/got/

There's literally no problem with womanlets. The problem is are the manlets

Based:
>Greyjoys
>Baratheons
>Lannisters
>Martells

Cringe:
>Starks
>Tyrells
>Targaryens
>Tullys

But womanlets birth manlets.
They both need to go.

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>western Australia is called Western Australia
>southern Australia is called South Australia
>northern Australia is called "the Northern Territory"
>north-east Australia is named after the Queen
>south-east Australia is also named after the fucking Queen
>east Australia is just named after a place that already exists with "New South" tacked on
>the territory where the Australian capitol is located is called "The Australian Capital Territory"
jesus christ...

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AYO Theon.... you's a real nigga

I love how Tolkienfags are forever buttmad about that tax policy quote

>Greyjoys
>Based
They were literally the most useless, tryhard retards in the seven kingdoms.
>look mum we dont sow look how evil and edgy i am!
>spend their history being ignored except when they rebel and get crushed
>completely botched invasion of the north that was retarded from the start

Based 'I am so smart' retard.

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Never. Womanlets tend to be the thicc ones and some of them are quite cute like Emilia. What we need to do is breed manmores with womanlets and kill off any manlets born from the union and any goblins, eventually the womanlets will be eliminated and become tall thicc chicks and there'll be only average height men and manmores

>greyjoys
>not cringe

They're like a culture of Darkstars.

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House Tully are the only sane ones in a world of edgy retards.

>Planetos
That's a stupid fan name from the forums, not an official, canonical term.
They have, at various times, being courted because of their fleet. They actually are valuable as allies, hence why when there's civil wars and shit, a faction will want this naval power on their side.

>That's a stupid fan name from the forums, not an official, canonical term.
In fact neither "Essos" or "Sothyros" are terms that ever appear in the main series.

I laughed when Ferdie from This Life turned up. I just knew he was going to get cast sooner or later.
[Shout out to my Britboomers]

So what goes on in the middle of the continent? Is it all cattle herding and fighting off bandits while the wife stays home and takes care of some abbo orphan like in that movie Australia?

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>filled with a bunch of dangerous animals, unlivable weather and meme people that talk funny
What kind of retarded writer comes up with this shit?

>Northenmost continent? North!
>Land filled with rivers? Riverlands!
>Land filled with valleys? Vale!
>Westernmost kingdom? Westerlands!
>Land with a long reach river? The Reach!
>Land that is owned by the king? Crownlands!

GRRM is ahead of his time, really.

Most based character

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>baratheons
>bambi sigil
>horns aka universal cuck sign in armor
>based

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Bambi was a good movie, i don't see the problem here.

These guys were better

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>Horse-riding-fucking shits

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Who did he play?

Stags are fucking badass majestic animals.

Height comes from father

stags are fucking GAY

Then how come the king didn't like their music?

That's a pretty cool tattoo though.

Nah. My dad is a certified manlet, but my mom is normal height, and my uncles are all pretty tall. Me and my two brothers are all 1,80m+

Absolutely BASED

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Joffrey has shit taste, probably prefers Ed Sheeran

Pick your
>sword
>pet
>role

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Sword

>sword
Euron's big cock
>pet
Reek
>role
Bran's master of rape

I’ve not posted in a general since the show ended. Now the dust has settled, I’m actually a bit shocked at how much that final season has killed any interest in the setting for me. Genuinely just done with it.

I remember thinking about how powerful the Vale, Dorne and the Reach would be in the final few seasons since they were untouched by the War of the 5 kings. Only to find out the Vale was just a 1 time use Deus Ex Machina since all the Northerners respawned for the battle of Winterfell, Dorne was off eating paint chips and the Reach got btfo'd in around 2 minutes of screen time.

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Implying he isn't into this.
youtu.be/r5V8ecsrxeY

I imagine this is how a good portion of the average audience feels. The prequel is going to be a fucking disaster. Seriously, why would they make a series about the original threat of the white walkers when the main show has already revealed that they all die to a goblin with a knife without accomplishing anything?

Where is it?

