Just started Blade 2. Holy shit the first was fun and comfy action kino, heard the second is even better

So I just have to add 'I'm being real here' and you automatically assume I'm not shitposting?
>are all americans like this

Hahahahahahaha holy shit, why would these spies sneak in and disable the security cameras and hide their identities and fight for a while just to be like "stop were only here to deliver a message"

ask del taco. in the commentary he admits the sfx in the fight scenes look video gamey

I prefer the first. There's nothing like the new-money v old-money vampire warfare in 2. Just monsters and violence. And Blade isn't as cool when he's surrounded by other operators. First has one of the best lines in action movie history.
>And besides, there are worse things on the streets than vampires tonight.
>like what?
>Me.

The second one is pretty good, the fight scenes were also good. The vampires, those reaper vampires, were also more rabid, kind of like in the Strain t.v. series.

2 > 1 > 3
Objectively

how about that blonde girl in the first one tho

Not as cute as Biel in 3.

I'm gonna respectfully disagree

Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill

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>he doesn't know that New Line Cinema breached their contract with Snipes and cut him out of the creative process of Blade Trinity, hence why he only gave a half-hearted performance

I remember downloading a cam of this and then going to the theater to see it again because it was so awesome.

>sniffs
>”Daywalker”

>Yea Forums loves Blade
>”It hurts... no more”

I want to go back

Did you know Blade 2’s actual title is Blade 2: Bloodhunt?

without giving too much spoilers.
Blade 2 Ending is how a romance movie about vampires should end.

Even Jesus wept

How would you have saved it?

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Don’t forget to watch the series after you watch the three movies. It gives you a lot of insight into the vampire nation.

Forgot my sword

>ywn be drained of blood by that vampire loli

>
Are you talking about that black girl in the first movie that was kicking the shit out of Blade?
Was it ever confirmed she was a vampire? I figured Blade would detect that easily.

Charlotte in the series

erase the fat guy
erase blind lady
bring back black doctor from first one
give dracula a bigger role
more screentime

More Parker Posey

I just rewatched Blade Trinity a few days ago and I cannot believe that the fat guy in the nightstalker group was Patton Oswalt.
I've watched this movie many times in the past when I was an edgy middle schooler and it completely eluded me until just recently.

After you watch blade the series, don’t forget to watch the strain. It was made by the same director who made blade 2, and it features a blade-like character from ancient Rome who is a daywalker. It’s incredible.

im happy blade 3 exists just because it gave us her as a vampire.

she looked amazing.

is the show really good?

Blade is in it, but it focuses mainly on a newly turned vampire experiencing the vampire nation and its culture as a newcomer. So if you’re interested in that, yes I thought it was pretty good. And aforementioned vampire loli.

>that strut
youtu.be/ioBPoO6Ei-A

this and
this its so easy no good guy hang out needed at all keep biel and meme man but let them show up sparingly

Can someone please tell me why those two girls in Lost Girl have a vending machine in their house.

>bring back black doctor from first one
They should have also brought back Karen.
I kinda hated how they just pretended like she never existed in Blade 2 even though she was extremely important to Blade's survival in the first movie.

We ain’t exactly the March of Dimes

>ywn see Blade vs. Klaus

the fangs really suited her face

She reminded me of a female Frost.
She was unironically a better villain than Dracula.

never forget the goofy cgi eyes from the deleted ending

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Is anyone aware of the alternate ending to the first movie where Frost turns into a giant raspberry jam tornado?

what do you mean alternate ending?

Some motherfuckers always trying to skate uphill

Ryan Reynolds was actually the best part of Blade 3

He clearly wasn't.
Every single human character that isn't Whistler was annoying as hell.

I thought Triple H and Posey Parker were the best characters in the movie, outside of Blade himself.

Remove Snipes entirely and have the movie focus wholly on Biel's struggle against the vampire underworld

That's the only ending, isn't it?

Those two vampires at the beginning looked like a snake eyes, and that’s a good thing

>Also have a scene where she takes a bath for 20 minutes

he ruins the serious moments.

blade cant work if hes the butt of the joke.
ryan mocking him ruins the darkness and pain blade suffers.

its like batman and robin or justice league.
making fun of batman ruins the tragedy of the character

you fucking faggots didn't jerk off to peak jessica biel?

youtube.com/watch?v=fnzen9QCmrs
Skip to 8:00

wesley snipes and jessica biel were meant to have a sex scene before the fight with dracula but snipes said it wouldnt fit the character

so they changed it to biel training with the bow

Blade not having any romantic relations is one of my favorite things about these movies.

he fucked in the first film

The whole Blade Trilogy is pretty kino....Even 3 in its own way. But Blade 1 and 2 are top vampire kino.
The music tracks also from all these movies is top notch and have became iconic:

>Blade 1
youtube.com/watch?v=cNOP2t9FObw
>Blade 2
youtube.com/watch?v=B2hTzFadZqE
>Blade 3
youtube.com/watch?v=mr4uRHoef68

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Not really.
I know which scene you're referring to

The closest he gets to fucking in the first movie is with his mom.

Some days I just sit and listen to Fatal on loop for 24 hours while nude and drinking wine

Not even RZA's best song.

