/lig/ - how hard is is to put this in the subject edition

post a spinet of them

Lads. Place your bets. Who will Tommy pick?

Maura
Molly Mae

Cunt punt

Lucie

Kept you waiting huh
Molly

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Here we go lads

lie in it
streamable.com/k58xy

C U N T
P U N T

>spinet

dunno how to downsize

you post the left one ill do the right

Lucie

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Maura, definitely

kek

booted molly full force in the vagina while screaming "cunt punt" at her. security had to tranquilize him.

Where my /deano/s out?

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Lucie is objectively best girl

>awww I don't want you to feel awkward
the way she teases everybody like this turns me on so much

rip anna

exclusive cheb collection

Maura is so fit lads. Not really into weird shit but i'd let her give me weird handjobs in leather and that.

Amber is rank

Joe will slit his throat in his sleep if that happens.

haha in leather? why would you say that haha thats so weird

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All this Cheb talk is to much someone post them already

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Nah she's great smash and dash material. Just has a shit personality

Molly

Based chebposter

Molly Mae rn

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>too ugly to get a love island tier gf

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Had a wank in Anton's bed

imagine having to be a girls girl

TEA AUDIT LADS GET 'EM POSTED

>Venison Burgers and Fried Eggs

Who /living in America/ here?

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Tommy's a bit of a beta, Molly will bully him into picking her

>Tommy going after Lucie
Oh my days he’s going to fucking pick her what a legend

lucie and tommy are the lads

lucie hates drama and tommy hates drama

Had a big Sunday lunch so just had cheese and ham sandwiches for tea

Is it rude to whisper to one person among a group like that?

it was just siracha...

What the FUCK is Tommy up to?

Joe looks like he's SEETHING

Jesus mate. Lucie and Tommy just want to be away from the drama for a bit

Lucy a fit

A FIT

>reacting like that over a spoonful of sriracha

Yea la

holy shit will tommy redeem himself and cuck joe?

Hardman!

It is if you're anna and nobody wants to talk to you so you get butthurt over shit thats got nothing to do with you

Irish accent is fucking grim. Dont see the hype. t. Manc

Red onion quiche

>Tommy destroys Joe and ditches Maura
>Punished Maura goes on the warpath with punished Joe

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Sunday roast obviously

Amy looking far too happy with this challenge

POST THE FUCKING CHEBS

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Yewande with that gorilla strength jesus

gorn maura

Maura just doesn't give a fuck, I love it

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nanomachines son

>manc insulting anyones accent

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M O N O T O O T H

Who /box/ here?

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molly aint cut out for pulling

>tfw wasn't born a hardman traveller
JDIMSA

now THIS is television

looooool cheek peck

Really hope pornhub uploads a video of Anna getting fucked so I can get her out of my system

>annas chebs
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus

wait wtf molly hasn't even kissed tommy yet but maura has ?

>Anna’s chebs almost coming out of her dress
KINO

CHEB WATCH

>Lucie exposes herself as a based tomboy gf

Lucie and amy fighting for real

First week:
>"Tommy's fit but wtf he still hasn't fucked me even though we sleep in the same bed"
Just now:
"I don't want to kiss him in front of everyone in a challenge"

Molly Mae everyone

>Anna going bald
;_;7

Love Island is full of pure normies, seem like they’d be the most boring people to hang out with irl

ANNA MILKY

You alright sherif?

Cum for me Ian

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>tfw sunday night blues

if michael and yewande can still mess about and kiss each other whats the issue with tommy and lucie?

joe is a creep tbf

>wouldnt want to hang with tommy and lucie

That's why we monitor them from afar in our autism bunker

She’s so fucking boring

If if was Joe I'd dump Lucie out of the villa by picking someone like Anna in the recoupling.

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rare

It's a dumb Deano show what did you expect

Thought Lucie was the real deal, but she a nefarious slapper still

Brehs

hungover lad?

Just remember Zara's perfect innie pussy selfie

So Sharif kicked Molly may lel

low quality chebs

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too much slap

>the absolute state of the ADR on the olay advert

>did somebody say just eat
who is that girl????????

just dreading work lad. wish I'd been there long enough to call in sick.

chebposters killing this thread, arguably worse than sneedposting

pesto pasta fella

Only 20 min left already

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cunt putt

Did the video of her getting fucked/sucking dick ever surface or was that a rumour?

its not chebs but its an honest screenshot

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based and chebpilled ..... sorry, I'll get me coat

Guinness beef stew

stream link pls

Reminder that this is what ABD (anybody but deanos) look like

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So this is what it is like being a Chad

Where’s ma boi Anton?

