This is very upsetting

some woman owns the real tape

kikes are saying it's fake. It's 100% real.

>And he'd tell you a tale of the old days
>When the country was wild all around
>Sit out under the stars of the Milky Way
>And listen while the grizzly bears growl

AND THEY GO HOO YIP HOO YIP HOO HOODI HOO DI YIP HOO DI YIP HOO YIP HOO

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>some woman
His sister and she got rid of it after Herzog listened to the tape.

sounds like acting and not actual screams

This is the real tape, but fags for some reason deny it. At one point, his girlfriend[!] tries to defeat the bear by smacking it with a frying pan.

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>this is very fake and the real audio will never be heard again but the written accounts from state troopers can be found online. in the actual audio the first thing said is "is it still out there?" (because a bear was apparently outside of their tent which they stupidly placed in the middle of a bear trail a few weeks into the hibernation' s coming, feeding frenzy) and Tim went out to shoo it away like he had done many times before as seen on camera and told her to turn the camera on. but as soon as she asks if it's there she hears tim screaming and struggling and the camera is dropped. you then hear her unzip the tent and then she begins to scream "play dead" and Tim yells "it's not working, run away, just run away"... she keeps screaming to play dead and during this time tim is heard struggling and crying and eventually yells out "grab the frying pan and hit it on the head it's killing me."
Taken from youtube

It's real, they're denying it because it shows how stupid they were and muh feelings. He's long dead and so is she and the bear.

>during this time the bear would have had Tim's head in his mouth. but it was a 28 year old bear with broken canine teeth and some teeth worn to a nub so it wasn't able to preform the decapitation it was intending, so it was thrashing tim around by his head at this point. she starts yelling "get away, get away, go" and can be heard hitting against it's head. the bear retreats because of the aggression from any and he is an older bear and is used to having his kill taken by stronger, younger bears. and then you hear a slight conversation between tim and Amy as she says to lay still, and he is heard sobbing and moaning in pain. but the bear returns because amy is not threatening anymore as she has quietened down and leaned down beside tim. they have food in open packages in their tent (drew the bear to begin with and they knew better than to have it)
What an idiot, the first thing you learn about backcountry camping is to never leave food in your tent. This guy gives Alexander Superspeeder a run for his money.

>and that's when tim is again grabbed but this time by his lower torso and then drug away from the campsite. because amy had been a previous threat to the bear it needed to drag him away to properly kill and then eat him. tim is screaming and crying and then too far away to hear anymore. Amy is screaming and attempts to chase the bear away again by chasing after but retreats back to the tent and is then heard panicking and shrieking. the audio stops. tim was taken quite a ways away where he was consumed and then the bear buried (as they do for later consumption) what was left. an arm with the hand and wristwatch and his head with a portion of upper spine still attached. said to have a horribly haunting grimace on his face. the bear did return to the camp for the opened food in the tent. to which it met with Amy and was assumed that she was fighting back again but can't be sure because the audio ended before then. the fighting back caused the bear to go into an attack and he killed her believed to be quickly and ate some of her but not as much as tim and then proceeded to bury her for later consumption but leaving her shoulder, arm and hand exposed of the dirt.
Hard to have sympathy for this guy when his girlfriend, who was terrified of bears, died because of his obsession.

"It's fake it's not his voice!"

even though it's his voice with no doubt.

I bet you think this is fake too

youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

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BURN THE COAL

Another reason why they're shilling that it's fake is because they could get sued.
I just want to know one thing: Did Timothy grin while he was bearing it?

His posture is better than mine.

Note how all the comments saying that it's fake are all the same..and within the same time frame...look at the older comments.

>Not going for the tongue
rt.com/russia/461505-man-survives-bear-attack/

>he killed her believed to be quickly and ate some of her but not as much as tim

The bear preferred Tim to Amy. Tim would be proud.

>Yea Forums thinks this obviously edited together audio clip is real

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Does everyone scream like that during death?

Is it primal fear? The truest deepest fear?

BROS????

