JUST

Stop trying to mandela me

Because it's clearly a really poorly made cash grab? Or do you think it's just because it had brown people in it?

Because it was original and Will Smith fit the character great. MiB 2 was rolling off the success and greatness of the first, and people did criticize it.

This movie is clearly a shitty attempt to capitalize on what is considered a safe bet. I'm not sure why it's taking corporations so long to adapt to society's current tastes. Most people realize this is politically correct schlock, it's designed with minimizing risk in mind. Same as every other "blockbuster" that comes out these days. Everyone realizes this even soiboys. It's the same thing with mainstream news, even boomers know that cnn, fox, etc is spun so crazy it's absurd and can't be trusted. The safe, perfectly engineered, financially optimized, and risk minimized film was perfected about a decade ago and now culture has responded but production companies haven't caught up.

Chic-Fil-A
Haines underwear
Mens Warehouse
Sex in the City

AAAAAAAGHHH SAVE ME SOUND DESIGNER

Go WOKE

get ____ go _____

No you were in B, you merged here into A. It has always been Hemsworth, lost boy

>REEE ESSJAY DUBBAYOOS!

China will save it

>Sony
I cannot stop laughing. Just give up already. Stick to video games.

why is the black guy wearing heels?

reminder MIB has been fucking shit since 2002

It was really good tho

Incorrect.

Well its more than hellboy at least. Christ 2018 has been a disaster

nope, those were always wrong

go dilate

that black actress is uncanny valley tier ugly.
Each time I see her I feel like there is something wrong with her face, not ugliness itself but as she is something alien and menacing.

They almost got Lord and Miller to make a 21 Jump Street/ MIB crossover that despite sounding stupid probably would've been way better than it had any right to be and definitely much better than this halfassed soft reboot.
Its like Sony are trying to fail at this point.

>sequel no one wanted
>no star power
>badly made cashgrab
>terrible ad campaign
>post-Marvel

Dude, "Men's Wearhouse" (this gay planet Earth) is so cringey; everything here is a little bit more gay and I'm starting to think that it's all your fault.

OH NO NO NO RESETERA BROS IT WASN't SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

>First Female Ghostbusters, now Men in Black. And also women. Who are Black. In Black.
>Both tank
It couldn't happen to a worse studio such as Sony.

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people just don't go to the movies anymore. plus it's a movie that glorifies treating humans as stupid puppets to exploit, and being a pawn to the system, and brainwashing people. fuck men in black.

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Yea she has an ugly face but also it's something about the look in her eyes

Smith fit the role, was known in the industry. He wasn't a diversity pick

Did you find this image on reddit?

go get a brain.

this shit bombed because a couple of things.

1. money scheming sequels are shit and people are tired of it. (besides the first MIB was a mediocre movie)

2. Non feels like watching a bunch of no names and negress act like will smith.

it's gay. and so are you.

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>The next one is just going to be called Black.
Black in Women

Can't wait for Persons In Dark Clothing. (Black is problematic)

blacked for short

Of course he fitted the role of a man in black. He is a fucking man. It's not called Agents in Black to put a fucking blown out roastie in it.

You faggots think it's racism, but you all don't realize the first successful movie has a black protagonist.

WILL SMITH.

It's because women can't make good main characters.

they tried the race card with star wars even tho they had multiple black actors in the past. they even had samuel jackson play a jedi and they act like it never happened. will smith was a beloved comical charming individual.

you think corporations try to adapt to society's taste? hahaha

will smith is white

google it

women ruin hollywood. get out hillary.

>WILL SMITH.
It's Smiff.

Still not a patch on Tom Cruise's full-on autistic bellowing in the Mummy trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=kRqxyqjpOHs

she shouldn't have worked with a bunch of white men again. will she EVER learn?

it was meh, not superhero-y enough

Me and everyone I know are boycotting this movie because that old racist white man Liam Neeson is in it.