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>ywn kiss the top of Ned Umber's head and tell him everything will be okay while his big puppy eyes look up at you with tears drying away.

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Mine was some Tarly boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb highborn lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate, probably shattered every rib he had. I stood over him, hammer in the air, right before I brought it down, he shouted: wait! wait! They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy...Now the Tarlys bend the knee, like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys, and today his wife would be making him miserable, his sons would be ingrates, and he would be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl.

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Are you a male or a female? It's important so i can fap to this or not

With (f)Aegon

>sword
Blackfyre
>pet
Sir Pounce
>role
red priest

It was truly trash

But your grace, what about when you killed Marq Grafton in the Taking of Gulltown?

>sword
Blackfyre
>pet
Dragon
>role
Lord Commander or the equivalent of the Five Forts

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>Jon seduces Dany
>convinced her to abandon the throne and they run off together
>Stannis appears and takes the throne
>It turns out Jon was Stannis’s agent the whole time and fucked Dany to keep her away from claiming the throne

>loses to cavalry
lol

How many plot lines from seasons 5-7 actually ended up being relevant in season 8

>jonerys baby
>cersei miscarriage

Jon and Dany start in a relationship at the beginning of season 8 but considering they act so different I hesitate to say season 7 was relevant

Arya uses none of her assassination skills. Bran never uses the sight and only wargs once pointlessly.

Sansa learning to be manipulative with Littlefinger is mildly relevant, I guess? Also fucking Grey Worm and Missandei’s shitty romance somehow stayed relevant.

>Sam had over 4 hours of screentime

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>Arya uses none of her assassination skills.
Yeah lol this was pretty funny. She's so good she manages to sneak past ranks of superhuman ice people and so fast she can move her hands and knife faster than the superhuman ice king can react, despite the fact that he spun around so fast he caught her mid-air.
Yet nobody thinks "hey, why don't we just send her to go kill Cersei?"

Nothing worse than a smug faggot that thinks he's very intelligent but absolutely is not.

>Lena Headey admits Cersei Miscarriage scene was filmed

youtube.com/watch?v=PtouoLYAGCs
youtube.com/watch?v=PtouoLYAGCs
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A suspicious number of tourist backpackers disappear there so probably murder and rape. Also a Japanese suicide cult set off a nuclear weapon.

>Driving this morning
>see this type of sign
>mfw Grrm got the idea for house baratheon because of a street sign

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How were the threads in s5/6/7? I kinda wish I didn't binge the show in two weeks and instead started a few years ago.

But what about the Rhoynar though?

Season 5 people were getting pretty mad because that’s when DnD split heavily from the books, plus they fucked Stannis over badly.

With 6 people were accepting the show was going to be shit and were enjoying it for what it was, Season 7 was the same but with people getting excited over Jon and Dany fucking

>Season 7 was the same but with people getting excited over Jon and Dany fucking
Tsundere Dany was cute

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I remember everyone hating season 7 because of that god awful wight hunt

i'm reading the books right now and it's kind of a chore, knowing how all this supposedly ends

It won't be the ending, for any of the characters, there won't be an ending

I gave up on the books midway through the third one, so much fluff and boring drivel to sift through

Vigilance
Cannibal
Prince-Consort of Dorne

Reminder that Hightowers likely have Targaryen blood after one of theirs had several daughters with a Targaryen princess and those daughters likely marrying other Hightowers or Reach Houses

No one liked the wight hunt but boatsex was too strong

And all the Vale's horses disappeared

I remember being hyped for Wight Hunt but the episode turned out to be shit

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GoT anime when

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Dany is practically an anime character already

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No, that's arya

kek

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Don't talk shit abour Antlers on armor, fuckboy

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Expectations subverted

>Airbender: X
>GoT:

Who's the real winner now?

How does a show for kids manage to be written better and end more satisfyingly than a book and show written by grown men for adults?

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>cuckolds horns refer to stags who lose fights with other stags and have to forfeit their mate to it
Their sigil and horns signifies they do the cucking.

>Sword
A spear
>Pet
Tyene Sand
>Role
Master of Ships/War

Australia's a meme continent with meme people with no history. Planetos deserves better.

