What are you eating tonight to pair the kino?

What are you eating tonight to pair the kino?

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>he fell for the dalmore meme
holy fucking cringe. that's one pathetic malt

soup du jour

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Roast chicken, Two Towers EE

hotpockets and an egg sandwich.

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Hot sauce, of course!

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>meme whiskey
>meme beers
>meme meat cuts
>meme knife
>meme spices
Yikes

>meme meat cuts
Ribeye is the best cut, you fucking faggot.

Is there anything less manly than steak

Looks like a good night, OP. All I got are some frozen taquitos.

>ribeye

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taco bell but not sure what to get tonight.

you

If you prefer quantity of quality, then sure pleb.

That's really nice. Makes me wish I had friends and a life

It's a shame some people make craft beer so cringy when it's so fucking good

I don’t see any craft beer in that photo.

I just had a ribeye prepared on the barbecue and some beans and broccoli that my parents made because im visiting them for the night, but im not watching any kino. Im just going to lay down in my childhood bed and go to sleep even though its only 8pm because I feel this weird sadness that I cant really explain from being here. Maybe its because my old room reminds me of the friends I no longer have, the fun I no longer have, my little dog has grown old and is now blind and seems scared to even walk lest she bump into something, and the one friend I had left down here just cancelled on me.

>not seasoning your steak for 24hours in the fridge with sea salt and pepper

I ordered their grande nachos last night
fucking love nachos
the power steak burrito was good

it's so easy to tell when a picture was originally a reddit OP

WA LA

based as hell, don't listen to the other (you)'s

Grilled tritip black on the outside and so rare in the center it might as well still be walking

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No need to do that tho, making the perfect steak is easy
>let it reach room temperature
>wash the steak
>salt and pepper on both sides
>preheat cast iron skillet
>4 minutes each side or more if it's thicker
Done, perfect every time

Slow roasted pork shoulder with cherry port sauce. Memphis slaw. Stella to drink. Made it for father's day today, since I won't see my dad tomorrow.

Not OP but I've been doing mine reverse sear since I've learned of it.

you are an immense tryhard faggot kys

IMAGINE DRINKING ALCOHOL. IMAGINE LITERALLY VOLUNTARILY OVERPAYING FOR LIQUID POISON AND DOWNING IT

if you want it tender yes but if you want an actual crust you got to let that bitch sit int he fridge till it drys out

based and teetotal pilled

Alcohol bad

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people drink so they don't have to act the way you are right now

>overpaying
Only retard buy expensive booze (i.e. glenfiddich)

>wash the steak

you don't wash steaks idiot

>alcohol good

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bone-in and tomahawks are for men with little dicks who want to feel masculine, and brown too much of the surface. There's a reason people have removed the bones from ribeyes for over a century, it's to allow for a slighter sear, and more medium rare goodness inside.

I'm gonna have to call you a faggot. This hurts me more than it hurts you, but you need to toughen up based boy.

This, for me it's the black booster the best value whiskey, none of that fancy ass steel reserve shit

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kek this shit is no joke i work at a walmart in a poor people area and i make sarcastic jokes about being poor and drinking poor peaple whiskey like this and hooch and they laugh like im on their side. its real sad shit because i can tell their brains haven't developed past high school since being exposed to homebrews thats deteriorate your brain

Been eating it all week.

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>dude food
reddit

Nacho fries are back so

Where are the beans?

Looks like some damned good chili.

Burger and veggie straws while watching Aquaman from netflix.

A lot of us know that feeling. I take solace in the fact that it isn't our fault. Men have no purpose in today's world. I'd rather hang out with my parents than with onions boy faggots and their girlfriends whose lives revolve around their cats and don't see anything wrong with that. I'm ok with being a pariah, at least it's true.

Seer the outside for 2 minutes each side in bacon fat, and cook it in the oven.

everyone has their coping mechanisms. alcohol is shit tier but it gets the job done if you don't go overboard with it and it becomes a nightmare itself

>What are you eating tonight to pair the kino?
Food: Sushi
Series: The Rain
Also: Mathematical Analysis II

Tonight I had fried cube steak with chili powder and a Manhattan.

