This was the worst movie i've seen in the last 10 years, i dont think i have words to describe this clusterfuck but i'll try,
first of all it was the worst offender in the "soulless" category to date and i watched x-men the dark phoenix last week, this was much worse, a blatant cash grab but it had serious problems in every department, it was so lazily done, the CGI was TERRIBLE throughout, i swear the first MiB movie CGI was better somehow, the actors were horrible to the point of laughter, i was laughing in the theater at supposedly serious scenes while people were getting up to leave, to say the performances were phoned in would be giving them way to much credit, its like they were trying to be terrible, you have to see it to believe it.
the plot was predictable and really fucking stupid, it made very little sense why the characters behave the way the do most of the time and they had to be dumbed down to 70 IQ in order for these events to occur.
the women strong agenda was crammed down your throat throughout the movie, the lines "all women are queens" and "why is it 'men' in black" are in this and thats just the literal part, every male character is either evil or an incompetent idiot that needs to be saved by the strong independent female agent, its just sad.
the cinematography was boring and amateurish, i dont know who is responsible for this but they should be fired, i dont get why they would use a fucking fisheye lens effect for the part where the look down on that pawn alien (which is as small as a chess piece), it was so fucking annoying, the entire scene went on too long while trying to be funny and it was like watching a stand up comic bomb live on stage, it was hard to watch.
also the actually tried to milk the fact that Hamsworth plays Thor in the marvel universe by having him pick up a regular hammer off the ground and pose with it before throwing it at someone like its suppose to do something special.
just fucking nuke hollywood, please.
