Why was everyone in this movie such an asshole?

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Only seen it once a while ago but still remember the disgust I felt watching it.
>clive owen as the successful cuck
Favorite lines:
>do you like his cock?
>you like him coming on your face?
>go fuck yourself, you writer!
>julia roberts as the souless cunt, whose occupation is "photography"
Favorite lines:
>Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.
>jude law as the ultimate beta bitch who uses a whore by writing about her life and becoming successful - basically a parasite
Favorite lines:
>You think love is simple. You think the heart is like a diagram.
And finally Natalie Portman as a sexbot
Favorite lines:
>I don't eat fish. Fish piss in the sea.

Basically lying, childless "urbanites" with no souls or real character.
Finally, it was written by a jew so it's as neurotic and souless and full of sexual content as you can expect.
Only thing people remember is Natalie's brapper.

the number of palestinian children i'd sacrifice just to taste one drop of her butt sweat

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>please khaleesi...just a quick whiff...

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imagine if b-roll footage of this scene with full frontal nudity got leaked

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>The Chad Yea Forums

its not her butthole its wrong height

>literally caked in shit
the state of americans

Wtf I love Lazytown now

Do you guys think Nat is an innie or an outie?

Natalie Shartman

You should watch Amelie if you want credit for a chick flick

>If I asked you to brap, would you do it?