User! You have such an amazing taste in movies, let's watch another one!

>user! You have such an amazing taste in movies, let's watch another one!

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>n..no i'm b-busy sorry

why are you in my apartment

I could never be in the same room as them because my self loathing has gotten to such a point that even if I had the opportunity to improve my life I wouldn't take it because I deserve to suffer and live a terrible life.

>Oh user, we love your self deprecating humour so much! We know what a great man you are...

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I can't fucking stand these threads.
Stop uplifting me.

>Come back to bed user, we've only watched the first 5 minutes of TDKR. What about the rest of the movie?

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*sprays piss in their face*

That's not how this meme works retard

more blonde girls?

>Why waste a good cup of piss, user?

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Don't be tooo harsh with your friend, user... You know he's "special". Now, what were you saying about Tak... Trak... Tratovsky? Forgive us user, that's why we count on you!

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Can you actually imagine being intimate with a girl this beautiful?

Sweet, the Haikyuu movies have finally been subbed, we can watch those. Or perhaps you'd like to watch the latest mother/son incest Japanese Adult Video movie I've subbed?

gorgeous phenotype

similar people?

is the bachelor even a good show or trash senpai

That's it. I'll fix my life to get worthy of these threads

It hurts me that I'll never be able to satisfy them in any way.

>This is one of the reasons why we're here, user. You're a good person, you're smart, creative, funny and even cute! You just need to love yourself more...

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Salo it is!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I know you probably wont believe me but your brain adjusts and it becomes a lot less special.

Your brain adopting to it makes it even more special as you grow from lust to love

Based

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Why is she pretty? I've been fantasizing about this Goddess for like 10 years

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>the hamplanet on the left desperately turned away to hide her huge gut
lmfao

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>Thanks user! I really enjoyed our anniversary date! Once we get home tonight... I-I think I'm ready to start our family!

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I didn't want to feel things today you mother fucker.

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>Oh user, we have so much fun with you and your friends! We should watch a movie together, all of us!

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Stop it.

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>Look who came home from a hard day's work sweetie!

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>the Haikyuu movies have finally been subbed
nice

I don't want to go back to the party, user, let's just lie here a while

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why the dumb hoe no make eye contact

This fucking gif... man... MAN.

>blondes with dark eyebrows

The retard fetish for fools who are easily manipulated

Autists and their inability to read faces... You can't even see that she's making eye-contact, can you?

Poor creature. Seek help, autists. And by help I mean seek a bullet to the face. Fuck you.

You don't know what face reading means do you?

were you always a bad person or did it happen over time

Based
JIDF btfo

Who are all these load broads?

Jesus, why is that such a hard hitting insult?

fuck

I'd just assume they were fucking with me.

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Why wasn’t I born a normie and have normal people experiences
God fucking dammit...

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>*hits pipe*

>phenotype
Nice virgin word, incel

difficult
left i think

>"user, I saw your last post on Yea Forums. Your comments are always so insightful and intelligent. And I love your may-mays and web-ums! I want your babies so bad!"

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>Relax user, we made muffins for you. Do you want to share it with your friends?

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>Time to suck our cocks, user
It hurts, bros

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>biologists are the virgins
Nice try, chemists

WHY? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

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Biologists have a reason to use these words, a regular old incel using an autism word like that has no reason to other than to feel smart.

youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

the endorphins kick in after about 30 seconds, I promise

Which one of you has the least poopiest butthole? take off your pants quickly and i'll think about not killing you

>Why are you so upset user? You know that we care so much about you...

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You said endorphins which are supposed to make you happy. This just made me SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>*record scratch* Yup that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. It all started when user posted this video..

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I wish this was real.

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o-okay

*whips out Thirteen Ghosts DVD*

what motivates a person to make these threads?

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Misery seeks company

>watch video
>realize I was making this face constantly

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i don't want to die, but i want to be dead

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>Thanks user! I really enjoyed our anniversary date! Once we get home tonight... I-I think I'm ready to start our family!

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>Hey user, how come your underwear is always so crusty?

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JESUS, I know cunts are whores but being this diabolical is insane.
Even if the relationship to their dad is bad, being financially dependent on their wealthy parents and rubbing this in their nose by posing in front of that is beyond my comprehension.
I I was the father I would completely cut contact.
I hope they all get raped to death by a pack of niggers.

It's a joke you impotent virgin

>We want to motivate you user. You're better than you think!

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You think better off me than I am

what a waste of dubs
I hope your daughter that you invested your whole career and time to raise and finance ends up like this and goes "haha my daddy cared for me look at me now I'm basically a whore for free and I will tunr into a childless wine aunt after graduate from my gender studies tehee".
You will probably be fine with it the cuck you are

yikesidy

>No, stop! I washed user's crusty underwear with that water!

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>wh*Te ""women"""
lol

you need help son

>user this smoothie is so good but not as good as your taste in film! The way you talk about Kieślowski and Fincher makes me so happy to call you my boyfriend. Such different styles yet you can appreciate both of them for their brilliance, let me finish my smoothie then we can cuddle and watch the spy who came in from the cold on your 400” home theatre

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You know what user. I will find your daughter and cum dump her, I will fuck her extremely hard and deprecatingly, her body will me marked for ever from my cockbruises. I will even make photos of her jizz face and write "this is for user" on her forehead

I don't actually like movies, I just talk about them as if I do

I'm sure you'll do bud :)

I will actually end it all

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Not him, but

It's not commonly used, but why deliberately dumb down conversation? feels like it's to keep it within the realm of easily digestible pop-culture. pretty gay desu

thank you, user

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Irrefutable.

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Thanks for the thread user.
I'm now inspired to take another hit of opiates and smoke another cig.

No, go away, Casper(s), you're fucking blinding me.

Who are these white she-devils?

that's clearly not a smoothie you dumb whore

>You're so harsh with yourself. Let this rage go away, sit here with us, we're preparing snacks and drink. You earned it!

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>we are you cheating on me with her user? we need to talk.

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>EWWWW user! You call THAT a penis?

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how does being loved feel?

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>lusting after blondes

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it feels the same way Max explains anonymity in Mission Impossible. and when its gone it feels like that scene in Legend when the devil guys falls into the abyss.

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Nothing but pale skins...

Blondes are the master race you assmad shitskin.

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You'll find out sooner than you can imagine, friend.

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>worry that the won't like my next choice as much
>put on the same movie again
Still got it

I WANT TO DIE

good try user, but i lost hope looong time ago

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Ashara, I had the worst dream.

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Kill me

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Haha I don't fuckin know dude
It probably sucks I mean when youre out and about you see all those couples and the guy is always staring at you like he's pissed off

Haha I mean what've they got to be mad about?

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can't relate, i don't go out

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kek

all you depression fags

What is sex like

I’ve been waiting around for you all day user, where have you been?

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Who is this and what is she saying

Interlinked.

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its great but cumming in a vagina is top notch, having her hose you down with her thicc preggo tits is like icing

like milk and pennies

Sags of band

>this is about her breast reduction vlog
jesus wept

Haha imagine relating exactly to everything in this image!
That would be pathetic!

I love you all

a 15 year-old talking about how she's about to get a breast reduction surgery

noided/10 pic, bro. love it

That was bizarrely captivating.

a fucking crime.

Fuck.
Oh God I didn't need to know that.
Oh God.

why make abortion illegal when there are bigger travesties in this world being committed

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>i like you user, butt....

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>5'0
imagine

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There is no god
There is
No
God

>she removed them
literally a crime against humanity

Just stop looking at things you will never have, it doesn't make it better.

it slowly pushes me towards suicide, i just have to endure it until then. it'll all end soon...

yeah
I know

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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She could reduce it, like, in half at least and still have relatively big titties. Why she had to cut like 90% of them? What the fuck is wrong with people.

I bet her doctor was a jew and talked her into it.

Went literally from 9 to 6. What a shame.

Her posture was really bad, hope it helped with the pain.

yuh

Can't they just strengthen their back with some weighted rows. Fat isn't that heavy.
Look how they massacred this yt.
Dropped

the feeling you get when your vagina is being stretched is pretty great

bullshit, she's a lazy fuck, all it takes is some exercise.

>auto focus is turned on
dumb bitch