Do Americans really do this?

That typical oily face doesn't come free, user.

i masturbated at least 5 times tonight

Flavacol doesn't taste like butter, it's just salt

What are the stuffs you fap to? I'm trying to cum

U jelly? This is how free we are

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Flavacol is used but not for the butter flavor. They use, I shit you not, butter flavored oil, which you can buy at the store. So technically you could take it home and fry with it, but probably not worth it.

These are rookie numbers. Do it more and do it at work. I've gotten paid while rubbing one out in the men's. Sometimes you gotta go. Don't feel guilty, the boss is aware and it's already deducted from your salary.

weird faggot kys

You have seriously always wondered that? Do you even know what butter is?

Yes and that fake butter is fucking delicious.

three times for me. I can't stop when I'm hungover. I'll fap at least one more time, perhaps two before I go to sleep.

Butter isn't that expensive

More expensive than free

Less expensive than going to the movies

I go to the ADA separate bathroom and jerk off almost every Monday. I get super horny when going through alcohol withdrawal every monday morning.

You're there for the movie tho, free butter is just a bonus

So it isn't just me?

why wouldnt you just put flaky yeast on it and mix in hot tamales like a real man?
also isnt that the fake ass butter shit turns your lungs into swiss cheese or some shit?

That's microwave popcorn

That faps? No, this entire board faps.

>They use, I shit you not, ONIONS oil
ftfy

no, my local theater was legally forced to stop calling it butter topping

wish someone would do this for me

No I sneak in McD's

yes.
I just did this recently
I have a very hard time not just flooding the whole bucket (I always get the bucket) until it comes up to the top of the popcorn
I feel so powerful having the ability to add my own butter

The worst part is that whatever doesn’t make it onto the corn gets recycled back into the oil.

you're cute

Yes, it's delicious. If the theater doesn't have a buttering station I would leave and find another one. Thankfully mine does. I frequent it as often as possible just for the butter sauce. The cutie employees even know me by my first name by now, feels great.

thanks
but my brain is that of a very fat man

Dunno man. I'm not really a butter gay, just plain is enough for me.

Here in Germany popcorn is always caramelized. How's it prepared in your countries, fellow anons?

what is this tim and eric bullshit

Americans are fat and gross. They'll do anything to get some more calories in them. Pity them. Love them.

How many ask for more

I think I have ED because I can only fap once a day. What the fuck do I do?

Eat a healthy, balanced diet and regularly exercise.

Dutchfag. Either with sugar or salt. Lot of people here prefer salty popcorn.

Do nips really do this?

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it tastes good. anyone who disagrees is a coping loser

I was a manager at a movie theater and 99% of the time it is margarine.
My theater rebranded as a "luxury theater" and started offering real butter. At the time 10 years ago
the price difference was about $33 dollars wholesale for a gallon of margarine and $100 for a gallon of butter wholesale. So you can see using real butter would cost you.

Doesn't it make your hand greasy and the popcorn soggy? Why do you need more butter? It already has salt and butter flavoring on it.

hello

Memories of butter

If it's a self dispenser there's pretty much 0% chance it's real butter.

i have literally never masturbated more than 2 times a day. Though my masturbation sessions last usually at least an hour

>plain
Stop eating at the theater all together.
Just train yourself not to need it and you get used to it fast.
Why do you need another half meal between meals just because you are Lol sitting in a theater not moving.
Btw they train you to think you need food in a live theater, true story.

Why hasn't anybody on Yea Forums posted a webm of them cumming on their popcorn?

Because you are supposed to put your dick through the bottom of the bag

I still really like you :3

I've never seen anything like that in my theater. Gross. Also. Can't you go an hour and a half without eating or drinking something? Is it a blood sugar thing?

>be me
>8 months ago
>150 pounds 5'10"
>meet qtpi latina
>make her my gf
>two days ago
>making cereal
>she slaps my ass
>"you're getting thick, user"
>lol what?
>"Look at you"
>she squeezes my belly
>"You got so doughy! I'm going to make you thicker"
>weigh myself later that day
>213 pounds
On the one hand, I don't want to be a fatass American stereotype but on the other I don't want her to not be attracted to me

We put butter in the middle first. Get it together 3rd worlder

Holy fucking based

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americans eat a pickle with their popcorn lmao

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based

The pickle is for masturbating with you dingus

Yes.

>america
>any food related item being actually real and not just high fructose corn syrup

>be american
>get fat

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