This is how you deal with a bear
youtube.com/watch?v=Ni0rqdUwqGs
(Note: RT is funded by the Russian government who might be making drunken bear encounter videos to sway your election)

Jewel Palovak has the tape

Grizzly Man is the best documentary of all time.

Prove me wrong.

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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1443788/Final-cries-of-couple-killed-by-bear.html
Do you have any evidence other than vague conspiracy theories about how the Jews want to protect the reputation of some guy that the entire world knows was a crazy dumbass?

>Do you have any evidence other than vague conspiracy theories
Kill yourself, JIDF. I'm not sure why you're deceiving people on this one, but here you are.

it fully depends on what mindset de bear has

eh, it sucks

>His sister and she got rid of it
Nope, someone uploaded it to youtube. Saying it's fake is pure cope. Also saying it's fake keeps it on youtube. lol

The Great Outdoors > Gr*zzly Man

you sucks

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Trying too hard to push an obvious fake.

Trying too hard to push an obvious fake.

Trying too hard to push an obvious fake.

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I just wish it had a decent torrent

Are you some ass hole trying to shill his shit jewtube channel or a legitimately insane person?

Sure.

You think this is hard? Looking at black people is hard, user.

Not to be that guy, but why would anyone wander around bear country in the US without a gun? At least then you'd have a chance.

this is funny as hell

The bears were his friends. Don't be intolerant, also the video is fake because my friends at Snopes who can be totally trusted debunked it! I feel smart calling everything fake.

>Implying a gun will save you when a 900lb animal jumps out at you from behind a bush and kills you just because you startled it
The secret to surviving bears is prevention. Put your food in trees, wear bells, and don't set up camp on a bear path.

neck yourself you absolute retard

also lift weights, so that you have the strength to fight back if thats what it comes to

:(

lol faggot

Well yeah but if you for some reason did those things a gun would be the next best option?

Everything that hurts my fee fees is FAAYYYYYYYKE

Treadwell was mentally ill and thought every animal was trying to be his Disney style bff. My favourite part of the documentary is when some wild fox is trying to chew Tim's fingers off and he thinks it's just being cute. Kino foreshadowing to when he'd become a big slurry of animal shit on the Alaskan plain.

Bear spray. Carry bear spray.

I couldn't take this seriously. Timothy seemed like a parody and the whole thing was like satire.
Herzog telling the woman to never listen to the tape of tim getting killed was hilarious.

I think mockumentaries ruined this stuff for me

I could kill a grizzly with my bare hands

It’s fake, retard. The video OP posted has been making the rounds for years.

>Herzog telling the woman to never listen to the tape of tim getting killed was hilarious.
Glad I'm not the only one.

>Ralph, what is it with you and the Forbidden Closet of Mystery?
>nu huh....the...it's it's FAKE

are there americans who don't have guns?

wtf! I thought there was 3 guns for every american

I'm afraid not, youngling. :( It is the real audio. 100%

>The video OP posted has been making the rounds for years.
No shit and I heard it first, it's real.

its available on all the public trackers...

I thought Grizzly Man was a comedy till i found out it was real

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This fucking dipshit deserved his mauling.You respect bears by observing from afar, not moving to fucking Alaska every year to live among them. The bear they put down that killed him had more of a right to live than this OG furry faggot.

Mauled to death is one of the absolute worst ways to die. Not only the pain of being ripped to pieces is enough the utter humiliation of knowing the last remnants of you will be reduced to poo

The scene where he listens to the actual tape and tells the mom to destroy it is KINO

Remember to tell yourself that it's fake, sweety pumpkins. :) That way the Big Bad Saddy monster will stay away!

She gave it to a friend and that friend uploaded to Youtube, though.

I've sworn that I'll never go camping/hiking without a gun. this shit is why. fuck bear spray, I want something that will actually kill the bear/cougar/moose

I hear the friend is Emma Stone.

They do that when injured. He is gimpy on his right paw.

>getting scared by a moose
Maybe you should die.

this is fake, you can tell it was recorded in a house with the front door open. Also the bear growling is literally a fat guy going "grrrr rmrmmmrrr"

I liked the genderbent version.

