Sorry sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30

I eat three when I'm on keto, but that's without bread and shit.

*bagel

>fell for the keto meme
>still eats McDonald’s
Based retard thinks meme diets make you healthy lmao I bet you drink a gallon of water per day too. #healthyasfuck

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The Egg McMuffin is unironically the best thing on the menu.

>t. dyel

No 'healthy', thin and hot. There's a difference, faggot.
No, I have no idea how much water I drink.I only drink water and coffee though.

>thin and hot
I’d love to shack you around and show you what a real man looks like stupid bitch.

t. Fatso
>I-I'm just in bulk mode right now!

fucking this. i get so pissed when mc donalds is serving breakfast when i want a cheeseburger or mcnuggets.

Sure thing, boss. totally sure you're not larping.
A real man is about the effect he has on other men around them, it's not a thing of looks. I've seen uggos with great leadership skills and handsome men who did nothing but smoke pot all day.

You would be afraid to call me that in real life, I guaran-fucking-tee it kid.

McDonalds breakfast is legit awful and it sits like a rock in your stomach

Same. I stopped eating at McDonald's when I found out where and how they stored their food though. Scared me more than any health-conscious advertisement could

Why can’t you see that I just want what’s best for you, user? Bread is delicious and has been the primary source of calories for humans for thousands of years. You need to think for yourself and stop falling for fad diets

Lmao don't have a heart attack fatty

>10:30
What kind of shithole stop serving breakfast at 10:30? Here they stop at 11.

Where do they store their food?

This. They do all day breakfast, why not all day everything? It's so annoying. On weekends it's 11 am that breakfast goes to. I went at 10:55 and they wouldn't let me order nuggets.

That wasn’t even me. I didn’t give a fuck because I’m not fat.

Their bagels are so fucking hit or miss. You get a perfectly cooked bagel one time, and it makes all the other pathetic attempts severely disappointing.

Do people over the age of 18 still eat at McDonald's? It's fucking disgusting.

>that's fine, just give me 5 quarter pounders 2 salads and some peanut butter packets please

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I work at a hospital and they store it in a disgusting old warehouse literally feet away from decomposing fetuses floating in vinegar

I'm sure every place is different but that just speaks to their standards of cleanliness

Bread was a glorious thing that kept people fed in ancient times. But it's not necessary now. It's time to leave it behind.

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The mcdouble is idea. One piece of cheese, two meat patties. .8 carbs per burger when you strip away the bun and wipe off the ketchup. Anything else is a mistake.
Salads can be good, though, if you leave off the dressing.

wow, real insider info here. still gonna eat there though.

It's easy to put yourself in the shoes of a single black mother just doing what she's hired to, until whitey with his live streaming camera mounted onto an assault rifle thinks he can get whatever he wants whenever he wants and ruins your day.

Stop ruining hamburger. Cook for yourself or stop counting carbs on fast food. Stop posting.

I mean that's probably fine, the odds of them accidentally grabbing a slice of fetus and throwing it on the grill instead of an all beef patty are like 33.333333% so if I only eat 1 or 2 meals there every day I think I'm ok. Also it's not like a little salt and vinegar babby ever hurt anybody anyway. Live a little, I say.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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>10:45
>go to burger seller because I know they stop serving breakfast at 11
>"we stop serving breakfast at 10:30"
>well, that's wrong but whatever. give me a burger
>"we don't have burgers until 11:00"

I swear niggers are constantly making up work "rules" to give themselves down time

oh no! not LITERALLY FEET

ew gross how could anyone eat food that's been a measurable distance from something inedible!!!

for me it's the filet of fish

my sister bought a fish sandwich at burger king once and the filet had a uniform pattern of lines of blue dots (think tiny beads, but not hard or of a distinct texture) all throughout it. never again.

>on the side
I can't even see it

Are there any Adam Sandler comedies that don't have blatant product placement? I can't think of one.

fatty detected

the only thing you should get from burger king is a whopper, maybe jalapeno poppers if they still have those

for me? its the buttermilk chicken sandwich

McChicken with ketchup. no mayo

Triple Whopper, extra cheese, ketchup only
large fries, medium onion rings
large dr pepper
hershey sundae pie

fight me

Anybody recommend one of the limited time international items?

damn son, a triple whopper? How do you do it?

with a boner

Because it's fucking funny.

HORSESHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=-eREiQhBDIk

Why are fast food scenes always kino?

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>Wheres your name tag bitch.
>What toy do you have
>No salt on my fries.
>You put the cheese on the bottom of the burger when it's supposed to be on top. MAKE IT AGAIN!

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>when the lady vomits the instant d-fens directly addresses her

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No, sausage goes on the McGriddle. The biscuit is for bacon.

The Spanish burger was pretty good, nothing too different, but the Stroopwafel McFlurry was great.

>pancakes and syrup
ok
>served with sausage or bacon
ok
>eaten simultaneously
TOO FAR

People who enjoy the flavors of smoked meat and maple syrup together should be put on one way trains to special camps

Why is there no Bacon McMuffin?

>english muffin, bacon, eggs, & cheese

perfect breakfast sammich, tbqh

its those giant globs on the side of the plate

Los Pollos Hermanos sounds really tasty
youtu.be/i6U92heh-hA

Never go to places of work that are a nigger majority. One time I went to a gas station near my house that had the gas pumps's card readers deactivated because of a string of credit card robberies and this lazy nigger of an attendant refused to sell me or anyone gas because he was leaving in 9 minutes. What the absolute fuck is that shit? I'm still pissed to this day.

But there is

>kills people because he gets stuck in traffic and can't get a mcdonalds breakfast
>"YAAASSS D-Fens is SOOOO based!!!"
>kills a nazi
>"woah woah woah thats too far"

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>tfw it's not real

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I don't see it on the website menu

yikes

laziest bait ever rethink your life

You don't have the bacon and egg McMufin? Weird. You can get them to hold the egg if you want if you just want a bacon McMuffin

This Fatman is absolutely correct. Just serve a burger

>plain
Jesus what are you 5? Hope next time you order plain burgers the jackass on grill makes em plain with no cheese even though you meant plain with cheese.

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>ruining your body with fried potatoes
ok, that's your choice
>while also ruining the flavor of something as perfect as a fried potato by smothering them in sauce
kill yourself

I just got a job at McDonald's.

What am I in for bros? I start next week.

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lots of beeping
you'll hear still when you go home

you'll become irrationally angry everytime you see a black woman in an suv

Niggers WILL make your job harder than it needs to be. It's even worse if you have a nig coworker.

apparently it isn't a thing in the us of a

2 cheeseburger meal with fries and a large sweet tea or a chocolate milkshake for me lads

Is it the fryer? or the order operation?

I'm afraid that there will be a troll customer who will have a complicated order and just when I ring it up, they will say "oh for fucks sake I said TWO MEDIUM fries" loud so everyone assumes I fucked up.

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>not getting the Mc10:25

it's like you enjoy being a pleb

Is it specific to where you live? The place I will work for seems friendly.

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Fries are done? beep-beep-beep. Patties been in the tray too long? beep-beep-beep. Burgers finished cooking in the clamshell? beep-beep-beep-beep. Done nuking pancakes or the bun for a Filet? beep-beep-beep. Everything fucking beeps constantly. It will drive you mad.

>mayo
it isn't mayo you fucking philistine, it's burger icing and i get double on my jr chicken and then get a bacon mcdouble with mac sauce and make a mcgangbang. i don't give a fuck.

>buy mcdonalds with my bro one time
>nogwoman at the speakerphone is kinda rude
>as if knowing this, the melanin-enriched fellow who hands us the food is chill as fuck
>says "here you go boss" when he hands me the food
based black guys just KNOW

It is the unfortunate consequence of living in the south.

holy fucking based

The microwave is the loudest and most annoying, fuck that thing.

You better not fuck up my cheeseburgers wagie or I'll walk my 300 lb ass back there and make you quake (and the whole restaurant too)

Do people just tune it out? How did you cope with it (assuming you worked for a franchise?). Sounds like a good way to get tinnitus.

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McD's is getting too expensive to be worth it anymore. $1 iced coffee was great, but that's long gone. $1 hash browns was also good but not it's $1.29. Might as well go to Starbucks, Dunkin, Panera, etc.

>rush happens
>it's clearly busy
>just as we finish a guys order he gets fed up and wants a refund because it was "taking too long"
>Like literally as we were handing him his bag he decides on a refund

Customers don't deserve rights

Eat my mega cock and hopefully your micropenis will get bigger.

