Do women really talk about their sex life with their girl friends or is it a tv show thing?

have sex

What Fucking episode was this!?

Obviously I do. I just don't want to talk about it.

Do you have sex with black guys?

Why is it embarrassing?

Not any where I live. And probably won't if there were.

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Nothing about interpersonal relationships in television or film are all that realistic.
You've just spent more time watching tv than interacting with actual human beings.

obsessed

Because it's intimate shit. Why do people care anyway? Can't they watch porn or something?

Which paradise do you live in that has no blacks?

ln;mnn/;nm'm

I love imagining other people and what they do behind closed doors.

Eastern Europe.

If you act spergy about it, that makes people even more likely to pick at it.

God I wish that were me

Subhuman IQ

this is why other people can fuck right off

that's because your a whore

>if you say something bad about his performance, they will belittle and/or pity you and you embarrass your bf
>if you praise him, your friends want to also fuck him out of curiosity or envy.

anyway how is your sex life?

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I'm not gonna talk about it even if I look spergy. Who gives a shit anyway

>A girl who actually respects privacy in her relationships
Pretty cool tbf, your boyfriend is a lucky dude

>Born a woman
>Born whore

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Because its funny making your friends spergy.

How can I replicate you? Were you raised differently?

it makes me feel weird too unless it's a very close friend and there is an actual issue/question to talk about. i grew out of the 'bro i just smashed xyz' thing by mid 20s, i would imagine most women would as well too.

How many men have you had sex with? How tall were they? Did they all have big dicks? Does size really matter? What kind of sex gets you off the most?

>i would imagine most women would as well too.
You would be dead fucking wrong.

How exactly do you go about recruiting Hollywood qts for your sex cult?

Based "your a whore" poster

The only one you should ever talk about sex is your wife/husband and doctor.

Don't guys?

did they ever explain why, if it's so comfortable to talk about their sex life with chloe, they didn't just have a threesome?

>they talk about their junk at work too
I swear I walk into the grocery store deli and it's all they talk about. I'm not sure why their periods need that much conversation.

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Have sex incel

kek as soon as i submitted the post i realized how wrong it was.
i dont agree with this but i assume we are talking super intimate details. i dont mind painting the broad strokes if you will but sharing details is not something i like to do.

It makes me so miserable that if I ever somehow get a gf everyone she's close with will know about me that way. I'm so insecure already.

not nearly as much, and a guy would never disparage his partner in the same way

>mfw the shit i overhear old ladies talk about at work
men simply don't discuss details like that with people they only see at work and maybe at a community function or at the store

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They do, my ex told her friends that I'm a big guy for her. Now some of her friends work as my maids.

I genuinely thought guys talk about fucking this and that and tits and ass constantly

Gonna sound cliche, but I am a tomboy.
Never had any interest in superficial shit like makeup/nails/fashion.
Other than that, no clue, I was raised pretty conservative.

very rarely and when we do, no details at all.

one guy does at our workplace, pretty important guy too, but our head manager is female as are most of the other managers
work's fun sometimes

in high school I ended up fucking every one of my girlfriend's friends (not at the same time) because she told them all I had a huge dick and constantly wanted me to show it off to them and set up threesomes. so, yea, they definitely talk about literally every aspect of your sex life with their friends.

Dear Penthouse forum

i feel bad for all the zoomers who grew up with "social media" instead of actual human interaction.

it depends, but usually only with close friends. unless there is an actual question (bros how i do get my gf to suck dick) most keep to it a simple 'had sex' thing. this is going to sound cringy but my friend group had some slang to signify whether we made it with a prospect or not. as we got older we used it less and less as more had steady gfs. the detail conversations usually vanish at this point.

Are you telling me that all my girlfriends friends would know I'm small? Why would they share this?

But you don't talk about like, how good one girl is at sucking dick or how another won't even try?

There is a fine line between saying "i fucked this girl last night" and going into detail about it.

Probably everyone you don't wanna know, knows by now.

because it's funny

it happened but not often at all

>Why would they share this?
Its the little pink mafia.