Look up cuckold, the one who wears the horns is the guy who's wife is cheating on him

Clearly the entirety of the Vale starved offscreen

I read the books after Season 3, and they were a chore to get through even then.

>Sword
Shadowblade, a Valyrian Steel Katana from Yi-Ti
>Pet
A Tanuki
>Role
Lord Commander of the Kingsgaurd who hates the King and the realm and breaks all his vows

Breaking this out for the Larpfags

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based and reddoorpilled

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>sword
Longclaw
>pet
Green dragon
>role
legitimized bastard

>so we only have 6 episodes to start and finish Danaerys' descent into being a tyrant
>wow, sounds like it's going to be really hard to show on screen
>actually it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience. She just hears some bells and decides to murder 500,000 innocent people.

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Should include a religion slot tbqh

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Excellent taste in wives so far

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Your uncle fucked your mom

>Sword
Dawn
>Pet
Kraken
>role
Master of ships so I could steal the crowns ships and chill out as a pirate in the stepstones

>culture of Darkstars
Fucking kek user.I remember George trying to hype the man up,but all I see was the edgy player in D&D trying to make his tragic rogue's backstory not so dumb.

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Good idea, you should do an edit

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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>Book Dany just wants to be a normal housewife
>hurr she’s powerhungry

Fuck DnD

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>House: Hightower/Martell
>Counselor: Doran
>Wife: Sansa
>Adventure pals: Jaime and Loras
>Mistress: Dany (so I can steal a dragon)
>Home/Castle: Oldtown/The High Tower
>Maester: Maesters are not to be trusted
>Enemy House: Tully? They don't exist anymore, so they'll be super easy to fight.
>Commander of my army: Randyll Tarly
>Bodyguard: Balon Swann

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>Book Dany just wants to be a normal housewife
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one, user.

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You missed out on some good fun up until season five when they charachter assassinated and then murdered Stannis and everyone went so mad that we had the threads banned for an entire year. Season six was still ok but /got/ wasn’t as fun as it had used to be and season seven the threads were absolute trash

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>Red Reyne
>Nightfall
>Euron with his ship of mutes and his entire backstory
>They're all rapists with an entire social class that exists purely for the rape wives
It's true, they're all Darkstar

He's right though. Dany says to herself that she would have been happy to just be a normal housewife with Daario, but also that he only loves her because she's the dragon queen.

but she does

why do chinks like le witty dwarf man

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>would have been happy
>wants to
Those are not the same things, user.
Dany definitely wants to be a queen.

This user is sick of experts. And reason apparently

Why is the Sudan full of Maisefags? Also based Venezuela and Zimbabwe

Why do Venezuelans like Cersei

Implying

>If she had been some ordinary woman, she would gladly have spent her whole life touching Daario, tracing his scars and making him tell her how he'd come by every one. I would give up my crown if he asked it of me, Dany thought
>All that Daenerys wanted back was the big house with the red door, the lemon tree outside her window, the childhood she had never known.
>In her dream they had been man and wife, simple folk who lived a simple life in a tall stone house with a red door. In her dream he had been kissing her all over—her mouth, her neck, her breasts.

holy mother of normal fag

based Aussies

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Yeah, but she does comment on that too. Cast down your crown and you die is what would happen. Hell even when she didn't have one, people were trying to kill her anyways. Dany in the books doesn't really enjoy ruling, but Dany in the show seems to love the daily ritual and grind.

They did him wrong in the show

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And in another dream she sperged about how she would burn all of her enemies and take the iron throne.
What's your point?
> Dany in the books doesn't really enjoy ruling
But she is still OBSESSED with taking the iron throne.

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Your mediocre tv show that had 3 pretty good seasons and 5 mediocre to shit tier ones is fucking over and after all was said and done it fucking sucked. It turns out the first season of fucking 8 was actually far and away the best one and now it's done, fuck off already retards.

this triggers the jonerys and jonsa faggots that have infested this general since season 6

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who are you talking to?

and yeah, she's power hungry.

