What would you do if they job punk'd you?

I unironically think it'll be kino

>imagine thinking that $100 is worth being humiliated on the biggest streaming site

How pathetic are you?

GDPR isn't a think in America, otherwise the whole thing would have to be staged in the first place since you're not allowed to film people without telling them first. They'll still most definitely pay and get their consent to be in the show, though.

Nogs and spics don't go to interviews anyway, so this show will most likely just be blue collar white folks.

>hey bro here's $50 for wasting your time and getting your hopes of a actual job opportunity
wow based thanks hollywood

sauce? inquiring to better my job prospects.

>hi, we received a job application from you
>yeah
>so we'd like to invite you to an interview
>cool dog
>except we won't JUST A PRANK BRAH
>oh shit

Whom is this supposed to entertain?

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This can end only well.

It's even worse than that, the show won't tell to those involved that it's a prank right off the gate.
>Each episode of this terrifying and hilarious prank show takes two complete strangers who each think they're starting their first day at a new job. It's business as usual until their paths collide and these part-time jobs turn into full-time nightmares.

veruca james

Reminds me of CBS' "The Job" which got canned after 2 episodes in 2013

inquisitr.com/533833/cbs-reality-show-the-job-cancelled-for-being-too-depressing-real/

Remember when pranks were either self harm or scaring the fuck out of randoms on the street?

>Imagine reading my post and thinking I insinuated that the offered amount would be worth it
Some people will accept the hundred bucks and we won't see the people who won't agree to it. It's like the "dumb american" interviews they show in the talking shows, all the people who gave a correct answer get cut out for entertainment purposes.

I wear the suit I wore to formal in high school for job interview (singular because I’ve only been called for one interview since graduation haha kill me), and my shoes are too small and I’m too much of an awkward sperg to go shoe shopping and my feet hurt after walking for an hour between the bus station and the interview place and back because I don’t have a car and I had blisters on my heels for days. Thank you for reading my blog

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So they actually hire them as a prank? That's fucking awful.

>"On this episode of Prank Encounters, user thinks he finally found a job that will give him financial security and enough money for him to move out of his mom's house, but he's in for a HUGE surprise when he gets here."

*cameras cut to a kiddie pool filled with horse semen above a trap door*

Carbanaro Effect does it as well

I'm liking these threads so far, hopefully Netflix doesn't pussy out and cancels it.

>talking shit when the show is scaring the shit out of you
Nice to know that you will definitely never leave your parent's house now LMAO

Imagine not knowing in 20fucking19 that all TV shows are scripted.

Wowie zowie

that's wrong tho, you can film someone without their permission but you're not allowed to display their identity online for profit without their permission.

Mocking people trying to find work? It's bound to be positively recieved dood!

Remember that reality show in the UK where they had their contestants try to survive in the Scottish highlands or whatever and didn't tell them the show had already been cancelled early and taken off the air while they were still out there? So they kept thinking the world was watching them when they were really just eating grass and drinking creek water for nothing.

It got so bad that locals were complaining about oddly well-dressed hobos in brand-name fall and winter layers sneaking into their towns and taking leftover meals from dumpsters and stealing snacks and drinks from cottage yards.

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>society is collapsing
>people are dying from lack of employment
>millions of illegal pouring across border to drive up rent and take jobs that don't exist
>suicides on the rise
>tax revenue and debt collapsing
>housing market on the edge of collapse
>WW3 on the doorstep
>dystopia has become real
>global warming extinction event on the horizon
>spoiled rich mutant kid spends the last hours of humanity trolling people desperate to earn enough money to eat for the few remaining hours humanity has left on this dying rock
Is this what doom kino looks like?

So this show is going to be

>randos show up for a menial job doing warehouse work or retail in a pop up shop
>Kerrraaazy management ideas and keeeerrrraaazy staff they have to work with
>keerrrraaazy customers being kerrraaazy,
>It's just a prank bro, there's no job, lol
but my rent...
>It's just a prank!
but
>a prank!

Now that's a fucking prank. Forgetting to tell the cunts the show is canceled.

If they don't cancel it then it's probably just going to be full of actors.

IANAL but afaik you can't film people's faces in public, as that would lead to having possible identification data, no matter if you use it for personal reasons or professional (Yeah I know probability of you getting in trouble is 0, but it's written down the way it is). And you certainly MUST indicate that you're filming / taking pictures in private places, ie an office where this show would take place. That doesn't apply to employees (Like professors getting their picture taken for the faculty website or whatever since it's a reasonable part of their job) but you still can't facial recognition film factory workers for example.

Also with all the pussy SJW stuff Netflix has been pushing out I highly doubt these people won't be better off after the show than before. I can just see it ending like

>"Yeah he got pranked hard! But then we got him a job not only which he applied for, but much better!"
>Camera shot to some company that paid for what is essentially product placement, showing the guy as a happy camper
>Guy in the end with a new job and a couple of thousand bucks (which is fucking nothing for Netflix) for agreeing to be in show crying tears of joy

It will be just another heartfelt "White people renovating houses" but for jobs and nothing more.

Literally a lawsuit waiting to happen lmao

>pretends to woke up as a marginalized tranny and proceeds to sue the everloving shit out of netflix

isn't this the patriotic way?

