Why are Americans so obsessed with sex that they make movies about them??

Why are Americans so obsessed with sex that they make movies about them??

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>yfw you realize these movies were made to encourage spreading STD

(((Americans)))

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What kind of thread is this?

You should feel bad about yourself

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This is what the world was like before 9/11

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Something about some of these names...

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dont even fucking try it Eurofag

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>inb4 "could you imagine?" replies
Even after
>hav[ing] sex
this is incredibly easy to do once you aren't in a relationship.

Matt Sullivan's last big relationship ended in disaster and ever since his heart's been aching and his commitment's been lacking. Then came Lent, that time of year when everybody gives something up. That's when Matt decides to go where no man's gone before and make a vow: No sex. Whatsoever. For 40 straight days. At first he has everything under control. That is until the woman of his dreams, Erica, walks into his life.

>Matt decides to go where no man's gone before and make a vow: No sex. Whatsoever. For 40 straight days.

>where no man's gone before

tfw haven't had sex in 6 years

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He can't do anything sexual, including masturbate though. Have you done that for 40 straight days?

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This movie is fucked up. In order to cope with his urges he tells his celibate priest brother in the confession booth, but they turn his brother on so much that he ends up banging a nun and leaving the priesthood.

Puritan work ethic and repression has made sex a taboo subject and thus material for edgy comedy

What kind of people would attempt to undermine Christianity like that?
I have no clue.
Truly the ethnic makeup of these film makers is a mystery.

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yeah back when I was experimenting with the nofap meme

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dont know bout that user but fuck i masterbate 2-3 times a day i couldnt fucking do that

Im still a virgin and im hooked on porn and i am falung into depraved fetishes to satisfy my voracious sexual obsession pls help i dont know what to do

>the two on the left

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I'm not suggesting this will work for you, but I lost my virginity to an anorexic girl I met in a local Dungeons & Dragons group

The Rules of Attraction has every type of sexual deviance in it.
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When I broke up with my last girlfriend I went six months without even wanking.
I've never been more motivated and productive in my entire life.

Based Jews

Based Jews mocking you incels

lmao just meditate and exercise. have fun with the sex dreams and nocturnal emissions dude.

Every time you're tempted to jerk off imagine a Jew laughing at you.

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america is failed project

Based post.

Tell us more.

what was the superior american pie movie?

Joined a D&D group. We went back to one member's house after a game, got drunk and started watching Firefly. We slinked off and had sex in one of his housemate's beds

>2019
>he hasn't flower-fucked a bitch

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