It speaks to me

>nude and drinking wine
That's fatal.

I dont like 2. All the tension of Blade losing Whistler is gone immediately when they retcon his death. The Bad guys suck. They new young "Whistler" is written into a corner and discarded, even when he was very likable and was having a great relationship dynamic with the old Whistler.

Also they took too much focus away from Blade for the vampire crew. Trinity does this even worse though.

You disgust me

Blade 1 > Blade 2
Get over it.

I think they’re about equal

Nomak was badass though. He was a pretty well written villain and his actor gave a surprisingly good performance for this type of movie.
He also made Blade struggle the most in their final fight. This honor should have gone too Dracula in Blade 3 but it didn't because....Blade 3.

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>TFW BLADE IS PRO "HE CUTE"
Nice

Dracula was so terrible. I remember the knockoff Batista looking dude.

Whistler... WAIT

At least Dracula looked cool in that movie.
I like how they gave him those mandibles just like the Reapers from 2. It's a nice visual motif and it hints at how much modern vampires lost compared to their ancestors from the past.

Why did he do that? Why was he such an ass to film with?

Have blade pop a nut in biel's ass

2nd one is completely different but fun as fuck in it's own way

don't watch the 3rd one

>Whistler holds a fucking gun pointed at Nomak
Nomak: "You will survive this".

Such an awesome villain.

why did the little dog have those?

which one is it?

>Why was he such an ass to film with?
(((Goyer))) and New Line Cinema literally fucked him over.
When he signed onto the Blade films, it was stipulated in the contract that he would have producer rights and creative input in every film.
They cut him out of these rights for the third film, hence why there was that big lawsuit between him and New Line.
He also refused to talk to or even personally deal with Goyer. He had someone else send him sticky notes.

Remove the two zoomer supporting characters, cast a different dracula, lock blade in a vampire only city.

It’s clear from the second movie that the vampire nation was experimenting on enhancing vampire DNA, and that dog was just one of their experiments. The reaper strain was created to be a better vampire in the image of the overlord, but it went wrong.

>A Jew named goy

Dude think about it from his perspective. He fucking made the Blade cinematic universe. That was his baby then some faggot execs from Marvel say "Nah fuck you faggot we're making this movie all about these new characters because we're making a spinoff after this." Would you not be pissed?

So it was because of the third film? Why did they all do that anyway? Why did they fuck him over and the third film so much?
that's a real shame fuck hollywood

Oh oh but its ok when heath ledger does it. Why do you leave out the part when the studios pull back their agreements and removed Snipes' creative freedoms they promised? New Line fucked up and they know it.

I feel like, and I’m just speculating, that the likable Wesley Snipes from major league, slowly lost his mind, and maybe, just maybe, by the time of blade III he was completely unmanageable

B2 enemies were the only vampires to instill some fear in me. Great movie.

>make him the sidekick of his own movie
>expect him to just suck it up

This.
New Line only has themselves to blame for Blade Trinity's failure.
Had they just let Snipes offer his input and wisdom as usual, it probably would have went by swimmingly and then we would probably have a fourth movie.

Instead, they wanted to MCU-ify their franchise and shoehorn in Ryan "Mr Quipfest" Reynolds and Jessica "Casting Couch" Biel.

youtube.com/watch?v=wpFBJDI1I_g

Nomak is pretty much what made Blade II better than I for me.

Blade fucking with them was actually really good

That's not even the best track in Blade II

youtube.com/watch?v=W0thFQbc0-s

I didn’t say it was the best track, I just said I listen to it nude drinking wine.

this

By not making it so much PG for Blade's standards.

>defeat a god in the first one
>fight just dudes in 2 and 3
Literally way to kill the hype

Not just a god but a naughty vampire god.

First off it was just a God inhabiting him via ritual, so Deacon Frost was just an avatar. And second, when a God takes an avatar, they are weak, especially at the beginning.

I really liked how Blade 1 depicted all this hedonistic and degenerate view of an immortal vampire society.

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Yes. They also had deleted footage of Frost showing Karen his plans of sustaining the vampire population after the vampires took control: Frozen human bloodbags.

Also, in another final deleted scene in Blade 1, they showed a mysterious hooded figure atop a building watching as Blade and Karen were getting back to the surface. This figure was supposed to be Mobius who was originally going to be the antagonist of Blade in the sequel instead of Nomak.

Based Norrington

Anyone else ever pretend that they’re female beautiful immortal vampires that no one can hurt and everyone loves and you can compel everyone to do what you want, and you just live a 1000 year long life of luxury and freedom, and you kill blade and become the greatest vampire ever seen in the vampire nation and you’re a pureblood and really young so you like, seduce your teachers and drink their blood, anyone ever think stuff like that while they’re laying in bed waiting to go to sleep. Haha

This.
Not to mention that Frost's retarded chick fucked up with the ritual by killing one of the purebloods. La Magra Frost would have been even stronger.

>remove Dane Cook
>remove le ebin archer chick xD
>make Kristofferson a cyborg

2 hours of Snipes beating up Patton Oswalt before murdering his wife

>slaps

Fuck this gay motherfucking earth