That's the real reason it failed, it has nothing to do with Tessa.

LIAM NESSON IS WHY IT FLOPPED

half the budget of the originals, lame actors (one of which is vocally anti-white), and a reboot nobody asked for.

Fucking jannie deleted my post. Gay

Soiboy and African QWAYYYN in Black

Didn't even know it was out to be honest.

This. Men in black 2 was not remotely as good as 1. And 3 was even worse than 2. Who wanted this?

>half the budget of the originals
its only half the budget of MIB 3 moron

that stupid dyke is box office poison

Just call every film with blacks in it "Nigga Nigga Nigger" since they love to say it more than the KKK.

A corporation has a fiduciary duty both legally and morally (maybe) to produce a profit for its investors/owners. A well run corporation would understand its industry and attempt to maximize profits. The film industry is obviously a creative entertainment field and logically it makes sense that appealing to society's taste would boost profits.

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It seems bizarre to me that they keep trying to make MiB an established franchise when the first movie is the only one that most people actually like
It's also semi-pointless now that tastes have changed you don't have as many people actually believing in the existence of aliens and UFOs, it's like the point fo reference for the entire concept has faded away so all you're left with is some familiar imagery, CGI aliens and props

Does anyone else see a sexy alien wearing jeans in the thumbnail?

I forgot how amazing this was

they just use reboots as a vehicle for their marxist propaganda and because its guaranteed money. hollywood is probably the most immoral place on earth, so i highly doubt they care if the happy meal movie of the weak bombs or isnt in line with what the viewers want

MIB is a dead franchise and Hemsworth can't sell a movie unless he is Thor
I guess Yea Forums wants to take all the wins it can after all the losses I suppose

what a surprise!

Liam is unironically a better Hemsworth and actor The Duel is kino

Smith was at the height of his comedy career at that point
No one likes this pigfaced Tessa Thompson chick, she looks like she was born in a lab that specifically creates the ugliest people possible.

This is what they get for sticking to their progressive nigger diversity. No one wants to see it.

And CGI sucks. Hopefully hollyheebs learn their lesson.

Stop forcing PC nigger womanz power shit. :)

WANGAAAAAAA AHAHAHA

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>tfw you're the only one from Universe C and everyone laughs when you say "Hamsworth"

COPE harder, tranny.

Will Smith is black

"Fit the role" is stretching it a bit, as the original character in the comic was white and blond haired.

Yeah but he's also the original character and the movie was made before PC woman power niggerism was forced.

Will Smith had personality back then as well, though

>people just don't go to the movies anymore.
AHEM

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MiB IS an established franchise, retard. They've made 3 movies, re-released the comic book with the movie characters, and had an animated TV show.

MEN *AND WOMEN!* IN BOMB

That's not why this failed.
It failed because it's unnecessary spinoff to a dead franchise.

Inflation.
Ticket prices up.
3D ticket prices even hired.
More theaters.

The original comic was about a couple of psychopaths working for the illuminati to hide magic and aliens. Not the wacky adventures of Alien INS.

This

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J had a female partner at the end of Men in Black.

will smith doesn't look like some sort of ugly dog

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Will Smith wasn't the poster child of ugly angry nigress aggressively shouting how much he hates white people

First one are kino and fresh
The others had a bad story of we're going to destroy the universe or something stupid
Why not make a noir history with aliens in the background?

Idk man I really truly believe it's about the money. This industry is filled to the brim with kikes, they want money plain and simple.
Also, I know Hollywood is nepotism galore but there's got to be a bunch of dudes sweating bullets about their jobs. The cinema is dying, your analytics department tells you over and over remakes are a financially good idea, if you fuck up there's 50 other people ready to take your job, and the last movie you actually went to see was fucking Avatar; you're gonna go with the retarded men in black picture.

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no way he is a alien. that's just fake news to cover the truth. what soul crushing movie will these phoney post 911 hollywood government agents cast him into next?

