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Ah yes, /pleb/ general.

I couldn’t finish Brazil or Bladerunner. Super fucking boring and overhyped.

what an awful post, kill yourself zoomer

I don't watch Television or Films

Tinker tailor soldier spy
I could not for the life of me get invested into the movie, maybe something was off that day because I was able to watch the 5hr cut of das boot no problem but holy shit was that movie boring

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So how much CGI you wanna put in this movie?
Peter Jackson: Yes.

Most of them when you have clinical depression

fuck off redditer
and take your zoomer meme with you

The new Blade Runner
I wanted it to be good, but holy fucking shit is it a slow insanely boring movie

The Thing

The Rundown
Even the littiness of The Rock couldn't save it.

all of them i dont even watch movies or tv shows

fuck off even the biggest brainlet could enjoy brazil

dr strangelove

The Force Awakens

Aquaman, couldn't even pass the intro scene

what would possess you to write "too" there?
is it an american thing?

Godzilla 2014

Batman vs Superman

refn's filmography

Assassins Creed.

It's so poorly directed you jump from one scene to the next not establishing anything.

VVitch

black panther recently most capeshit movies in general. You can only enjoy these movies in grade school.

This is the one. The most boring movie since The English Patient which is the most boring movie ever made.

The Assassination of Reddit James

Assassination of Jesse James...

Total snoozefest

Alita

That's the kind of people this threads attract. It's disgraceful, really.

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LONDON
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>The Thing

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Which cuts?

>these*

Lala land

Pretty good bait

ITT: mentally ill discordtranny zoomers

Kill yourselves.

The Little Stranger
I mean 3/5 of the movie could be cut without detracting from a damn thing. I still don’t even know what the point was. There’s a ghost or something? Fuck what a mind bogglingly boring movie

John Wick 1

Made In Britain.

Inhrent Vice, I like PTA'smovies overall but damn this one was unbearable.

>Listen to audiobook to see what all the fuss is about.
>Boring as shit, but keeps the intrigue just enough that I want to see who the mole is.
>Watch movie afterwards.
>Even more boring than the novel.
>Only know what is going on because of the novel.

I honestly do not know why people like that movie, though I can understand liking the novel. It is like reading a realistic spy novel.

Only God Forgives

Not a movie but Man in the Highcastle was too excruciating slow. Very well acted. Just too slow.

Infinity Wars

any lynch film

watch The Elephant Man

I was watching one of the transformer movies and it was so tedious I fell asleep, does that count?

The Last Jedi
Any no stakes marlel capeshit

Not a movie but Citizen Kane.

/thread

A Clockwork Orange

Unironically BvS

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Her

it really just wasn't good or compelling. i can see why it won the oscar though. seems like exactly the type of movie that would appeal to the 35 year old urbanite american of today.

the first pirates of the caribbean

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I don't believe you

Maybe I'm just a pleb, but I found Bladerunner 2049 excruiciatingly dull.

Avatar

You didn't miss anything. It strings you along like there's real suspense or mystery, but the plot is full of holes. It's just a two-hour mood piece.

It's okay, finish high school and then try again.

...

Space odyssey

There's another novel I read.
Did you know the most interesting part of a future where the Axis won is ANTIQUITIES FRAUD? With a side of shitty mysticism?

God, if there ever was a book that I regret wasting time reading, it was The Man in the High Castle.

Aeon Flux. That movie bored me to sleep and I can’t even understand why, but it was awful

Deadpool 2. It wasn't so much how boring it was but how awful the tone of the movie was in the first 5 mins.

Just skip the Frodo hobbit shit. Aragorn is where the story is.

Angels & Demons

>pleb opinion
>responding to utter cancer
Neck yourself cunt

I'd rather see Aeon Fux

>all these serious replies to 3/10 bait

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Oh! Is that why we're wasting some much time with the Antiquities guy? I don't know if they would but he could make for a great black marketeer. I don't know if that's where the character will go. But it would be a missed opportunity.

