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woah....................... so this is the power........... of....... british..... comedy

Why did they flip the image?

t. bus wanker

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boring, awful show

FOOTBALL FRIEND

OOOOHHH FRIEND

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briefcase wankers > bus wankers

you fukken legend m8 top geezer

That's the american remake m8

I have to believe the American remake was actively trying to be horrible. There is no other reasonable explanation for a show being that bad.
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I do this except to people that pretend they are Lance Armstrong on a bike

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I still love that bongs say “doing a shit”.
not quite sure why it makes me kek, because it make more sense than “taking a shit,” but it does.

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Bike wankers?

but they do say "taking the piss" for something unrelated to peeing.

Britbongs considers shitting to be a creative effort. Which also explains their TV shows.

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aye

Better to ride the bus than that brick. Looks like a second hand Soviet car from the 70's.

Brits don't. But I know another (((group))) that is obsessed with shit.

im a bus wanker

but are you a bum-der?

fair point, and that’s a turn of phrase that doesn’t really make sense either. where are they planning on “taking” this piss to?

bummed her? I hardly know her

>that episode where Simon asks charlotte to her party and she disconnects
Honestly laughed the fuck out

That was Will, you fucking cretin

You’re right, twat.
Also when he’s sperging in the park because they took his place and it was a down’s syndrome kid

plus there's the "piss in pocket" expression

t.bumder

>a reference to a related (and dated) idiomatic expression, piss-proud, which is a vulgar pun referring to the morning erections which happen when a man awakens at the end of a dream cycle (each about 90 minutes in length throughout the night) or may be caused by a full bladder pressing upon nerves that help effect erection. This could be considered a "false" erection, as its origin is physiological not sexual, so in a metaphoric sense, then, someone who is "piss-proud" would suffer from false pride, and taking the piss out of them refers to deflating this false pride, through disparagement or mockery.[6][7] As knowledge of the expression's metaphoric origin became lost on users, "taking the piss out of" came to be synonymous with disparagement or mockery itself, with less regard to the pride of the subject.

I haven’t heard that one. what is it in reference to?

I don't think I've ever seen another show that was as relatable as this was when I first saw it.

>Creg, eat your gram cracker you twot.
what the fuck is wrong with americans

no
i dont want aids

kek that’s way more convoluted than I expected, and way more sexual too

flattery

Why was he so based?

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French and didn't give a fuck

I want to fuck Will's mum

He didn't like Arabs

>Naime pas larabes
>u wot m8?
>JE NAIME PAS LES ARABES
> yeah that's what I thought you said

fucking based
join the queue

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>have chance to get a qt amazon gf
>publicly break up with her
What is the problem?

he's classic stupid, arrogant "smart" guy
t. stupid, arrogant "smart" guy

would you bum Charlotte?

What’s going on with janes Buckley lads

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oh god I forgot about wills mum. I too would like to fuck her.
I’ll get behind you two. try not to be too rough with her

>Buckley, who played Jay in the painfully funny sitcom, previously expressed his upset at the backlash from the special – which fans described as “awkward” and “disappointing.”
>“Feeling pretty hated right now. I’m sorry to anyone who feels let down with last night’s show,” he said on Twitter at the time.
>The backlash was so bad for Buckley that the White Gold star has now said he doesn’t want to go “anywhere near” the show anymore.
why bros? ;(

shut up you bumbder

>try not to be too rough with her
I can't promise that, I'm afraid

course. she’s a real fit bird

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>s1/2
untouchable kino
>s3 and everything after
utter garbage and don't even think about saying "the first movies not that bad" fuck you

very fit, indeed

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s3 is great
the movie isn't not only "not bad" but it's pretty good.

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They took his frisbee you mong.
I suggest you rewatch the show before making false statements, twat

fine, I’ll take what I can get.

I liked the first movie. fight me.