Because they live in a culture where Daenary's rules over them and they have no free speech. And le witty Dwarf is basically the jester who speaks the truth.

>my country isn't dominated by Dany fags
Feels good.

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women can want multiple things. jesus christ, have sex already.

>And in another dream she sperged about how she would burn all of her enemies and take the iron throne.
You mean one of her weird nightmare bordering on Quaithe or glass candled influenced dreams? Not the same thing

>I am the Dragon. You are privy to a great Becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: before me, you rightly tremble. But Fear is not what you owe me.
>You owe me Awe!

fucking kek

This poll is based off of who gets looked up the most, not who is the favorite character

I'm not saying she doesn't want multiple things or that she doesn't want to be queen you dumb nigger, i'm saying she would be happy being a housewife too

Poor Doran, should have stayed on DS9

Jape

>women wants to be a housewife too
no shit, what are you retarded.

>user says she's powerhungry
>"no she wants to be a housewife!"
>"also i'm not saying she doesn't want to be queen!"
make up your mind, little cunt.

Whom are you quoting? Are you lost?

my queen

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>Targshit can't handle the bantz at Summerhall.
Some things never change

I love how /got/ is seething over Dany's death.

You guys are the biggest contrarians on 4channel.

>D-doesn't count
Cope more, fag.
She is crushing on Daario, nothing more. When it would really come down to it, she would choose queen over housewife to Maario any day of the week. At heart, she is still a crazy anime targshit.

Third worlder confirmed

I'm not the original user you kike, i was just confirming to that she indeed would like to be a housewife too
Learn how to read you mutt

Are we just going to ignore the fact that the tribesmen who threatened to kill Tyrion was literally called Shagga?

I looked for you on the Trident

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Nope, i am a Dane chad.
Nice try though, mutt.

>that she indeed would like to be a housewife too
>just wants to be a normal housewife
These are not the same things, you dumb nigger.

You illiterate spic.

And I'm undoubtedly whiter than you. $50 says you have brown eyes.

The usurper /GoT/
The usurper /Sansa/
The usurper /Jannie/

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>House: Tarly
>Counsellor: Blackfish
>Maester: Lewin
>Wife: Desmera Redwyne
>Mistress: Margaery Tyrell
>Adventure Pals: Jorah and Jamie
>Castle: Storms End
>Enemy: House Gr*yjoy
>Commander: Randyl Trly
>Bodyguard: Beric Dondarion

You on pic related

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So just high then? And I'm not a mutt, I'm a Eurochad

why did he call robb stark a usurper
robb didn't want the iron throne

>They'll cast him for young Ned in the prequel

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I'm whiter, prettier, fittier and smarter than you, mutt.

>Eurochad
sure thing, ahmed

Nice one, user. You say stupid shit that makes no sense, and then when you are called out on it, you resort to posting brainlets. Pathetic.

House: Targaryen
Wife: Dany
Adventure Pals: Drogon and Rhaegal
Counselor: Dragon visions
Mistress: Kinvara
Maester: Hallyne the pyromancer
Home/Castle: The Seven Kingdoms
Commander of Your Army: Fire
Bodyguard: Fire
Enemy House: STARK

Shh, brown eyes. This thread is for Europeans.

>fittier
kek

That's the problem though. Because she actually doesn't trust Daario or think he's a particularly great dude deep down, so GRRM is being clever with POVs, in that she has a teenage crush with the lust, but ultimately, it isn't love or anything, it's just passing thoughts she has when it comes to him to pass time. It'd actually be MORE crazy if she really ran off with him, if nothing else.

Khal Drogo if he was alive, she'd likely be happy letting him handle everything while she just hangs out with the women and children.

what else can you expect from a brown-eyed mutt?

>This thread is for Europeans.
Then why are you here though

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lerpen herpen gherpen merpen you fucking pastry. I don't speak your language but it all sounds the same so I hope you'll be able to understand that I called your a shithead

>tmw based uncle Kevan telling Cersei to stuff it
Why did George had to kill him?Would have bought Winds of Winter just for him.