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>Only retard buy expensive booze
Depends on your definition of "expensive". Good wine kills you much slower than cheap whiskey, for example.

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Red wine makes me vomit. Fuck that shit.

Alexander III is good

based

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You're meant to drink a glass with a meal, not run through a crate of it as fast as you can, fucking alchy.

this post is ascended

LMAO

>itt

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THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL PORTERHOUSE PLEB

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>eating meat
Cringe

>2019
>BEING AN ESTRO-VEGAN
YIKE!

I think I'm allergic to tannins.

>Plant estrogen, sometimes confused with animal estrogen, is found in many plant but does not have the same effects on an animals body as animal estrogen does.
Enjoy your hormone meat and milk, gayboi

GRASSFED NO HORMONE OR ANTIBIOTIC TRY AGAIN SOIBOI

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Two well done sirloin steaks and adobo seasoning + 2 sweet potatoes + milk with honey in it, then camomile tea. im paranoid about food poisoning and only eat meat well done which makes it taste like shit so I put adobo on everything.

You’re still eating estrogen naturally produced by a cow...
also milk is produced after a cow gives birth (animals don’t produce milk 24/7 for the rest of their lives, they have to be pregnant) so estrogen is at its highest. So any dairy has higher than normal traceable of estrogen.
I will say your bitchtits will go away if you stay off the milk and stick to the steak, but you’ll still die of cancer anyways.

I'LL HAVE MY STEAK RARE LIMPWRIST
NOW GO GET YOUR ONIONS BOTTLE OPENER

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I'm having a girl I met last week over for a few drinks at my place tonight, so probably be eating pussy.

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>wash the steak
Fuck no. You pour off all the excess blood water, then pat it dry on both sides with a paper towel. Salt both sides generously, then let the meat sit for at least an hour, or more like 2 hours if it just came out of the fridge. Before cooking, add fresh ground black pepper. Heat a cast iron skillet piping hot with a high smoke point oil (so that the cast iron is 400F+ before starting), and cook it on each side 3-4 minutes until a nice crust forms (assuming standard ~1 inch thickness). You can add some rosemary sprigs and crushed garlic cloves to the pan once it's going.
Sear depends on cooking surface temperature and the starting temperature of the meat. Bone-in or not is minor compared to the temperatures.

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How do you meet women as an adult?

What if the only meat you eat is kangaroo?

Unironically based.

Consuming the liquid jew is peak retardism.

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>putting your tongue on the vaginal jew

Why do lumbersexual faggots try so fucking hard to compensate for the fact that they are little weak fragile city pussies that are completely separated from the nature of their existence by eating raw meat and showing everyone that?

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>eating pussy
The Romans had a lot of words for sex. They also had a lot of ideas about manliness. Unsurprisingly, these concepts coincided often.

Futuere, generally equivalent to "fucking", specifically meant for a man to put his penis in the vagina. This was modestly manly, but there were two acts considered manlier.

Pedicare, referred literally to the act of fucking another male (preferably a younger boy) in the ass. This was significantly more manly than futuere, to the Romans. But there was one act manlier, the manliest sexual act of them all.

Irrumare - the forcible fucking of the mouth by a man, to either sex, but especially another full-grown man. Forcing another dude to gobble your cock was the most manly thing a Roman could even conceive of.

But this had a drawback - the Romans didn't really have concepts of "gay" and "straight" like we do now. But they sure as fuck had faggots. They lived up to every faggot stereotype we have now, except it had less to do with fucking dudes, and more to do with being the passive partner sexually, in general. And being on the receiving end of irrumare - that is, the dude with the dick in his mouth, was the second faggiest thing Romans could think of. So it was real tricky to be a real man in the bedroom, when it meant making your boyfriend the second worst kind of faggot.

What was the single gayest thing to the Romans? Faggier than gobbling down dicks like egg nog at Christmas?

Cunninilingus. The act of eating pussy. A man who ate pussy was gayer than a twink pussyboi who subsisted entirely on man jizz. Because submitting to put your mouth on the genitals of a woman made you more womanly than that woman, as far as they were concerned.

