I have been single my entire life

>tour

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You need a fat gf bro

I got me a fat ass bitch 220 pounds, she bought me a car, lets me be NEET in her 4 bedroom house with a pool, all i got to do is pound it every other day man

Tried. Came in my pants when she touched me, left in shame immediately.

Does it get easier?

Try to find a gf while you still have some basic social skills

A kiss is even more difficult to get than sex. Even a hooker won't kiss you. Good luck though

technically you're single until you get married

everyone just likes to fuck around officially with titles likes "boyfriend and girlfriend" but it don't mean shit shes flirting with steve right now your goddamn right you should be suspicious

Other virgin user but no, it gets worse
The 38th virgin year was hell and 39 is worse than I could imagine.
Social skills gone.
Can't even talk to a woman cashier.

at least channel your misery and fury into something creative

and happy birthday

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Lower your standards.

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I've only ever asked out 1 girl and got rejected, wasn't even a bad rejection, she was nice about it.

Don't even try with women, just never know what to say or I'm too nervous, I just lift the pain away.

Are you still an incel if you don't try?

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user this website is for 18+ only.

I'm in my 30s and I have literally cheated on every woman I've ever been with. I get too much attention from women and I can't say no. Yeah I have herpes but I only had an initial outbreak that lasted a week and never again, a small price to pay for a young lifetime of prime pussy.

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I need to turn my life around fast. I'm only in my mid twenties but I reached the point where I can't even go out to grocery stores or restaurants beause the brief talking makes me shut down.

You’re an incel if you try and fail

I talk to single moms so it doesn't get lower than that.

I am 25 years old. Never even kissed a girl.

33 here, never had a single gf, never had sex (not even with a whore), gave it all up for my wizard powers

it's worth it bros, don't let he succubi drain your precious mana

I still can talk with huge effort and a lot of sweating at work and when going for groceries.
But it's exhausting.
Some may think that I'm a junkie for acting weird.

have sex lmao

The day of Retribution is near my friend.

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What magical power did you get?

>Can't even talk to a woman cashier.
I'm "only" 29 but I've never had this problem. Sex, relationships and flirting feel so outside the realm of possibility for me that I don't get extra stressed out when talking to women anymore than men. I am socially anxious in general but since I think there is absolutely no chance of any woman ever being interested in me I don't feel any extra pressure with women.

tfw lost virginity at 14 and fucked 8 girls by 20. Now 23 and sexless for 2 years

a variety but my main spells are all pyrokinetic
soon indeed brother

Never had a gf, but had short term flings with a couple of girls. It's my own fault that I haven't pursued a relationship, I'm very particular when it comes to women.

not true, some hookers do. not a passionate one, but its better than nothing - and you wouldnt want to trade a whole lot of saliva from a whore anyway.

irony: a college girl, today, is problably as fucked up as the whore, maybe more. a whore knows its a whore, have kids, try to take care and have some kind of code.

college girls are 'experimenting', so all kind of degeneracy goes.

and its not rare to see these two kind of women intersect into the college hooker.

its a mad, fucked up world.

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Don't you guys have movie groups in your city? Join one of them.

For me it's different.
I get so anxious when talking to any woman that I sweat like a pig, sweat running like rain down my face that they must thing that I have a terrible disease that makes me even more nervous and sweat even more.

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That makes it better than, I'm a trainee magi devoted to the arts and now a seething incel.

>irony: a college girl, today, is problably as fucked up as the whore, maybe more. a whore knows its a whore, have kids, try to take care and have some kind of code.
This.
Prostitutes are not bad, they ended up in a bad situation but they try to survive.

same, wizard in half a year

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

why isnt this shit banned already. I got banned for less ffs

>irony: a college girl, today, is problably as fucked up as the whore, maybe more
How about you pull your head out your ass, stop assuming the absolute worst about an entire world of people you don't know, drop the jealousy, and evaluate how or why you think something like that, especially such a bad guess, matters to you.

It will get banned eventually.
Let us have our thread.
If Yea Forums wasn't so broken from the porn we wouldn't even post here.

I was married once and I have a woman living with me now, and I don’t feel good at all, so I don’t think you’re missing much buddy

You got a point there, thank for btfo me for being stupid and judgemental ()

ok, last time ive been with woman was 2015 btw ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>tfw have that exact image as my second tinder pic
>have gotten 20+ matches in a week
Its an abstract kind of feel

Maybe spending a lifetime hiding your interests and pretending you don't spend tons of time on one of the most trendy alternative forums on the internet was a mistake?