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Very based.

t. troutnigger

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Why didn't his men avenge him?

the prequel is set thousands of year before GoT

He declared himself King

lol i noticed that too

The only thing I care about is seeing Bobby B smash some Targshits' breastplates in and shattering every rib they have, that's not that long ago

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does anyone have the original version of this comic

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yeah of the North, not of all of Westeros

>Only two bars
Gods, the signal was strong then

They will NEVER make a RobReb prequel

The North is part if the seven kingdoms ruled by the iron throne

THE KING IN THE NORTH

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>No frogfu for an entire season
That was dark times.

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Not according to The North

usurper means taking the throne by illegimate means, robb had no interest in the throne, just the north, ergo not a usurper

Was it the north calling him a usurper user?

Based

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Im pretty sure rebelling against the crown and calling yourself a king is illegitimate

>you get invited to the GoT wrap party

What do you suggest to watch?

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but he's not taking the iron throne, so he's not a usurper

The Culling of D&D

Uhhh, why do we still have GoT threads?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO HELP ME THEON

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>King of the iron throne is also king of ther Riverlands and North
>Some asshole says that he is actually king of those two things
>Not a usurper

user I'm not going to explain to you what a usurper is again

You dont have ti take a throne to be a usurper user, taking any position of power illegitimately fits the definition as well. The north is Stannis’ to rule as King, and Robb declaring himself the ruler of it with none above him fits that

What's the most brutal death in the series? Vargo Hoat?

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>Euron brought his guitar

Don't worry, I know how to kill them off. I've just been kinda lazy lately

why didn't robb support stannis' claim to the throne?

Because Stannis didnt support northern independence

>sandsneks as enemies
>oberyn as adventure pal
I don't think he'd be okay with that

Thank God he's dead then or Sansa wouldn't be Queen.

>mutts can't read English
What tongue should we use for you? Arabic? Urdu?

Why would Robb want independence if Stannis, a man his father suppored, was King? He should have given Stannis his full backing

Call it in.

>Dude is king of place
>Another dude says he is in fact the real king of said place
>Not a usurper
Do you suffer from some sort of mental handicap?

Three eyed raven and NK on the same team and thats your take?

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The support of his men hinged on the independence movement

the iron throne doesn't make you king of the north, robert was only king of the north because of his alliance with the starks

because Greatjon Umber made a speech and it sounded cool. The smart thing would have been to fight a defensive war, see who of Stannis and Renly who ended up on top and throw your support behind the winner.

Based:
>Starks
>Tyrells
>Martells
>Targaryens

Cringe:
>Tullys
>Baratheons
>Gayjoys
>Lannisters

so you're saying Robb should have lingered on the edge of the battle like the smart boys

Why is Jon worshipping the Seven?

>Alliance
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? The Starks were direct vassals to the iron throne.

>Aegons Conquest didnt happen

Now that the ashes have somewhat settled, why did she do it? I liked that she did, but why did she suddenly snap?

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That's canon.

Based retard

>theres literally about 4 cast members total who realise a picture is being taken

Yeah, at least after Whispering Woods. No point in fighting for independence once the score with the Lannisters was settled.

Based
Cringe
Cringe

No, but seriously, WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A GOT GENERAL STILL UP AFTER THAT SHITTY SEASON???

I'm talking about the showcanon not the bookcanon. In the show they clearly state that the North has been independent for thousands of years

Honestly, the show would fix many of it's problems by axing Euron and Cersei for Aegon. They just wanted Jon Snow to feel more super special is all.

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She saw the red keep

>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”

>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”

>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”

>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.

>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.

>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again

>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed

>no south sudan

Why would seeing the Red Keep suddenly make you begin massacring people?

>They just wanted Jon Snow to feel more super special is all.
>didn't gave us Jon vs NK

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>"1 king, seven kingdoms!" - Robert Baratheon.
You are wrong, in the show canon Dany mentions to Jon that his ancestor bended the knee to the targs.

>Why would seeing the RED Keep suddenly make you begin massacring people?

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Did you not pay any attention user? The conquest still happens in the show, and becoming a vassal of the crown is referred to several times.