Why do dumb Tracies always want to split off by gender?
Its fucking gay when girls do this shit at parties

The absolute state of these girls

All I saw was 2 selfies, but one is a frontal pussy shot so I'm satisfied

why is michael such a fucking little cuck boy

Lucie is based the other girls are bitchy

Lucie bullshitting to death

Most girls except Lucie need to lighten up girls have no banter

citation?

>the lucie-maura alliance is forming to btfo the femoids

where did you get this picture of me?

>noice

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theyre going to kill each other looooool

Broken when Tommy cheats on Maura with Lucie

To talk about dick? user, you do have a squad of lads to hang out with, right?

When will Curtis "GURU" Pritchard be exposed?

>maura she is so lovely
>she gets where I'm coming from
LUCIE-MAURA ALLIANCE

We need a Maura-Lucie-Anton triple entente

Lucy is physically up there with Amber, but she's a bit of a shit person really. Yes she's not as obviously vapid, but she's also inconsiderate and snakey

Theres a video up no where he talks about it. Just give it a google lad

Most powerful combination

That faggot better not create a thread early again, don't want to be flicking between threads again.

Someone please post the images of sharif looking sad from the sun

joe is a genuine virg

the triple antonte

incoming molly joe schizo alliance

Do normies irl actually wear skinny jeans in 2019?

>shit person
t. Amy
Footage clearly of her food fighting over girls yet Amy cries over being """"targetted""""

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Glad Anton has someone, would be sad if they try to drop in someone just to turn his head

>Sherif claims he was kicked off the show due to "unconscious racism"
AAAAA GET OUT OF MY HEAD POL AAAAAAA

Nobody gives a toss about Anton/Elma, come on now

Who tf is this Elma bitch and why is she on my screen, ugly af

cant wait till anna fucks off

He's said it himself.
Apparently they were play fighting, he accidentally kicked her lightly in the vag, then jokingly called it a "cunt punt" to Anton and got kicked out.

What we all drinking?
I'm having a brothers rhubarb and custard cider

not really. in america women just wear leggings even in the dead of winter

Bye bye Anna :clown_face::clown_face::clown_face:

Yes, from stick insects to the obese. "Men" too

F

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im a 28 year old girl

Tbf Ellie literally screamed cunt last year and nothing happened.

LEL dapper laugh turtle neck vibes

>kicks girl in vagina
>gets removed
>unironically says they only removed him because of his race in interviews

What did he mean by this?

>Anna in those tight leather trousers
Brehs....BREHS

Anna showed no interest in Anton and she specifically said she didn't like manlets. No sympathy

Smashing a crate of becks blue lad

OK ta. I missed it

I saw Joe at a sandwich store in Essex yesterday. I told him how awful it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen BLTs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the sarnies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each sandwich and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and he smelled of piss.

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Why is she still with Joe

It's pretty much just the Love Island esque lads at this point.

she actually said she was willing to date someone shorter than her

someone screencap pls

Why would molly mae say that in front of Tommy? What's her end game?

Can’t believe Anna just brotherzoned them all. Also Lucie is such a basic “I’m not like other girls” snowflake

This will be Joe's own invasion of Russia; will be a massive tactical blunder which will lead to him losing the war. Mark my words

>no Chadam tactitian

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Is this peak Deano television or is that The Inbetweeners?

baka Joe comes off like such a control freak

I swear joe's gonna make lucie wear a niqab soon

Joe is cucking himself lmao

shes machiavelli in action

I-I do user

His point is that the girls have said equally as bad if not worse things, and that if someone white did the same thing he did, they wouldn't have been kicked out.

Also, it's impossible to talk to Lucie she just cries every fucking time something doesn't go her way

This + top gear + footy + Russel Howard

Send him in

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lucie is such a filthy misogynist, I'm fucking diamonds lads

How do we get rid off the joe?

wrong, women love to be ordered.

Joe is working on another realm

>REEEE stop being friends with tommy

Depends on the actual kick init.
He described it as an accident while play fighting in which case it was just an awkward moment shit happens.
If he actually booted her in the twat then yeah kick him off but to be honest I couldn't imagine a young decent looking 20 something lad kicking a girl there like that's some weirdo behaviour init.

Joe is such a virgin

would Lucie be happy if Joe was whispering and laughing to other girls? She seems like the type of girl that just because she isn't actively doing anything wrong thatnone of it is her fault

Don't forget Match of the Day lad.

jesus, fuck russel howard. terrible comedian

halooooo

Polonium poisoning

Joe is doing the right thing boys, THINK

Joe is is a fucking weirdo, why is he whispering

Everyone on twitter is claiming racism since Sheriff for kicked off for saying cunt yet some white slag said the same thing last season and didn't get kicked off.