Utter pleb opinion s1/2 have a perfect arc for every character especially jay and s3 ruins it by just turning him back to "ohh wacky guy says he fucked your mum lolololol so naughty"

>one breakup will completely change a character
fuck off

He has a YouTube channel and regularly streams

He is so awkward and unconfident

The break up was culmination of his entire arc you fucking brainlet. Yes in real life he wouldn't have changed but it's a story and you can't set up one whole thing then just go back on it and expect me to suck your dick over it.

oh, are you talking about "Completed It Mate"?
Kinda cringy that he's holding on to fame and crafting an entire channel on a throwaway line in the show.

>expect me to suck your dick over it.
are you bent? that sounded really, really bent.

can anyone explain to my why this show ended so quickly??? why didnt they make more seasons???

the ending fucking sucks too, it makes no fucking sense. it all just ends so quick

please explain to me fellow bongs. why didnt they milk this awesome show??? made my girlfriend watch all seasons and films with me two times last summer and she HATED it but i said if you do not like this we have NOTHING in common you filthy fucking persian whore

WOIGHT IN DA MIDDLE OF DA FACKIN ROAD

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brit shows have only a few episodes per "series" (season). they end quickly and don't drag out indefinitely and flanderize the characters.
that said, I would have liked a 4th to see the lads through the end of school.

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fresh meat is the show for you

yet again bongs try to rip a show off like the office and fail in being funny
dude lad soccer culture lmao!

Dude is your girl really Persian? Fucking hell she must be beautiful

Lol not him but loved that too! Also nice that it was a 45 minute sitcom.
Do you watch Friday night dinner? It's a great comfy show, desu perfect to watch on a Friday night. Also imo the latest season was the best even though it's their 5th season.

BUS TURDS!

LolKek

The Inbetweeners genuinely has aged like milk

if it wasn't for your patrician taste in women i'd tell you to fucking off yourself for needing some feel-good finale bullshit where everything gets wrapped with a pretty bow

bait

Fresh Meat is weird because the first 2 series mirrored my first year at uni

I was at the protest, I had a similar thing when I'd slept with a housemate and I was all forlorn for a chunk of the year, posh upper class housemates with no sense, had a load of really top notch house parties and a huge amount of embarassment added on.

It came out the year after and it was so weird basically watching 2010 back again

Lol that's great

she really is. recommend all fellow white tv-men to get a persian girlfriend. she is really nice to me, makes food and has only had TWO boyfriends before me. never had sex outside of a relationship. she is 23. been with her for two years now. and because she is not a filthy white woman she almost always agrees with me and she also hates jews and muslims

hey you
i only wanted a longer episode or something idk it all ended too quickly

nice to see a fellow man with good taste with the women himself

What does she do? How's the sex? Does she drink do drugs? Most importantly, how hot/10 is she? Don't be biased lol

cowboy has arrived

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>believing any of this
>derailing a BUS WANKERS thread with this

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I don't think there was a single likeable character in fresh meat.

have you seen the film?

they made two films, i'd only recommend the first one though.

Post the US version lol

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BUS WANKERS

Nobody cares about your shit show. Persian women are more important

First for Emily atacks fat tits

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have sex

NYEAAAhnymynmymbrrrbbrrreeeebmmrrreaaaaahaBAHHHBAAAHBAAAAAH

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>Mfw he's actually pretty handsome and kinda cool/chill irl

That isn't even her though?

Skins was better.

>only had TWO boyfriends before me

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Aged like your mums flange you mean.

Which one were you?

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mix of will and jay

Jay

i used to lie all the time

It is

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Will

who?

Simon's social skills with Jay's verbal delivery

Neil, undeniably Neil.

i am, with Persian women. stay incel

Post her pic.

Trying a little too hard to get attention.

Will's intelligence, arrogance, and awkwardness
Simon's almost-normalcy ruined by flying off the handle at the smallest thing

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it was weird for me because fresh meat started when i started uni

consequently, the inbetweeners film came out the same year fresh meat did, so i was watching this summer movie where 'kids' my age were going on a holiday (i didn't) and then watching these first year uni students getting up to all sorts of antics (again, i didn't relate to any of it, dunno why they were in private accommodation and not halls, also it upset me that the cute chick was sleeping with her lecturer)

This. Why are jews always on about shitting and assholes?

genetic neuroticism.
have you ever seen Broad City? try and count the shit jokes--I dare you.

