Choose your moonfu

"And I didn't need a MAN to get here"

Bottom left is probably the best lay desu

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they're deliberatley ugly
NASA don't want any embarrasing space copulations occuring

2, 8, or 11

The lady with the stick fence from Blair Witch Project, far left in the middle

Don't denigrate the accomplishments of an entire gender, user. Especially when one woman single-handedly took the fist picture of a black hole. That's more than any man has done.

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Even when they're smart and successful they irritate me to no end.

>they're likely the first woman on the moon
>woman
Choose your editor

5/10 made me reply

have sex

>From the beginning, nothing has been more alien, repugnant, and hostile to woman than truth — her great art is the lie, her highest concern is mere appearance and beauty.
~ Nietzsche

>Women remain children all their lives, for they always see only what is near at hand, cling to the present, take the appearance of a thing for reality, and prefer trifling matters to the most important.
~ Schopenhauer

>No men who really think deeply about women retain a high opinion of them; men either despise women or they have never thought seriously about them.
~ Weininger

>Women are capable of education, but they are not made for activities which demand a universal faculty such as the more advanced sciences, philosophy and certain forms of artistic production... Women regulate their actions not by the demands of universality, but by arbitrary inclinations and opinions.
~ Hegel

>The female is as it were a deformed male. The male is by nature superior and the female inferior, the male ruler and the female subject.
~ Aristotle

"Woman are much more like eachother than men"

"most woman have no characters at all"

"There are two things I have loved madly, they are Woman and celibacy"

"The profession of "woman" is very hard"

"In her first passion, woman loves her lover, in all others all she loves is love"

"woman prefer to be amused without being loved to be loved without being amused"
"Woman have more of what is called "good sense" than men; they have fever pretensions, are less implicated in theories, judge objects more from their immediate and involuntary impression on the mind,and therefore more truly and naturally. They cannot reason wrong, for they do not reason at all.

"woman hazard everyone upon one cast of a die-- when youth is gone all is gone"

"The thoughts of woman ever hover round their persons"

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There is one major reason why astronauts have been mostly men, and it isn't because of chauvinism like certain groups may want you to believe; it's because of radiation. Without the protection of the atmosphere, astronauts in the ISS are relatively unprotected from solar and cosmic radiation like gamma rays and x-rays (It's actually one of the reasons we haven't been to mars yet). Women are at a higher risk for certain types of cancer than men at the same radiation dose, namely lung, breast, and thyroid cancers. Cancer rates for specific organs corresponds to higher metabolic activity, and women possess several organs that men do not have that run at a high metabolism.

nasa.gov/sites/default/files/atoms/files/space_radiation_ebook.pdf
Take a look at the table on page 24 if you don't believe me.

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>qualified negroes

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>first woman on the moon
you mean the first person on the moon, since we didn't actually went there in 1969

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But none of them are chinese

[2, 1] will die long before this mission takes shape kek.

>I have so much shit to do
>these bitches are taking goddamn selfies
>fuck my life

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based

2, 2 is absolutely perfect
She looks just a little weird. I bet she fucks like a rabid, insatiable beast.

1,6,11
are the only obvious choices

fuck me.

Me on the left sitting down

wtf, third column middle, looks like a younger version of my mom.

"that's one large step from a woman, and even larger progress for our species"

>

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>not a single strand of dyed hair
>no stupid fucking hipster glasses
>no noserings or tatoos
>no thots
>not a single goddamn special snowflake
Fucking beautiful, and I mean that.
Makes me comfy as a motherfucker knowing that these women are actually serious about thier jobs, while every other screeching harpy flinging shit on the internet will never ever get close to that control room in thier entire lives.

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she is very based an is my astrofu. she was only my favorite shuttle mission
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K._Megan_McArthur

also the idea of selecting an astronaut based on gender/sex is fucking disgusting and a disgrace. it would be one thing if they had a scientific/technical reason for it, but it's purely political.

i miss my dildo

also she became an astronaut before SJW shit was taking over so probably actually deserves to be there

center row on the right
god i wish she was an 8th grade english teacher and i was a kid she molested

The one that looks like Roger Ramjet in a blonde wig.

attractive women had all the ambition removed from them via social pressure during high school

That's a big customer service staff

>first woman in the moon
I wish one of the Apollo astronauts would transition just to take that away.

what does it smell like /teevee/

Bottom right corner is a depraved morally bankrupt slut in the sack

Bottom row 3rd column. Also what is the point of going to the Moon?

well, if we ever were to it'd be just to put a fucking bitch on it. make it a nigger too just to cross off another checkbox.

Imagine the smell

kek

>we
>actually didnt went there
Well since we all know youre not American, youre right

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Why have I grown to hate women so god damn much?
Is social media to blame?

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No one has ever even been on the moon; prove me wrong

I love parrots
So kyoot

We went there originally to prove we could.

We need to go back to see if we can create fuel there to propel ourselves deeper into the solar system.

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>all these whit*ids women
disgusting

The other women will be so jelly because one them will tie her periods literally on the Moon.

that's a big HR department

What's even the point of going to tye moon

>leftists agenda driven space mission
Fuck NASA
I hope China gets there first and keeps them from ever landing.

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If I'm like picking who could get there the best, then i would trust middle far left the most to get me to the moon. She has the gaze of a stone cold professional

Underrated

Any of the white ones

Who will direct this "mission""? I bet it's inarritu

>they dont dye their hair so they are serious

Reminder that astronauts have sex on the ISS, but NASA and MIR try to keep it a secret. It's allegedly an orgy out there

she wrote like two words

this

>since we didn't actually went there

ty educational user

>the one black guy

"sorry breh"

But weve already been in the moon?

Obviously going to be top left or bottom left that gets chosen to be the first woman on the moon. I'll take mid-right though, she probably looks most qt in her gear.

>she became an astronaut before SJW shit was taking over
There were astronauts in the 1930's?

Not a single one of them is white. I thought the mutt thing was an exaggeration

None of them are good looking, so why should I care what they do

Number of lesbians: 6/12