But didn't he literally kick someone?

josh and wes >>>>>> chris and kem

I miss him

Inbetweeners isn't Deano television, literally everyone in Britain has seen that show.

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/love-island/9302539/love-island-sherif-kicked-out-joke-molly/
just seen this hahaha

Litrally Joe

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Falls under the footy umbrella my son

>Russel Howard
Neck yourself, normie

Pretty sure it's because he said "cunt punt", which is a term associated with domestic abuse.

desu if your gf was whispering, laughing and socialising with some stacked boxer every day you'd be losing it too

You can't kick someone in the cunt and then say, yeah but I only did it gently. It's just dumb, of course you're going to get booted off.

>joe obviously emotionally manipulating lucie

Get in the bin lad

post cap of sad lucie

>fat hairy muffs advert
Wtf lads

BONKERS

and you're fucking hilarious are you user?

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He shat in curtis' tea, he was redpilled on the le scheming homosexual man and he got axed for it

>comedian
He's just another full blown laugh track propagandist at this point, it's fucking dire

He said they were play fighting and he lightly caught her in the vag but it wasn't that deep and was laughed off. He says he was booted off specifically for saying cunt punt.
Probably won't be able to know for sure until Molly comes home and clears it all up.

Go to bed Russ

Deanos definitely love The Inbetweeners

I WAKE UP EVERY DAY ITS A DAYDREAM

christ anna is thicc sit on my fucking face right now reeeee

James has always been cool

'kin 'ell

If it was because he said cunt punt then it's fucking stupid, Ellie literally called Georgia a dumb cunt last year.

If it was a harmless accident then course you can. It doesn't seem like the kick was the issue from what we've heard so far.

what ? She is literally normal, nice and they all constantly complain and want her to be a certain way or type of person that she clearly isnt. They want her to play their game and fit in with their bullshitting and shit stirring and she wont and it fucks them off. You are wrong.

So why does he get kicked off for saying cunt, but Ella last season, a white girl, said the same thing and didn't get kicked off?

Shows how americanised british tv is becoming, only burgers are this sensitive about the word cunt, fucking cunts.

Anna really reminds me of my ex, just without the retarded lips

wtf he got kicked for saying CUNT?

Hey Tracy looks like utter shite

EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE AINT WHAT IT SEEMS

>Original post: what are deano's kino's?
>Reply: the creme de la creme of britbong lad TV
Who you calling a normie you furious mongoloid

Lucie's arse is dire, her achillies heel (arse)

hi vladimir

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Anna is big in all the right places

Yeah course they do but so do most other people.
It's a classic British show at this point literally anyone recognises those actors and some of their comedy has literally been incorporated into standard British banter. Everyone's heard someone go "ooooooooh friend" before.

>Joe is actually joking about going with Molly
as predicted

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True villain arc from joe incoming

aghhhhhh joes such a cunt worst than eyal

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I WAKE UP JUST TO GO BACK TO SLEEP

Tommy Fury's bent arms.

Joe is desperate, I hope he goes

Kek wtf is Joe doing

Russell Howard is peak normoid, you cretin. Get some taste

I'm not buying this [opposite sex] friend meme guys, one of the duo always wants to shag

Definitely rooting for Joe and Molly now

No. He got kicked off for booting a lass in the vag at full pelt then saying it was a cunt punt and laughing.

are they coupling tonight?

We get a few /pol/tards in here. Just ignore them, proper snowflakes. Ironically.

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I miss them lads

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Joe in a death spiral

based no social skills

LUCY IS REVOLVER OCELOT
(Revolver ocelot)

>Tommy chooses Lucie
>Joe chooses Molly
>Maura goes home
We’re about to enter the PUNISHED timeline

>have one life
>born not a ultrachad

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Is it possible Tommy can shag, molly, Moura and Lucie this season

>3 sugars

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>has never had a platonic female friend to bounce girl problems off
Pleb

There are pretty much 2 groups now...one seems like it would be comfy to be part of

This is my first time watching this season.
Not got a clue what's going on desu.

Clown opinion

as i recall before she came in molly mae was chatting to 3 other guys and telling everyone she wasnt that in to tommy

Oh dear...user, are you idolising Deano?
Deano IS peak normaloid

Been on both sides of this, had a female friend I wanted to fuck and a female friend who wanted to fuck me when I was in a relationship, it just leads to drama

Who else /3sugarsintheirtea/ here?

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Behave yourself they're both a pair of absolute goons

>have one life
>Don't become an ultra chad

Joe needs taking down a peg, Lucie is well out his league and now he's acting like he deserves better.

If his story is the full story then probably because he's black yeah

Contemplate the aroma

Deano is just the British version of Chad

Molly mogs Lucie in the arse department

a raft of anecdotes have led me to it

BREHS
>she will never sit on your face
;_;

Zero sugars for me

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3 black kings

I really think i could take Joe in a fight. I really want to punch that faggot.