The director shoud've made a music video instead.

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>Just skip the Frodo hobbit shit

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Moonlight

>muh ring!
>muh precious!
>muh Mr. Frodo!
Repeat for 2 hours and you have Frodo's "story".

Sucker Punch

The bravery of Samwise and the psychological/spiritual struggle of Frodo and his subsequent inability to return to normal life, which comes straight out of Tolkien's firsthand experience of the First World War, are some of the most important parts of the story you absolute fucking teenager.

Honestly, the novel is three different plotlines that are only vaguely intertwined.

That girl who smuggles a letter to the man in the high castle, who is accompanied by a Nazi assassin. I don't even remember if the letter or whatever was important, that plotline had such a shitty payoff that had something to do with that Asian book of magic sayings.

The Asian businessman that is awaiting a swede with military intelligence that takes the whole fucking book and isn't even resolved, it just goes to show how fucked that future is. He also.magically dimension travels for five minutes for no discernable reason.

And the antiquities guy. Most of that plot is some white guy lusting after an asian guy's wife and reflecting on how garbage white culture is. The fraudster goes to jail for reasons I forget, I think he was honestly mistaken for a spy because he was the husband of the lady in plotline 1, but gets pardoned by the asian guy for.no discernable reason, and just goes bsck his job as a blacl marketeer.

Frodo's a whiny bitch. No wonder you sympathize with him.

Eraserhead

Dunkirk. That movie sucked ole timey cock.

this, fell asleep during them

It became a family event when they came out, i don't find it easy to sleep normally but LORT would make me pass out in the cinema chair

played my gba in the toilets 45min into the 3rd one

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ah-bloo-bloo

You Were Never Really Here.

based retard

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I know. In the book this works. In the movie it gets old really fast.

>and reflecting on how garbage white culture is.
Wasn't this book written in the 50's? WTF?!

Despiste that it is well acted. bUt I will pas on it.

I used to beat you faggots and take you magic cards and sell them to buy my gf crap

What is anything Yea Forums recomends

Barry Lyndon
Seven Samurai
The Seventh Seal
Tree of Life
Solaris

>Is proud of assault petty-theft
You wouldn't happen to be black would you?

Bird Box

Avengers assemble 3. First marvlel movie I've tried to watch and it will be the last. How people like that garbage is beyond me

Found the groid

Nigga how can you turn off Seven Samurai, that shit flies by

no-one cared about your paper cards but other losers who would give you money, sold some stupid magic flower card to a comic book shop for a stupid amount of money and got a car

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>Who is "The professor and the Madman"
>What is "Booksmart"
>What is Every movie that has been released in the past 3 years that hasn't been capeshit

The Room

I'm not reading a "no" in there.

No Country for Old Man

Schindler's List

Based

The newer super hero movies. All of them are just so boring. I like the old ones(2000-2008) more the new ones are just eh seen it before can guess what happens.

Munich

>Tinker tailor soldier spy
I kinda wanted to see this, is it really that boring?
It was shit user
This movie was the worst star wars of all time, I honestly hope the next films restart the EU again

aquaman

Bait harder

that artsy spic movie a few months back

Tag might've been the worst movie I've ever seen. Walked out about halfway through.

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I agree, it’s boring

The Deer Hunter
8 1/2
Solaris

I finish 99% of the movies I start watching, but I couldn't get through the first hour of these.

fucking retard basedboy

Yea or came up with some sort of plot, it’s the NyQuil of movies

Dragged across concrete got through 45 minutes of it and said fuck this
The dialogue only added to it being absolute garbage how it got green lit I don’t understand and I’m a fan of Vince and Mel btw I just don’t think that film actually saw the editing table

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The first half of the Deer Hunter is one of the worst offenders of painful and unnecessary character setup I've ever seen in a movie. The second half is some of the best film making I've ever seen.

There is no reason why they needed to show an actual wedding, nearly in it's entirety, to get us familiar with the characters. But what follows is truly crushing. Give it another shot, but skip to the end of the wedding.

fpbp

Thought it would be your typical Gerard Butler flick but it turned out to be wanna be kino.

