They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don’t put that part in the songs.
They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don’t put that part in the songs
Luke Nelson
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Jeremiah Collins
Fuck off
Leo Smith
Is that what drogon the dragon was doing? Smelling her poop?
Aiden Jackson
>dragon
He's a wyvern.
Owen Rodriguez
KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE
We’re telling incest stories
Mine was my nephew on a boat. My dragon took an arrow, so I was on ship, sailing through the sea. He came lusting for me, this dumb northern lad, thinking he could continue the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to my bed, Gods, I was hot then.
Parker Gomez
Shut the FUCK UP
Gavin Miller
Which are still technically dragons, just a different breed
Angel Taylor
all wyverns are dragons
not all dragons are wyverns
Christopher Cox
There's wyverns in got, they're dragons but way smaller and don't spit fire.
Valyrians niggers got some magic going and crossed wyverns and firewyverns to create dragons
Jack Reyes
Keked
Adam Price
The "dragon=4 legs, wyvern=2 legs" rule applies to medieval European heraldry and nothing else. The word "dragon" and its antecedents have seen a huge range of usage historically, sometimes even being used for sea monsters.
In the ASOIAF universe, dragons and wyverns both have 2 legs; the former breathe fire, while the latter don't.
James Long
does emilia poop
Jackson Wood
Who created these rules?
Henry Baker
This
Jaxson Price
maybe
Carter Kelly
GROSS
Cooper Taylor
NO
Dominic Gutierrez
would you smear your face on her shit covered ass user?
Jayden Powell
Adorable
Cooper Morgan
Yea
Wyatt Lopez
imagine the smell
Carson Jenkins
God I wish that were me
Daniel Lopez
Imagine being that autistic over a giant fictional lizard
Austin Allen
Excuse me?
Leo Stewart
who estipulated these rules?
Ryan Morris
hope you niggas voted
Oliver Campbell
You are excused.
Justin Davis
> imagine being Emilias boyfriend
> you tell her having her shit on your face would be kinda hot
how would she react?
Jayden Thomas
link
Jeremiah Roberts
Jordan Thompson
>Voting is not available in your location
Is this restrict only to americucks?
Jaxson Thomas
>voting is now closed
Andrew Wright
Shut the fuck up nerd. Also, there's wyverns in ASOIAF and they're a separate species from dragons though they look similar.
>Tfw the leak where Jon stabs her with his sword and her body bursts into flames, turning Longclaw into Lightbringer wasn't true.
Jose Martinez
My autism demands I remind you that she hadn't eaten for days prior so she couldn't have pooped herself. She probably did piss all over her and Jon since he was cradling her though.
Jason Evans
Who are the other competitors?
Tyler Harris
Her death was so lazy
Wyatt Davis
Just like the rest of seasons 5 to 8
Gavin Bailey
that's like saying a dog with 2 legs would just be a different breed wtf faggot
Jackson Gomez
Jacob Allen
>game of thrones vs literal who's
I think she will make it
Charles Cook
We call those Sicilians, user.
Christopher Ward
Isn't the handmaids tale big with braindead mtv fans?
Lincoln Gray
She got this right?
Dylan Johnson
Who???
Robert Jones
wtf I thought women didn't shit like guys do
Gabriel Lopez
girls dont poop
Nathan Reyes
please seek out a qualified mental health practitioner
Luke Gonzalez
They don't, she's an actress
Asher Young
SUNSET
Dominic Lee
Based
Zachary Baker
Oh thank goodness. Why do women even have buttholes then? Is it like how men have nipples but they serve no purpose?
Daniel Rodriguez
>every single one of them MOGGE'D by Emilia
Joshua Walker
Dude, she didn't eat for several days because she realized Varys was poisoning her food. By the time she got to the throne room, her bowels were empty. She went mad from hunger pains.
Luis Baker
>#terminatorgenisys
Lucas Richardson
delete this
Jace Mitchell
>finally have a dream with emilia
>all that happens is we walk past another without saying anything
god damnit brain stop being so fucking useless
Ayden Ward
I hope so
Isaiah Perry
The Night King dying like a normal human and shitting ice would have been an excellent way to cap off this realistic series.
Camden King
Just keep trying bro, you’ll get it one day
Grayson Ramirez
Ever since these threads started i'm dreaming about her, everytime i wake up, it feels like a wall of bricks fell into my chest
Aiden Rodriguez
well that's disappointing
Jason Fisher
The only dream i had with emilia she's is being beated to death by Jon with a baseball bat
Ryder Reed
2 nights ago I dreamt she kissed me on my check, so i'm still bathing in the after glow
Sebastian Wood
>thankgodforlargeloos
COLONIZED
Zachary Campbell
Why's she doing gang signs
Oliver Jones
the fuck is a large loos
Camden Martinez
Emilia >>>> Kiki > Peggy >>> spicolina
Josiah Cruz
women do that when they defecate
Samuel Gutierrez
americans pls stop
Luis Watson
Do you think she uses a bidet?