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dick size isn't the end all be all

Not with me either, but I went to a goody-good Catholic school so it wasn't done I guess

yes they do
how long your junk is
how long do you last
what kinks you have
everything. every fucking detail. but if you're that bad the woman might lie about it, because she doesn't want their girls to know her fucking boyfriend is a fucking disaster in bed. and it's not like their girlfriends don't like about it too. it's fucking horrible. women are literally inhuman.

t. Dicklet.

LMAO COPE

You're worse than short guys

it's not but they can still laugh at it whenever something of relevant size comes into view/conversation

wouldn't that reflect badly on her? To have a small-dick bf? I think they don't share that.

Fuck off discord tranny. There is no such thing as females on Yea Forums and if there are they abide by the rules of tits or GTFO.

Please come to London

Still better than white collar work stories 2bh

Thats they they spread the information, so other girls don't have to suffer the indignity.

AAAGGGH SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S ACTUALLY ABOVE AVERAGE AND PASSES THE TOILET TUBE TEST

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How I join sex cult?

And get gangraped and get my skull smashed by muslims?
What an intimidating offer.

That sounds awful, I should be happy I work where I do. Work in a hospital, but we talk shit mostly all day or until the boss or someone important shows up.

How bad is it that I'm small? Seriously asking.

I shouldn't complain, I'm even more boring than my coworkers, but its all
>muh kids
>muh renovations
>muh netflix
>muh husband/wife
>muh current medical issue

>ywn join their sex cult
why even live?

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You better get rich user.

>blue collar work stories:
>ey man you get any pusy this weekend
>yeeeeep the ol lady an I went to the lake this weekend
>*crack* *sip* yep worked on the car this weekend

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It does include all of what you listed as well because well, most are normal, but there are some weird moments all the time. Talking about trannies, ladyboys near Chirstmas time.

I once had a group of senior ladies literally sit for my entire meal (they were finished when I got a table) discussing gynecologist visits the whole time. at full volume. worse meal of my life. Were still there at it when I left. Wait staff were pissed, as was I

Women tend to exaggerate when you're with them. I straight up had one of my exes friends ask me "is it true that your dick is 10 inches?". It's not, of course, but it is like 99th percentile huge in every respect. "10 inches" is just the generic "huge" size that many women attribute to penises, since all their exes have claimed to be 8 inches when they were only 5.5-6 in reality, so an actual 8 inches is 2 inches larger in the female mind as well.

You're right, but it's sort of like being rich. It doesn't make you happy in and of itself, but it sure does make it a hell of a lot easier to pursue what does make you happy, and it's very hard to be happy at all when you're very poor.

I guess it depends how small:

Slightly below average she won't notice or care I would think.
Look at it like that: Could you tell if something is 15 or 12 cm just from looking without comparison?

Way below average I would consider suicide.

all women are whores, no exceptions

They basically talk about sex lives or literally anything with literally anyone who will listen. Not misogynist at all, but seriously...if you want a secret to spread like wildfire, tell a woman.

God I'm glad I work with numbers and not people
Nice dubs tho

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You sound blander than the lot of them. What the last meaningful conversation you've had?

wasn't mack the only one who fell into the actual sex cult part while the others all left before shit went nuts? in know kristin kreuk didn't stick around that long, thank god.

Women talk a lot, shocking new study finds.

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Have sex with me

I just can't accept in my head that there are women who think a 5 inch dick could be 8 or above. I'm 5 inches and feel like a twig.

he's right
but instead of suicide considering being content with never having sex... so yeah a bit like suicide

she's showing her friend that she has better taste in men than her given that you can eat her pussy out presumably like a champ

What's considered way below average?

Almost every response in this thread is made by a kissless virgin whose entire concept of girlfriends is taken solely from television and film so you're not going to get a realistic response.
Just saying.

I wish I was smart/jewish enough to be an actuary or something, trust me

women don't have penises at all, so you can imagine how insecure they feel about their size :^)

anything below 5 inches i think

what the actual fuck

I'm not particularly smart or Jewish, just work in finance

5 inches is on the lower end of average. 4 to 5 inches is small. under that is "may as well transition"

>female coworkers start talking about their periods

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have sex.

over one standard derivation smaller, I would say:
So something below ~4.9 inches (12.45 cm) (depends on study and studied population).