*Sausage and egg McMuffin

I like the Canadian bacon, but if you like sausage, this is just as good.

Is this common?

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Is it time for fast food feels?
>repeat guy's order twice
>suddenly decides to get his cheeseburger a specific way after it has been made
>also wants to change an item for something less expensive AND wants the difference back

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I won't m8, I'm nice to fault, which might be a problem.

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Based McBro

Eventually you get to tune it out a bit, but it's still annoying. The worst part for me was like I said, I would still hear it when I got home and when I was lying in bed in a quiet room. It's obnoxious as hell but it might not happen to you.

When I was working at Mcd I always spat in the food of hot women

Why?

move to australia

>not keeping a little vial of your cum in your pocket to sneak between the cheese and meat
>not working in an upscale McDonald's so you can sneak your cum into every hot snooty white bitch's order
Amateur

Do Americans really eat Mcdonald's for breakfast? Do you guys eat that shit regularly? All fast food is garbage and makes you feel shit

the coffee market in the USA is very cutthroat

That's Adam Sandler's thing. He's a business man first

>not getting a coffee and apple pie like a boomer (pumpkin pie during the fall is good too)

Sausage McGriddle with a coffee and a hash brown is a dope breakfast on the go you autistic spaz

>Sandler : WARRRRRRRRGGGG!!! HAPPY MEAL!!! BLARGABLARGABLARGE BWWBWBWBWB!!!!!
shitty humor. Alos no Fast Food place should serve """"""""""Breakfast"""""""""" they should just have their entire menu from open till close, such horse shit, no wonder Chik-fil-e is killing them.

You might not know this, but McDonald's serves breakfast in other countries too.

youtube.com/watch?v=cOl_L31c0Yo

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6 piece nuggets combo large

8 piece if im real hungry

ive never seen this movie. heard goos things. I have seen however
>Death Sentence
>Death Wish
>The Substitute
>187
>The Brave One
so im surprised i missed this one.

If you have a bro manager and coworkers, it can legit be a fun place to work at, but it's a 50/50 shot.

you seem young so heres some advice. dont be a weirdo who doesnt talk to anyone, itll make your work life hell.

nigga you have no idea how crowded any place that sells coffee gets. Especially here in Seattle in the morning

Only now do I realize that half of his movies even back then were just product placement ads.

because fast food establishments are a den of human misery.

are you me?

Hell. Don't let them take advantage of you BUT! read the room and see if they need your help a little more than normal. I hope you have a good manager. Don;t do this longer than 6 months, look for a better paying job.

there are stupid, entitled, low iq humans all over, especially in the south, it's not just blacks. Racism is for brainletts.

ThE cUsToMeR iS aLwAyS RiGhT!!!!

>6piece and fries
500 cal, nice. drink water with it because the all in one soda thing is garbage.

HEY FATTIE!!

>been waiting for my order for a long time
>only have 30 minute lunch break
>"Hey, can I go ahead and just get a refund? I won't have time to eat it on my break now and I have to get back to work"
>inundated with excuses, apologies, and offers of free shit, i.e. anything but my damn refund

for fuck's sake, I'm not bitching or threatening to report you. I'm not even mad. Just give me my money so I can get out of here.

McChicken and McDouble didn’t exist when this movie came out.

t. oldfag

>30 minute lunch break
>goes to McDonalds
you deserve to be hungry. I wish workers would fucking stand up to this shit and everyone demand an hour lunch.

it's just close, man.

Alright, wish me luck.
Like talk to people casually? thanks for the advice.
Alright, thanks bro. I might be here for longer though if it works out.
I'm Ethiopian/French, and I've lurked since 2009 (freshmen). I'm past the shallow brushstroke. thanks for the advice m8

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>french fry
Is that necessarily bad?

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>and a coke. fuck you
>not getting a 64 ounce at the gas station next door

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Bacon egg and cheese bagel is bretty good

based, I could eat that shit until I fucking exploded

I'm French and I eat breakfast at McDonald's once in a while.

>T.non-competitive "powerlifter"
Everyone know that two quarterpounders has better macros for the price.

Because of that movie.