Why change the actor for the NK to a stunt-guy (said recast made him look far less imposing), and then literally never give him a scene that requires stuntwork?

Cause she saw the red keep and decided to make it personal

Reminder that this was the true song of ice and fire and the ending that was promised

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D&D pls go

He's right though, the Seven Kingdoms were The Reach, Casterly Rock, Highgarden, the Vale, Dorne, the Crown Lands, and the Stormlands. The North was an ally that Robert got his friend Ned to back his rebellion. The North was always independent.

best girl passing by

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The reach and highgarden are the same kingdom dumbass

The Crownlands aren't a kingdom.

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

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>almost directly at the reader
kek

Iron islands and the north are kingdoms friend

Is Bobby B a God?

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what a funny whore

Yes they are, they have a king and they're a distinct region. Who's in charge of the Crownlands if it's just part of one of the other kingdoms then?
Exactly, the iron islands and the North are separate kingdoms although I think the North owned the Iron Islands which is by Euron allied with the Lannisters when he rebelled against Robert Stark

> >116723395
No more (You)s for you

Gods she was cute in this scene.

same.

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Who is the ideal person to take down GoT's next villain, God King Bran? Hard mode: Not Arya.

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Please I need the dompamine rush, I'll do anything

Stannis

Azor Ahai AKA revived Daenerys Targaryen. She's his greatest threat, why do you think Bran's second order of business after demanding a master of rape was locating Drogon

>/got/ still exists

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Apparently we're all sadists; /got/ is effectively eternal

Thematically, it'd make sense if its Jaime.

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Littlefinger

After the Janny, /got/. was founded, and I was recruited. The new /ecg/ grew, a beautiful parasite, inside /got/. For 70 threads /ecg/ has been secretly feeding waifufags. Reaping gets. And when jannies did it for free, names were changed. /ecg/ created a cute so pure that Yea Forums is finally ready to sacrifice /alita/ to gain its Emilia Clarke general. Once the emiliapill taking is complete, /ecg/'s New Board Order will arise.

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whose his wife?

When isn't she though

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Lyanna

She really thought it was Tyrion, huh?

>Why didn't his men avenge him?

The show is fucking fucktarded

A cute

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Fuck off, Greenland.

Surprising attention to detail there

Wrong on all counts.

Crownlands were a bunch of separate lands owned by petty kings and not united under one person. The Seven Kingdoms were the united lands when Aegon came to conquer, they were the North, Iron Islands and Rivers (since the iron islands ruled the Riverlands), the Vale, Westerlands, Reach, Stormlands and Dorne. Currently Riverlands and Crownlands are just considered territories for the purposes of calling all of Westeros the Seven Kingdoms

North never ruled the Iron Islands, Euron never allied with the Westerlands and they rebelled against the throne so they could be independent instead of vassals to the Crown

>their first kiss is offscreen
>them fucking is just to fill the nudity quota
It's almost like they wanted to fuck everything up.

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We didn't even saw her naked, only Kit's butt.

Considering what they did with it in the end, I'm glad. She shouldn't have had to shoot that scene at all.

How come Tyrion was allowed to send Janos Slynt to the night's watch? Does the hand really have that power?

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>the iron islands and the North are separate kingdoms although I think the North owned the Iron Islands which is by Euron allied with the Lannisters when he rebelled against Robert Stark
You're wrong here, m8. I agree with you on the definition of "usurper" as it would apply to someone taking a position unrightfully (not rebelling, that would make them rebels), but you got this whole thing in your post wrong.

they really mangled the whole "blow up the sept" plot point

are we really supposed to believe that cersei murders her own uncle, the extremely popular high septon, the extremely popular queen margaery, the extremely popular knight of flowers, the lord of highgarden AND as a result the KING HIMSELF commits suicide, and there is essentially no negative consequences for her politically?

why are ANY of the lannister soldiers putting up with this? other than jaime?