My gf told all her friends I was big. I imagine after I dumped her she changed her story though

Would an Asian girl laugh?

We talking flaccid or erect? Do girls care how big it is flaccid?

depends if she goes out with different races a lot

my ex told his coworker he hardly knew he ate my ass. men are the same.

can you fuck a girl with a flaccid dick? my last girl actually loved sucking on me when flaccid, but i'm sure she enjoyed it more in general when it was hard.

I told my coworker that I ate your ass, too.

some like the way it grows and changes in their mouth

erect.

Flaccid has absolutely no significance, except it doesn't look as good when naked and I think most women know that flaccid is irrelevant.

Also flaccid length is fluctuating, depending on temperature, if you had an erection a few sec or minutes ago etc.

>girl I'm interested in casually drops how many guys she's fucked in the last month

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fuck jdimsa

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>I am a tomboy
Oh God's my Aching heart.
How do I find Tomboys senpai?
How did your boyfriend find you and woo you?
I need to know the secrets of tomboys.

you have to begin being friends with a tomboy
think of it as becoming friends with a guy and then asking him out nohomo style

I will take shit that didn’t happen for 400

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Not her but I did gymnastics in school and there were like, 30% tomboys.

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You probably want shallow women anyway.
Tomboys tend to be considered ugly and weird.

I've been fortunate enough to have friends but I've never needed to make friends so I don't know how to make new ones. I guess I'll have to learn.
Yes but Tomboys don't exist part age 30.
They just disappear.

This
It's all grown single men worried about their dick size

Not him but all the tomboys in my area only want to get involved with Chad

Yeah but why do you wanna date a woman over 30

I know that feel. I almost never even find a girl interesting, but last time I did I shortly found out that she had recently broken up with her boyfriend of 4 years and was going through what she called a "slut phase" because she never had one in high school. because all girls need a "slut phase" i guess? anyway she explicitly said she wanted to fuck but didn't want to date me, so I asked her how many guys she had already "phased" and she hesitated, then answered "like... 7", so I'm pretty sure that was a lowball lie. thing is, she had just broken up with her boyfriend two weeks before. how the fuck do you even do that to yourself? a new person every other day? noped the hell out of there and felt like I had to shower before I got herpes and gonorrhea from breathing the air around her.

Hrs right

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>I probably want shallow women
Disgusting. I want a woman that isn't constrained by her sex and pick her hobbies and way of life based on what she truly desires, not what gets get the most attention or social status.
I don't. I'm just saying that there is a critical shortage of Tomboys and the older they are the less of them exist.
This means I'm on a timer to find one before it becomes exponentially harder.

based phoneposter virgin projecting your insecurities

>It's all grown single men worried about their dick size
truth

You have to be trolling you can’t be this retarded

t. dicklets who's gfs didn't have anything to brag to her friends about

You have to be autistic you can't be this unable to grasp nuance and context

If you were a woman, would you go for the fat balding neckbeard, or the tall, fit good looking guy.
Chad is the default programming.

i would go for another woman
they're so sexy

That's what I thought bro
>just become an accountant brah

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Based dicklet virgin, posting in his step moms basement

Good points

At least in the blue collar job there was more bants
>mfw my coworkers found out about abducted in plain sight

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Tomboys tend to have a lot of male friends.
Are you sure jealousy won't get the better of you?

>gets called out for projecting
>projects even harder in response
lol

i knew a few tomboys growing up. most of them actually didn't have many friends at all. the ones that had a lot of male friends were, unsurprisingly, huge sluts who were sucking everyone's dick.

there's a reason this is such a popular normie meme

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He’s not wrong

They talk about everything, then throw a fit if you've mentioned anything at all to your friends.

There's a difference between being a girl thirsty for dick and posing as a tomboy, and a Tomboy being ostracized from society because they do look uglier than other girls.

This thread is horrendous, who would actually ask a bunch of virgins anything about the nature of women?