>apply to job

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Hope some nigger chimps out and kills the little goblin in a fit of rage
Now that would be kino

Why weren't they told? Were everyone on the production company just fired and everyone thought someone else told the competitors? Furthermore, why didn't the cast notice a full lack of camera crew?

This would have been a smash hit in the UK, we love depressing reality kino - just look at the number of shows we have about debt and property reclamation etc.

>Imagen thinking prank shows a real

I think it is more likely the show ends when some poor bastards who has been desperately seeking for job offs himself after being pranked is the final straw in his miserable existence.

"Can't Pay, we'll take it it away" is property reclamation kino.

Imagine hoping to get a job as automation and waves of mass illegal immigration decimates the job market. Imagine thinking an ordinary person can afford to survive in this dying clown world.

You most certainly can't film people doing their jobs. I had a stern talking to when I proposed we have drones flying around and facial recognition the useless workers who are bogging down the production and can them based on productivity.

Fucking commie

Give me one example where he ruined them.

Actually it's the workers who are commies who think they can fuck around and not do their jobs and get paid CEO level salaries. I wish they granted me the budget to automate the whole fucking thing.

> muh CEO
yup, commie confirmed

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Give me one example where I said he "ruined them"?
Making a Frozen Yogurt shop start selling Shit flavored yogurt is fucking with them

Why are you fucking illiterate? 8/10 if bait, I'm legitimately frustrated.

who the fuck is this neanderthal?

It got people in the shop. Tv exposure is gpod exposure. In fact if im ever in that part of L.A. I'll go. "Pranking" people like this is fucking stupid.

When you get to the glorious point in time, when all manufacturing is automated, how will people purchase the stuff you do when no one is employed, thus having no money to buy anything. At that point in time, the only solution is to give stuff free for people.

>IANAL
what?

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I really hope they dont

Reminds me of this.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Reality_TV_Swindle
>Believing someone called Nik Russian

Do what, look presentable?

>Furthermore, why didn't the cast notice a full lack of camera crew?

They were still filming, they just weren't airing. Presumably for contractual reasons but low ratings was what made stop airing the show. They were filming for a show that was never going to air, basically. The contestants didn't even know about Brexit or who won the 2016 U.S. presidential election since they were out of the loop for 12 months.

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it means he's a redditor

Without hopefully starting a shitstorm...is a person like this really considered white/of european origin in the USA ?

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So it sounds like they have a makings for a potentially decent docu series at their hands there.

Is this for unemplyable neets and mom's attic dwellers to feel better about themselves?

>wagie
Imagine being so much of a loser you write this unironically.

denbts

in order to show their faces they have to sign off on it. they probably end up getting paid for being pranked after the cameras are done rolling.

I thought that was Zendaya in one of her woke dressing up modes

This can't be real, right? I thought that leftists were pro working class and hated the notion of rich, well-to-do people fucking with poor people struggling to get by in life.

If this is real, is there any outcry from these leftists about this show?

>I thought that leftists were pro working class
Where have you been for the last decade? Modern leftists are just anti-white males. That's pretty much their entire philosophy.

Unemployed people have no money to hire (((lawyers))) anyway

>I thought that leftists were pro working class and hated the notion of rich

Why do you think this is made by leftists?

>That's pretty much their entire philosophy.

Have you read any socialist philosophy?

user, twitter screenshots you see on /pol/ don't represent an entire ideology

I would hope the prosucers would help the person find work in whatever field they were appying in. Otherwise they are just giving them a shitty reality show job as a one time deal.

I hope he and the rest of the ugly mutts from the show (especially the two kikes) shoot themselves with large caliber bullets.

I knew Nathan Fielder, sir. And you are no Nathan Fielder.

Epic. Simply epic.

Probably sue them because they never asked for my consent

>White people can be whiny little shits over nothing too

After years spent here, this shouldn't be new knowledge to you.

If a lawyer thinks he can get a big payday for this he will do it for free on the condition he gets a big slice of any settlement. It's what all the ambulance chasers that advertise during daytime TV do, they know the audience is poor so their offer is they only get paid if they win.

pretty underwhelming scene desu, that shot is pure kino though

Lel

>thtill
Muh sides

>ny times, the guardian, hillary's deplorables, etc. is just twitter screenshots from /pol/

They'd get told post fact though.

It doesn't matter if its for a tv show. If someone does that to you you can just tell them to fuck off and pursue legal action, you don't HAVE to accept what they offer. I guarantee you could easily get more money out of them with legak action than they'd pay you for your permission

FREAK

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So what happens when someone quits their current real job when they get hired for this new fake one?

It's going to be a glorious shitshow. I hope it makes it to air. I wanna watch this trainwreck.

>watch how redditarded I can make a post

I only watch shows where I can exhibit my crab bucket mentality.

Yes

>people now more then ever literally can't find jobs in most fields
>people with decent to high qualifications stuck in shitty menial jobs because no one is hiring
>boomers won't leave their positions and refuse to hire some people based on some retarded arbitary specs
>some rich spaghetti kike child actor with fucked teeth who probably can't eat solid foods and will forever be known as the ugly kid in Stranger Things thinks they should make a show belittling people trying to not starve to death
Fuck Hollywood.

He does anal

Liberals and SJW's

>outrage culture extends beyond blue haired trannys and blacks.
>hurr durr... you got angry you're just as bad as SJWs'
There's a world of difference between getting outraged about someone calling a transmission a tranny and being angry about some little shitstain making honest people jump through hoops for idiotic prank show.