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They're scary

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>that bear footwork

gets me every damn time

audio is fake, not the real one
can't hear the pan shots

Mooses are no joke, they’re fucking huge and kill tons of people who hit them on the road

very fake and homosexual

Well I didn't force you to live in Canada.

you will be sucked

Correct, all the people saying that it's fake are homosexuals.

>you have to live in Canada to understand how dangerous moose’s are

You ok user? I know you don’t fuck with hippos but I’m not in Africa

treadwell unironically was too good for this world

the lens cap was on the camera. But that's fake its a guy blowing on the mic while a woman is screaming in another room.

It took me a while to get over it. It's pretty heavy.

that version on youtube is a reenactment and not real

> We will never get 'Bear Hour', a live call-in show where Joe actively debates callers on hypothetical super predator clashes.

COPE

>that version on youtube is a reenactment and not real
cringe and soipilled

Whatever makes you guys sleep better.

>only a handful of people ever heard the actual audio
>somehow makes its way to the world's most mainstream streaming website without being removed
Yeah, it's totally real bro.

We should get some anons with triangulation skills to find that fox that stole his hat's burrow, retrieve it, and sell it on ebay for a million bucks.

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>Yeah, it's totally real bro.
Checked and confirmed. Thank you. Glad we settled it.

That fox looks like a fag

the fox is looking at a fag

Hidden in plain sight. There's also a number of real suicides still on yt. (Dwyer and that news lady)

>''I saw a Bigfoot in the fore-''
>''NAW IT WAS BEAR STANDING ON TWO LEGS DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT?!?!''
>''THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIGFOOT YOU STUPID FUCK!!''

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The Dwyer one is there but show me the Christine Chubbuck video. I guarantee it's not on YouTube. This supposed Treadwell audio is 100% a hoax and has been around for years now. Sorry I'm ruining your trolling.

>but show me the Christine Chubbuck video
No, find it yourself it keeps getting removed. It's there, but the algorithm hides it.

Unrelated but it's in the The Lewis and Clark journals where white man meets a grizzly bear for the first time, when anyone's only ever seen a basic bitch black bear up to that point which might as well make it fucking super-bear surviving multiple shotgun hits.

It was clearly a murder/suicide by bear. Tim wasn't that stupid. But he was crazy. She was going to leave him anyway.

>It's there, but the algorithm hides it.
So much for "hidden in plain sight" eh?

No its not you tard...

Literally me when Im on the prowl for pussy

>Sacrificing a roastie to a bearbro
Based?

>The bears probably thought he was mentally retarded

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he died like he lived - retardedly

Wow that's some autism you got there, user. Manually finding it is possible. Movie scenes are the same way.

>The Virgin Preventer

>wears bells like a clown
>tries to climb tree to hide hotpockets, falls down
>camps in inconvenient places because he avoids bear trails

vs

>The Chad Gunslinger

>carries a shotgun, AR-15 and full auto glock
>shoots at any bear that looks his way
>shoots bears and takes their food
>leaves his food out in the open
>camps wherever he desires

Hmm, but the "real" Treadwell audio which has a long-running Lost Media entry is available with a simple regular search? Sure thing, buddy.

>for some reason deny it

im assuming because its the legality of it

0/10

Attention zoomers: OP and everyone claiming this audio is real are trolling you. It's been around for years and was debunked years ago.
lostmediaarchive.fandom.com/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell_"Grizzly_Man"_Death_Audio_(Recorded_in_2003)

>glock

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Cats standing up freaks me out just like this bear does. Like they're way better at it than they should be, like they're hiding it.

The bear in that video is internet famous after that video went viral. Black bears don't normally do that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedals_(bear)

>AAAOH MY GOD
>[GRRRRRR]

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If it was legit then it would be the full audio and not just 1 minute.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE BEARS UP TO??

Grizzly man is overrated. If you are talking about bear attacks, this is the real shit:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

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Oh there's the full version on ty as well. git gud at googling

Fun fact.

Bears have evolved a bone spur on their hands that act as a pseudo thumb, allowing them to do things like this.