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>why would you ask unemployed people about the labor market

Lmao guys do this shit too. You guys are pathetic

tits or gtfo

Almost. It would be like asking a person who has never worked about the labor market.

I love how anons think it’s the end of the world because girls are sexual. You all will never make it.

AM I TALKING TO A GIRL RIGHT NOW? HOLY SHIT

it's honestly kind of sad that you can't casually shoot the shit about sex on Yea Forums anymore because there are so many virgins on here now that they all get immediately triggered and accuse you of being one of them because they can't fathom the idea that other people that use this site are in fact having real sex with totally real females in the real world.

>i cant believe women talk about sex, ugh how degenerate
Meanwhile you guys talk about degenerate ass 2D anime girl shit

Not sexual, but overly sexualized at a pre-pubescent age.

>gf meets my friends
>they ask her if I've ever tongue punched her fart box

Good lads

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90 percent of the people on this site are virgins and it’s been that way for a long long time.

Titites. Now.

I find it interesting that whenever people talk about female nature online roasties get triggered as hell and start throwing around the incel card. They're very sensitive to criticism

I wish there was an anonymous image board for well adjusted “chads” who just want to discuss deep cuts

no they usually talk about it while they are fingering and eating each other out. But it's not gay or anything cause they're women

have sex

Deep cut steaks?

>anonymous image board for well adjusted “chads
you dont really understand the whole concept do you

old (pre-first deletion) /r9k/ had some kino threads about sexcapades

this

How many?

a Jew is funding this lmao (((Sara Bronfman))) Like clockwork

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I would, but my tits are too huge to fit in a pic...

There are some good LARPing boards friendo

That's cute that you think that. We already had a tit goddess in this shithole and her name was Mommyanon, and I drove her away. Should I do the same to you?

ne vri cyka

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Google says 12.9 cm is the world average

the bronfmans are one of the biggest jew families in the world too

>tfw was always doubtful of my own size, thinking it to be pretty damn average, possibly even below average
>tfw measured it last week and turns out I'm slightly above average, probably within 1 standard deviation at just over 6" if I'm really actually measuring base to tip at full mast

put a decent boost in my self esteem, desu.

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check please!

>sex havers and females on Yea Forums/nel
what's the point? do normies have to fuck everything up?

have sex

someone needs to investigate this whole pizza gate tier shit. I dont think it ever got the news it should have

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Now remove the 4-5 billion Asians from the average

good luck. all media is jewish

Sorry sweetie, welcome to 2019 :-)

They do, and trust me, all of your girlfriends friends know that you have a tiny peener.

females have always been on Yea Forums fren. they just usually pretend to be male.

bingo

Tiny penises generally don't have sex much, and they weigh down the average, so the total average, and the average of sexually active people (people that females are more likely to come across) aren't gonna be the same. So just because you're average doesn't mean you're the average guy that the average girl comes across.

I will once my cold clears, I don't want to jizz on my gf with funky spunk. Show tits, Such a show off, yet no show! That's pretty typcial

>such a short post containing with so much wrong
there weren't and even today they're far more likely to be trannies

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>talking to some girl and she reveals she dated a 30 yr old when she was 18 and conspired with her mom to never tell her dad about it

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double cucked

Generally this unless she is so ashamed of it she keeps the sex secret from everyone she knows (this does happen).

A gentleman doesn't tattle. Mostly out of respect for the woman and because I don't want my friends looking at my girlfriend as a whore. Odd shit with previous girls is alright, but not the current one. It's indecent

How would you know it happens if she keeps the secret from everyone?

>Cum on fuckbuddy's face
>Take picture
>Send her the picture
>A week later she tells me she sent it to one of her girl friends and told her to guess what was over her face
Women are weird

Wow that's a twist at the end, she seemed like such a classy girl at the start of your story.

More like degenerates are weird.
>taking pictures of sexual encounters
You are everything I hate about the modern era

top kek

Yeah your sterotypical woman has no concept of privacy or decency. Get a case of whisky dick one time and every woman in the country knows about it the next day. Bloody disgusting.

You're one of the lads at heart then.