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>Alien INS
AYY LA MIGRA!

BORDERS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT BIGOT

Doesn't change that Smith didn't "fit the role".

this

Tessa Thompson plus that chick from expanse have this uncanny valley effect on me.I feel some instinctive primal revulsion when seeing them, like something is not right with their faces and bodies, and they are not just ugly but unnatural.

>sony

ahh it all makes sense now. fucking kek.

COPE harder, tranny. Keep living in denial, many movies with this forced PC formula fails. Fuckin retard.

That was 97 and 2002 still before forced PC diversity leftard snowflake shit. Stay in denial tranny ass bitch.

Can Sony just be banned from making movies please.
They make nothing but garbage constantly. Just endless trash.

Isn't MIB Earth Border Patrol though? That's extremely racist and xenophobic and Trump voterish, ugh

Just say you are an incel and hate women. Would save a lot of time

Prime Will and Tommy Lee Jones was kino. They had far more charisma than Hemsworth and Thompson.

Can't hate women when I don't see one in any of those pics

I swear to god she is soo fucking ygly. Why do they hire her?

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uh, no. you're the only one without the implant. that means you're from elsewhere. Universe A receives the implant at birth. that's why you can't have sex, or get a job.

Why can't they even cast a good looking black woman at least?

Let me guess: It’s “humor” is that sort of cringey way too self aware humor where they sort of awkwardly quibble with each other

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Being able to guess that a movie uses Marvel Quips as the bulk of its dialog is a gimmie in Current Year buddy

wait, they made a new MiB movie?

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>HAVE TO BE AN INCEL TO HATE WOMEN
LMAO

ITS NOT LIKE ITS ALL WOMEN, JUST MOST WOMEN :^)

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if only they had another white man with Hemsworth, this would've easily beaten Avatar. We all know Hemsworth can sell any movie he's in.

That's even LESS than what Dark Phoenix made.

Cringe.

Back when Men in Black was kino

youtube.com/watch?v=mVAePIyC4kQ

Nope they got a jar jar binks like alien to dish out all the jokes
I loved him desu
The humor in this was really wholesome and straight out of a 90s movie.

REEE GOTTA GET MUH NIGGERS IN MUHHHH NIIIIGGGERRSSS N WOMAM POWERZ CGI INCEL HAVE SEX DERP POOP FART WEINER.

HAHA IT'S OK WHEN IM A BIGOT.

IM A TRANNY.

Do you prefer to be called an NPC? I refer to your mob as repulsive subhumans though.

Little Pajeet Alien was the worst thing in the movie.

That's for the fucking ads before playing every movie for the past year. I'm certain people avoided it out of spite.

YEAH! NICELY DONE!

based

I’d love it if she stuck to that promise and fucked off from the West altogether.

You said this yesterday and it was bollocks then too.

Funny since that is exactly what the mythical men in black suits was about. Somehow Hollywood took a morally ambiguous indie comic about a shadowy government group and turned it into a flashy movie about how great government is.

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>MFW I SEE A BLACK BASTARD

WHERES ME COSH

alright, another 2 hours of 'dont underestimate a weak woman or she'll kick your ass' (and some ultra hot hunk getting the doofus sitcom dad treatment)

It's never been done, it's such a surprising and lovely subverting of expectations

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This was the worst movie i've seen in the last 10 years, i dont think i have words to describe this clusterfuck but i'll try,
first of all it was the worst offender in the "soulless" category to date and i watched x-men the dark phoenix last week, this was much worse, a blatant cash grab but it had serious problems in every department, it was so lazily done, the CGI was TERRIBLE throughout, i swear the first MiB movie CGI was better somehow, the actors were horrible to the point of laughter, i was laughing in the theater at supposedly serious scenes while people were getting up to leave, to say the performances were phoned in would be giving them way to much credit, its like they were trying to be terrible, you have to see it to believe it.

