Was it a flex?

Was it a flex?

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Did Keanu Reeves finally made a friend that broke him the news that he was a human meme or what?

Why did he suddendly snap out of his infinite lethargy and started appearing everywhere?

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>asian women drooling over white chad

What did asian men do to deserve this?

i'm not adopting "flex"

I think keanu is secretly half a chinaman himself.

Even as a white incel I don't like this.

he is half white half ching chong

ayo where the chinese girls at?

They stopped Baste Temujin from upgrading the whole hemisphere with his beyond chad genes.

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Allying with the nazis, this is eternal retribution.

>Joan of Arc T-Shirt
absolutely motherfuckin based

the chinese didn't ally with the nazis though

He got old enough to realize he is now on the dying side of human age.

whoa...
Thanks for pointing that out,brilliant.
SAN DIMAS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES

This guy is korean. Korea was part of the japanese empire.

John Wick rejuvenated his career but he also seems like a ok guy to be around.

What's this from? Is Keanu cameoing in sitcoms now?

Keanu is an honorary Asian of the Patrilineal type.

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Yeah. He's pretending he would ever touch Ali Wong for less than six figures (to his charity of choice)

His dad is a quarter Chinese (chinese grandmother). He's still white tho.

>Kalergi
>white supremacist

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>Kalergi was a hapa
Holy shit it all makes sense now.

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that look of pity on jesus' face

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do not forsake him /tv

wtf? i hate keanu, now!

>human meme

More like KINO REEVES, you mean.

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I don't care how much reddit is blowing him out of proportion or how many patrician anons see this, he genuinely seems like a sweet guy. God I hope he doesn't rape anybody.

eEnough with this guygigyug

What the fuck is a flex. I keep hearing people my age saying this shit

Yes he was threatened by Marcus the whole time and hiding behind his eccentricity.

He was good friends with her

Nanking. Pearl Harbour and Darwin.

>asian father
>only his fathers grandma was asian
for sure his dad was 100% china

I can see a person 2000 years from now being born looking like Keanu Reeves and everyone will think he's a time traveller or jesus

Showing off

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not by choice ya dingus