If Euron was never allied with the Lannisters then why was he fighting with Sersay? That doesn't make sense

Stop replying to him

>im da queen now
>Ok

The Hand is the second most powerful person in the Kingdoms, user. He rules in the King's stead if the King cannot rule himself due to illness, absence or other circumstances like incompetence. He was temporary Hand of Joffrey and the only person who could overrule him was Joff, but Joff apparently didn't seem to care. If Joff stepped in, Tyrion would have been overruled. Other than the King himself, the Hand's word is law.

The hand is the second most powerful person in the kingdoms so... why wouldn't he have that power.

Explain

If they didn't kill Jaime's character, it would've been great to see him go to the Westerlands and refuse to swear fealty to Cersei. Then, echoing Jon's declaration in last Season and Robb's, the Lannister army chants King Jaime in the West.

Jaime shouldn't really put up with it either lol

THE KING OF THE WEST(erlands)!
THE KING OF THE WEST(erlands)!
THE KING OF THE WEST(erlands)!
THE KING OF THE WEST(erlands)!

Well Janos didn't commit any crime, it doesn't seem very legal to just be able to have him sent to the wall

She apparently hates shooting nudes. Dabid and co surely knew this from years and years of working with her, yet they chose to write and shoot this scene anyways, knowing they'd never really make anything of the romance. It's shitty and exploitative enough in a vacuum, but in the grander scheme I think it shows some lack of respect for the actors themselves.

>She apparently hates shooting nudes
Really? That's kinda cute

The king (and hand) can do as he likes.

BASED

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You dont have to commit a crime

>legal
the hand speaks with the kings voice, the king is law. joffrey has people killed and mutilated basically for fun

Is there a more kino armor?

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>u wot m8?
youtube.com/watch?v=GCafpw1ns3U

user, you don't need a reason to have someone killed if you're King (or Hand, who rules in the King's stead). The Mad King had Ned's father and brother tortured to death in the Red Keep just because. Granted, there are technically supposed to be laws that are broken to be able to do such a thing but that's all a guise. Remember when Cersei smacked Joffrey and Joff mentioned that what she just did was punishable by death? For appearances, you're supposed to have broken a law before the King (or Hand) can just have you killed or sent to the Wall, but it doesn't really matter when the King does it anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=2z0-6rp2-xk
>with this playing

yes

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Janos was notoriously corrupt and incompetent, Tyrion as charged with upkeep of the city was completely in his rights to dismiss him

>This faggot probably died from the Northmen/Eunuchs/Mongols raiding the capital or through the flames of a dragon

Their helmets are fucking stupid

Whoops, meant for

Yeah, there's a reason she's hardly ever done lewd shoots. Very cute!

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One of the whores with Bronn mentions a ginger named Eddy who got his face burned by dragon fire, i think its supposed to be him

are you trying to convert me ecgfag?

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New

Carrying out the King's orders is not a crime

>she's hardly ever done lewd shoots.
>gets fucking railed from behind in a graphic scene with Karl Drago in the first episode
lmao

>implying ecg
That shit is way too weird for my tastes, user.

Getting back to that thing about D&D respecting their actors...

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She didn't had much choice back then did she

>She didn't had much choice back then did she
>Hey do you want to do a graphic lewd scene of you getting railed from behind and every sees your tits?

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>implying actors fresh out of drama school have any say once they're signed to a contract

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>no
>ok we'll find another actress bye

Oh shit that’s actually kino. Imagine good king Jaime

So you're saying she did have a choice? Were they holding a gun to her head?

Well it was lifetime opportunity, i would sign it also.

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>denying the job of your life because there's a sex scene

Have you seen the roll yet?

I'd probably sign it too, but don't go around saying she didn't have a choice is all I'm getting at. I'm not the biggest Emilia fan and you Emiliafags are annoying, but I will not fault her for doing what she did. She's okay in my book. I just want the facts to be perfectly clear.

what

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>Red Rain
>Arianne
>Sellsword company boss

>Lead role in one of the biggest series ever, will basically secure your acting career for the rest of your life
>"Just say no lol"
Dumbass.

Yeah, you sincerely have the opportunity to just say no. I don't know why you're struggling with this concept. I don't blame her for agreeing, but she still had a choice.