Any movies about being a wisp of a man versus taking life by the horns of a bvll?
Any movies about being a wisp of a man versus taking life by the horns of a bvll?
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both are based. Keanu know's that he's a target and Kojima know's that he's untouchable.
somebody post all Kojima's bitch pls
Keanu doesn't touch hooahs
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you literally can't win
Unironically Captain Marvel
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literally just put your hand on their shoulder. Anything below that can be construed in any manner of ways but if your hand is on the shoulder, you're golden. It's so fucking easy to understand.
>So you're saying I can dodge misconduct allegations?
>No Neo. I'm saying that when the time comes, you won't have to
All it takes is one.
In this climate, why would you risk it?
To be fair Reeves is holding a cigarette. Although he could still touch her and just spread the fingers holding the cigarette a little more.
The last time I had a picture taken with a female coworker I did not hoverhand specifically because I could imagine the picture ending up here on Yea Forums and you guys making fun of me.
Keanu on the other hand is wise not to hoverhand because he's got nothing to prove and he doesn't want to get metoo'd.
is it just me or does mads look like some chick that is about to be harvested by weinstein?
you guys ready for the goty?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
It's unaesthetic in pictures
Keanu is king
If you're taking a picture with someone who wants a picture with you, you can literally pose whatever fucking way you want. Keanu doensn't know these bitches, he has no obligation to give them an aesthetic photo.
hapas - mentally ill beta and tranny fuckers
full blooded asian - ABSOLUTE CHADS
this pic confirms it
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He looks like naruto to kojima's sasuke.
Keanu has a cigarette in that hand and doesn't want to get her smelly. Pure gentleman.
even shoulder doesn't work because then it looks like you're trying to own them or some stupid shit. You gotta do what goose does.
HANDS OFF THE WAIFU KOJIMA!!!
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Just put your hand on their waist, what the fuck are you talking about? Anyone who would say anything about that can and will be laughed at. Be a fucking man.
Kojima has hyper detailed maps of her feet.
Would Keanu ever do a big dicc flex like this?
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