the plot was predictable and really fucking stupid, it made very little sense why the characters behave the way the do most of the time and they had to be dumbed down to 70 IQ in order for these events to occur.

the women strong agenda was crammed down your throat throughout the movie, the lines "all women are queens" and "why is it 'men' in black" are in this and thats just the literal part, every male character is either evil or an incompetent idiot that needs to be saved by the strong independent female agent, its just sad.

the cinematography was boring and amateurish, i dont know who is responsible for this but they should be fired, i dont get why they would use a fucking fisheye lens effect for the part where the look down on that pawn alien (which is as small as a chess piece), it was so fucking annoying, the entire scene went on too long while trying to be funny and it was like watching a stand up comic bomb live on stage, it was hard to watch.

also the actually tried to milk the fact that Hamsworth plays Thor in the marvel universe by having him pick up a regular hammer off the ground and pose with it before throwing it at someone like its suppose to do something special.

just fucking nuke hollywood, please.

it's literally that. Everyone could relate to Will Smith because, beyond the 'cool young hip black guy for boomers' he was affable, goofy and human

you literally couldnt do the noisy cricket joke with a woman, nevermind Le Genious Black Woman

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MIB movies don't work without Will Smith. It doesn't help that Chris and Tessa are charisma voids.
Why is this even surprising?

I've had sex and many jobs, dough.

>you're the only one without the implant
lol....some call me the nobody.

alright, thanks buddy. we got it the first like five times. thanks.

>Chris and Tessa are charisma voids.
You are talking out of your ass

he isn't wrong.

How can you brainwash people if everyone knows your a cult? How can you spend money when none is coming in?

>Idk man I really truly believe it's about the money

No shit, lol. Even HBO stood up last year and announced prioritizing quantity over quality.
They’ve always divided the film landscape into 4 quadrants. Whenever people complain about female movies not getting made it’s because execs know it’ll only be a one quadrant movie.
It’s also why movies like Gangs of New York have lame romance subplots and why movies used to have token PoC supporting characters. Just for broader appeal to make more money.

if i might explain chick fil a, the advertisements typically had a goofy lettering being installed by cows, which do not have thumbs and have a hard time being precise. the advertisement typically had the cow working on fixing the letter "K" in the sign, and as such, the word "Chic" would be visibly center and the "K" would be propped up by a cow and barely noticed.

NOOOO BROS WHAT HAPPENED, SONY WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE MOUSE

chris did well in blackhat. tessa thompson shouldn't even be allowed on television t.b.h., she's got got some kind of non subtle mental problem that makes audiences uncomfortable.

well, do you believe in e.g. racial equality? equality between the sexes? believe that immigration is good for western nations? yes to any of these, you're already indoctrinated in the cult. no to all of these, you might've made it to the point where you can recognize it as such, but good luck saying it in public without being branded radioactive

>"why is it 'men' in black"

Lol, people can’t even remember that the Men in Black was a conspiracy/urban legend before the film series.
Nobody ever told a story about seeing a crashed UFO and being silenced by a visit from a strong, confident woman. The whole point was that they were just generic looking white men in black suits and completely unremarkable.

The whole movie was probably somebody’s idiot theory that the success of Ragnarok, Infinity War and Endgame would mean Hemsworth would be the kind of Box Office draw Will Smith was in like ‘07.
They also probably rushed production to have it line up nicely with the tail end of Endgame hype.

how can one little mouse be so mighty and powerful

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i assume men in black were just the original FBI agents that hoover hired. which would legitimtely be boring, white Mormons. they never drank, smoked, gambled, or had risky attitudes. honestly the perfect secret keepers.

>they were just generic looking white men in black suits and completely unremarkable.
but the reason they became a meme was specifically because they would show up out of the blue, not that they were unremarkable, if they were unremarkable they wouldn't even be remembered.

Dude, no...I am and was aware of those, but I made a special note before things "changed" that Chic-Fil-A was spelled EXACTLY as I just typed it, ON their motherfucking restaurants. OK?

