>watch american movie
>they're eating fried eggs
>they're cutting the yolk
Watch american movie
Owen Gonzalez
Jeremiah Wright
>watch film
>character eats eggs
>pretends that eggs don't taste like fucking shit
Jaxson Miller
>watch American movie
>the eggs shell are white
John Phillips
>knowing how shit tastes
Aiden Lopez
>watch american movie
>they're eating a t-bone steak for breakfast
Ryan Cox
>eggs_in_fridge.jpg
totally not american fridge
Lincoln Jackson
always wanted to do this but I'm too lazy and poor
Luis Lewis
>go to American wedding
>No vodka
>No marinated herring
Tyler Rogers
we have both man its based on the chickens
most of use don't have chicken coups man so yeah fridge is where they will be
Hudson Anderson
americans wash their eggs because they're grown in awful battery farms and come out covered in blood and shit
that's also why they have to be in the fridge, because they wash away the protective layer on the outside of the shell that keeps out bacteria
Jace Myers
>dad wakes up and goes to the kitchen table
>wife already cooked and served a whole breakfast full of pancakes, eggs and bacon and arranged it right on his plate, obligatory full glass of freshly squeezed orange juice on the side
>"oh sorry honey can't eat, I'm a bit late, looks delicious though" as he puts on his shirt and takes his already premade to-go coffee mug to work
Jaxson Mitchell
no wonder their women fuck niggers
Xavier Fisher
>character doesn't pour milk from a bag
Jason Brooks
>two kids (a boy and a girl) run past both of them, grabbing lunchboxes or paper bags with lunch on the way to school
Ayden Taylor
how else to eat a fried egg if you're not gonna cut the yolk?
Jose Mitchell
Eat it whole duh
Blake Gutierrez
>pineapple and bananas in the fridge
What the fuck nigger
Jose Phillips
Based retard
Gavin Ross
Nonwhite spotted
Brayden Kelly
Some people can't devour an elephant in one bite.
Brayden Ward
>watch american movie
>every second character is a nigger or spic
Nathan Garcia
>t. Canadian
Carson Barnes
>watch movie
>they're eating plain fried eggs
>they didn't scramble them with table cream and cheese
Tyler Cooper
>A day or so after the Israeli gentleman who spams reddit tier infographics defensing the Holocaust and spamming anti-white inforgraphics and being the o ly poster allowed on that thread that was wiped and ban by janny, he starts switching over to obsessing over Americans
>Couple days later he's still doing it
What's our semetic friends' game here?
Charles White
Fucking Pajeet
Xavier Carter
this but unironically
Lucas Hernandez
The obsession is real
Dylan Gray
we're talking about an egg yolk, not an elephant, you retard
Elijah King
>t. triggered amerimutt who cuts the yolk to pour it on entire plate for reason unknown
Adrian Perez
>And straight out of the door.
Because they have their shoes on indoors.
Mason Gray
Jacob Jackson
>Free yellow school bus to take you to a chronically underfunded school.
In the history of America does nobody think?
Matthew Perry
>be american
>1990's
>get tricked by jewish doctors, (((nutritionists))) and media into thinking eggs, meat, and animals are bad for you
OH NO NO NO NO
Christopher Turner
Nope, I eat the whites first by cutting them and eating them, then scoop the whole yolk into my mouth with a fork, Jew.
Christian Johnson
Without cutting the yolk and eating while it's intact
Jeremiah Robinson
you're not a true american patriot. fuck off, nigger.
Colton Johnson
In reality the wife after making all that shit (which would realistically take her at least 30 minutes to do under best conditions) would hit her husband with the nearest frying pan
Alexander Ross
just put it in the fucking fridge for later wtf
Mason Ortiz
He’s got a job and she doesn’t.
James Reed
?
Pajeet here. We eat eggs. Probably more than you wh*toids
Nathaniel Miller
go back.
Logan Martin
but you also defecate on the street, which makes you subhumans
Brandon Adams
>watching american movie
>they're eating fried eggs
>the yolk is bright yellow