Meanwhile, on French Yea Forums

Comme la rosée du matin

There is nothing left on French television

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c-nny

>using le
Back to 9gag

pendez les blancs

pillule rougé et basé posteur

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi

>15 posts in
>no french tdkr with moustaches
Should have been the first fucking reply.

لَا إِلٰهَ إِلَّا ٱلله مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱلله

based

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Your meme is dead. Good riddance.

french people be like
>oui oui this table is a woman and this bread is a man

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God I wish I was born black.

Why are these people supposed to be important again?
Their movies and food is massively overrated, and a fucking joke when it comes to everything else specially war.
How long until their population is completely Africans and Arabs?

you do?

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Club Dorothé was pure kino. I'm from the dutch speaking half of Belgium and grew up on this. I didn't realise french dubbing was so hilariously bad until much later. For me, anime and the French are inseperable.

Please, chance is that our country has more history and culture than wherever you are from.

imagine the smell

Lmao seethe more, mutt

If you think french dubbing was bad check out the newest realease it's even worst
Thanks god we have you guys so I can go to the cinema and watch kino in VO

Anglo hands typed this post.

do they really use blacked in france's children's programming?

we just we just things like sesame street and yo gobba gobba here in the US.

This is so obviously bullshit.

NIQUE LES NEGRES
NIQUE LES JUIFS
NIQUE LES ARABES
NIQUE LES MODERATEURS

>foreigners try to turn Yea Forums into /int/
Pathetic.

my dream is to gas the French. fuck you

Give me a quick rundown on France and redpill me on french people

I can't wait for you frogs to get conquered again.
It will be a riot

kek

Is it just me or do french people smell bad all the time?

Cigarettes and arabic semen

I love France!

Stinky pretentious cowards who believe their own hype.

i just watched the foreign rips of le dark knight and nobody has a funky mustache

salut mes amis

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They aren't French they're spanish

va te faire foutre mon ami

hello friend

Simultaneously the most racist and most determined to be replaced by Africans in the world. Most arrogant and superior and also the most eager to let just anyone into their country (and then treat them like shit while handing them free money). Completely bipolar nation and culture.

France is the most based country in Europe, and the strongest at war, arts and science, with the most beautiful city in the world and a language that makes every women on the planet wet.

that's spain too?
youtube.com/watch?v=IEezFrgoEEU

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Why are angloids (and I assume, in fact, amerimutts) so OBSSESSED with black cocks that they project their fantasies on every people including us.
Just look at all the posts ITT.
You guys need to realise that BLACKED and all that shit is a purely american fetish as shown by countless porn statistics.
I sincerely pray that someday you manage to heal from whatever your jewish overlords have done with your minds

greetings

>hey hey people

youtube.com/watch?v=SBHjSsjWuM4

me too

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Interesting that three posts in a thread with over 50 replies jumped out at you

HON HON HON

baguette

fucking hell

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>Ah ben enfin, ça fait une plombe qu'on vous attend
>Il était pas seul
>Non mais ça va pas bien? Des branleurs on en a assez par ici. Allez dite à vos copains de décarrer ou c'est moi qui m'en charge.
>Mais sire! Ce ne sont pas mes amis!
>Vous inquiétez pas, sire. Je vous fais un petit tarif aux oignons et pis si vous en voulez pas moi je peux les refourger comme esclaves au marché.
>Mais qu'est-ce que vous voulez que j'en foute de ces clodos?
>J'dis ça j'dis rien hein, mais bon ils travaillent soit-disant pour le chevalier masqué.
>Seigneur Bane?
>Ouep
>Bon ben restez pas planté là, faites les rentrer on va se démerder.

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This

>strongest at war
I would argue UK and Russia are better but France is still top notch and better trained than Russia.
>arts
For sure.
>science
Yeah France or probably Germany/UK.
>most beautiful city in the world
Only some parts of it. Most of it is ugly and turning uglier.
>language that makes every women on the planet wet
This is true.

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But why are they so smelly, whenever im at a big festival and somebody reaks of BO they are always speaking French

No it isn't, but before shitposting make sure you're using facts, mutt.

SAD

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2 étoiles fils de pute.