Asher Ross
nigga what is it
Jordan Price
a loo that is larger than normal
Camden Thomas
ah shit a larger toilet
Parker Myers
more specifically the stall space than the actual toilet
Gavin Ortiz
wow this girl you guys are postin is super cute
Jaxon Peterson
>The eighth and final season of the fantasy drama television series Game of Thrones concluded on May 19, 2019
Game of thrones has been over for a month now, time to get over it
Ethan Peterson
I wish she was my girlfriend
Daniel Turner
who took the picture?
Noah Baker
Olivia Jerk. Is that her name?
Jeremiah Russell
>June 16th
>over a month
not so fast tranny
Oliver Jackson
the same person who takes all the pics
Julian Ross
me
Anthony Smith
Is that Emily Blark?
Brody Phillips
taking photos in bathrooms is a criminal offense in many states, including california
Hudson Peterson
>viserys actor looks like book Jon more than kit
Samuel Baker
I just wish to have a chance to talk with Emilia some day.
Evan Hall
Goddammit, why do people keep perpetuating this myth?
Most people do not shit when they die. All that happens upon death is that your muscles relax. Unless you're holding in a turd at the moment you die, nothing happens.
Brody Robinson
t. DrDisrepect viewer
Nolan King
Jason Mamoa
Evan Martinez
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
Cooper Williams
better res
Wyatt Nelson
You do have a release of gases though
Hudson Young
her mum
Eli Diaz
LULZ
Adam Scott
What was this from again
Parker Diaz
>Implying she didn't have a post-conquest feast
She looked healthy and normal in that throne room, her bowels were full up I can assure you
Angel Scott
Does anyone know what Emilia’s mom look like?
Nicholas Roberts
based
Julian Phillips
Yes
Blake Torres
cute
Alexander Evans
If you had one chance to go out with Emilia on a date where would you take her?
Justin Jenkins
For drinks at a nice bar. You're a cuck if you take her out to fancy dinner and then she doesn't put out.
Gabriel Roberts
A pier.
Christopher Gray
My house
Caleb Sanders
For a lobotomy
Justin Thompson
I wish I was the toilet
Jordan Howard
viserys actor is gay right?
Carson Stewart
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water."
Carter Parker
Oh shit, didn't see that someone else had posted that already.
Hunter Sanders
She already got that
Ethan Jones
Here's your amerimutt Tolkien bro
Dylan Edwards
No
Ethan Foster
Mine was my nephew on a boat. My dragon took an arrow, so I was on ship, sailing through the sea. He came lusting for me, this dumb northern lad, thinking he could continue the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to my bed, Gods, I was hot then. Came on my breastplate, probably shattered ever pelvic bone he had. I stood over him, his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast, I brought it down, he shouted: Wait! Wait!. They don't tell you how they cuck you at the victory party. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy..now the Targaryens have gone extinct, unlike everyone else. He could have lingered in my bed like a smart boy, and today his wife would be making him happy, his sons would be inbred, and he wouldn't be waking three times in the night to piss into the snow.
WINE!
Thomas Anderson
The final dany chapter in the books so far
Parker Sullivan
>He could have lingered in my bed like a smart boy, and today his wife would be making him happy, his sons would be inbred
Joseph Lee
I thought the jannies were deleting these trash threads? What the fuck happened?
You faggots got Alita generals banned but you get to keep making your shitty waifu threads?
The moderation on this place is retarded fuck you guys
Parker Gray
Is GRRM going to explain who Sunset is in Winds of Winter?
Wyatt Cox
What's wrong with a got thread?
Eli Phillips
>You faggots got Alita generals banned but you get to keep making your shitty waifu threads?
Because she is not some disgusting CGI Japanese cartoon
Isaiah Hughes
Cringe.
Levi Edwards
The more she drank, the more she shat.
Owen Long
Where do you think the baby comes from? Did you really think a baby could fit through a fuckhole?
Christopher Cruz
>Is GRRM going to explain [...] in Winds of Winter?
Julian Richardson
Kevin Allen
I-It's over, y-your grace...
Dylan Anderson
Babies come from storks
Christopher Johnson
Jon killing her was evil
Austin Thompson
Gods, you're dumb. Babies come from the anus. It's where the term "Piece of shit" comes from, implying your mother shat you out and you never grew to be anything more than oversized fecal matter.
Thomas Thompson
What do you mean "over?"
Isaiah Robinson
There's no more episodes
Jordan Bailey
IS THAT WHAT "OVER" MEANS!?
SO MAKE. MORE.