I was thinking this and I'm already worried

Virgin sandwich maker vs Chad boxer

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lol absolutely not. deanos a lower middle class nightmare

>not liking russel howard = /pol/
/lig/ really does attract the simpletons

With how normalised cheating is, is Joe really in the wrong? Or is he being paranoid
Everyone on twitter is saying he's in the wrong, but I'd be suspect if my bird was hanging around with a lad rather than birds constantly

phwoar

real shame she mashed her lips up

based oluwajack

Cut her some slack you filthy misogynist, it's her hole to flaunt

Youd definitely have a weight advantage

WHO ELSE /natostandardtea/ HERE?

those are the fakest hips I've seen in my life

Her hips/arse implants look so. Weird here

Scurry back

all this drama and all we have is shitty chebposting and arguing about russel howard. what happened to /lig/ lads?

sherif being kicked was racism

joe would never be kicked for that

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peng

>being this much of a control freak

question is what happened to love island? just not the same fella

It's the context mate, it's what he says, how he says it, and how Tommy and Lucie interact. You can tell Tommy isn't grafting her and she doesn't seem interested in him either

I keep trying to push MGS but to no avail

>essex girl criticises other accents
Jesus

why are the texts so cringe hashtags haven't been cool in years man
british tv always seems so behind trend

Yeah we get it you want to fuck tommy...have fun with your ‘cheese on toast’ whilst I’m having 10/10 subs

ur mum

hanging with lads is 100% a slag signifier

no thanks Russ you shower of shit

Deano supplements his MyProtein shakes with industrial strength blue pills

I hope Tommy chooses Maura and Joe chooses Molly in revenge.

Not at all mate, Deano is basically the Chad version of a Chav

Deano is the guys in school who were popular and played football and dated girls way before everyone, and the chavs were even scared to try and bully them. Then after Deanos leave school they get jobs as a bricklayer or a call centre worker so they can afford to get a decent watch and nice clothes etc

It'll pick up at the recoupling

Deano is pretty Kafkaesque when you think about it. He has no identity of his own and just bases his own personality around consumerism and commercialism, validating his own existence with the next big purchase getting himself into debt.

When does the series finish?

reminder that /pol/ is welcome here with open arms

who's /our sociopath/ Joe Molly or Maura

Sherif had it made with a tall thick qt, then he had to go andd fuck it up by kicking the shrew in her cunt.

Maybe, but he's acting like a proper muslim husband about it, I feel like he's gonna honour kill lucie in a bit

#freesherif

>>Sex eyes
This girl

>Maura sucking the ice lolly
FUARK

Late July

don't chat shit behind the fuckin net you fuckin patty swear down i'll chef you up bruv you think your hard behind a keyboard your fuckin wet you neek

absolutely patrician /deanoposts/ here lads

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>maura trying to eat an ice lolly sexily

yeah i suppose this is true but being a chad is actually alright whereas once a deano matures fully its gotta suck

maura will never give you sex eyes

at least Maura is a self aware manipulative person, where you're content when she manipulates you. The other two are nutters

u're

Nah, Deanos get mogged too easily.

Tommy is a moron already juggling two girls. He doesn't have the computational power to include Lucie.
Joe's just an insecure little faggot

this, all Yea Forums minorities are welcome here

THREAD FOR LAST BIT AND MAYBE AFTER SUN

the devil i know

I've never felt anywhere near this much jealousy before.

getting tired of this

yeah doesn't being a chad imply you're doing alright for yourself? intelligent/good job/bare p and all that shit
deanos peak young by the time they're 40 they'll be bald fat divorced and spending every day at the pub calling lukaku a fat nigger

>muh safe space

This. 1000 years of M A U R A

Why is no one picking Anna? Are enemies this low test?

fuck off joe

Fuck off you inbred retard

What ideology and philosophy does Deano prescribe too?

The Deano is a charismatic man that has very low critical thinking and long term planning and relatively high levels of narcissism. He is an oversocialised creature as his self worth is derived from social status and hedonism, and fuelled by social media and thots. He has a heavily mortgaged new build, a car on finance, the latest iPhone on contract, and lives paycheck to paycheck. He gyms, waxes, tans, and has a weekly haircut. He cheats on his low IQ girlfriend, because he has no real values. A hollow man, the son of a dead and decaying Empire.

That happens to Chads as well mate

None. Deano is a synonym for sheeple

last part sounds like me already

Imagine aspiring to be a deano or considering a call centre job to be well paid

Bang on.

deano’s philosophy revolves around “the sesh”

strawpoll.me/18178413

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