They can only use it to hold though it's not dextrous at all.

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Good old fashioned /x/ trolling. I like it.

I don't care if you have the muscle mass of Dwayne Johnson, John Cena, and the fucking Mountain combined, you're not going to fucking fist fight your way out of a bear attack, what an absolute dumbass thing to put in peoples heads.

Is there a pdf of this anywhere ?

fucking hell i haven't winced that hard in years. absolutely horrifying.
RIP the bears are safe to pet in heaven

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See

Not trolling, but if that makes you feel better, believe what you want.

That's a big bear

If the real audio was available literally anywhere, the internet would've found and distributed it years ago. You sir are 100% full of baloney.

based dedicated shill. I like how you also threw all of /x/ under the bus, very bluepilled.

Every bear I see now though it's going to be in the back of my mind. Like what's that bear plottin'.

>e, the internet would've found and distributed it years ago
lol yeah...on youtube. Are you slow or just underage?

>"oh my god timothy just fight back the 700lbs 7' tall grizzly bear you fucking pussy"

fucking thots man i swear

OP's video is ancient by internet standards. Fake, fake, fake. If anyone in this thread can show me a different audio clip than the one OP posted, I'll shut up. You can't though.

Furries have ruined all foxes for me. I used to think Foxes were cool now I just want to shoot every one I see.

Geee., how could shills reply within less than 10 seconds...it's almost like you're JIDF. You know what your problem is, Schlomo? You're control freaks; it bothers you when others know more in life than you, hence your continual shilling.

I just enjoy ruining your trolling attempts. The audio OP posted is fake as fuck. "Get the frying pan!" Lmfao give me a break.

If you think that’s bad en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

Tl;dr
>1915 Japan
>gigantic brown bear goes into hibernation
>a bunch of settlers move in and build a village
>bear wakes up, is not happy
>bear walks into the village like ey yo the fuck, imma steal yalls corn
>does this 3 times, on the third time a bunch of japs shoot at it, one hits it and it runs off
>japs think they made a total bitch out of that bear and it’s too scared to come back
>shouldhavejustletmehavesomecorn.mpeg
>bear shows up one night, kills a babysitter and the baby like Michael fucking Meyers of bears
>search party goes to hunt the bear
>it’s den was only 150 meters from the village, they built the village right on top of a giant bear den
>one of the men shoots the bear, it runs off again. They find dismembered corpses
>villagers expect bear to come back, males wait in one house with guns, military guys show up and wait in another house
>of course the bear shows up at the house the villagers are at, they panic, only one person able to shoot bear
>bear runs off before military guys show up
>bear goes right to the house the military guys were at, now only one guardsmen is watching over multiple families of women and children
>bear crashes in, attacks mother and son
>military guy says what’s that racket and walks inside
>nopes the fuck out but is followed by the bear and killed
>then kills like 5 kids and a pregnant lady
>pregnant lady is heard begging bear to basically eat around the fetus inside of her
>they actually find the fetus in tact later
>military guys show back up, form a plan. One group goes to back of the house and makes a racket. One group waits at the front door for it to run out. One man aims down the front door entrance
>plans work, but his gun misfires. Military guys don’t shoot because crossfire
>dis fucking bear gets away AGAIN
(Cont)

I think you're fake. Say hi to Deborah and Jakob for me.

>keep an eye out fella, i smell niggers around here

Sure, buddy. Fake, fake, fake.

>tfw you'll never fuck a bear
why even live

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>The audio OP posted is fake as fuck. "Get the frying pan!" Lmfao give me a break.
They were desperate to use anything resembling a weapon, oh slow one.

To everyone else, notice how threatened (((they))) are when challenged.

Bro, please dont (cont) you're trying too hard to be funny

I know you and your friends are fake.

>I just enjoy ruining
^ah see how the deepwater Jew admits the truth under stress.

Unless you're trolling, you're falling for hoax audio that's been floating around since the earliest days of Yea Forums.

those fuckers keep calling the chimp "monkey". fucking disrespectful. probably why he snapped

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It's fake! Nothing ever bad can be uploaded to youtube because some documentary says so!

