Wow Arnie tapped THAT!?

>YOU ARE ONE UGLY MATHA FACKA

he was probably wasted out of his mind

5 years before conception

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>WAHT DA *FAHK* DID I DO WRONG?

Not the first time

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Sometimes a man just wants to eat out the trash. Arnold has been smashing cheerleaders and models forever. He must walk around with a lot of sexual energy. He needed to fuck and the maid was the only one around.

Real men will usually fuck anything even if they can get with anybody they want. Arnie was probably just bored and horny because of high test and decided to fuck the nearest vagina he could find.

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i think you'll find that it was arnie who played the "matha facka" in this situation

>>>r/funny

that happens when you your test is too high

We need more lemon pledge

He must have been having a fucking fit. Too distracted to even pull out, like he does for his usual whores.

>Real men will usually fuck anything
keep telling yourself that, faggot. WOMEN obsess over pleasure.
theres a reason arnie was buddy-buddy with famous shit-eating homo robert mapplethorp

How could you resist? Imagine her bending over to dust his weight rack, the cellulite so deep it's casting shadows on itself and giving off a visible odor that only your brain can invent.

Tell me you wouldn't pull aside her extra large white satin panties and have your way with her.

Being married to Maria la skelletor does terrible things to a man's psyche.

arnold probably fucked thousands of women per year, put he only managed to knock up this one. he probably fucked way worse looking women

GET YOUR Ass TO BED

He must've been drunk. She's an alright looking wetback. Not really worth pissing off his wife and her name for

Cringe, that's awful, Arnie

His wife was a turbo cunt. After dealing with her emotional abuse Arnie would have slept with any woman who even pretended to care about him, same thing as Bill Clinton.

lol family guy

they probably got along well

beta males never learn

>The cunt white woman vs the Chad Guatemalan who knew her place

he did it to fullfill the prophecy, just like rhaegar targaryen.

>wife not having sex with you
>celebrity/politician so everyone knows who are you when out in public, even if you go to a hotel, the staff will know, your bodyguard will know
>only way to have sex is with the maid while in your own house
what other choice did he have?

She has massive titties though. Butterface bitches with bimbo tits are my weakness. Arnold, like most high IQ white men is a titty man.

CONSIDER DAT A DIVAWRCE!

>She has massive titties though
This, fat chicks with huge tits know that even at their ugliest, they can still get a meal and curiosity fuck from chad

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When women are married and start having kids, most couples sex lives go to absolute hell and they'll wind up fucking 3 or 4 times every 9 or 10 months and life is nothing but hassles and bullshit and paying bills.

If your wife hasn't fucked you in eons, you're a successful man with lots of money and status but can't fuck around with random pussy (because they would have blackmailed the fuck out of Arnold or ruined his shit) you go with the random 3/10 who you pay to clean your toilets and clean up your childrens barf because she depends on you, she trusts you and you watch her make your day to day life better.

Like, I wouldn't touch that shit in a million years but I could see how an aging superstar who felt like nobody appreciated him and had too much attention paid to him to be able to fuck hookers/strippers etc would fuck his ugly maid.

Still shoulda used a condom tho

Only incels think that every woman a man fucks has to be attractive

those extreme keto and body builder diets turn you into a primal beast
you either become a humping monkey, that needs to fuck every hole you find, or become violent
it is the opposite of eating sugar all day, that turns you into a bitch titted pansy ass

>tfw when this ugly goblina actually produced the worthwhile son though

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WHO IS YOUR CHILDS DADDY. AND WHAT DOES HE DO

>goblinas son created the mega chad
>the white wife created a fat fuck and a twink
what the fuck?

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even the tabloids snub him :(

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fat fucks are made out of bullying, jealousy, broken marriages...

la globina son probably had a better environment, and was even happy to be recognized as Arnold's kid
the kennedy kid probably got bullied hard in his rich school, somewhat ostracized thanks to paparazzo, and affected by a broken home, after realizing his famous dad had been fucking the goblina maid

money is great but it usually comes with a lot of hate from peers, double-standards. It only attracts fake and/or angry people

doesn't matter - this unholy union spawned a true turbo chad. the type of guy that takes 18 year old daughters back to his yurt to drop mdma and fuck through the night. and we all know arnie loves him more than disappointment schwarzenegger

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OH NO NO NO NO

>The future of America and its beautiful

>back to his yurt
this buckled me for some reason

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>turbo chad
>shorter than dad

He was just to embarrassed to say he was raped...

the twink is doing okay for himself

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Question, what film was he doing at the time of conception? - might answer the question.

>spic fantasies
LMAO
Joseph Baena is hideous. He is literally a cheap Mexican knock-off of a European masterpiece.

He literally looks like the brother of War Machine, another German-spic mongrel.

>spic fantasies
what
did I consider that guy attractive in my reply?
all i'm addressing is why the kennedy kid is a fat fuck

Nah, fat fucks are made in comfort zones, which Arnie's kid is definitely in. I doubt he was ever bullied and if he was, it was because he was already a fat fuck, just like with normal kids, rich or not.

average to below average latinas paired with chads of any race can almost always provide a superior spawn. all the hot half-mexican chicks i went to hs with had hot dad’s and ok looking moms with big milkers

This looks like one of those old shops where they put a babies head on a big guy

>white highborn wife pumped out a twink faggot and a fat neckbeard
No wonder the White race is dying.

that is the mentality of poor people, because they believe money is happiness
think about the daughter of clown from slipknot
the absolute qt committed suicide, and the father complained about her being bullied years ago, for having the father that she had
people need a lot more than money to be happy, that feelings of belonging, being socially accepted, and stuff like that
you can outgrow all of that, ofc, but it is not easy when they are kids
arnie's boy will end up chading like a mofo

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that shit on the right is disgusting

reminder Arnold was and is a steroid user, and a keto advocate before it was cool
you are all overplaying genetics right here

maria shriver looks like skeletor at this point. can't say i even blame him. maybe she gave good head.

Now post the other brother

I can see the kid being bullied for "Kek you're Arnie's kid but a fatass kys" and if he hasn't killed himself yet I doubt he will. He's too comfortable. Always has been, always will be. And I doubt kids like that are mixing with poor kids and don't go to private schools where everyone has rich parents, so what's even there to be bullied about, it's an even playing field.

to be honest the fat brother is cute

She was probly hotter 20 years ago yiu reatard

now post the photos of Arnie and his new son together 10 years ago...

After being on a scene with Jamie Curtis, literally anything is attractive. Dude just wanted to get the awful taste of flabby white chick out of him by fucking the nearest thing.

>t. Juan Jose Francisco Burrito Taco Chimichanga

OBSESSED

He mad