LOL can you imagine?

Stop eating so fucking much fatty

You're on spot, user

>lose it at 17 to HS gf
>stayed together for 10 years
>every time I would feel worse and guilty about fucking
Things I regret.

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25 and I never even kissed a girl

jokes on you, I just lost my virginity last night, i'm 21 ;)

I'm 33 and a virgin... Send help please I am very suicidal

38 here. Virgin for life. Fuck women.

15

Same, it's like I found my virginity again.

>tfw turned 25 yesterday
it's all up from up here, ri- right bros?

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>Dude being a virgin sucks lmao
>Dude I'm going to kill myself if I don't have sex lmao
>Dude all I think about is fucking because I'm pathetic lmao
Download an app and you can have sex tonight if you think it's so important

>lost my virginity at 18
barely made it

...

You could get a girl if it were the primary focus of your life. Not app bullshit, go to a real place regularly.

Lost it to a qt when I was 15

>Download an app and you can have sex tonight if you think it's so important
$100 bucks says I won't be able to, faggot

>Discover 4chains at 14
>Rofl how are these guys in their 30's still here what the fuck happened, this is jsut a fun site for kids
>tfw 12 years later

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thank god plebs won't get to pass their shit genes

Difference is I CHOOSE not to deal with women's bullshit.

lol inorite

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it gets worse

congratulations, al least you are better than an incel

Jokes on you. Incel is a meme and they don't actually exist.

14. Got my first GF near the end of 7th grade. We both were kissless virgins. After months of nothing but hugs and handolding we had a day off school for faculty meetings and our parents were all at work so she invited me over, no one home. That day we both went from kissless to full on fuck, came in her multiple times.

She then had this crazy idea that I should stay and just hide in her room on the top bunk because it was full of stuffed animals and other clutter. I stayed in her house for 2 weeks without anyone knowing, my parents thought I died or some shit. In those 2 weeks we both became porn stars basically. We did pretty much everything, every day all day and all night.

Then I got caught because her 19 year old Sister decided to come home and visit and started searching around on her top bunk while i was hiding. We both got in huge trouble but we convinced everyone i was just there for a day.

Broke up with her 2 months later and haven't had a GF or sex since (that was 9 years ago) and I don't even care. The stuff that happened in those 2 weeks sated me for life.

jokes on you, Elliot Rodger wants to speak with you.

nice script, do you have a director already?

The most fake uttter reddit spaces nonsense I have read this entire morning, shame one you for larping this fucking badly, americans aren't even awake yet, and even they wouldn't fall for this fucking dogshit

He can have all the words he wants.
Incel means involuntarily celibate. Anyone that wants to can pay a few bucks and fuck a hooker. Therefore incels don't exist.

12

Cant really blame you for not believing me. desu, I'd think it was bullshit too it was fucking wild. We still talk sometimes and we still cant believe we got away with what we did.

that was 10 years ago lad back when baneposting began. that's right, bane posting began 11 years ago to be precise

fuck off normalfags

14 to my math teacher
I lasted 1(ONE) thrust and it ended up costing her job.
now that I'm older I regret it and feel bad for her, I can only hope she's ok

i was two months from turning 18, that makes me cool right?

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