>The whole point was that they were just generic looking white men in black suits and completely unremarkable.
it's hilarious because the movie's premise is based on the stereotype of "The Man", g-men, just shadowy government owners of the world.

>why cant The Man be The Woman?

the Woke crowd is going to do a movie about slave masters and have a woman character go "why cant it be a slave mistress"

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kek

i would gladly let her gnash on my dick with those teeth until it was a bloody pulp

HERE THEY COME THE FLOPS IN BLACK

post mcu is gonna suck for all those actors LOL

*AND WOMEN!!*

not really, most normal people couldn't give a shit about marvel movies.

All they needed to do was have Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. What the fuck?!

I don't remember it ever being helmsworth.

Vomit-inducing.

Unremarkable in how they looked, not what they did, which was intimidating people into silence.
The idea is that if you went to a sketch artist or a news outlet with a description it would basically be “a white male, medium height, average build, short hair in a dark suit”.
How would you draw that? It could be anybody.

Hopefully this will either kill MiB for good or finally get someone to make a sequel that's not shit.

> saying it in public without being branded radioactive

I do but I realize that getting away with it is heavily dependent on how you word it and tone of voice. I just make sure to make it clear that I'm simply looking out for my interests and those I care about, same as the rest of the world and that this idea of fairness only comes up with politically correct stuff, not like blacks look out for Indians.

That's fine, I don't ever remember Darth Vader saying anything other than: "No. *I* am your father." but the others that insist otherwise are probably correct too. Quantum physics is a bitch.

...a signaaaaaaaaaal...in myyyyyyyyy heeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...

It's almost as if you shouldn't remake male buddy cop movies with women.

What does Krager think about all of this?

WOMEN OUT

BACK TO YOUR ROMCOMS

GO WATCH THE NOTEBOOK AGAIN

Not if you own the whole industry. then it's a zero sum game and the goym will take whatever you give them.

the female lead looks like she has something up her ass, like most women these days, and i'm guessing she never does anything wrong and thor is there for comedic support and to be proven wrong. it's not charming. will smith was charming, and he did the fish out of water story really well.

kingsmen was basically men in black in structure. uptight mentor, unruly fish out of water trainee. they copied the formula well.

imagine any buddy cop movie where one was unquestionable and infallible

it's like a movie for retards who didnt know how to play with the other kids

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Can it be chalked up to no one wanting to try anything big the same year Avengers was coming out?

Those fucking Madagascar penguins got a spinoff movie or show before these little fuckers did.

Even if this was true film in entirety still has to compete with other forms of entertainment. They have to remain competitive.

He's a black man in the Men in Black. They should've called it Bitches in Black if they wanted a black woman.

They'll call the next one "Women In Black", then after that "Black Women"; it's baby steps, user.

>released two years after 20th anniversary of first film
>no le based nostalgic black man
Everything about this was botched

Can you imagine how fucked we would be if a negress was the first to communicate with aliens? We'd be nuked the millisecond they escaped our atmosphere.

Saw it with a friend to packed house (but the UK is cucked anyhow). It was mildly entertaining but the amount of cringe in it was vomit inducing.

YO WHY COME THERE AINT MORE BLACK WOMEN PILOTING ALIEN SPACE SHIPS?

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>It's because women can't make good main characters.
wrong, and I won’t go over the long list — the problem is these unlikeable SJW cunts who handle fame worse than junkies handle heroin, and it’s leaking all over the screen

Why do they keep ruining good, old movies with sequels nobody fucking wants?

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don't ask questions just consume product then get excited for next product

>kingsmen was basically men in black in structure.
And Men In Black was pure cop buddy formula. Because it works, and has for decades. You don't need to reinvent genres, you just treat them with some respect and creativity. MiB International does none of that.

But, them hiring the guy who wrote Friday, The Fate of the Furious, and Straight Outta Compton should have been your first clue this was gonna stink on ice.

