The chad scooter vs the onions segway

The chad scooter vs the onions segway
Bet Dinklage can do a bar spin

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if it's electric then it's an onions scooter.

Wtf, how is this even physically possible?

he probably got the main bar cut down so he can have the handles low enough for him
the base might be shorter as well but its hard to tel

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Look at this dumb fucking midge

yuck.

His daughter is so hot.

ahahahahahahahahahahaha
GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

What would you do if you saw him on the street Yea Forums?

call him midge and kick him in the head, then rape his daughter in front of him

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God, I just want to drop kick him off that fucking thing.

Steal his hat and toss it in a gutter.

dinklage isn't even that short. probably a scooter for kids

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Nice of him to take Warwick on a little sight seeing adventure

Someone should write a script

me in the back

>if it's electric then it's an onions scooter.
So the future is Onions.

Yeah. Can anyone recommend some good midget pornstars?

Midgets are scary in the same way spiders are scary: when you see them move you want kill them instantly.

man imagine being warick davis and seeing dinklage on tv
just a way cooler way more handsome dwarf
must suck

Imagine being Warick Davis and having Dinklage come to your town and see how your wife and daughter cream themselves over the superior dwarf.

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Imagine being Warwick Davis and thinking he’s clearly the superior famous little person since his competition was the even smaller Troyer, then this alpha chad dwarf Dinklage explodes onto the scene with a role on quickly one of the most popular tv shows.

ngl, Warwick is aesthetic af here