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2001: a Space Odyssey

Not once have I got past the spaceships and classical music.
Fuckin' trash.

The Godfather

So it's the same deal as that old movie where they drive trucks with nitroglycerin through the jungle? I forgot what it's called. That one had a really dull first hour, but as soon as they started driving it was some intense kino.

Not sure what movie you're referring to but DH is intense, and I couldn't believe how many moments from it have been referenced in other pop culture. It's basically why Russian roulette is in any show or movie ever since.

Gayniggers From Outer Space had more insight and entertainment value

The newest John Travolta, Morgan Freeman movie. It is a shitty detective novel movie, stereotypical in every way. I have no idea why they agreed to do it, but it sucked and was so fucking boring. The Star Trek holodeck scenes of Picard playing the private detective was more entertaining that that shit.

Tree of life

This one. The Wages of Fear in English.

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Greatest Story Never Told wasn't exactly boring but I stopped watching it because I knew most of it, majority of it is just text (not narrated) with the same generic license free stock music, and it even glossed over or whitewashed things that didn't need to be glossed over or whitewashed, like the nature of the Beerhall Putsch. It's very overrated as a redpill for normies, normies aren't going to watch a fucking non-narrated wall of text slide presenter that's like 6 hours long or whatever.

Hellstorm about the bombing of Dresden is a much better made documentary.

Persona
Manhattan
In the Mood for Love

that movie was great you tasteless homosexual negroid

>The Wages of Fear in English.
Sorcerer?

It hasn’t aged well imo

this but unironically

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Are you just blatantly ignroing all the (you)s this particular post is getting in every thread?

updooted xD

based reddit poster

Never said it wasn't. Just that the first hour is kinda slow and not really necessary.

The big Lebowski

My teacher in high school put on LOTR.
All 3 movies.
Extended edition.
Half way through the 2nd movie I wanted to kill myself.
I just gave up and left the class, walked right out and went home.

You only had one teacher in high school? Was you in special ed?

what the absolute fuck is this post?

imagine missing the payout that was infinity war for breaking your fucking legs filming this shit.

hehehhe
I found them extremely long and boring too. They might be better seen in eight minute chunks over a span of a year.

I couldn't stand that fucking fat kid

The one about the ghost wearing a sheet
And the chick ate a pie and vomited for 10 minutes
Fucking boring

Geisha

The kino you're thinking of is Sorceror. It's beautiful, but had the misfortune of coming out almost exactly at the same time as Star Wars.

lotr boring af
harry potter was my shit thought it would be like that

8/10 bait

Hereafter

Heresy

What is the last jedi after seeing it on TV the first time.

The Wolf of Wall Street. Felt like the same 4 scenes were just repeating themselves for 3 hours and I wasn't up for that.

only literal underages would said that

2001 A space Odessy

kino post

You faggots saying 2001 is bad are literal subhumans that should be lined up against a wall.

The first Pirates of the Caribbean
Fantastic Beasts
All Tarantino except that Slave flick
The last 4 Star Wars films
All Marvel except Ant Man
Aquaman
Paranormal Activity
LotR rewatches
300
Cars
Shrek 3
Arietty
Inception
Requiem of a Dream
Jurassic World 2

>docking sequence the movie + 30 mins of random schizophrenia is a good

Imagine being so smoothbrained to not get the symbolism or appreciate the practical effects that were perfected before Lucas or computer imaging.

The special effects are good, they don't even look dated to this day however special effects aren't enough to carry a movie.
Also
>muh symbolism

Phantom thread, the thread.

Master and Commander: At World's End

Based and ADHDpilled

Wages of Fear? If it’s not, then it’s based on it.

>all those seething replies
based

This. By far the worst Scorsese movie, way worse than King of Comedy which at least had an interesting plot.

Hereditary

>Master and Commander
Best historical novels ever written. The film adaptation is doubly bad if you’ve read the books.