Sure tubs, you just felt the need to defend this random fatass on the internet

>Stores their food in a separate area that is walled off from nasty shit on the outside
It's not even in the same fucking warehouse Jesus Christ fuck off.

>craving a cheeseburger and soda before noon
This is why you're fat

HEY

Just so you know, we microwave the egg even though we're not supposed to

#notsponsoredatall

Watch it. It's a fun ride.
youtube.com/watch?v=qgd2EPmB5MU

My breakfast?
>Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddle
>Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit
>Coffee

>irrationally

thanks for assuming i visit McDonalds on a daily basis, european

seriously, why do you think they always go for white women?

We're full prick

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>>"YAAASSS D-Fens is SOOOO based!!!"
But in multiple threads he's stated by anons that he's the villian

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KEK
nothing cures liberalism quite like diversity

cuck

>McMuffins
No, he meant McGriddles

what movie is this from?

Sausage, egg and cheese on a bagel instead of a biscuit is goat

I’m glad you won’t go to McDonalds since I’d rather not have literal retards in my eating space anyways

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Happy Gilmore

McDonald’s has all day breakfast now, kids in the future will be confused by scenes like this

True. And they live in a better world for it.
Imagine having to eat a Mac or a QTP rather than getting a based McMuffin and Hashbrown.

>Western "food" culture

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mcdonalds has never sold pepsi, retard

kys. ketchup ruins mcchickens and also, spicy mcchickens are kino.

all day burgers when? will the remake go this route?

>fresh eggs
As opposed to what? Rotten eggs? Frozen eggs?

based mcdoubler

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You will hate black people if you don't already

>peasants
>people

The roastie whore wife is the real villain of the story.

You will hate anyone not just blacks.

Reminder this movie was written and directed by Jews and a Jew plays the lead.

Don't forget to refill your insulin prescription before noon tomorrow.

MOVIE NAME AND ACTRESS? She is so hot I wanna marry her.

Sir, we only serve pepsi now.
please refrain from insulting us and make your order.

Why can't I have a burger in the morning. I work night shift and sometimes I just want a burg and fries when I'm done. UNVAIR

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Movie name?

falling down

Why don’t you just make coffee at home like everybody else? It takes 3 fucking minutes.

Copy that

AWW HORSE SHIT

>what is a switch over
don't you have restaurants in your area that swap over between lunch & dinner menus and take a few hours in between to prepare?

Breakfast at McDonald's is fucking disgusting. But I have never been much of a breakfast guy either way

how long since mcdonalds had blue uniforms

>>Sorry sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 10:30.

"But McDonald's has an all-day breakfast menu now. So please just give me what I ordered before I start shooting this place up."

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Wait, then what do they sell if not breakfast or lunch?

Why did they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 at most fast food joints? People eat breakfast as late as 11 sometimes. It was fucking bullshit I tell you.

Every fast food joint I go to servers breakfast all day now so yay.

They should stop serving it at 9 AM.

Brunch.

We can't all be so blessed to work the Lord's fields at 5am like you do.

Bitch, you're one of the chains that is trialing serving breakfast till 11am. Get your manager out here so we can both berate you.

only thing a microwave will fuck up is texture. Microwaves being bad is a meme, its just smart.

this shit literally happened to me yesterday. I have it ingrained in my blood that McD's breakfast ends at 10:30, except on Sunday it ends at 11. Pull into a McDonalds while I'm out of town at work and "hurr we don't serve lunch until 11"

I think since they serve breakfast all day anyway they were just postponing having to add lunch items to the menu as long as possible

so you like microwaved burgers?

McWagey here, anyone who asks for an item with no sauce I sincerely question your sanity

shut the fuck up you pussy

GOTTA KEEP THAT EATING WINDOW TIGHT

Bread is great when it is real bread with the
Wheat sperm and fiber and likely had some milled in bugs for veritiy , and grain hadn’t sat in a warehouse decaying 2 years, and didnt have a ton of preservatives
99% of Modern bread is trash, Including most of the "whole grain" brands

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>McDoubles Plain
This is what autism looks like.

>Aight that's fine lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I think the food court McDonalds in Vegas probably sell Pepsi because the entire town is in a jewish vicegrip by Pepsico

is this a thing anywhere else because I've never heard enough praise for the BIG TASTY despite how god tier it is.

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