Because the Jewish mafia in Hollywood needs to launder their sacred money

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oh look it's afro-latina-american actress Tessa Thompson this movie should be good, and if it isn't then i will say it is for the sake of afro-latina-american actress Tessa Thompson!

Is this what happens when you browse reddit for prolonged periods?

OMG that looks bad. I haven't seen a preview yet. His accent. Ugh. She's awful as well. Pajeet is a voice too. Fuck this gay life

Did you find that image on reddit?

Didn't she say she didn't want to work with white people too and yet here she is working with Chris Hemsworth again for that fat paycheck.

So basically she's rotten on the outside and the inside.

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Those days are over user. No more Halle Berry. Never again

inb4 viewers are misogynistic racists

>be inclusamative!
>no whybois

has any chris hemsworth movie done well, outside of marvel? He's not a box office draw at all.

she would be a great yandere

Have sex.

>see guys I'm black don't make fun of me being a mutt
god its so obvious shes compensating

This movie is beyond terrible. They should be thankful it made that much.

>he doesn't know
To be so naive, I hope you are young.

Can you imagine the seething if studios actually stopped and took a look at the racial makeup of whatever they’re doing a film about and cast accordingly?

I’m excited to hear how this is straight white mens fault this time

Sony is such a piece of shit corporation, they're just barely decent in the games industry but that's it.

Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith are talented actors who had great chemistry. These two do not. I'm not surprised this flopped. MiB should have stayed dead after 2 was a piece of shit.

It is actually somewhat interesting, that this current climate has made female and minority characters even more one sided. White men still have it best in terms of role diversity.

Each year less and less people go and those who do, pay more of the pleasure.

You should be asking why Hollywood refuses to cast good looking women, in general, instead opting for androgynous women.

why do they keep hiring decision makers who decide to make these diversity-cast abominations?

>almost all of the Avengers are box office bombs outside of anything that’s not avengers
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>$110 million budget + marketing budget about the same
>Hehe, we weren't really trying

Yeah. Throwing $220 million down the toilet sounds like something studios would do willingly.

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it all
returns to
nooothiiiing

>Black female in the same scene as a man
everyone knows every scene beat by beat

even if the black woman is painted green, every scene with a man is cringy

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Shut up Rich

>Men in Black has been compromised
>Trust no one. Not even Sony
Strange line to put in the trailer

Typecasting's a bitch.

Imagine having the delusional self confidence of a black woman who knows jews will back her shitty attitude

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Make me, Jay.

Hemsworth was in Ghostbusters too.

The problem is blonde haired, blue eyed males. Not Women of Color.

Welp Hitler agrees, so that's that.

Stale bait mate, think of something new.

OH NONONO L-LOOK HAHAHA AT THE HAHAHA LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

breed. have children. raise a family.

Her nose makes me wana vomit

Why did they think this was a good idea.
People liked MiB mostly for Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.
Nobody asked for MiB but with Thor and Creed's deaf girlfriend.

o boy

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maybe people are tired of forced diversity

>Women of Color.
Do coloreds even have women?

I'm sure their lead actress spewing a bunch of politically correct gibberish to the liberal media had nothing to do with it.
I'm positive that toxic social justice rhetoric didn't turn potential movie goers off.

Fuck I remember it being Helmsworth what the fuck

Thank you, bro. Remember Interview with A Vampire?
It's called: Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles on this Earth. They're very..dumb here sometimes.

I don't remember it sorry but I do remember the Helmsworth thing. I remember one day reading Hemsworth but I knew it was Helmsworth, I remember even joking saying Hemsworth is easier to say so he should just change it to that.

One decent movie, shitty derivative sequels, reboot it with a ton of progressive Hollywood politics in place of a decent script or cast, make sure it has no soul and boom - you've got a modern movie.