You can’t tell the nietzschean imagery?

The King of Comedy is not one of Scorsese's worst

Ereaserhead

took the words right out of my fingers

>stayed at school for 12 hours

Captain America Civil War

are you that spergy Mexican kid from high school who I told to go fuck himself?

This piece of shit.

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some Chuck Norris movie I can't remember

What a delightful shitpost, thank you!

i remember I did a similar reddit tier shitpost on Yea Forums and got around 40 or so replies.
its such a good (you) generating tool.

Holy Mountain

One of the only movies I have never finished.

>flops down lazily in your path

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Ready player one. The retro game trivia was the most over the top nonsense.

Agreed seriously dont see why those movies are special. Is this a new tv meme i hacent seen before?

Just posted the same format in a thread on Yea Forums just now and I’m already at like, 8 replies. You weren’t joking

Shitposting is the easiest thing in the world you newfag.

Unironically Caddyshack
Don’t @ me

hereditary

Capote

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Glass for me, couldnt even pass one hour in and I knew it wouldnt get better

I've never seen a single one of those movies so I'll believe you.

Yep.

Galaxina

Cloud Atlas

>mfw this will be the new pasta posted everywhere on Yea Forums/nel

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This but unironicaly

you need to go back

yes! I turn them off every time

Lord of the Rings

...

I fell asleep during most of King of the Monsters but I was really tired

Very based

How can you be so wrong

Choose death, kid

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Enter the void
Bonesaw tomohawk

Fuck those Game of Thrones movies. Fairy faggot shit with elves and shit. All the seething incel posts are glorious. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lincoln
Cloud Atlas
and many more

I know I will piss off 4/5 of Yea Forums but fuck it.
Attack of the Clones.
I can understand the love for Revenge of the Sith and to some extent Phantom Menace, but Attack of the Clones is so damn boring not even the memes save it.

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Most of Tarantino.
He does action and violence well, but when its neither, hes a pretentious motherfucker that rivals hideo kojima in overlong pointless dialog
>its an characters talk for 30 mins scene
>its a characters play cards for 30 mins scene
>movie thats 4 god damn hours long, and almost all of it is talking about pointless bullshit

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song to song, man what a fucking waste of time

the only interesting thing about this movie it's the poster.

Aquaman

It took me 3 tries to get through "Gentlemen Broncos." Also, Constantine put me to sleep in the theater. My cousin had to elbow me because I was snoring so loudly.

Pacific Rim(job).

>Nobody:
>Absolutely nobody:
>Not a single soul:
>Peter Jackson: *hold my beer*
>Yeah, like LOTR is wayy too boring for me, I just lowkey don't understand how anybody can enjoy those movies

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The purge 1

>new
It's an old shitty twitter meme that I've seen on sc2 subreddit for at least a year.

Any movie by Terrence Malick

Both avengers endgame and infinity war, unironically. Too many quips made them both unwatchable.

Yall talking about Repo in here? Cause you should.. Movie's shit as are the people that like it.

lmao this rocks

irreversible

2001.

People who pretend to like it are posturing pseuds.

based and hacksonpilled

You sir have WON the internet!
You are BASED!!!

I tried so hard to get through but I have fallen asleep before the halfway point every time. I never fall asleep watching movies.

citizen kane

unironically laughed

Braveheart

well trolled

Couldn’t finish Her the first time I watched it. Watched the whole thing recently. Bretty good

For the average zoomer the samurai has to fly and wear a cape

Transcendence

/thread

Tree of Life

What the fuck is this shit Jesus Christ how old are you

You have to go back

it's the latest twatter meme, grandpa

i can understand not liking Lynch in general, but how the fuck are any of his movies boring?

>kino bait disguised in shit format

Well played user

This fuck television and film

Unbelievable boring from start to end, it took me two weeks to finish it, a new personal record.

Never watched any of them in one sitting, and probably missing some bits here an there, but it was entertaining for the most part thou I wouldn't fanboy over any them.