Hi, Yea Forums. I have a problem that's not directly related to The Simpsons episodes/games, but I don't think Yea Forums or Yea Forums know enough about The Simpsons to help me out.
I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Simpsons character. No, I don't go around saying "Doh!" or paint my skin yellow or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of The Simpsons. I can pass off as a normie well with this.
I choose Springfielders that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are The Sea Captain (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Krusty (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Snake (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of characters that I can use. I've done Moe, Mrs. Krabappel, Lisa, 3D Homer, Dr. Nick, Moleman, etc...
But my problem is, I have a party with my co-workers tomorrow night, and I'm not sure which Simpsons character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Disco Stu last spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a Season 9 Character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Ralph, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Milhouse, but not being a meme hurts him a bit.
Do you guys have any ideas for a Simpsons character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?
>I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic You were right about that one.
Justin Flores
Hi, /sneed/. I have a problem that's not directly related to The Chucksons episodes/games, but I don't think /chuck/ or /sneed/ know enough about The Chucksons to help me out.
Adam Gutierrez
Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Gabriel Fisher
Sneed
Nolan Ortiz
Do you guys have any ideas for a Sneedsons character that would be feed and seed, but not too much so?
Lincoln Collins
>I choose Springfielders that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are The Sea Captain (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Krusty (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Snake (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of characters that I can use. I've done Moe, Mrs. Krabappel, Lisa, 3D Homer, Dr. Nick, Moleman, etc... Thank you for this, OP. I'm going to try this out next time I leave the house.
Samuel Phillips
Sneeeeeed
Mason Roberts
If, by some insane chance this is not a shit post, do not attend that party. Just tell your coworkers something came up.
Mason Roberts
Thank you for this, Chuck. I'm going to try this out next time I leave the farm.
Carson Ortiz
Sneed
John Howard
this is the worst thread ive seen all year
Alexander Jenkins
I know that this is going to sound incredibly SNEED
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Aaron Bell
The sad man please!!!
Connor Ortiz
Report: God is an infinite wellspring of potentiality that cannot control itself. Like an infant, he cries, having been born out of the positively charged void of the 0, but his first cries are in fact the emanations of being. His first universes were confused, inarticulate, but as he matures he's more and more capable of controlling this tide within him and "speaking" it directly and decisively. We are one of the first realities in which God has learned to "speak", but before he has learned to "sing".
Report: accounts of the night walker all over America. he'll be in LA on Friday right as the clubs are warming up at 8 and in Boston ten minutes before midnight, without ever having been observed traveling.
Report: video of a man eating fried rose petals while staring into the camera. Stairs are visible but the top is just out of sight. Cut to shot of hallway camera, revealing a female figure at the top of the stairs with its head in an unnatural angle. the figure is motionless before suddenly running down the stairs before cut to black.
This thread was an experiment. Is sneedosting only used to deter never-ending "comfy simpsons" threads with no actual discussion, or will innovative threads also be culled by the rusty blade of shitposting?
Anything with a simpson picture or even a mention of the simpsond will be sneeded
Liam Powell
Report: temporality as the build-up to the "performances" of numinous beings beyond the veil. The whole of time is the week before a concert, and the religious impulse is a dim presentiment of something to be anticipated, namely, the experience of what might be crudely termed higher-dimensional pop stars whose performances, as vapid in their home planes as ours are on earth, are nevertheless enough to wipe away all the blood and horror of history.
Much like Baneposting was a commentary on Nolan's hubris and the oxymoronic concept of a "intelligent" superhero movie, Sneedposting is a commentary on the decline of both "The Simpsons" and its fans' discussion of the show. There is nothing more to be said by or of "The Simpsons", yet both Fox and the fans persist in their regurgitation of worthless commentary. Sneedposting represents both the show and its watchers distilled to their essence: a pathetic lot with nothing more to say but the same tired annoyed grunts.
Report: the playing of films for fetuses in vitro for the purpose of making the child experience, however dimly, material that it is neither truly here or not here to experience. Babies exposed to this kind of "atemporal testing" are born with knowledge and memory of prenatal existences, as apparently being a state of buddhic nirvana in which one abides as the roughly spherical space of self-experiencing oneness, which sexual acts attract inexplicably attract like gravity, swallowing these spaces into the womb of materiality. apparently these states are exhaustible, so our supply of souls is finite.
