This guy ruined writing in action movies forever. Everyone now talks in the same way...

Quips is just an evolution of one liners from the 80s.

I can't blame him per se. I don't think he ever intended for his style to be copied.

it's like a thermometer

not really, no

Well, in the sense that Joss' only frame of reference in life are the campy 80s movies that he grew up with, sure. Doesn't negate OP's premise.

How old is that guy? He looks 50, but is probably 37. Anyway, if you want to watch a film that's devoid of such crap, watch Manhunter from 1986. It's shocking how realistic it is. Even when the main character has to talk to his son, it's done in the most realistic non-cringey way possible.

Manhunter is kino.

>All about diversity
>Prep school fag who has never talked to an actual black person

No one has ever posted a truer post, user.

SOMETIMES I
SOMETIMES I
SOMETIMES I
UNDERSTAND IT OH SO CLEARLY

Right, a 15 second scene of John McClane throwing a guy out the window and saying "Welcome to the party pal" to the cop car he landed on is no different than Thor wrapped up and suspended in chains and slowly spinning around being sarcastic and awkward for 3 minutes.

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STRONG AS I AM

Nah, this is just your autism. See, you want something totally real to replace your sad shit life for a few hours. Jokes and wit ruin that for you, because of the autism. Normal people just want to be entertained for a few hours, and laughing adds to that. Just stop being autistic.

Everything you wrote is correct
Take a load of this jabroni, holy shit

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Nice projection.

except he wasnt the writer

There is nothing wrong with liking live action comics.

Joss Whedon got to fuck her in her prime

The dialogue in Mann's films is like that, pure, condenced, genuine.

Mann's the man, man.

He is 54 years old. Here is a pic of him in his 20s. He was in his 30s when he made the Buffy series . Think before you post.

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Haha it's you. Fuck you, asshole. :) You look like shit and your ideas are shitty.

Not saying they are the same I just assume that studios saw that people loved one liners and thought what if the entire script was like that. It’s like when audiences love a side character of a film and the sequel is entirely focused on him.

Joss Whedon fucked your waifus

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>implying I stick my dick into mongrels. Pure bred or better dead.

“His” style of dialogue is actually the result of aggressive test marketing and was invented for shrek, not the avengers. Huge budget movies are written in response to studies of viewer interest. Can’t go more than a few minutes without a joke. All scenes need more than one intended response, can’t dwell on any one note for more than a minute, every note needs a high and low brow interpretation, etc.

He didn’t invent the practice of constructing movies around test marketing and it’s silly to claim he did.

Ahnold's one-liners were always funny.

>shrek

i don´t recall any quips in that movie

Arnold's one liners were when he was in control. Arnold is about to win when he quips off action hero style. Meanwhile
>captain America and crew getting their ass royally fucked by thanos
>HEY TONY, DOESN'T THIS REMIND YOU OF THAT NIGHT AT TGIFRIDAYS!
>HAHA YEAH 2 FOR ONE MOJITOS GOT OUT OF CONTROL
>Thanos: death is inevitable
>heheh take it easy big guy!
Fuuuuuck offfff

I've seen most Marvel movies and don't remember that scene, which one was it?

star wars 1977 was the one who invented the quip garbage that´s infested movies of today, fuck that franchise

The fight scene in civil war has quips everywhere despite the setup being that these heroes are going to kill eachother. The major fight scene with thanos in infinity war is loaded with quips. And they fucking lose in the end. The quips drop all sense of scale. And to make matters worse it emboldens Hack Snyder fans to think his shitty superman movies are better because they take themselves seriously

I see what you're saying

>disses pedophiles and had a girlfriend at any point in his life

gtfo, newfag

based core 4channer

>that millenials love
bro you are probably a millenial

You've never fucked anything

Honestly the worst part is the fact that they relied on him so hard and are now in too deep for it to correct the path.

We're now stuck ten movies deep with third rate marvel character that haven't been able to move books since the 70s.

>t. mongrel

hahaha ok, virgin.

Hulk is outselling Batman.

I don't think he means hulk, although hulk in the movies is the biggest fucking waste.
In chronological order
>hulk loses his fucking shit and nearly destroys their helicarrier thing because of magic macguffin
>captain America impressed at end of movie asks how hulk can manually hulk out
>mark Ruffalo as u convincingly as possible says his secret is that he's always angry, which is how he controls the hulk, in the same movie where he lost control of the hulk
>I don't remember avengers 2 too many talking robots
>hulk is on trash planet and is actually pretty cool, he's just a super strong prick who gets everything he wants because he's the hulk and he fucks shit up
>hulk has ED or something and evidently isn't always angry and can't control the hulk
>mark Ruffalo again as unconvincing as possible with bad cg says he's learned to combine himself and the hulk so he can be smart and strong and also makes the hulk a really gay secondary character because hulk barely fucking does anything of note throughout this entire fucking string of films

Maybe these movies sell tickets because delusions of grandeur and canned snark are all modern people can relate to now

tfw
>used to be into "nerdy" stuff as a kid, including marvel comics
>got initially kind of excited when they started producing marvel movies en masse but not like crazy about it or anything
>got let down after about the third or fourth marvel turd that got released in a row
>never watched another marvel movie. to this day haven't seen anything other than the first avengers, iron man 1-2, and the first captain america
>now be 2019
>meet a girl
>she's really hot, unsure why she's even entertaining the idea of a date with me
>going pretty well, i'm not spilling any spaghetti and honestly have felt more comfortable dating anyway lately
>topic of movies comes up
>she says she "loves film"
>here_we_go.jpg
>"what are your favorite films user?"
>decide to ask her what she likes first
>"i'm kind of a nerd to be honest. i love marvel and star wars and star trek."
>whatever blood i had in my dick has completely drained
>have to endure about 20 minutes of her prattling on about how great end game was and how sad it was
>feign interest but i'm barely able to take about marvel because i haven't seen hardly anything marvel in 10 years
>make a sam raimi spiderman joke that she doesn't get

What happened, bros? I used to feel bad about myself for being into "nerdy" shit as a kid and teenager. Grew out of it (not because i'm above nerdy shit, but because the reiterations we get today and shit and soulless). Now every girl is in love with Marvel movies.

I guess that's how it is on this bitch of an earth.

damn really? How many books does bats have these days? either case i don't believe that's from new blood going in and probably due to something indirectly.

>Sam raimi Spiderman joke
>I'm somewhat of a dumb nigger myself
>She doesn't get it

>How many books does bats have these days?
Just talking about the main Batman title. Bats also appears in other books and with their combined sales they obviously outsell Hulk but comparing the ongoing titles for both characters Hulk has the edge.
This is the power of one character having a very good writer and one having a very, very, very bad one.

Marvelites jerk off to this guy and his influence.

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