>Grossed less than Alita
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Yeah, that's how it goes, any small choice that could realistically happen, does happen. NASA is connecting to 2 to the 500th power computers in alternate dimensions, but don't take my word for it, look it up. Their lead quantum computer provider said that:"we are pulling resources [from the other dimensions]." And that, "they are not demons, but more like H.P. Lovecrafts old gods."

>man in black
>woman
and we know why

Got a link for that?

i think they've had quantum computers for a long time. imagine being able to compute how entire societies are going to move and then make a small decision that has a rippling effect that benefits your country.

Holy shit, I actually do remember it being Helmsworth.
What the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=U0y-k9PVW7E&list=PLJHy6u5Yrwd51QovgM3u4z3jSue_BkQUm&index=8&t=0s

Buckle up.

Exactly, plus you can shape thought "organically".

Do you recall the Earth population being 9.6 billion and not around 7.5?

*starts beatboxing*

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>Chris Hemsworth is white
>Alita had a white male as a main character
>Basedlo had a white male protagonist
Hmmmm.............
I wonder why these films are bombing..............................

And Totitos and Tostino's were the same company and they were just called "Tostino!"

Will smith is charismatic as fuck and used to be likable. No one except fags on twitter like tessa. Online popularity doesn't translate to the real world

>one of which is vocally anti-white
and anti-men. In a movie called MEN in black

Did avatar really make 2009 have that big of a bump?

While i agree
Fuck off back to plebbit

Got to remain honest, I am not sure of that one, but I don't reflexively dismiss it. Btw that fat egghead's talk has been altered. He's changing his own destiny and is unaware.

I remember it always being Chic-Fil-A

This whole concept of going to see movies the day they come out needs to die. I'll see it when I see it. I don't care.

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Yeah, me too. Maybe if I stop eating there it'll change back, but it may anyway. People will deny it was ever Chick-Fil-A. [sic]

>hmm is it possible I hadn't been paying much attention to the last name of a mediocre upcoming actor before he starred in capeshit?
>no, the universe must have changed around me

You're either a brainlet or a shill, nothing else. Funny how you kikes keep coming after me and not the other who agree with me. ;)

P.S. Fuck you.

GET FUCKED EHSJAYDOUBLW

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The cinema is an awful experience. You get to sit around a bunch of other people who tend to be loud, smelly, too tall, eating, playing with their phones, and worst of all, babies. Anyone who brings a baby or even someone under the age of 10 into a movie that isn't for children should be shot. Babies are the worst part of the cinema. Cinemas also have awful seats, the temperature is all over the place, and only a few good seats actually exist.

Why would anyone in their right mind pay $15 to go sit in a room for 2 hours that will be miserable?

Because people kept mispronouncing and misspelling it in comments and conversation at the peak of his popularity.
Because everyone knew who they were talking about, most of the time it was just let go without correction. That led to a ton of people learning Helmsworth rather than Hemsworth.
It's poor recall and uncorrected laziness.
It's like, your name is John but you let your coworkers erroneously call you Jeff for months because they misread your name once and you either failed to or were unable to correct them.
Bro, bro...I swear your name WAS Jeff and now it's suddenly John?! Fucking Mandela Effect, maaaan.

The concept of multiple universes/timelines which lies at the heart of the Mandela Effect theory is interesting but this has become a fucking ego-coddling cope.

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>(((white)))

What kinda shithole do you live in?

>the temperature is all over the place
This alone is enough to keep me home. Why the fuck is the theater freezing? I need to wear a leather jacket to watch mongrel-vision? No thanks.

based kike shill
Your damage control is obvious.

>most people are not on twitter.
>most of the people on twitter are loudmouth sjw twats.
>let’s spend hundreds of millions on a movie that’ll make the twitterverse happy
>profit

>Cinemas also have awful seats, the temperature is all over the place

AND HOW DARE AIRLINES MAKE ME PAY DOUBLE!!!

>The problem is blonde haired, blue eyed males. Not Women of Color.

Blonds with blue eyes are the people of colour.

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