Most based country to ever exist, eldest daughter of the church, basically the good guys of history, upheld values of freedom against the vile britoids and the destructive germanoids.
Of course they've fallen from grace since their golden days but who in Europe hasn't?
Best scientists, best artists (well if you count the Italians that went to France), best military history and, they have a superpower, the mere MENTION of France will throw amerimutts and third worlders in such an anger that their greasy hands will furiously type all sorts of stupid comments, as seen ITT.
Now dare depict them in a good light as I just did, and the average amerimutt will drown in his own feces and tears at the mere sight of this post.

they know how to party

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>Ross: Correct ! Quel est le travail de Chandler ? [Les filles se regardent]
>Rachel : Oh non, c'est un truc qui a un rapport avec les chiffres.
>Monica : Et la transformation.
>Rachel : Oui, et il a aussi une petite malette.
>Ross : 10 secondes, il faut répondre ou vous perdez.
>Monica : Ce truc doit avoir un rapport avec la transformation.
>Rachel : Il est... il est développateur !
>Monica : Mais enfi nce mot-là n'existe pas ! Je vais trouver, on va y arriver ! [Ross arrête le chrono...] Nooonnnnn !"

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basé et rougepillé

you guys had the best theme songs. It reminds me of a time when you weren't mutt infested. Back when the French hating on other French was the national pasttime. You started this shit. Importing wogs from your colonies because you couldn't win a cup on your own. Zidane, the GOAT, he's an Algerien. Egalité,fraternité y liberte. It's a noble principle but you failed and you dragged us along in the process. Now all of Europe is Gibs me people infested shitholes. Frogs and Bongs: you are the same. haughty, snooty bastards who don't know the first thing about food. Go fuck yourselves.

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As someone who mostly post on Yea Forums, I just have to say fuck France. They are the most cucked nation, with the most cucked developers.

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not in France, seethe more mutt

why? very nice people.

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youtu.be/jW3oTL5dVgY?t=80

based

Excellent

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ARE YOU READY TO MAN UP?

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Hottest fucking sluts in the world, holy shit. My visit to France was godsend. Extremely cute and VERY promiscuous little sluts.

Even the cat is fucking disgusted

basé

Is that supposed to be a woman?

Love the expression of the cat :
"WTF my masters are now ruled by an animal ?"

Yeah, thats a french woman alright

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Is Paris as bad as they say it is?

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I actually moved to France for a year, I worked in a Parisian school as an English teacher. Wonderful people, very welocming. Here's a picture of my class.

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>three posts
Can't be bothered to count them but it's MUCH more than three.
And they jumped out at me for two reasons:
Because they are among the first posts of the threads
And because, as a /int/ poster it's just always the same thing, whenever there is a thread about a european country or europe as a whole, you WILL see at least one or two american flags post some dumb shit about black cocks, interracial or whatever their sick brain is currently being fed, and it's really only americans, even americans lite (canadians) barely do that.
It's just all so tiresome, just look at this thread.

I thought the United States and France were close?

Yeah yeah there are a lot of Africans in France but does any of you know why?

>Docteur Pavelle, Gendarmerie Nationale, pour vous servir.
>Il est pas seul vous savez m'sieur l'inspecteur.
>Mais dites-donc, je vois pas vos amis. Où ils sont cette fois.
>C’est pas des amis.
>C’est pas grave, même tarif pour tout le monde ! ALLEZ HOP embarquez-moi tout ça.
>Encore un coup du mercenaire, c’est ça.
>La bande du Masqué, oui.
>Bène ! ENCORE BENE ! Toujours Bène ! Ah il nous en aura fait voir de toutes les couleurs celui-là.

>Et alors maintenant c’est très simple. Le premier qui parle, il gagne le gros lot. PAF ! Le droit de rester à bord. Alors, par qui on commence.

>Il se demande peut-être pourquoi tu vas lui tirer dessus avant de le jeter dehors.
>Et vous vous êtes qui ? HEIN ?! Nom, Prénom, Adresse, date de naissance ! Et que ça saute !
>Ça c’est pas grave. Ce qui compte c’est le plan. Quand on avait pas de masque tu t’en fichais bien. Pas vrai ?!
>Mais alors ce masque, si je vous l’enlève, comme ça, TAC, ça vous tue pas.
>Faut croire..en tout cas ça peut faire très mal.
>Mais dites-donc, vous êtes un GRAAAAND gaillard vous.
>Pour toi p’têt. En même temps c’est pas bien dur.
>Et alors maintenant que, hein, CLAC-CLAC, maintenant que vous êtes pris au piège comme un rat, un rat, un petit rat ignignignignigni…vous allez faire quoi maintenant ? Hmmm, Vous allez faire quoi ? C’est quoi la suite du programme ?
>Bah déjà on va écraser cet avion.
>Ah non !
>Et, sans survivants hein.
>AH NON !
>Ah si
>AH NON !
>Ah si
>Ah me touchez pas hein ! AH !