No woman can keep a secret. Not a single one. Even the ones that are "different" will blab all your secrets. Trust me

All the time

this

Most girls I know here don't talk about their sex lives. Menstruation sure, maybe even what type of b/c they use but never anything more detailed than that.

the absolute state of reddi/tv/
tits or gtfo

Call out those white knighting faggots user

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...

You’re either not one of the cool girls(makes sense since you’re on Yea Forums) or you’re a dude, so of course they aren’t going to talk about this stuff in front of you

Is that Steve Holt?

>junk at work too
i swear, i only now got into an office that is over 50% filled with women, shit the whole company is like pussy heaven, but once you realize how much and about what topics you talk you begin to seethe with hatred about puke inducing and twisted style of how they interact with each other, how they always ty to turn the conversation into a topic about themselves and how disgusting it can get when it's time to discuss period or taste in men or specific sex subjects.

i am six months in now, i don't know if i can make it any longer. women were a mistake

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I have had plenty of female friends since growing up till now that I'm in uni. Not even the biggest sluts (I knew this nymph that took the virginity of more than half of the guys in my high school) liked to talk about her sex lives. Could be because I'm eastern yuro, it's just common decency to not go into detail about sex here I feel. Guys are the ones that do it more often when they brag.

No it's a secret cult type thing

They talk about cocks (size, strength) if they just had sex with a guy for the first time.

>secret

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Don’t Eastern Europeans have a more conservative culture in general? Might be why. But even so women do protect their reputations in front of outsiders so they still wouldn’t talk about this in front of you if they want to keep you as a beta orbiter

>youtube.com/watch?v=GKBtMLOC2oU

Women have no ability to accurately judge a man's height or penis size unless it is extreme, and most men exaggerate both. I'm 6'0'' exactly (official manlet cutoff) and I find it hilarious how many 5'8'' - 5"10'' guys say they are 6 foot. Some women I work with think I'm 6'2'' or 6'3'' because of this and don't believe me when I correct them.

He's larping as the female user. That's not the type of english non natives speak.

Their spatial awareness/reasoning are shit. Most actually couldn't tell the difference between 6 or 8.
This is why majority of dentists and denture technicians are and always will be men.

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This. I'm 5'8. My brother is 5'10, but I am far more attractive than he is. And the number of bitches who have insisted that I'm taller than he is (he does have worse posture; I tried to correct this most of his life) is fucking shocking. It's like something in their brain shifts a less attractive man's height down and a more attractive man's height up.
Fuck bitches (literally whenever possible) and get money. Bitches love money like they love height and hotness.

>Don’t Eastern Europeans have a more conservative culture in general?
We're catholic and generally more conservative, true. But at the same time it's really easy here for all kinds of guys to get laid here, to be an incel in my country is nigh impossible.
>if they want to keep you as a beta orbiter
I don't have to orbit girls, I'm pretty normie nowadays with a boyfriend.
I used to study english language/lit before I switched majors, and I've been stuck in this place for 11 years. It's embarrassing but Yea Forums taught me english.

>talking to a woman I'm interested in and she reveals she dated a 30yr old at 14 and both of her parents were ok with it.
nope

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>Eastern European
>Catholic
busted

>dated a 30yr old at 14
>both of her parents
>parents were ok with it

One of these doesn't belong

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I've seen this kind of BS. Some parents are shit.

I'm croatian, this is what I generally see my country branded as. Southern-eastern would be more correct. Slovenia and Poland are sometimes called eastern euro too and they're catholic.

Her parents are stupid rich and she was raised largely by nannies when she was younger.
It never dawned on me that two 'smart' people could be such shitty parents.

>tfw terrified of dating because i know i will sperg out and she'll tell literally everyone

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That's not why you are terrified of dating. Be honest user

they talk about everything.
stuff you like, stuff she likes.
stamina, girth.

