Any kinos about the shared illusion of society crumbling down?

The little dweeb who made xkcd is one of the biggest faggots on the internet. Such a pompous little homo fuck him and his gay opinions.

>even though they all taste like pinecone water
VASTLY preferable to pisswater/coffeewater

you sound gay

really liking hazy IPAs to be honest

Literal faggot-tier beer.

I like the taste of beer and liquor in general but I hate being out of my normal self and feel wasteful whenever I drink alcohol.

I love infuriating soiboy beer elitists and trendchasing quasi-chad bugmen by proudly saying craft beer went to far and they need to appreciate budweiser more.

You've gotta smoke some weed first to smooth over that anxiety.

IPAs are for shit honestly. Skunk fumes and water encased in brown bottles and then the fermentation scientist's graphic designer friend's semi-interesting logo stuck on it

You can drink just to get a buzz

just like the patriarchy, you're not going to end the concept of craft beer by drinking piss

>pic

or tolerance for Israel

>"""""""natural""""""" ingredients
I happen to work in the food chemical and cosmetic industry and natural is practically meaningless

I unironically love the taste of beer.

This. As much as this sub hates weed, the transition from sobriety to either being drunk or tripping is almost entirely alleviated by pot.

>all this butthurt over ipa
kek you'll never live in the northwest

what type of faggot doesnt enjoy the taste of a cool beer after a good dat of work?
>natural is practically meaningless
anything that marketing says is practically meaningless

True, but for some reason every prof I’ve ever had insists on sharing these shitty little comics

>sub
go back and stay on reddit shitheaded cunt

You should just shoot them. Clearly they are shitty teachers.

It's not anxiety or that I get blackout drunk, just with any amount of alcohol I immediately begin to think I could be doing something more productive. Feels like I'm a nofun cunt

I don't care, though. Eat my dick. It's better your flaccid tranny cock anyway.

I don't want to end it, it's not the important. It's simply laughable when soi npcs get together and congratulate eachother for their superior taste when the meme orange just dry hopped double IPA they're drinking isn't refreshing at all.

You can't beat the refreshing feeling of downing a 6 pack of ice cold domestic lager, simple as.

kek shit for brains outed himself as a fucking redditfag go back

>exposed for being a redditfag
>I-I don't care! E-eat my dick!
lol

Am I the only one who dislikes beer? I love hard liquor like whiskey and rum though

goatkcd.com/1534/

>only drink ciders and fruity shit
>friends belittle me for it
>don't give a shit

feels good to have taste

Probably because they are egomaniacs that are literally insane because the pretend to be about science and evidence and process when in reality they motivated actors just like ever human, they've just refined and concealed it behind some smug fucking attitude that gay weasel comics like xkcd perfectly capture.

Faggot

le reddit

go back faggot

just suck a dick honestly. prefering to drink beer rather than spirits is the same boat as 'flavored' to natural

I wish I was a liquor drinker. I'd be a lot lighter. Like I can easily crush a 12 pack in an hour or so but liquor just doesn't taste good to me.

IPAs fucking suck. i will never believe anyone legitimately enjoys drinking that swill.

you live in a shithole outside the northwest

Hops are more potent than soiy
Enjoy your beer belly and tits

Drinking straight spirits often gives me terrible heartburn, especially bourbon but sometimes it doesn't with scotch, especially expensive single malts or expensive rum. Of course I can't afford to drink those all the time, I could make gin and tonics or something but who fucking cares, it's easier to just drink beer. Plus I like the taste.

men should drink wine for the beneficial effect on heart health women should drink beer for its luxurious effect on the female humours

how does it feel to be a kike?

Nobody gives a shit about your gay little northwest IPAs, I have had them and they aren't that much better than the shit they chrun out in New England, which is also overrated.

IPAs flat out aren't refreshing or tasty, especially the faggy IPA arms race that started 10 years ago with all these bugmen soiboy breweries trying to one up each other on how totally EXTREME they can make their homo brew taste.

For me it's stouts.

stouts are actually really tasty but almost every beer sucks yeah

guilty. are northwestern IPAs brewed differently? i'm literally leaving for vacation to the northwest tomorrow, so please tell me what to look for if you think there are IPAs there that will change my mind.

iktf. I’ve really got to stop drinking beer. I’m getting way too fat.

Passive aggressive beer

>IPAs flat out aren't refreshing or tasty
Wtf?? What do you normally drink?
IPAs are the only beer I can drink for refreshment. Malty shit coats my tongue and stouts make me thirsty.