You guys know this will be all fake right? Like any other reality tv.

>So for our new show, we're going to prank unemployed people
>Interesting, please continue
>Well we're going to pretend to hire someone, and when they show up for their new "job" we'll tell them that there IS no job!
>I don't know, seems a little mean-spirited
>What if we get that funny-looking kid from Stranger Things to deliver the punchline?
>Genius, approved

>mutts need suits to look even remotely human
dios mio

Funny thing is it turned into a boys vs girls comp at the end. The hunter, ex-army officer and survivalist broke off into an "all lads" group. The end few episodes were survival kino

how do you get suits, then> Inheritance? Given to you? Buy used suits?

What if el goblino is the one that is being pranked

>hey, el goblino. We are making a show about pranking people that are looking for job. wanna join
>t-thanks. things were really hard lately. puberty hit me hard and now I am not considered cute. and my parents took all my money
>haha, it is starting next month. come at 9, buy a suit too

Do you lot really wear a suit to apply for a McJob? For real?

too few people make fun of speech impediments these days,
keep up the good work.
the shit character on bazinga that no one laughs at doesn't count, since it seems to be the joke that no one laughs at it, it just becomes immediately irritating.

>shows up to the set of Stranger Things 4
>JUST KIDDING BRO, YOUR CHARACTER DIED OFF-SCREEN BETWEEN SEASONS

mutts are the same as in any other african country, they wear raggedy suits and carry ak47s on their shoulders, with someone's skull tied to their belt and a strip of albino skin threaded through their nose

>suits
>formal

I remember when a retard went to a dangerous ghetto to prank gangbangers and got shot

>all the prank victims will be white straight males, aged 19 to 36
HAHAHAHA, LOL, PRIVILEGE CHECKED WHITE BOI

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I can't stand looking at this ugly faggot. No wonder Italians were hanged.

see
i'm willing to bet 20 bucks this will happen

>Whom is this supposed to entertain?
Shitskins and illegals living off my taxes, my country and society, including POOjeet fobs benefitting from Affirmative Action and positive minority discrimination (in business too, mind you)

While they also laugh at me trying to pay the very taxes that sustains their disguting subhuman inbred filthy KEEDZ and parasitic existence

In a natural setting, the non-whites would've been raped, enslaved, killed and eaten by the whites.

Hopefully MBB and Noah Schnapp will be the next ones to commit career suicide like this.
Can't stand these kids they're shilling so much

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>I thought that leftists were pro working class and hated the notion of rich, well-to-do people
Leftists are pro non-white working class and the notion of white people period, but they love non-white rich people.

Yea Forums SERIOUSLY believes this won't be staged as fuck, if they even make it at all.

This shit is worse than Yea Forums cp2077 apartment threads, jesus fucking christ.

the fuck are you even talking about, seriously

Honestly i think its because star power is dead and name recognition means barely anything anymore. The industry is desperately trying to keep it going by bigging up new and "upcoming" literal whos, hoping they become a brand unto themselves.

Gone are the days you can cast Will Smith and expect millions just because he's in the film.

>autists sperging over expensive suits
I work as an IT project manager, when I showed up for the job interview 4 years ago, I wore a business casual attire and got hired. Just put on a nice shirt with the top two buttons undone, a blazer, some nice pants and shoes, no need for a full suit.

A full suit is too tryhard and outdated, trust me.

>mutts are the same as in any other african country, they wear raggedy suits and carry ak47s on their shoulders, with someone's skull tied to their belt and a strip of albino skin threaded through their nose
America would actually be a better place if that were true

Only tryhards and pedophiles wear suits these days

Eh it's different for IT world. Every time I went to an interview a blazer, some normal pants and a casual shirt was enough. And then my would-be boss showed up in jeans shorts and fucking flip-flops, every fucking time. Finance jobs on the other hand, they still adhere to ye olde business days, a suit and a nice watch is a must.

Still, buying one just for an interview is uncessary and a waste of money if you're on a budget, just rent it or get it for change in second hand shop, nobody can tell.

>mfw this is absolutely borderline masturbatory schadenfreude
I always knew Dustin was best boy in ST, but wow.

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maybe some based niggers will shoot up the production crew

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Depends where you work obviously. You wouldn't wear a suit to an Apple interview.

However where I work we would definitely have strong negative bias if the applicant didn't turn up suited and booted, even though our office dress code is casual.

>Tragedy struck Wednesday as Gaten Matarazzo of Stranger Things was attacked while filming on location for his new Netflix prank show, in which unsuspecting job seekers are hired for fake positions. He was rushed to the hospital for multiple stab wounds and died in surgery.
>Police say that Alexander A. Thompson, 34, killed Matarazzo in retaliation for the prank.
>According to sources, Thompson had quit his previous job and "absolutely destroyed his bridges" with his previous boss when he found out he was to be hired.

I guess you're right about finance institutions, but damn, it's just so outdated and tacky.

>Still, buying one just for an interview is uncessary and a waste of money if you're on a budget, just rent it or get it for change in second hand shop, nobody can tell.

over here, suit rentals are as expensive as buying a new suit, sometimes even more so lol

what were those monkeys doing before they got rekt?

So glad I dont work at an office, you know it's a pointless job if you have time to bicker over clothes

Do they get bonus points if they suck a few dicks on the way out?