You're right, I'm also terrified of dating in case it works and i'll have dumped a huge percentage of my happiness into a very high-maintenance thing which i have no idea how to maintain. Eventually, she'll sniff out that i've basically been a shut-in for a decade and am poorly calibrated toward anything other than surface level interaction. Having realised that I cannot be used as leverage in the "my bf is better than your bf" competition she will dump me - deleting all the happiness I invested in her and given there wasn't much of to start with, i will probably KMS.

haha

yes most women don't understand boundaries or privacy. they also hate each other.

friend of mine broke up with his gf
she shittalked him to her friends
now friend and gf are 'friendly' again and the girl is losing friends lmao

You don't want to be with someone who doesn't love who you are anyways. Trust me.

If you like someone then give it a shot
All relationships end one way or another
My last breakup fucked me up for months and months
But you learn more about yourself, what you like, and what you don't like
Don't live with regrets user
Go for it

>went on a couple dates with a girl from POF
>look up her social media
>not one but two black ex boyfriends
Ghosted her immediately

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facts. Don't believe otherwise no matter what she says.

What does she look like?

this is why you will die a virgin

well, it's one reason anyway

absolutely based, though i'm a deeply flawed human being

Short, pale blonde with very big milkers. She was in law school and in hindsight that was just as big of a red flag as being a mudshark, though I didn't think so at the time. Dating a lawyer seems like a terrible idea.

I was already not a virgin before that, but afterwards I actually dated a half-black girl for awhile.

Short pale blonde girls get blacked irl? :(

Did you expect someone from POF to not date niggers?

Yes they do.

I have a bigger then average penis and its thick. 3 of my past girlfriends have told their friends about it and iv wound up sleeping with a bunch of them just so they could try it.

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If I was a girl I wouldn't talk about it around Allison Mack, that's for sure.

Nice dude, now why don't you tell us about things that happen in your real life?

Isn't POF a Canadian thing ? are you a leaf ? Also never get involved with Lawyers they are inhuman trash.

I'm a lawyer and I've done more good for this world than you can even imagine

I'm American and POF is very big here.

You lying sack of shit.
Good job ghosting her user, proud of you.

I thought white women with black guys was just a meme?

Have sex incel. No need to be so bitter.

Memes are based on reality user.

how many inches ?

5.6

you live under a rock or something..

I do not talk about sex with my friends because I have no friends.

im about length not girth

8-9
Thick as a can of Pepsi

This. There's this chick at work who literally cannot shut up about her goddamn vagina. It's just annoying.

This is why you take the gaypill

Sneed
I hate zoomers (you) so gosh darn much
Fuck Biggers fuck Niggers fuck janies fuck Muslims and fuck beaners. Also sneedSneed
I hate zoomers (you) so gosh darn much
Fuck Biggers fuck Niggers fuck janies fuck Muslims and fuck beaners. Also sneedSneed
I hate zoomers (you) so gosh darn much
Fuck Biggers fuck Niggers fuck janies fuck Muslims and fuck beaners. Also sneed

I used to work in a restaurant, trust me they do, they also talk about guy's dick size with their friends and other girls sluttiness or lack of it, i hated when it was a table of just women, they drank too much and talked too loud

I've heard some shit user, glad i dont work in the business anymore

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FEET

I wonder what horrible thing I did in a past life to be born with a small dick.

>Yea Forums thread about what women think or do
>270 replies
literally have sex incels

They talk about their sex life with ANYONE. Getting naked in front of a woman is getting naked in front of everyone she knows.

literally lose weight

except politics, science, history vidya and actually in depth discussions of scifi and anything that requires intelligence
but yeah sure
women talk about "everything" men do

what's the context of that webm? Is that smallville?

I wish I could rape all women simultaneously

Because you’re such a deep and intelligent person yourself, aren’t you?

Only women write passive aggressively like this. If you're not a woman I hope you're just baiting for fun and not genuine or else you have dangerously low test and probably no father

>Dating a lawyer seems like a terrible idea.
It is. The one profession I refuse to date under any circumstance.

t. Lawyer

Lol that you put video games on the same list as the rest, you poor delusional soul

by definition, almost all males are deep and intelligent when compared to women
who are incapable of doing anything important for society except birthing important men

Same here, in my first year of law school one of my tutors even told me to date people outside the profession.

