Itt: modern seinfeld stories

sneed sells feed

George gets called a faggot on twitter and thinks he might be gay

Kramer is addicted to mobile games
George is dating a tranny
Elaine becomes a social media influencer

george becomes addicted to trans porn

George obsess with cryptocurrency
Elaine date basedboy
Jerry get big curving television
Kramer get metoo'd

They drop a bird scooter nest in front of Kramer and Jerry’s apartment. Kramer protests charging to ride a free scooter left laying in the street

my wife on my ipad
me son touch me foreskin

>elaine eats bees
>george grows to eleven feet tall
>kramers apartment progressively turns into an ancient egyptian tomb
>jerry gets stuck behind ISIS at the grocery store
>newman is sacrificed

newman hunts for amazon delivery drones

kramer puts jerrys apartment on airbnb, ancaps rent it

jery twitter
kramar twitter
eline twitter
georgia twitter

jerry go to sneed

George fuck dead cat

I laughed.

Kramer does a mass shooting
George can't stop eating hummus
Elaine tries to normalize her lust for underage boys
Jerry argues with black israelites.

George becomes a conservative
Elaine becomes a feminist
Kramer becomes a communist
Jerry buys a iPad

>apartment turns into an ancient Egyptian tomb
I had a dream similar to this recently

kramar discovers /pol/

elin and gterujg become faceboked
kreme buy apple stok
jiri is kill

Jerry can't stand that his girlfriend is always on her phone when watching movies.

>kramer runs a wifi cable from Jerry's apartment to his because the signal is too weak

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Kramer gets a job at a marijuana dispensary
George finds an anime waifu
Elaine goes on a trip to India to discover herself

kramer pretends to be trans to get free gift promotions
george tries to take better tinder pictures
jerry and elaine go somewhere and it doesnt matter, who cares

george leaks own sex tape to show off to women

Kramer sells old radios on Grindr
Eleyn identifies as a cis male
George ask a taxi driver how to install Uber, gets accused of racism
Newman gets his legsblown off at the NY marathon
Jerry gets a 8k screen

Formerly buys

Kramer sues subway because their footlongs are only 11 inches

ipad get jery

Jerry buys a brothel from Kramer and turns it into a Feed and Seed store, Kramer and George sit outside it harassing customers. Jerry fires Kramer for a particularly egregious racist rant toward an African-American customer that razzes him. Elaine becomes a FtM tranny as a subplot.

Crypto is a kramer thing. If george gets involved in it it's only after kramer convinces him, and predictably he loses all his money in a day.

Kramer secretly lives in a Home Depot

Kramer starts selling masks to avoid facial Id tracking.

Jerry’s YouTube and twitter keeps getting trolled and making jerry look bad. He tries to get back at the troll but Turns our jerry isn’t funny with character limits.

>and what's the deal with 'Palestine'?

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Jerry is in the Youtube rewind that everyone hates.

>wifi cable
>wireless fidelity cable
>wireless
>cable
wat

Elaine hires a delivery guy to go to costco to bring her their big ass salads for lunch

kramer gets rich from metal straw stocks he bought as a joke 10 years ago after new york bans plastic straws
george tries to convince his hippy date that his car is a tesla
jerry discovers Yea Forums and starts stealing material from Yea Forums,stops after polniggers finish his jokes for him at an irl show
elaine gets a butt implant like kim kardashian which explodes at a work conference

krammer become mtf
>i think i made a big mistake buddy
>what do you mean, what mistake?
>DILATION JERRY! DILATION

kramer gets into twitter war with fdr.
fdr sends cp to kramer in email and gets him vanned.

>kramer gets into crypto
>geroge wants in on it as well
>kramer decides to sell while its soaring
>george loses it all

george joins kramer's transgender escapade after realizing women's restrooms are much cleaner

George experiments with bisexuality by downloading Grindr and accidentally meets up with his father's fake profile in the local alley.

kramer becomes a huge altright youtuber

Kek

thanks for the input reddit

Elaine starts selling feet pics on IG
George reports her to the IRS

I heard that on his voice

>wifi cable

Elaine sells her dirty socks and poop twinkies online.