Was there some bullet-proof parka hood invented or was that fucker just dumb?

>suit rentals are as expensive as buying a new suit, sometimes even more so
I will never understand this.

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or maybe some muzzies will mosie on in

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>You
>Sex

There are dozens of applicants for every position. If you have 7 people turn up who have made an effort and someone who turns up less so, you will bias against them. I don't understand why that's such an annoyance to people. Have you ever been involved in interview processes?

yes

>collaborate with company that might actually hire the person
>fake interview is actually real interview
>after pranks reveal the real job
>companies do it for free publicity

even if it's in front of a few people it's still humiliation without consent

why was there blood on the floor immediately, there wasn't any in the NZ thing

Yes there is. go look on reddit and Twitter

what a dick head.

What if the first day of the show he showed up to shoot and it was just one guy like “LOL JUST KIDDING YOU THOUGHT YOUD GET ANOTHER TV JOB AFTER GROWING INTO A GOBLIN?”

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>eurolsime basement dwellers on Yea Forums are literally too impoverished to afford even a single suit to wear to formal events or interviews
>probably dont own a car or have jobs
>probably dont even have active social lives

you're going to be stuck in your mothers home for a very long time, but that's normal over there

Whom
>Faggot

This is all I ever hear from people on here yet I had no trouble finding a job in even Obama's economy.

Are you sure it's just boomers and arbitrary qualifications or are most of you just too autistic to make it through an interview?

I hate to be that guy but, story?

>bought a suit in walmart
>thinks it makes him a man
>still failed the only job interview he's ever had, which was for walmart

The new left fears the unemployed because they know that's what they should be.

If i showed up to an interview hoping to turn my miserable life around and a curtain falls revealing that toothless Amerimutt holding up a "its just a prank bro lulz" I'd make Brendon Tarrant look like a chump. I'd burn down the building rape the survivors and run home to my machete and gun and kill every goddamn nigger, kike, and Muslim i see. Fuck this show. Fuck this Amerimutt and fuck NEETs

Y'all forget this is the plot of scare tactics

>get someone a sketch as fuck job
>have a dude in a suit harass them on their first day

it was pretty kino but I don't see it being as entertaining in the modern day

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nigs nog, are nogged
one nog niggles, isn't nogged

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>dude Americans and their
>*shuffles deck*
>suits
What do you wear to funerals? Your futbol jerseys?

Yeah I can't imagine being a europoor and actually living with my boomer parents lmfao. How do y'all look in the mirror and consider yourself an adult? What do you tell women when they ask if you live with anyone?

>that horrible nervous sleep the night before a job interview

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>y'all
>negro in a cardboard trailer, calls it a home

See you in Superiour Court, (((Netflix)))

greenberglaw.com/practice-areas/employer-fraud

>suit
>tacky
maybe the ones people wear these days that don't fit correctly.

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Yeah it is outdated and tacky but since boomers are still working into their 70s because they've failed to save even 10 cents for retirement despite working since they were 14 and they insist on dumb boomer shit like suits

>(((greenberg))) law

where are you at

Seethe harder gay lover.

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This is surprisingly descriptive.

id beat his libtard ass up for ruining my coal mining dreams! maga bitch!

Isn't that basically Scare Tactics?
Half of their pranks involved temp jobs.

>haha bro you've wasted your time and are still unemployed but here's 100 bucks

fuck off retard

>y’all

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Fuck off leftypol

Wearing an ill-fitting suit just irks me to no end. How fcking hard is it to pick out a suit that fits you right?

>funerals
Sorry we don’t have a shooting everyday here

The worst part is he fucking wrote it out. It's not even just a speech habit. He went to the trouble to do this.

Why do americans love mutts so much?

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I love how easy it is to make mutts seethe

>dying
>funerals
do mutts really do this?

Or better yet, get it tailored.

Its basically a Youtube prank channel but with a bigger budget.

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>Thanks for fueling good!
Kino

that's just what Italians look like

Y'all is less characters than you all, dumb dumb it is an abbreviation

fuckoff tranny larper

>gets hit by van of peace

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hasn't happened in my country, but nice try

It's a hick word made up and used by backwoods faggots is what it is.

It's the niggle, isn't it. Chicks dig the niggle.

Congrats, you saved 2 characters, fatass.

Not even the same thing and it wont just be white people getting punk'd retard

keep posting wagecuck. anything to distract you from the fact you have to go clock in for another 8 hrs monday hahahaha

No you retard
I think it's safe to say you're a neet

Kek now in the next scene have Wojak with two semi-automatics blazing

NEET isn’t an insult you retarded normie,

That ugly cunt doesn't deserve any of his success

Good lord they've started being proud of it. The cycle is complete.

he typed one more than necessary, as it is a replacement for 'you'. How many non song of the south negros say "you all". in modern English, "you" is plural and singular. only an ESL would feel the compulsion to differentiate by adding "all" to mark that ir is plural.
likely comes from originally French or Spanish speakers who have different words in their language for you singular and you plural.
Funnier still is that they commonly say "y'all y'all" to address more than one person.

It is, literally everyone who knows about your existence (probably just your mother and siblings) either laughs at you, pities you, or is disappointed by you

This user is correct.

all your countries are the same over there. It’s like arguing that something happened in California instead of Utah. It’s all America, and it’s all Europe.

