ITT: signs you're about to watch a great film

ITT: signs you're about to watch a great film

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Guns
Knife tricks
Techno/Metal music (Bonus points for Industrial, the fusion of both)
Svelte protagonist in a suit
Explosions
Motorcycle stunts
Tits
Sex in slow-motion where penetration isn't visible
Cool one-liners
Woman lead isn't stronger than male lead
Male lead is white
It's not one of those artsy-fartsy serious movies so you can yell in the theater with everyone else
I can punch a faggot and say "[Movie] made me do it, he's just like [character]" and the cops go "Oh yeah" and join in

rape
car chase

There's a funny black guy who makes the serious circumstances seem less serious

no wom*n

But then who's gonna have the tits, you need tits for a good movie, the woman just can't be strong or able, just like real life

Big, floppy dicks waving in the wind.
The American flag on a penis.
Cumshots.
Spit.
Shemales with big, juicy cocks.
Anal.

I liked when he kept screaming "nigger" in that baseball movie.

>The American flag on a penis.

I got that tattoo after I saw Tropic Thunder and 9 shots of Everclear but you're a faggot and I hope you don't set foot anywhere near the state of Alabama

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