Budweiser tastes like piss though. Like literally bubbly piss the flavor is the same

an ice cold IPA can be damn refreshing if its citrusy (not piney). or if it has fruit like Uinta Hop Nosh

mix it in diet soda u retard

Every "citrusy" IPA I've ever been offered still tastes like liquid pinecone

Really? You find some orange juice double ipa more refreshing than say a quality czech pilsner or german lager?

Your tastebuds are fucking dead, just like your braincells retard.

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I'm not bothered in the least when people don't like the taste of beer/hard alcohol, but I am bothered when they act like people only like it because they're alchies or just faking it to be cool. It's like dark chocolate. It's a combination of your taste buds changing as you age which changes what tastes you enjoy, which is why young people/kids predominantly don't like dark chocolate but older people do.

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Another great on-topic thread.
Seriously, though... We all know that the professional, vigilant mods will take care of this. Those guys are pros. Best in the business.

Whiskey and bourbon moonshine for me. It's what my dad drinks and it's what he shared with me so that's what I got used to having. Not really a fan of most beers or IPA's really, taste bad and most seem to focus more on getting a buzz than actually tasting good or getting that nice "smoothness"

who fucking cares. If you want serious 100% on topic discussion go join some forum.

doesn't it just come from some kind of preservative necessity that isn't supposed to taste good in the first place?

Falling Down
Taxi Driver
Napoleon Dynamite
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas to an extent

brewdog is probably one of the worst pseudo-macro breweries around

this label might be peak reddit

IPAs are legitimately shit though. IPA was only invented because the British found out if you crammed a shitload of hops into beer it wouldn't spoil as readily during shipping across the fucking planet.

That's why it tastes like that. It wasn't a choice.

>tfw fell for the port wine meme

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>whoever drew that cartoon
>implying you don't know the name of famous cuck randall munroe

>retards can't taste the citric flavour and aroma of a good IPA but will shit on it while pretending to like it to be cool.
So pathetic, but it makes sense, people will always resent something they can't enter.

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IPAs definitely taste different. they just taste like shit and that’s the difference. and anyone who likes them is simultaneously a tryhard and a faggot

I'm just getting into port and I like it a lot. Should I get out now? Is there something I should know about port user?

I had it once, and it was delicious (I was already drunk then)
I had it again, and it was like drinking robitussin.

Better comic artist coming through

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Well almost all of the hops in the USA are grown in Washington’s Yakima valley so there’s a big IPA culture and you can get fresh hop ipa’s in the fall

This is a forum for discussion of television and film.
If you want to shitpost there is an entire board dedicated to that.

Some people just got to be contrarian.

Not him but I never bothered to look into who actually makes xkcd. I’ve only ever seen the same handful of strips that get posted here.

you must think you're the very first person to ever point this out lmao.
Also hops are not a preservative and in fact break down very easily

t. the little dweeb who made xkcd
nice falseflag buddy

This is the beer equivalent of driving a big truck to compensate

He's right that it doesn't actually taste good, but I still like dark beers for some reason. It's not a great flavor, but it's interesting, and maybe it's the least unpleasant way to get drunk

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good b8 desu

You should know that sherry is the true patrician’s fortified wine.

>any kinos about the shared illusion of society crumbling down?
You can wait until they make Asimov's Foundation saga into a mini-series.

It makes you grow tits and shrinks your dick

wtf I typed desu not desu
what just happened??

it's inconsistent from what I tried, LBV port is a bad meme

>maybe it's the least unpleasant way to get drunk
Mixed drinks are definitely the easiest way to get drunk if you don't like the taste of beer.

>xkcd is one of the biggest faggots on the internet.
First time I use the following word: Brainlet.

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oh shit maybe it wasn’t b8 hahahahaha

They're not, in fact it's awful because they're about 90% of the taps whenever I end up in a bar now. It's a lot of mutual dickstroking because any asshole can produce it and they seem to think that if they congratulate each other on it enough they'll all be able to make it on their shitty ipa with a retarded tattoo logo. Make no mistake though, it's all the same trash.

his name isnt xkcd you retard

e x p o s e d

>quality czech pilsner or german lager?
Oh well I drink to get drunk so I avoid that shit.
But yes pilsners are refreshing but horribly boring.

>How to capture the Hipster market

Worst thing is that the mouthbreathing cunts probably fell for it.

Meat was salted to keep it from spoiling.

That's why it tastes like that. It wasn't a choice.