>started
did you start browsing yesterday? did you somehow miss the billions of comfy neet edits?

>started
newfag

just in from facebook

I just want to work to provide my entertainment drinks and food. That's all I want....

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Can't wait, great co-workers to chat with and awesome science-related work requiring not being a brainlet. What are you doing on Monday, senpai?

>it’s bad because my fellow NPC don’t like it
literal NPCgument

>started
Where have you been?

I love shows like this. Perennial job seekers and interviewers are complete fucking losers, which is why they're always unemployed and interviewing. They either can't connect socially with employers or never stay at a job long - it's a red flag and I'm glad they're being socially shamed

>my country is soulless, that means yours is too because I say so
cope harder, mutt

Vidya

haha the guy who gets up at the end keep an eye on him at the start of the shooting he literally grabs his friend on the floor with him and forces him into a human shield posistion god damn

>thinks the world is the same as his mixed up mess of a dystopian wasteland

Alright there champ, remember to ask mom to pick up another bottle of lotion later it's getting low there I'm sure

whatever the fuck i want. not being enslaved for 8 hrs under the guise of "science"

Go dilate tranny

>science related
How much high fructose corn syrup to add to the coke dispenser.
It's the internet, just admit your real job.

First thing the nog does is check his phone lol

it's hilarious. like out of a movie.

This is quite Correct
the production company left cams for them to filmselves an iturned into Lord of the Flies pretty quickly , based guys went seperate ways ans womiin cried a lot and sold selfs for food

me on the right sliping on heads

>Europe is a country
mutt education

hey whatever it takes for pay ur bills wagey.

thats actually base for once. thanks for being an lgb ally drumpf.

but fuck trannies. they don't belong in the same category.

>has no foreskin
>cut off to mark him as a slave to the jew
>defends his enslavement

Yeah i mean its not like he could be calling the cops you dumb faggot.

>whatever the fuck i want.
So eating cheetos and playing with yourself and video games? Oof

>I contribute nothing to anyone and I boast of this
You should use that 8 hours to off yourself. Even a lazy fuck like you should be able to suicide in 8 hours.

You’re all sodomite freaks lol.

Using his homie as a human shield lol

yes more. i can taste the mad. delicious mad wagey tears. oh lookat the time, u got about 18 hrs left til u clock in!

lol, how are lesbians sodomites brainlet?

>seething wagie
Keep thinking you matter.

on to the next drug pickup/join another cReW

The lady in the segment is my coworker and she showed this to everyone in the office a few weeks back. I don’t understand why, because I would have been humiliated if this had happened to me.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dcoJwM14lgk

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Can't wait to see the first mental breakdown happen on screen
>lol dude, you just got pranked bro
>person just starts convulsing.
>"IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!"
>production teams start getting weirded out
>it gets worse
>they go into a full blown seizure
>die
>show gets sued by grieving parents.

>be me
>finally try to get off the neetbux
>find something promising
>uber to the new job site
>find out there is no job
>goblin comes out from around the corner
>tells me i've been epic pranked
I don't get it. Is this kino?

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nice

>whatever the fuck i want
So nothing of meaning or value?

I'm an analytical chemist

It pays more than bills, it pays for my trinkets, gadgets, and best of all, dates

Ahahaha I forgot about this, classic.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eden_(2016_TV_series)
It was filmed by the participants themselves, four of them were given proper cameras and the rest had gopros. They were kept totally isolated.

The big one in the corner is too cool to die doing that nigwaggle. He just lays down and accepts it.

>that .webm
That was hard to watch.

this crushes the man

I've never gotten these job interview memes, do people really have no marketable skills so they're at the mercy of impressing whatever boomer interviews them?

>trying to justify their life this hard
Kek

Leftism was created and perpetuated by the petit bourgeoisie class who desire to be elevated in authority via controlling the real working class.
Basically the middle class telling the lower class to hate the "upper class"

i wuz on tv

Why do liberals hate the working man?

>Kek
KEK

>best of all, dates
Imagine being proud of paying for a female kek

If i wanted my own comeback, I'd wipe it off your mom's face.

>implying job pranks aren't kino

youtube.com/watch?v=MYYWzy-YIMs

What is blurring someone's face for 50$?

>keep think you matter
how ironic

looooool implying slaving away 8 hrs everyday has "value" wagies never learn. better logoff soon wagie, dont want to waste ur precious free time on Yea Forums? only 18 hrs left! 8 of those for sleep, 3 i assume for food/shower/exercise etc. that leaves 7. 7 hours of ur freetime left wagey!

Enjoy clocking in tomorrow slave....er i mean employee.

Pretty based desu. Middle class is the best class. Fuck the “nobility” and their NPC enablers.

>keep think you matter

>dress up for us wagie, dont forget to show us you know the company dance
I showed up for my interview in jeans and a shirt and one week later i landed a decent hydroelectric job

>wasting your money on women
I mean its pretty sad when you put it like that user.

He's helped people tho
The ghost realtor still markets herself as such
That prosty that he bangs in the finale has to turn down offers now
Most of those business owners had no business sense, seeing as they also agreed to his retarded plans

Janitor?

Based

You only get the opportunity to impress the Boomer if you have marketable skills. Or if your dad is friends with him.