Everyone they interviewed was like a Twin Peaks character, the whole doc was uncomfortably surreal.
The part where that woman got his watch from the creepy coroner and dramatically burst into tears made me laugh out loud.

Bro please (cont), you're cool

YouTube has plenty of stuff like that but the Treadwell death audio is not among it.

did u even watch the movie, the tape is held by a legal firm and we will never hear it

reminder that a bear would totally have beaten sasquatch but he fought like a bitch

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>yeah innnernet got lots of real fugged up shid man
>BUT NOT THAT, YOU INCEL

Hmmmm

>Herzog telling the woman to never listen to the tape of tim getting killed was hilarious.
he made everything odd and stillted on purpose because he's a weirdo germanic

Plot twist: It's all fake. Checkmate, JIDF.

this. he even inadvertantly put the bears at risk by making them used to humans.

It's a hoax, user. That same 90 seconds of audio has been around for years and years. The actual Treadwell audio is around six minutes. The "leaked" audio on YouTube is way shorter than that. For... reasons?

>Fake news, I've never even left Tattooine!

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Uh huh. And the Earth is also flat, just like you told me. Thank you for your help.

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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40 seconds in and the dumb useless female hasn't figured out a way to attack the bear yet. Fucking weasel coward.

FAYK!
HOEKS! Bears walk on all fours, always.

Where's the proof that this is the og audio?

>meanwhile, one of the villagers travelled to the closest city, unaware his family had been eaten. He tries to enlist police help but has to file paperwork first
>hears tale of a legendary bear hunter
>finds the bear hunter, but he’s now a miscreant who sold his gun for booze
>guy returns home, learns bear killed his family. Gathers a group to wait at his house to ambush it because it keeps on fucking coming back
>it doesn’t
>the government finally steps up, enlists a strike team of snipers to kill the bear, including the legendary hunter, issued a new rifle by the police
>bear doesn’t show up again
>someone comes up with the idea of dragging one of the victims corpse out of the ground to use it as bait
>they actually fucking do it. Bait is set in the second mentioned house, with the snipers hiding inside
>bear shows up, looks through the window, sees there’s a bunch of armed japs inside and nopes the fuck out
>proceeds to ransack every fucking house in the village
>next day they gather every man who can hold a gun, including military guys, and police sniping team
>60 guys go off into the woods to hunt this bear
>someone thinks they see a shadow, everyone ordered to fire at the shadow
>hear bear grunts, but no dead bear
>next day the legendary hunter finds paw tracks with blood in them in the snow. Enlist small group to hunt bear before snow covers tracks
>legendary hunter eventually spots the bear, he’s sleeping at an oak tree like a warrior granted rest by the gods
>puts a bullet in its heart, one in its head
>all the villagers leave it a ghost town
>one of the villagers son grows up to be a legendary bear hunter
>vows to kill 10 bears for every one dead villager
>ends up killing more than a hundred bears

The end

>female
>figure out something

>check if grizzly man is on kikeflix
>it's not
>it's on youtube instead

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Okay well sorry to disappoint you but OP's audio is an ancient internet hoax. If you want to believe it's real, go for it.

Kek he walks like Peggy Bundy.

>it's real, go for it.
Fucking checked again~!

you're in siberia and this big boy waddles up to you and says "Зaжигaлкa ?"

wat do

It's fake, user.

>It's actually real, user
I know.

prove it

You're a gullible retard, bro. Debunked long ago.

I thought you said I could enjoy it and you'd stop being a shillfag? For some reason my knowledge on this seems to be rankling you. Sorry. :)

>no vids
no point even playing more than 4 secs

After doing some additional research on the incident, and having personal correspondence with Kevin Sanders (who has investigated the incident since the beginning, and who has heard a portion of the real tape), I believe the "leaked" 1:51 clip to be fake. According to Kevin, this audio is the same old fake audio that has been floating around for years.