Jori buy biig teh b

Kramer becomes a Yea Forums jannie

George dates AOC.

elaine gets catfished on tinder by newman who leaks her nudes
george discovers mewing
kramer stars a podcast and brings jerry on as the first guest

Jerry gets branded as anti semetic for joking about Jews being anti vaccine.

Kenny bania get the host job of the tonight show because of his unoffensive material.

>alright, I gotta get back to work, jerry
>but you do it for free!

Episode ends with jerry deciding to fuck kramer 24/7 to keep his wound from closing.

>Huh? What's dilation?

george goes to a berine sanders rally (played by larry david) in order to impress a girl.

George dates Age of Consent?

>THOSE SHITPOSTERS HAVE GOTTA BE STOPPED JERRY

What's the b-plot though?

The gang is quarantined in the apartment because of a measles outbreak
Elaine snaps and tries to escape before being shot by NYPD

Kramer does a mass shooting

>normie show made in 2019
>expecting it to have multiple plots when zoomers pay attention to their phones instead of the show

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Newman becomes a Chad but no one knows it's him

Jerry learns to use reddit but Kramer tells him to use the alternative
George buys a vape and it blows up in his pocket. He tries to sue 7/11
Elaine uses tinder and matches with me. We both fuck. The last 10 minutes is me and Elaine fucking like dogs while Jerry and George watch the chaturbate stream

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>THEY WONT QUIT POSTING SNEED, JERRY
"Sneed? what on earth is sneed?"
>SNEED IS CHUCK, JERRY! FUCK IS SUCK!

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elaine gets revenge porn'd
george pays thousands to a scammer on plenty of fish
kramer dies of autoerotic asphyxiation

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"you're crazy!"
>"WHAT'S CRAZY IS THESE SNEEDPOSTERS!"

cold war with china

cringe

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jery become ipad

George misgenders someone
Kramer and Newman try to become a coyotes

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george hit that quan
kramer avocado
the dilation

jery crack

Kramer gloats about how easy is to get dates on tinder.
Elaine and George start using Tinder with fake pics and end up in a date with each other.
Jerry buys iPad but can't operate it.
Plot twist: Kramer had grindr instead of tinder but he comes out as pansexual, and that's a good thing.

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I have a script that's about 7 pages long or so. Here's the opening:

>INT. JERY'S APARTMENT - AFTERNOON
>Silly comedian JERY SEIN is arguing with angry editor ELLEN BENZ. JERY tries to hug ELLEN but she shakes him off.
>JERY
>Please Ellen, don't leave me.
>ELLEN
>I'm sorry Jery, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
>JERY
>I am such a person!
>ELLEN frowns.
>ELLEN
>I'm sorry, Jery. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
>ELLEN leaves.
>JERY sits down, looking defeated.
>Moments later, uppity manager JORG CONSTANZE barges in looking flustered.
>JERY
>Goodness, Jorg! Is everything okay?
>JORG
>I'm afraid not.
>JERY
>What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
>JORG
>It's ... a Time Lord ... I saw an evil Time Lord exterminate a bunch of children!
>JERY
>Defenseless children?
>JORG
>Yes, defenseless children!
>JERY
>Bloomin' heck, Jorg! We've got to do something.
>JORG
>I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
>JERY
>You can start by telling me where this happened.
>JORG
>I was...
>JORG fans himself and begins to wheeze.
>JERY
>Focus Jorg, focus! Where did it happen?

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>Kramer and Newman try to become a coyotes
That'd be a good reason to bring in the aggressive puerto rican gay guy.

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Kramer livestreams on twitch and gets Swatted by 12 year olds

>george goes to yankees game
>"all rise for the national anthem"
>everyone stands, hands on heart, song plays
>george looks down, shoe is untied
>goes down to tie shoe
>jumbotron shows George tying shoe
>everyone thinks he's kneeling, boos him
>hated around NYC for kneeling

Kramer starts a HWNDU type thing in his apartment. Jerry tries to break it up gets branded a nazi in the news for 1 news cycle

Loyd Braun gets a job as a consultant at the company George works for. George tells everyone loyd is crazy, George looses his job despite a positive job review from the consulting firm.