>Imagine being proud of paying for a female kek

Imagine being proud of having your maternal female pay for you

That doesn't make any sense

Feels great. Stay mad.

you balance the PH in the swimming pool.
you check bits of a factory line to make sure it is running right.
be more specific.

In my small town I tried so hard just to make ends meet. Why do I deserve this? I'm sane and just want a peaceful life wtf?....

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Top kek, it's called DISPOSABLE income for a reason you uneducated neets. Money you don't really need.

mad wagecuck realizing he just wasted 2 days worth of pay at the sad pathetic attempt to (((have sex))) fucking top kek

>decent hydroelectric job
That's code for dropping a toaster in the bathtub

>White people can be whiny little shits over nothing too.
too

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Who would kill themselves in jeans? That's what the suit is for

my last job really had a company dance

How do you lads make wagie's day just a little bit worse? I've started paying for things in coins, but I let the wagie count for me, so I just throw money on the counter and let him sort it out. Wagie huffs and puffs but I'm the customer lol

Wagies will eventually rise up in America

if u dont need it so much then why are u spending 8 hrs a day trying to get it? not to mention the 1 hour commute back and forth and 1 hour before hand waking up to get ready. damn 11 hours of ur day gone just like that. sad.

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Nobody's mad. Just looking on in confused revulsion. Don't you get bored? Aren't there things in life that you want to acquire? I legit cannot understand.

Machinist. Was it worth the 2 years of trade school and 2 years of trade uni? Probably

I analyze petroleum distillates for their content with mass spec, elemental, etc.

start your own business or move.
don't depend on what is already there or you'll never be content.

Nope its fun as fuck. Sorry you are lost and brainwashed to think you need job titles to feel alive.

Sounds really fucking boring, science is the gayest shit

i keep posting about how i never have to work again because i got in bitcoin early

Was it wall-shart or something worse?

targeting blue-collar people trying to make ends meet isn't nearly as funny as targeting shitlibs with expensive humanities degrees trying to pay off six-figure libart college debt working at a coffee shop.
>job opening at ad media firm
>170k/yr (or like 630k if the show is in SF or whatever is commensurate with being well-above cost of living) salary for intersectional gender studies specialist
i mean it writes itself

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>money is a physical representation of a man's time
>my time is disposable, I have no worth
>I just give my money back to corporations

You don't even have the option of doing anything other than hiding away in your poverty closet

>start your own business

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Now you mcwagies now how the patricians you laughed at so hard on to catch a predator felt. Does it sting wageslave? Does it?

>Aren't there things in life that you want to acquire?

This is life.

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It's only boring for brainlets. I mean yeah, it's not as fun as levelling your character to impress the females (males) in your vidya, but I enjoy it.

Sh-shut up! I at least get paid in valuable life experience!

They do not understand the concept. Every cent they get from their pitiful welfare check has to be spent on ramen and pathetic shit like video games

dont u get bored sitting at ur desk for 8 hrs everyday? i get to play video games, study future investment opportunities, text wagey girls while theyre at work, learn how to make music, code an app im working on, keep up with fashion trends so i dont look like a boring wagey cuck, all while ur sitting on ur ass doing nothing lol.

>If i showed up to an interview hoping to turn my miserable life around and a curtain falls revealing that toothless Amerimutt holding up a "its just a prank bro lulz" I'd make Brendon Tarrant look like a chump. I'd burn down the building rape the survivors and run home to my machete and gun and kill every goddamn nigger, kike, and Muslim i see. Fuck this show. Fuck this Amerimutt and fuck NEETs
The only correct response

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I've gone the jobless route. It sucks. It's boring and unfulfilling. I'm not brainwashed, I've just been in both places. I can guarantee you haven't.

do you feel that is making full use of your studies and abilities?
or do you feel like a robot could replace you

>acquire stuff and consume
Yikes

>study future investment opportunities
you mean refreshing /biz/?

You don't even have the option of doing anything other than clocking in 8 hrs everyday

>I'm not brainwashed
>needs material things to be happy

>start your own business
how out of touch are you

no, it was a fairly interesting job, and having to learn the dance just made me better at learning new dances.

A couple who found what they thought was a dead body in their hotel room sued MTV for $10m for playing an elaborate practical joke on them.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2042466.stm

>catch a predator
It should be called 'Kill a predator and drag him behind a car around the city' with a spinoff 'Castrate predator's entire extended family.'

wtf thats the most useless job ive ever heard of lol

Blue collar people are the dumbest people alive. I understand working if you get paid alot for little to no physical exertion, but manually slaving away for low wages just so you can be "apart of society" and try to do boomer things like start a family is just mega cringe

You need to drink more water. Piss is too yellow.

sure thats one of them, /biz/ has helped me in quite a few investments actually. AMD being one of them u should google it. great stock the past year. doubled my money in it. poor wagey too busy working to keep track of the stock market though.

Those business owners had the option to say no to Nathan and they were retarded for listening to him

I think people are just over the "interview process" because it's showing its age and its lack of application to a mass population, resulting in a meat grinder which devalues human life. It's one of the cogs in the societal machine that's been subverted to benefit already well-ff baby boomers at the expense of young people just trying to enter into life.

All science is largely useless, that's why it survives in state money

>needs food and shelter to be happy
I mean.. yeah

With writing like that, I think you would be perfect for our new position! It pays 90k and we want you to start Monday!