Brody Harris
Fuck me right now Jon or I will destroy Winterfell too
Lincoln Miller
smol
Ryan Sanders
hey you with that red dress
Parker Hughes
>this dress led a man to kill himself
Jack Flores
I want the sequels bro
Levi Smith
i cant quit you ms clark
Easton Hill
I'M ACTING
Isaac Watson
What else could it be?
Charles Powell
>parents buy you an Emilia gf so you don't kill yourself
>kill yourself even further because you can never touch her
Nathan Robinson
well yeah its comedic acting supposed to be over the top
Hunter Rodriguez
very underrated
Ayden Johnson
Applebees. She could have all the Dollaritas™ she wanted courtesy of me.
Jordan Perez
Some user earlier wanted a webm of this scene.
Austin Allen
based
Sebastian Scott
SHE'S SO CUTE IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
Colton Allen
It isn’t
Christian Davis
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt:
EMILIA
Justin Scott
Heiß von hunderttausend
kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt
EMILIA
Aiden Reyes
SEIG KAISERIN DAENERYS
Chase Richardson
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Christopher Phillips
Benjamin Anderson
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
E M I L I A
webm.red
Daniel King
Nathan Cruz
hey you with that red dress on
I gotta find a way to take it off
I got a lot of love and it's growing strong
When I see you with your red dress on
You in that red dress
You
Austin Stewart
Some animals are just jerks
Cameron Brown
BASED
Jason Evans
Robert Richardson
Dany is an archetype of a good noble selfless woman (though realistically flawed) who was ruined by glownaggers at the end because she was too positive and too popular, she should have had a happy ending and been an anti-feminist icon and inspiration of what women should be like but we will never abandon /ourqueen.
Carter Scott
Leaked Ending
Hunter Rodriguez
saved
Camden Rogers
uninronically better than the shit we got
Aiden Ward
at some point this subverting expectations for the sake of subverting expectations meme will end and we'll all be better off
Landon Jones
Back in my day it was called a twist
Ian Phillips
I think we're approaching the point where simply playing into expectations and subverting everyone's expectation of being subverted is actually the most subversive thing you can do.
Dylan Richardson
The end that was promised.
Also literally the most likely and logical ending.
> Stannis BTFOs the Freys and Boltons because the other Northern houses hate them and hes a better general and the wildlings are better able then anyone to fight in the snow
> Dany lands somehwere in the South of Westeros with the strongest army in the world of Ice and Fire
> Most lords in the South who hate Cersei immediately declare for Daenerys and she quickly incinerates the red keep maybe Cersei escapes with Euron maybe not
> Dany or lords who have declared for her holds everything outside the North except the Westerlands and Iron Islands
> The North however doesn't immediately trust a Targ queen and the North is impossible for a warm climate accustomed host to invade in Winter
> The priest of Rh'llor (who she is also on good terms with broker a meeting between Stannis and Daenerys and tell them they must ally to beat the undead bugmen
> Dany is leery but Stannis reveals that as Robert always suspected he deliberately let the Targ children escape and her misgivings about an alliance with the usurper's brother vanishes
> If Stannis' marriage can't be annulled Melisandre tells the fanatical Selyse Florent she needs to kill herself and she does it
Michael Sanchez
Sweet pure queen Dany is the best Dany.
Jeremiah Cruz
What are glownaggers?
Charles Robinson
shut up no one cares
Anthony Wright
CIA
Gavin Hall
she was a mass murdering psycho, fuck off. she's completely unremarkable if it weren't for her dragons.
Nicholas Torres
Oooooh ooohooOoOoOoOooh
Gavin Lopez
but.... emilia clarke is terrible actress, wtf, why would you vote for her, are the others that awful?
Jacob Smith
Playing a psycho gf in episodes 3-6 is her best acting so far
Ian Lee
> Awful contrived character assassination made her a mass murdering psycho
> She lost 50 IQ points in the last two seasons like everyone else except Sansa the cunt
Yeah so I'm supposed to accept this makes her early character both unremarkable and always a deranged psychopath.
Liam Jenkins
She is very pretty. And she has held up very well
Evan Green
Her facial expressions alone out act all the female actors on her show minus Maisie and Lena
Adrian Ortiz
CAREFUL NOW NED CAREFUL
Brandon Adams
>who estipulated these rules?
The difference between a dragon and a wyvern is a recorded custom in specifically English heraldry. The way you describe a coat of arms or achievement is ordered in a very specific way with very specific terms, so that the description alone can accurately record what the arms are supposed to look like. But other country's systems of heraldry didn't make the dragon/wyvern distinction.
Cameron Thomas
He was almost too Chad to play Ned.
Chase Richardson
based Nikolai respecting her space
Oliver Cox
I wanted a fucking scene with Cersei and Daenerys, not just that Dragonpit meeting bullshit. What a waste.
Ethan Morris
hes so handsome no homo
kek
Isaac Phillips
Who is this girl anyway? She's pretty cute.