Consider that the next time you suck on a pussy, you fanook.

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Dumb cunt, cow milk literally has higher estrogen than onions milk. You're a fatty with male boobs either way.

For me, it's the New York strip medium rare. I like ribeye, I like porterhouse, but I have yet to find a cut that hits the spot like a properly prepared New York strip.

Go to social events. I actually met her at a family party. Women fart and get horny too user.

This is a very low test post.

>TALKING ABOUT STEAKS
M-MUH MILK!

THE ESTROGEN HAS ROTTED YOUR BRAIN VEGAN PUSSYBOY

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Wops are fags, who know.

>no garlic powder

why would anyone use only two parts of the holy trinity?

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>PREPROCESSED GARLIC
OH NO NONONONO

The ultimate boomer cut. I prefer good meat.

Gonna be a Yikes for me...

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How do I find social events?

>NY STRIP PLUS A FILET ISNT GOOD MEAT
PORTERHOUSE IS THE GOAT, 2 STEAKS IN 1

CRY MORE VEGAN FAGGOT LMAO

based romans

You're triggering literally no one with your capslock larping, bruv. It's cringy.

STAY MAD RETARD

WANNA POST ABOUT MILK AGAIN LMAO YOU GOT NOTHING VEGO FAGGOT

pork>beef

BESIDES BEING WRONG

I DONT BLOODY THINK SHARIA ALLOWS IT, INNIT

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I'm guessing you're a neet.
Try going to a church, temple, etc. Those places are great ways to meet people and they usually organize social events.

>overcook the pork: tastes like a shoe
>undercook the pork: shit out a 10lbs tapeworm 3 months later

Pork is alright if you can get it exactly right.

The only people I've ever seen at a church were elderly and couples.

And they are the best people to hook you up with single women.
Elder people want grandchildren and married couples like to hook up single friends with other single friends.

Women will literally introduce you to other single women.

>Elder people want grandchildren
Is this like a rural American/Third World thing? I've literally never seen or heard of it happening

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dude you literally hear "I want grandchildren" all the time on tv/movies

I'm your friend.

I should've rephrased it, I meant elderly people hooking their single grandkids up with other people

A 2 day old egg Mcmuffin pizza and Franzia merlot while watching the office. My life sucks ass

learn to cook, it uses up time and you won't have to eat shit food

Grocery shopping is very expensive now a days user plus I'm untreated anxiety so shopping will literally kill me. Too many ppl abuse xanax in my city so getting treated is impossible

i put some chicken breasts on the grill. i burned them slightly but otherwise they weren't bad.

L O N D O N

Groceries aren't more expensive than the processed shit you're eating. Get whole chickens and finish butchering it yourself, they're way cheaper than the boneless breasts. Hell, the packs of thighs and drumsticks are usually cheap too. Basic vegetables like carrots and broccoli are cheap. Oil is cheap as long as you're not buying first press olive oil or black truffle oil or stuff like that.
>untreated anxiety
Dude just go straight to the stuff you want to buy and use the self checkout if they have one, no social interaction required.

It's alright but hanger steak will always be the true patrician choice

I like this picture

They stopped serving their best item: the cheesy potato burrito

hello brothers

Based

based and purity pilled

fuck you user sometimes I wanna be Fred Flintstone and my dick is average not small

What are these meme pictures "men" are taking with their gay drinks on the cutting board they didn't make themselves? They're not even cooked. This is the pre-picture they took before making it well-done with ketchup I'm assuming. How many of these pictures -aren't- from menstralgram? Faggots.

This explains why nord chads so effortlessly annihilated those filthy m*doids

fucking entry level, you stupid goyim cunt

>putting glasses and bottle caps next to uncooked meat
What a fucking retard
>Chopped rosemary
Those steaks are going to taste of nothing but rosemary
Also what's with the aluminum foil? Are they seriously going to eat the bones?
>Argentina Churrasco
Embarrassed about my countrymen desu. Sirloin would be the superior choice.

You think glenfiddich is expensive? lol

[laughs in arrachera]