OH never mind, I was just fooling you wagie. That's a little game us free men like to play on the enslaved classes. Smile for the camera wagecuck! You're gonna be famous!! Maybe then you'll be able to get Mr. Shekelstein to hire you. Another day, another dollar, another valuable life experience.

A robot could definitely replace me eventually, since it's mostly a problem-solving job. However, when that time comes, most non-creative jobs will already have been replaced and we're all sitting on governmentbucks or rioting.

>implying I sit at a desk
>implying I don't do all of that shit too

what else ya got?

I do, I literally get paid time off to do whatever I want cuck, and it doesn't have to be jerking off or playing pirated video games because now I can actually afford stuff

I was just asking lol. I do it too

>needs material things to he happy
Big old YIKES from me.

That's because you need a few more brain cells to understand. Sadly, your parents didn't bless you with those.

thats why youll always be a wagey. no critical thinking skills. dont know how to think for yourself. its fine someones gotta dig the ditches and flip the burgers around here. that is until the robots do it better.

>get progressively sicker as the interview approaches
>night before literally coughing up blood so bad that sleep is impossible
>have to cancel and reschedule for the following week
>get given a token interview and find out a month later from someone inside the company that the position was already filled during that week
I
AM
FINE

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hehe
look at youtubers, professional gamers, streamers, all those mindless turds that just start doing something and keep doing it. they are the successful ones now.
business doesn't have to employ anyone but you
even if you're making 10 bucks a week from it, it is still more than you have now.
when I started out, I made ten bucks a month and within a year I had my own house, car and I was married to my childhood sweetheart with twins on the way.

>neet stock trader taking /biz/ advice
>investing in Indian video game companies
Oh no no no lmfao this is the most embarassing post I've seen in awhile

>doubled my money
You got a 20 dollar return from your 10 dollar investment? Lmfao

Unkess youre doing the opposite of what /biz/ says you are dumb as fuck.

Howdy Vincent, good to know they let you post from jail.

Cope.

Now imagine my position, I get paid time off 24/7. I'm getting YOUR money from the government RIGHT NOW. And I use it MASTURBATE TO ANIME while you slave away

6 more hours of free time left wagey. better logoff soon!

Sour grapes you pathetic fucking loser, a complete and total failure at life you are

>don't have a job
>not getting paid
>end up on prank show
>still no job
>get paid better for the time being pranked than the job would have given you for the same time

nothing is being lost. they end in the same jobless position they started but get a few paid days of work out of the prank.

I own my own business, you avocado toast eating pedo. I mean, why didn't we genocide every millenial? What is their point?

Literally a boomer post

lol what story do you think there is? its just another day in the hood.

>needing time off to enjoy the things you slaved away for

thats a yikes senpai.

blessed me with enough to know not to work some boring useless job like that for 8 hrs everyday lol

>part time jobs
So all of these jobs only require a GED as your qualification

This guy probably blew all his neet bucks on /biz/ shitcoins and now googled what stock to use in his example

>/biz/ recommending AMD ever
>/biz/ even talking about stocks outside of SMG
lurk more faggot

T. Brainwashed drone

>ugly jews mocking and humiliating hard working gentiles
This is news now?

Why are NEETs always pedos?

Is it because women are repulsed by them and they think little girls are too dumb to be?

You say that as if that isn't the best generation this world has ever seen. Back to Fortnite, child.

>doubling my money while i get all the free time in the world while u post about how mad u are working 8 hrs everyday

oh no no no rofl sad post senpai

yall is southern not onions.

>All these NEET copes

TOP KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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better find your way to something else then, don't sit around waiting to be redundant

And they wonder why anti semitism is on the rise.

Weak and redundant. What else ya got?

ebaying your old boomer suits isnt a "business" wagie baby

>it's teh BOOMERS fault I'm a NEET and have no life prospects

No it's your fault, perhaps your parents are at fault a bit for raising someone who turned out like you but it's predominantly your fault

Its been culturally appropriated by s0ys

its more like they think they deserve to be put into management or supervisory roles right out of the gate. an MBA is *NOT* a qualification to jump straight onto the executive track, just like an MD is not a license to practice medicine and a JD is not an admission to practice law. you gotta put in your fucking time, jump through the hoops and grease all the appropriate orifices before you get a seat at the table.

More like the most kike loving generation

lmao this is the most boomer post ive ever read. i bet youre a "young conservative" and listen to ben shapiro religiously. goddamn those muslims haha!

All you CAN do is watch anime, you probably can't even afford a subway ticket

Yes, Day of le Rope anyday now millenial, so close in fact that jews have started to buy rope making companies stocks.

Who are you quoting?

Weak response.

literally doubled my money off AMD alone. made 1000% in one month on others (admittedly lucky). dont need to work 8 hrs everyday or at all ever now. i make fun of wagies on here because they refuse to learn or accept another way of life is possible.

I can afford that and more, because I get a tithe from you and every other wagie. I can masturbate into dollar dollar bills. I think I'll do that right now.

5 hrs 30 mins and counting. dont make ur boss mad by being late!

Does lying to online strangers help with that emptiness feeling?

Ok liar. Post your portfolio to prove it.

Lmao, try to seethe a bit less, if you get a stroke you don't have healthcare to mend your ruptured ass back to health.

hows that humanities degree working out for you, xer?

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Fine you win. You're too stupid even to troll.