As you can read in the transcript of the tape, found on Kevin's website, the first sounds heard are Amie asking if it's "still out there". The next voice heard is Tim yelling "get out here, I'm getting killed out here" (this part is true to the above audio, but many inconsistencies remain). In the above clip, we never hear that first line from Amie.

A tent zipper is then heard, as well as the tent flap opening (both of which are unheard in the above audio) before Amie yells at Tim to "play dead", later telling him to "fight back" after Tim states that playing dead isn't working (this statement is also unheard in the above audio). Note that in the same audio clip, Amie says "play dead" right after Tim yells for her to go to his aid; in the real audio, the tent is first heard unzipping and opening before Amie begins yelling. Rain hitting the tent is also said to be clearly heard during this part, which you do not hear in the faked audio.

After this, the bear is said to have been startled off momentarily, during which time a short conversation ensued between Amie and Tim as to whether or not the bear was gone for good, moments before the bear returned. This conversation, again, is completely missing from the faked audio. Kevin has also stated that the bear was "nearly silent" throughout the entire recording, though it can be heard grunting and roaring in the fake clip quite frequently.

tl;dr

What now?

Honestly listen to it again and tell me you believe it's real. This sounds like stock audio of a bear with theatrical screaming layered over it. Supposedly in the real audio, the bear is nearly silent.

Bomb It Down.
Bolton.jpg

would you rather have this or the tool box killers audio

leafs are furfags imagine my suprise

what a fucking story. i feel bad for the bear to be honest. it's like a legend of how they killed the last god in japan or something

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That and the full hypnosis session of Barney Hill.

It's a reconstruction Herzog directed after hearing the original.

>theatrical screaming l
^that just so happens to match Tim's chatterbox. Sure, Chaim.

>audio of bear magnitudes louder (i.e closer to microphone) than both human voices
>the woman's screams are NOWHERE CLOSE to the screams real women give during death scenarios

You don't even need to know jack shit about audio to recognize how fake it is.

The Jap that vowed to kill 10 bears per every victim was a cunt. Bears are the best. besides it won't bring them back anyway so you're just honestly being a bitch about it. Like when people were killing stingrays after Steve Irwin died. He wouldn't have wanted that.

PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE THIS MOVIE

It doesn't match up though. The well known hoax audio sounds like something from a Halloween record. Any audiofags ITT want to weigh in?

youtube.com/watch?v=_ePoeP43wyk

There was a better version without music but I can't find it

Shit's insane

it would make a kino season 2 of the terror
saved for posterity

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>terrified of bears
>dates a guy literally obsessed with bears to a lethal degree

Cope if you don't realize women literally have no real personality and mold it based on the guy they're attracted to

Everything unpleasant is fake. :)

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No he’s right. I should fucking kill myself, another unfunny bear story what was I thinking

you will end up being worm poo anyway user, unless you get cremated.

Fake!
My sex life is still real, though.

Did they have bear spray?

Yeah. Hi.

Try devoting your life to a greater cause like Timothy William Dexter Treadwell did trying to protect and advocate for an almost extinct species of bear. Maybe you won't have so much time to shitpost.

Thanks.

it isn't real. it's very obviously fake, the bear sounds and tim's screaming are clearly faked. i don't understand why anyone thinks this is real.

911 calls are verifiable. The audio OP poster has never had a source. It’s always just been the typical YouTube “SHOCKING RARE LEAKED AUDIO!!!” BS.

>for an almost extinct species of bear
Ummmmm no they're not.

okay retard

>911-fake
>JFK assassination-Fake (in fact he's black now and hangs out with Elvis)
-you having any self-control-FAKE!

What is it about listening to bear mauling audio that is so comfy?

Bubba Ho-Tep is a good movie desu.

An insufferable closet case and his beard died, show some respect!

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It is.

you should get a rope and hang yourself. do something right for once in your shitty life.

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Being close to death makes you feel so alive

No u.

>Wahhh they won't believe me! Baawww! aH-HAwhaaaaaa

That explains why liberals love darkies so much.