I worked with a couple of girls who for shits and giggles started a rumor that I had a huge dick. They even had people start to call me "Donkeyboy". Reason was I was the quiet nerd in the office, and they were bored.

Those rumors got me laid with two curious young interns later on. The funniest part was being at the pub when one of those interns was talking to one of the original rumor starters about the dick. Her face when she realised that she wasn't just repeating the rumors but had first hand knowledge, and it was actually true.

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Based

t. brainlett
videogames are the intellectual man's sport
both are useless in and of itself but both sharpen other skills
as if other pointless hobbies like reading or music are any more practical

I would never talk about my girlfriends genitals to a friend

It’s rude, and most men don’t want to belittle the girl they’re dating.

Tell her to keep her fucking mouth shut
youtube.com/watch?v=kiSvp1C-wXk

As if guys don't do this?

They don't. Especially not in any detail.

I like to brag about the people I love

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no.
we don't.
only a brain as small as a females (womens brains have been proven to be smaller, slower, and less efficient) could find it enjoyable to talk about sex with anyone but their partner

About some random whore you never see again? Sure. Talking about how your gf just has the tighest pussy and is eager to be fucked in the ass? Hell no.

speak only for yourself homosexual
this is the truth
women are indiscrete as hell
they talk about everything with their friends from penis size to how everything went down but somehow culture imprinted in everyone's brain, that men brag about women and sex when women arent around
I have never heard any man talk about female genitalia and the very few times a man was open about sex they kept it very vague

dont believe me? just imagine the following scenarios:
>woman talking about how his dick was tiny/big
>man talking about how she had disgusting beef curtains

also, the "getting laid because of reputation" is true, women are despicable and naturally more likely to enjoy sharing a man than men are enjoying sharing women

Don't forget the wagies. Is there a lunch break or something?

Honestly not really, and when we do it's usually about past girlfriends rather than current ones

No men care about beef curtains irl. The equivalent would be talking about asses or tits, which men do plenty.

>ywn be a part of a lesbian sex slave cult with select members who serve the male master sometimes

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talking about sex =/= pointing out a nice pair of tits
one is degenerate and indecent
the other is a nice courtesy to make sure your bro doesn't miss out
also females also talk about men's butts abs arms etc
so clearly it isn't an equivalent
women are shit and need to be reduced to their pre industrial status

>Tfw pencil dick
Girth is most important, don't let anyone tell you otherwise

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My dick isnt very thick but regular condoms feel quite uncomfortable at the base of the shaft

Nope. Never.

Same. Makes me want to kill myself.

This

What does a 6x6 inch dick amount to?

Lana sitting on my face

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I meant talking about what they look like underneath clothing, private stuff, but hey if you do it so your buddies fuck your gf too, not judging

but men dont do that though

This. My ex would always tell her friends about the stuff we did in bed while I never told my friends because it was none of their damn business. She even told her friends about the time we did anal and I never told anyone about that. Is there no privacy or decency with women and their friends. I bet they also make fart jokes and think they’re funny.

can someone say what these are from????

crazynightsanddays

sorry it’s crazydaysandnights

Thankfully my team at work which is 50/50 of men and women don't discuss sex, I usually try to avoid out of work events though because they'd likely talk about it there

Mack was literally in deep and was like right under (no pun intended) Raniere who is by all accounts a pseudo sexual Charles Manson. He even got the Bronfman Seagrams eiresses to fund his fuck club and even buy an island. Hilary and Gilibrand are also caught up in this.

No lie I did this once and I made her orgasm. That being said I was progressively getting softer inside of her but I did it.

pseud faggot

thanks bro

how credible is that blog overall?

A lot of the older reveals I remember reading didn’t seem true when I read them at first, but looking at them in retrospect they suddenly rang true as the celebs ended up doing the very thing described in the comments from back then. They’ve been right on more then one occasion, such as their reveals on Weinstein & Spacey years before the press got ahold of it. I also notice that the press, and others have tried very hard to discredit them. Also, all those past reveals about Allison Mack ended up being true, hence that screenshot of all their past reveals about her now starting to ring true years later.