>Nan nan, toi tu reste là. Faut quelqu’un dans l’épave frangin, tu piges.
>Oh faut pas avoir peur m’sieur Pavelle. Faut garder ça pour plus tard.

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Yes. Look up Paris Syndrome. Asian tourists literally go into shock because they were expecting a beautiful European city and instead find themselves in an ugly polluted African dumpsterfire. Doesn't help that the native French are assholes that burn down their own city on a weekly basis.

Now that Notre Dame has burned there's even less to see there.

>Exarchopoulos
>French

white guilt

Because the French are cucks

basé

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free wifi

Part of being white is having the burden of uplifting the lesser races, which you people have forgotten

Americans on the internet usually have nothing but contempt and hate for us. They spout all kind of dumb memes thinking they're funny or original, just like this guy, He's not the meanest but probably the least funny and least original of the bunch.
But it's alright because they do that with almost every other country, which is why they're so hated and harsh treated on /int/.

As for real life americans, their government insults us, spies on us, tries to drag us in stupid wars and humiliate us in the pettiest ways if we have the balls to tell them to fuck off.
And, you know, this very anglo attitude to rewrite history to their convenience. Needless to say we are rarely the winners in such rewritings.

I didn't know it was this bad. Would I not be welcomed there as a tourist?

the world will never take our bond from us

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Lol, of course you would be welcomed, I mentionned internet americans and the american governments, not random americans.
Besides, that was my own opinion, the average frenchoid isn't as aware as I am.
Just don't go to Paris, get lost in some shitty gettho and then make a thread about how France is basically an african colony

being one of the wolrd wealthiest and open countries in the world with a deep colonial past

Excellent

Someone post that WWII cartoon of blacked Paris

twitter.com/hashtag/TakeAMovieToFrance?src=tren

found where OP got his idea

kek

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Does France have any pure gingergfs left for me? Please answer me fellow Frogs.

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le most based commissaire

I liked Banlieue 13

>there are anglos RIGHT NOW in this very thread who will never be able to watch and understand Kaamelott
Is there anything more tragic in this world?

putain ça sort d'où ça?

D'ici.

Not even 1 thing in this post is true.

Bonaparte - french

du pur génie Vive la France

youtube.com/watch?v=BSkUq-3JF3M

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Bonjour monseur pavel
Je mapelle AIC. Jai un frere et vous taim aller a la piscine au weekend.

homme noir basé

yes, but not for long

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>sseth here

diversity wins
tv incels can cry all they want

Bàsed

ferme ta gueule crétin

Pour moi c'est Jean Reno dans Wasabi.

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Fuck diversity. It's lame past a certain point

Generous free money to immigrants

Is it wrong that I'm starting to have fetish about american being insecure over black peoples ?

Since I'm going on Yea Forums Im getting more and more aroused about all those incels getting obsessed with black people fucking their women or whatever, just thinking about their inferiority complexes make my dick goes diamond.

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Based Kaamelott poster.

>Best French comedy

Prove me wrong

protip: you can't

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I think you are just going insane. Also come to Europe it's impossible to feel inferior to the immigrants

It's just disappointment at areas turning into shit

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Why are French people so stupid?

>youtube.com/watch?v=ore1e6mUMAM

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how the fuck is her kid so black if only the dad was a nigger

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il était half algérien btw

You misunderstood me, I don't fetishisize black migrant fucking white womens on the contrary, I fetichisize the insecurities of american incels on Yea Forums being obsessed by migrants, that's different.

Also I'm French

People here either unreasonably hate them and their country, or suck french cock like no tomorrow. Kinda like how people treat japan.
t. je suis français

That’s an acid facial waiting to happen.

Thankfully it seems to be a Londonese (paki) thing more than a Parisian (algerian) thing so you don't really see it happen in France.

Yeah they just torch churches instead

this is too good

And mostly for the same reasons

>parents watch this on tv
>find it funny
>watch it myself and find it amusing as well
>get Redpilled
>Redpilled them too
>now all of us change the channel when it comes on
Life used to be simpler...