I don’t believe that you actually believe the audio is real. I think you’re just trying to troll.

i found the bear attack audio, it's very disturbing do not listen
vocaroo.com/i/s1fVNU3lE4mX

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>screaming at the top of your lungs after being savagely mauled by a griz
k

I love animals and believe in conservationism and all that jazz, I appreciate Timothy for his dedication and idealism. But it’s also completely impractical and not to speak ill of the dead but extremely foolish not to come prepared in the wild and expect wild animals to act in any certain way at all

based vocaroo poster whose links I never actually click on

Why are (((they))) so scared of the audio getting out? What exactly can be heard on those tapes?

>the audio is real

So close to trips.

You dont say?

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Troll confirmed.

It's all over TY, but legally it can't be, so it's "fake."
Based kikes.

Excuse me to hell for hoping we could have a real debate here for once.

>TY
based dyslexic poster

Sure and the Earth is flat, right? How long can you dispense your valuable truth-nuggets before the Wahmin in Black get you?? 0_o

HA HA they made a spelling mistake! Checkmate!

he names the jew at the end LOL

based guy who thinks someone is arguing when they're not actually arguing

I don’t make the rules. When you make a typo, it automatically invalidates your post. That’s how it goes.

Holy shit, just kill her after this. Letting this person "live" is just cruel.

Oh bummer. Well, the rules are the rules, that specific post is invalid, not this one.
Shit's real.

Checked, but don't worry, it's fake; my Hee-brew friends just got done telling me and boy did I get TOLD.

yes

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what the fuck is that supposed to do?

it repels bears

Korea actually made a movie about this but they switched out the bear for a Tiger.

Then give me a good reason why the full six minute recording has never surfaced if this 90 second clip widely available on YouTube is real. That’s the number one reason I think it’s fake. That plus the bear noises sound like they’re from a stock audio library.

Fuck off retard. Anything that tries to kill humans deserves a bullet to the skull, you absolute cuck.

lol I got a copy. Get your own.

the story as told makes it sound like the guy hunted down bears that were just minding their own business and that's just fucked

That’s what I thought.

>Tim had quit carrying bear spray for protection several summers prior to his death.
he used pepper spray on a bear once but stopped carrying it because of the grief he felt after hurting the poor bear. in other words, he was an idiot.

If your entire community was decimated by a hell beast and it killed some of your friends and family I’m sure you’d have a chip on your shoulder too, especially when you’re a child and it’s engrained on you before you even understand what the animal kingdom is

it sprays tiny bears at the bear and the tiny bears communicate with the bear, using bear language, to leave the human alone.

This plus it was early 1900s Japan. They didn’t give a second thought to slaughtering animals.

How did you know that I wanted you not to be lazy?! Whoa...

Mmhmm. Does your dad work for Nintendo too?

It's a lot like expanding foam. You spray it on the bear and it foams up so the bear rolls away from you in a big foam ball to be collected by park rangers later. You have to be careful not to use it if the bear is uphill though.

share my vodka with him

No, he works directly with God now. :|

fucking lmao this got me

that beautiful creature would have been worshiped by the ancient nips and they'd take the hint and fucked off after the first encounter out of respect towards a marvel of nature. also killing 100 bears that didn't do anything is petty as fuck. it's like they anthropomorphized the bears just enough to justify bloody revenge but not enough to show some respect to a bear big as a house. odd

Their respect was shown by giving them honorabu death.

poor guy...

hellofellowbear.jpg

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This is a HIGH IQ post I agree with it

Sorry your dad’s dead but this audio is bogus. It doesn’t match up with the official accounts. It’s a morbid “reenactment” if you want to call it that. Plus like I said, why would only a 90 second clip be released to YouTube and not the full thing if it’s real? Doesn’t add up.

is this the real audio? sad :(

That Legendary Bear Hunter sounds like a cliche movie character. He even has a the typical fall from grace to garnering motivation to return to his profession, and ends atoning for his mistakes by being the one responsible for taking the antagonist out. It's such a common character development device. Why isn't this a cheesy b movie?