He means the amusement park. The woman with the frisbee didn't have Downs.

Did you know that when presented with the script for LOTR the Weinsteins said that it was unacceptable that so few characters died. They demanded that at least two of the four hobbits died.
Semitic people (jews and arabs) are just a very ugly sub-species.

>the ventriloquist dummy episode

I wonder how they would have altered Grima Wormtongue's character?

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cringe

He married a model and has two kids, he's doing alright.

>No one threw anything at the car
Sad!

aahh, tired legs

Why did it get deleted?

Wow. I thought the leaks were a fake.

Peinstain also withheld payment to the cast of Clerks II. Fuck him.

Why is simon such a cuck

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Imagine being madly in love with a completely mediocre girl, that would never happen haha.

dunno had these sort of feelings in high school that went immediately away the day after graduation
it's just limerence and stems from having to see them all of the time
didn't watch the two movies don't care to

Big tits on his wife

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>yeah, you, blue t-shirt: wanker
>yeah, black t-shirt: wanker
>red t-shirt: TOP wanker
is having lads as mates always a laff?

literal wanker
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the chad public masturbator vs the incel polish van wanker
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RANK OF POWER
Donovan>Patrice>Mr. Gilbert>Jim and Wolfie at the garage>Neil>Simon>Jay's dad>John>Jay>Will

it is a bit too jazzy...

>Simon above Jay's dad
bollocks

Yeah fair enough, I'll give you that

Movies are cool.
Especially the pool scenes of BOTH films

Simon is a retard for not keeping his qt gf of s3

Kek

vod and oregon are likeable despite their flaws i think, like when they cry together when oregon's horse and jp's dad dies

he should have known better than to take Jay and Neil AND Will, but then there'd be no show

Based on my secondary + college years, I started as a Will and ended as a Simon

Nice little feet too, hopefully he fucks them

FEISTY ONE YOU ARE

got his old boy out lol

The 1st film ruined carly for me.
SAD

t. bell end

why were the mid to late 00s so comfy bros

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She was already a shit in the series

>Nice little feet too, hopefully he fucks them

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Krauts?

Simon, but without any interest from girls.

*punches a fish to death*

his hair has always pissed me off. Like he's actively choosing to look as goofy as possible. Just go to a salon and get styled doofus you have money

People pay shit loads of money to look like that tosser Liam Gallagher, especially northerners

It is a style, he's doing that Liam Gallagher Oasis thing.

Sadly the Jay. I lied constantly to try and seem more interesting and cool.

Because you were a teenager and high school is unironically comfy

A horrendous mix of Simon and Will.

Skins is for girls.

series 1, 2 and first film are kino

disregard the rest

>"Good day"

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I...am a man.

>you can have a deal if you are out of the shop in 5 seconds
why is London region so AntiSemitic?

Growing muslim population

a paki shop would have sold him the lot no questions asked

gee, I wonder why the Germans of all people would be inundated with such degeneracy.

Unironically Will
I moved from a posh school to a shit one in a rough area for 6th form. My friends were a bit nerdier than the gang, but not much.

based

she got her baps out in that short movie where that dude stumbles upon her and her husband and has sex with her (I think she has HIV or some shit in the plot)

That shit pisses me off so much, the people who do it are always mad wee dick heads.

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he ended up with best girl

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wanted to smash her since she was in kerching

I still lie to be honest.

I lie about things that don't even matter.

It's really strange I just have this odd compulsion to lie to people and make things up.

First film was okay desu

Reminds me of going to Magaluf and Malia with my mates

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Budget Kaya Scodelario.
Fucking hot

Fuck off normie

Nah we were total gimps lel, still enjoyed it

>kerching
oh god stop the nostalgia please i can't take it
imagine trying to explain kerching to a kid now
>he made money selling ringtones
what?

Did you shag?

No, pulled a massive fat girl who was in our room after climbing over the balcony at about 5am. Woke up naked on the floor in the next room with a load of Yorkshire lads stepping over me to make breakfast.

Massive liar like Jay but ultimately painfully boring like Simon

nah mate it's the Hawaii edition, even comes with a cassette player

based kerching

I definitely watched that but I have no memory of it.