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opinion sur les métisse?

W...wait a minute, this isn't a film board at all

>(((french))) tv and cinema
You want to know why they can't produce anything? Jews control absolutely all media inFrance including ceinema and TV, they produce absolute drivel because they only hire jews and they don't need to have any talent or experience. The state of (((french))) cinema is so bad it has to be state funded.

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This guy know it

Based.

Yeah, you're insane. Leave Yea Forums for a bit, have sex, get a hobby, anything really.

There's this french porno I watched, was pretty hot, I know the story but I can't find it for the life of me.
Oh well, it will live on in my memories

>I know the story but I can't find it for the life of me.
What was the story?

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It was about how this girl becomes a part of this family and completely turns their lives around. The story follows a reporter who interviews each of the family members and they tell her how she changed their lives.
First the girl becomes friends with the daughter and they have sex with multiple partners, She ends up becoming a pornstar and banging her brother I think
She then seduces the mother who becomes a lesbian and lives with a bunch of women, the mother also rubs the reporter's pussy
The girl also seduces the father and he becomes a pimp
The brother ends up working at a sex shop or something

i had rough gay sex with a french man visiting new york once, he bottomed

> basé posteur
ferme ta gueule ducon

What the fuck is this degenerate shit? i prefer good ol' Christian porn thank you very much.

Sounds great. Pity we don't have a name for more to enjoy

Sounds kinda familiar. Do you have an idea of when it was made, approximately?

>UK/France thread
>mutts bump it spamming their cuck fetish

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Late 90's
I have a very strong feeling it had Katsuni in it, she was only in one or two scenes I think

AYYYOOOOOO! BONJOUR, NIGGAS!!!!

>Katsuni
>Late 90's
She started in early 00s and her name was Katsumi back then.
It should be in that list: fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Céline_Tran#Pornographique_(sélection)

>OI DONT SHART UP ME THREAD
stop seething bongoloid permavirgin, no one cares. you're just mad that user is getting all the franco boipucci

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>thinly veiled cuck thread
ehehehehe

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Could be from the early 2000's and maybe it wasn't her. I do remember an asian actress in it though

Pour vous.

Prolo-kino

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>dubosc
>kino
je pari que tu as aimé tout le monde debout sale merde

>Essential Dubosc-core

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coule

youtube.com/watch?v=SBHjSsjWuM4

autobus molestor

A few years ago I read something about a French sitcom or dramedy that did an episode where the family went to a nudist colony and were just naked the whole time. I meant to investigate further but forgot all about it until now. Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

BAINS?

>acid facial waiting to happen
fuckin' kek. I'll steal this one.

"Jonah hillistein is a little fat fuck "

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I don't like France.

>tfw you'll never go out with a young Charlotte Gainsbourg
youtube.com/watch?v=LEQHeuF9TPc

based and redpilled

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TG PUTAIN MDRRRRRRRRRRRR

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KAAMELOTT GENERAL #158
GAUVIN EDITION

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a daring synthesis
>tfw no Kaamelott general on Yea Forums

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>be me
>watch the science of sleep
>"thats literally me in real life"
>charlott gainsborg becomes waifu tier to me
>years later
>she does a hardcore sex scene where she gets double penetrated by two niggers

Cant trust french women

Kino

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Les jumelles > les autres

>open country
i have to tear myself apart just to get a visa to france

French TV used to be based : youtube.com/watch?v=HkVhN64dyd8

This youtube.com/watch?v=YnAvtozSnN8

Dead country filled with africans and muslims.

Est-ce qu'il y a plus Reddit que TPMP sur la télé française?
Pendant qu'on y est, qui est /notremec/ Booba ou Kaaris?

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TPMP c'était assez drôle avant qu'ils ne passent sur C8, plein de bon banterre.

I think it’s in Fais pas ci, Fais pas ça.

This thread has been reported for being off-topic

>Mentionning Club Dorothée and pure kino in the same sentence.
Wow. Talk about some meme generation there.

>pour moi c'est Moundir

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not subtle enough, enjoy your 3-day

Thanks very much user

You're the one who shitposts on /pol/ right?