>Sorry your dad’s dead but this audio is bogus
Thanks. We'll have to disagree, but thank you. Today sucks. He died youngish too. I'll say this, IF it's fake, it's a damn good one.

it's bear mace. it makes your remains smell like bear mace when the bear shits you out.

Why didn't any of his bear friends come to his rescue>

It could be kino, I guess there’s been a couple loose adaptations like stated but I have no idea why the story hasn’t had proper treatment. I also like how the legendary hunters redemption is undercut by the fact that some random villager probably got the killing shot, he basically just stumbled upon it while it was injured and resting (maybe already dead who knows) and put it out of its misery if anything.

>by now the PD has probably thrown it out of their evidence locker so no one will ever hear it.

There is no way the PD threw it out. Someone out there has it. I wouldn't be surprised if it found its way onto the black market and got auctioned off. A lot of fucking people would love to hear it and own it.

youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU

This would be a kino film if it got adapted. Could be for bears what jaws was for shakes

Nobody said you’re going to be able to fucking suplex a bear idiot but it’s not a bad idea to be in better shape in case it happens. Would you want to be some buck ten twink when that shit runs at you? People who killed bears were all in decent shape too or had some sort of combat experience

me when i was 13 and up at 4:30 in the morning and trying to walk to the bathroom without making any noise so my parents didn't know i was still awake.

bears are in japan? how the fuck did they get there?

can't unsee:(

>The Hunter could have ended this killing spree sooner if got involved earlier, but sold his gun for alcohol then told the guy that asked for his help that he rejects his offer due to giving up on his job
>This Hunter already knew who this bear was and even claimed it was the same one that killed three women prior
>The Hunter had a history with the bear, didn't want to help, and latter found out that they guy who specifically ask for his help, was the same guy whose sons, his pregnant wife, and the unborn baby were the latest victims of the bear
Holy shit, this really is a movie plot IRL. I honestly can't believe what I'm reading. It just sounds so melodramatic. Like some kind of action soap opera. The Hunter, like most movie characters of his type, could have ended the conflict sooner, but due to his circumstances, decided not to, and it ended up costing more lives. That's one of those common story elements you read in fictional works.

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this is crazy sad and scary.
but also imagine how based it would be to be on the local SWAT team and suit up with your bros to go in and fuck up this rogue chimpanzee.

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Bears not shakes, get Ken Watanbe as the bear hunter and you’ve got kino

Fake audio, the original audio was never released.

Just imagine what it was like for him to be sitting there in his drunken stupor, thinking god help that poor soul and his bear problem, then the police knock on your door and tell you the bear killed his family and 3 other children, and hand you a gun.

ok now I have to watch this and try not to laugh

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YOU ARE WRONG.

As a bearfag, you should know that it's only Pandas that have that psuedo thumb. The bear in your gif was of an Asian Black Bear. The Panda developed that pseudo thumb because of all the bamboo they eat

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why would anyone go anywhere in the wild without a gun

you spray it on your self to make yourself taste spicy so the bear wont eat you just pray its not a Mexican bear

Pepper seasoning that bears use for humans before they eat them.

is this the best documentary ever? there's so much going on

Well shit my bad user. Thanks for correcting me.

All is well! And remember to please leave your garbage out at night.

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I've always heard this is the worst way to deal with grizzlies though.

a whole thread almost went by without anyone calling tim a deeply repressed homosexual.

It'd be better though if the rogue chimp had friends, so you could go through a whole Planet of the Apes larp.

well he is, that's half of what makes the documentary so good

I'd absolutely watch this movie.

>After the incident, only veterans of the Russo-Japanese War remained at their posts.
Did the regular soldiers just fucked off to hide or something? Man, Golden Kamuy was right in portraying the Slav-Nip War veterans as super hardasses.

tfw late to a bear thread

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Damn that's pretty kino

>Bear takes multiple gunshots but doesn't do shit
>Breaks into a house to eat pregnant women

His left arm is missing :(

I can't stand Opie and Anthony, but the podcast with Bill Burr on this guy was some of the funniest stuff.

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So the bear was farming for exp then returning to his save spot?

>responding after this post
You people deserved to get trolled.