>needing to slave away at work for healthcare in case u slip and fall

lmao why to americucks vote against their own interests?

Wasnt this thread about a netflix show?

>admits to trolling
Kys

Nice copepost.

> stroke
Sorry, I’m not an ancient waste of space.

this is the funniest thread on Yea Forums right now

How is it in my interest to keep parasites alive? Right now in America if NEETs get sick they die, just as God intended.

u literally have to work to get health insurance. rofl

>Kino
kill yourself, reddit tourist

those "parasites" turn into steve jobs, lebron james, elon musk, jay-z. lol retard wtf do u have the brain of a 12 year old?

>I live off other people's scraps WAGIES BTFO!!!!
Oof

They are, because oral sex is also sodomy by definition, but then that also makes most straight people sodomites too.

Can we go back to the suit thing? What kind of sperg wears a suit to an interview? I get it if you're applying for a judicial or legal position, or to be a suit salesman, but everywhere else is a joke.

I'll get right on that.

>i spend the little free time i have posting on Yea Forums about how working is good

yikes

based yikes poster

Yeah America still has some respect for people with jobs, we're not taxed at 50% like Yurop so it's worth it to make a high salary, if I was born in Yurop I'd probably be a NEET too

No they don't, NEETs are always shiftless losers who have no ambition. When Steve Jobs was unemployed he was making his garage in an office, not jerking off to cartoons

Gang hit. The guy in the top left was a 65 year old bystander. He died as did one of the three gangbangers.

why would u work now? the future is either robots doing everything for us, or the world ending by 2050 because wagey boomers didnt want to change and adapt.

I only work Mon-Wed, I have plenty of time to shitpost and plenty of money to do stuff

>he was making his garage in an office
Sounds like gainful employment.

actually if u make a high salary, u are in fact taxed 50% WITHOUT free health insurance lol americucks never learn

>NEETs are always shiftless losers

thats a yikes senpai. bill gates and steve jobs are the only reason youre able to post on here at all right now

It's literally NEET autism, working off old stereotypes because their only interaction with people is old movies which use said stereotypes

But he's so talented!

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LMAO really? You can’t make this shit up

>I only work Mon-Wed

shit job broke boy confirmed. u shouldnt be cucking for wageys bro.

Nope, it's yurocuck cope. With tax writeoffs I actually get a lot of money back once a year, paycheck deductions for the welfare programs average out to around 30% taxes

All jobs are shit, wagie. Cope.

I hate this meme

>wagey boomers didnt want to change and adapt.
Wagey boomers didn't want to give Freeeee™ shit to every millenial piece of shit berniebro. I see no problem with that, and can't wait to shovel millenialcucks into living boxes the size of coffins because they cannot afford rent.

there's no tax in my country, because we aren't slaves from birth to death like you freaks. that you defend it makes it far more pathetic.

if ur only taxed 30% u dont have a "high salary" wagey. back to work for your promotion maybe then youll reach a higher tax bracket!

A rare somalian poster?

yup and ur next buddy once they have no one left to shovel. at least berniebros know every other developed country in the world is able to give its people healthcare.

I know you're a NEET which means you have no motivation but do some research into how taxes work. Maybe try talking to someone real, in person, about it to improve your social skills...

where the fuck has no tax? wtf?

tax cuckold cope
>I only give slightly less money to the state against my will

sad wagey goes to work in hopes of making friends and staying motivated, yet is relegated back to posting to strangers on the internet about his taxes. LMAO

>How fcking hard is it to pick out a suit that fits you right?
no suits off the rack fit anyone right
they're designed for as many people as possible, hence why the arm holes are giant gaping maws when a bespoke suit will neat fit your and so the suit won't ride up past your navel if you so much as happen to raise your arm a little.
Tailors still exist: buy the closet RTW shit you can and get a guy to edit it further to fit.
If you can't afford anything better, this is the best thing you can do and the difference is astronomical (for the better).

no it's a phrase that automatically says that the user is fob from reddit

christ you two. trollin like there's no tomorrow.

They don't speak to women, that's why you see all the incel seethe on these boards. NEETs are both sexually and socially rejected

haha ive grown bored once again the wagey entertainment value is very low. off to do whatever the fuck else i want with my free time since i dont have to work tomorrow! bye Yea Forums :)

Oh boy time for nothing of value!

elvis has left the building

clearly there are arguments for both working, and not working. like everything the truth is somewhere in the middle. surely we no longer need to work 40 hours a week anymore. this isnt the 1920's. but zero work would also be a disaster. automation and technology advancements allow us to no longer slave 8 hrs a day but we still need a reason to advance as not everyone is as motivated as steve jobs or jay z to become a billionaire genius business job creator. i see a future with maybe 3 day work weeks and yes *gasp* free healthcare.

Nope, America will NEVER have """free""" healthcare, back to /r/Sanders

I'll have you know I prefer /r/femdom

the only reason it costs so much is because of insurance, and the only reason insurance exists is because it costs so much. and round and round we go. it's a big (((scam)))

quite a few countries around the world. you are told that everywhere is the same so you don't immediately revolt.

>automation and technology advancements allow us to no longer slave 8 hrs a day
You're thinking like a human being. How about we keep those hours and then just cut the amount of employees working? Now THAT'S boomer business sense.

had a suit tailor made from scratch.
worn it twice.
maybe i'll be buried in it