Woke 4d understanding of my country
Bazé

youtube.com/watch?v=iaWluZFmKbU

This was my summer. I used to watch cartoons on club Dorothée while my mother was cleaning the windows outside. Then I went out and mapped the whole area. Sometimes I met a kid. Either we would be friend or we would fight. I made a camp once only to find out someone else had nested in it the day after. And when I saw him he was bigger than me, but I was not going to let go of my shit just like that. We ended up making friends and finding a deserted bird's nest with some eggs in it. The mother bird was lying dead next to it.He wanted to take the eggs home and put him in his jeans pants which were so tight they were instantly kaputt.We fought a lot of times over the years. over bicycles, over marbles, over girls. Shit was cash.

Don't worry already got a 3 day on another board for posting the exact same thread, apparently 'off-topic', so to be a cunt I thought I do the same here, fair's fair

1/2 chinese, 1/4 italian, 1/4 french

algerian jew

basques

greek

1/2 algerian jew, 1/2 swedish

spanish

1/2 cameroonese, 1/2 breton (celt)

spanish

alberian berber

italian

moroccan jewish

belgian flemish

1/2 senegalese, 1/4 belgian, 1/4 mosellan (german) ; ivorian

1/2 algerian, 1/2 spanish

There are no longer french people in France.

The worst it that it's all true

Okay muttboy

ALL ARE

F R E N C H
L
A
Y

I'm French and I feel so alienate from this shithole and the current state of its 'culture', I don't relate to any of it at all in any way whatsoever, I feel so much contempt for the French NPCs who accept all this garbage. All I can think about is getting the fuck out of here. The socialists and kikes ruined everything.

Imagine being this obsessed with race.And labelling them by country nonetheless. What do you think about racemixing? Logically speaking, it's the better choice no? You don't want to spawn downies.

If you want a piece of french absurdity there's this:

3 weeks ago there was the european election. The departement (administrative division) where the french "far right", "racist" and "islamophobic" party realized it's best score was Mayotte with 45% (againt 23% on national level).

Pic related is how Mayotte looks like. It's an island near Madagascar and its population is 98% black muslim.

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Based

>Vehlmann is a cuck
good lord why, I grew up reading his comics

here the explanation: niggers don't vote.

Turnout there was 30% against 50% on national level, yes. But as I said 98% of the population is black muslim, so the white vote was too weak to sway the total vote as you might suggest.

Putain c'est magnifique

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same, friend

it's just democratic shitposting

>reddit tier

cope

ta bite est petit OP

there is more goodwill in twilight threads than in french threads, that tells a lot about zoomer generation.

Because France still controls all of its african colonies and free entry is one of the benefits of being in a French crypto colony. In turn France greatly benefits, for example, almost all of France's uranium was just taken from Gabon. Most the Africans came from the 60s to 80s. Paris has been black longer than you've been alive.

Unjustly mocked for their capitulation to the Nazis when they had no good options. Not nearly mocked enough for their current dumbass policies.

Twilight is not happily guillotining itself and becoming Brazil( but worse). USA the same btw

So it's a lot more tragic

>we've always been niggerlovers you bigots
nice

>eldest daughter of the church
>stabs daddy and steals the family car
>crashes it into a pole

it's true though

but i thought it was a board for cinema and tv shows, why everything has to be centered around cucked fantasies? it's like people are npcs falling into a conformism to cope with their lonliness.

>Claude Verneuil, a Gaullist notary, and his wife Marie, a Catholic bourgeois from Chinon, are parents of four daughters: Isabelle, Odile, Ségolène, and Laure. The three eldest are already married to men, each one of a different religion and a different ethnic origin: Isabelle married Rashid Ben Assem, an Algerian Muslim lawyer, Odile married David Benichou, a Sephardi Jew entrepreneur, and Ségolène married Chao Ling, a Han Chinese banker who is open to all religious beliefs.
>The Verneuils, in despair, put all their hope in their youngest daughter Laure, that she will bring home a Catholic partner, going so far as to arrange an "accidental" meeting with Xavier, a young Catholic man who works in finance. However, Laure reveals that she had already chosen a partner named Charles Kofi, and wishes to marry him. Laure's parents are overjoyed and readily forgive his occupation as a comedian and actor. On the first meeting, however, they are shocked when they discover that the man to whom their daughter is engaged is a West African from the Ivory Coast.

what the fuck france

>a Gaullist
there it is, gotta appreciate the research they made. Gaullists are the biggest cucks I ever heard of.