10 minutes in holy shit this movie is fucking trash
10 minutes in holy shit this movie is fucking trash
Lucas Price
Owen Jackson
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Joseph Carter
it wasn't that bad if you actually try to imagine reeves as some bad ass superkiller man.
the fact you actually have to try to imagine it basically ruins the entire thing for me.
This is close to oldboy, but you can believe oldboy was some sort of superbadass because we saw him locked in a room for years training.
Tyler Murphy
they stuck every single dead wife trope in there
standing in front of a bathroom mirror, photographs, flashbacks to expensive dinners, funeral, ridiculously forced crying, and added a puppy on top of it.
Adrian Parker
>a retired contract killer with years of experience who everyone fears
or
>a dadbod alcoholic who trains on a wall
Jose Howard
死ぬ
Sebastian Peterson
Imagine being so new and completely fucking retarded that you unironically think John wick isn't Reddit
Landon Morris
It would be bad if his wife died because of the baddies, but its coincidence. Great fucking movie trilogy, especially from /k/ perspective
Benjamin Ward
Colton Rodriguez
Real talk guys; I know we have our reasons, most justifiable, for hating reddit, but do we have to turn against John Wick and Keanu just because they're popular now?
Isaiah Hernandez
Agreed
Levi Bailey
Asher Cox
>a fag that says dude and killed 3 people with a pencil
or
>a guy that looks mean and killed 50 people with a hammer
Thomas Martinez
>Guy that looked mean
Dude looked like a fat alcoholic stepdad. Scary to kids maybe, but that's pretty much it
Leo Miller
SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THIS MAN A daughter who's not a pornstar
Jeremiah Morris
his appearance changes in the movie.
Julian Ross
yeah.... i’m thinking i’m black
Brody Sanchez
here is your (((you)))
Jose Bailey
It was ok, I didn't hate it. I liked the nonchalant comedy moments when someone asks if he's alright or needs help and they have a small talk moment. Standard revenge movie really.
Grayson Lopez
You're not supposed to take it seriously.
Christopher Hill
Cool story, bro.
Liam Fisher
Imagine being a contrarian soiboi faggot
Jacob Wilson
>confusing John Wick with Bill and Ted
This is why brainlet shouldn't post.
Xavier Diaz
I turned it off, and i rarely stop watching a movie.
It was horrible, i felt dumber for watching 30mins.
One scene to the next, cool staged area, fight happens, move on to next scene, cool staged area, fight happens.
>Rinse and repeat
Joseph King
Thats all its suppose to be. Bet your faggot ass hated Hardcore Henry too. That was fucking kino.
Matthew Phillips
Just finished watching this about an hour ago. Solid 7/10
Landon Turner
That's racist. Every dad in asia looks like that
Joshua Peterson
It's alright if you're one of those people who can "dude just turn your brain off lmao".
If you can't do that it's pretty fucking bad.
Gavin Allen
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING