WHY YOU NO GOOD, YELLOW BELLIED, COWARD! DOUBLE CROSS ME, WOULD YA...

>I'm gonna hurt ya. And not gentle like before. But real bad.

Why dont you plant yer be-hind on that barstool and stick em up. I'm Sherrif Hanson.

There's a man going round taking names

Proofs?

*draws big iron*

I'm a ranger, little lady. Here in these parts for a fugitive that has defaulted on his loans. I'm here to reap the reward of the warrant, dead or alive. You see, Mr. Hansen, owes the merchants down at the textiles factory 1300 silver coins for his merchandise. Left unpaid on broken promises, I have the transcripts to prove it. Now I ask you all to cooperate and take a seat in this here establishment.

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Hot Check Hansen and his gang met their match when Wanker Texas Ranger pulled into town.

THE LOLIGATES, DONALD...

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Sherrif Hanson: We meet 12 noon for the showdown

Ambrosia terror of the Yahoo: 12 is too old for me sherrif.

And he decides who should sit and give nbc fame

>There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a camera aimed at their gut, and the people who have the job of doing the filming.

Did he go too far?

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Every dick pic. Always looks. The same.

There'll be a bunch of cookies on a plate. When the man comes around

Does any have the chatlog?

Whats this?

CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN A SUNDAY

Evidence?

He isn't.
Don't take the bait.

did he kill her?

Genuine question, what are some Old West kinks besides the Dollar trilogy?

HOW OLD'S THE CUNNY MAMA?
SHE SAID 14 YEARS AND RISIN

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He probably can't because I'm sure he must have some kind of internet restriction as part of his parole but I bet he's starting to get meme jokes by random people IRL

Tombstone

"Not today Hansen."

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It’s saturday night and I’m all alone. What movie should I watch by myself?

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youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

K I N O

Wtf is wrong with your leg

Entrapment? Not in this town... Not on sheriff Ambrosio's watch...

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Ok bro wtf is up with your leg. I'm skinny as fuck and got chicken legs but that's insane

I WAS BORN THE SON OF A LAWLESS MAN

ALWAYS SPOKE MY MIND WITH A GUN IN MY HAND

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>WELL HE WALKS OUT IN THE ARENA
>ALL DRESSED UP TO THE BRIM
>SAID HE JUST CAME DOWN FROM A PLACE CALLED HIGHLAND RIM

excellent thread

Uhhh user.....

MY NAME IS SUE
HOW DO YOU DO
NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE

HEY BLONDIE

Yea Forums: The Movie

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>HOOOOOOOOOW CAN SHE SLAP

>It's a hell of a thing, entrapnen' a man. You take away all the cunny he's got and all the cunny he's ever gonna have

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I legit think he looks cool.
Am I a weeb or faggot?

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>don't that water bottle look dusty...

/Roastie Defence Force/ general.

THERE'S A MAN
GOIN ROUND
TAKIN NAMES

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AND HE DECIDES
WHO TO FREE
AND WHO TO BLAME

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I'm your huckleberry.
MY DATE'S NOT WITH YOU HANSEN!
Why Vincent Ambro, you look like somebody just... walked over your grave

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>The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip

>OMG WTF IS THAT
go back to redd*t idiots

Ikr?? Freaking epic! Take my gold kind stranger..

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You're someone who understands that he was pretty /fa/, he just didn't have the confidence to make it work. Even the fanciest of clothes can't save an unconfident simp of a walk.

>AND I HEARD, AS IT WERE, THE NOISE OF THUNDER

he's bucking up to that cunny

yippy yeah there'll be no wedding bells for today

Why do they never point out the fact that the girl is literally over 18 and just pretending to be underage?

>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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...

>the virgin meme got in his head so much he let a dude fuck him in the ass so that he wouldnt be a virgin anymore
>he was still a teenager
yikes

where can i watch this

Are there any T.V. series that accurately portray life as a teenager/high school in the 90s, but are still also entertaining and fun to watch?

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cringe

DAGNABBIT...
YOU GOT ME AGAIN...
DECOY THE KID, THIS AIN'T OVER!
I'LL GET YOU AND THE COWARD HANSEN TOO!

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there's a man comin' round

takin' names

The Thing

That is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

>Vincent walks around everyday with people shouting random lyrics from famous country songs
Jesus fucking Christ, imagine.

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buffy the vampire slayer

EVIDENTLY MR. HANSEN IS AN EDUCATED MAN

NOW I REALLY HATE HIM

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Somethin' tells me that you ain't really fresh cunny, hunny...

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>TO SEE HOW CUNNY FEELS

Imagine becoming a Ram Ranch cowboy just because you couldn't get pussy.
Tex really is a tragic character.

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I was their hero, heard my praises echoed through that western town
But then although I beat you, you became my own downfall
For I placed you in my holster, to see how many I could stall
There in the next fight he got me, left me wounded and outdone
But it wasn't him that beat me, No it was you, yes you, "The Gun"

I DON'T THINK HANK GOT CUNNY THIS WAY

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For now...

99 YEARS IN THE FOLSOM PEN

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Fucking kek

Can someone photoshop a bottle of whiskey over the water bottle?

Feller looks a bit parched

HE CAME RIDIN' FROM THE SOUTH SIDE, SLOWLY LOOKING ALL AROUND

Underrated

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He got 2 years right?
That's somewhat okay

If he got like 5+ for a bullshit sting like this it would be retarded

The man they call Ambrosio got 30 months for his cunny crimes.

>"Feelin Lucky?"
>cocks the revolver

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theres a snake in my boot

the public humiliation is infinitely worse than the sentence

tex took one for the team

You think that's bad? I spent 20 years in the can.

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Tell em the law’s coming. You tell em I’m coming, and hell’s coming with me!

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WE MEET AGAIN HANSEN YE OLD DOG

I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU, DECOY THE KID, I'M DONE WITH THESE GAMES
HANSEN, COME ON OUT

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these threads are fucking killing me

Any of you fine folk see this man? He's been goin round takin names.

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I don't think you're getting out of this one, Vin.

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AMERICANS NEED TO SEE LITERAL CHILD FUCKERS GET CAUGHT TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.

All this needs is Chris in it.

Why does he only pretend cry? He's in real trouble.

I know. It's like "my 600 lbs life".
The founders would have been proud.
Home of the brave.

>I reckon dis here bullet aint too big but it'll fit insyde yuh

HOW MANY PIECES OF SILVER THE SHERIFF PAYIN YE HANSEN

OH SHERIFF! Thank god you're here. El Ambrosio and his gang of criminal perverts are held up in the old mission on the hill. He said we have till high noon tomorrow to bring all our 12 year olds out of hiding to satisfy him, or him and his gang are gonna come ridin down into town, a hootin and a hollerin, a ridin and a rapin, a shootin and a shittin, a fghtin and a fistin, a killin and a cursin, raisin' hell all over these parts. You gotta help us!

KEK

Child abuse is not entertainment, you degenerate pieces of shit. America deserves it's impending fall.

>this here cunny aint big enough fer the both of us
>reach fer the sky ol Hansen yuh yellabellied varmit

why does this look like porn

Thank god no children get abused in this show, and men who were otherwise off to rape different children they found online show up to be embarrassed for our entertainment.

what the fuck kinda porn you watching?

Cowboy cloths are cool you dumb city slickers

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lmao

It's fine to dress like a cowboy IF YOU ARE ONE.
If you're FAT and PALE, you look like a PEDO, which you are.

>single action
Found the nogunz faggot

Literally no one wears cowboy hats other than Mexicans at weddings down here. Farmers and Ranchers almost all wear billed caps. You can always tell someone who's farmed their whole life down here, because their ears are so massive and overgrown with sun damage and little cancers and shit.

found the gun nut

single action are funner to shoot

GIRLY, YOU READY TO SEE THE FASTEST CUM IN THE WEST?

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Nice detail. Have a (You)

>little cancers and shit.

I live in a farm town and I see lots of straw hats, but no stetsons.

it's fine liquor cures cancer

he's dead in every way except for actually being dead

big tex don't fool around

>chads and small jew are best buddies
nah

people will forget. he'll get a job cus he's white

i don't know man, he's not some forgettable throwaway from the original series, he's the most memable one from the new internet series with millions of views
even then, let's say he gets a job, so what? what does that even give him, really?

>let's say he gets a job, so what? what does that even give him, really?
money for computer games?

Explain something, how can their ears grow because of the sun? You realize humans are not like plants, right?

He's just dumb. let it go

Money for nothing and your chicks for free

He'll find a girl. You'll see.

so what? he never even mentioned video games, didn't seem part of his autistic cowboy persona
his life is over before it started, the hypothetical ability to slog towards nothing is irrelevant

Can't hold it back anymore

were small, sheriff Hanson, but this towns young...it won't fit the both of us!

Vincent looks like he plays computer games. He'll get out and play games and sit in his room. a lot of people live like this.

Germans literally invented the word for this phenomenon. Why are so obsessed with America?

i got six bullets in this here weapon, and i'm a thinkin they do good in you. one in each leg, one in each arm...and one right between those there's pretty eyes of yours.

>thats only 5 vincent, ain't surprised an outlaw cant count

Oh don't be mistaken Ranger...the 6th round is for that there double crossin lil cunny that drew me into these here parts in the first place

I always wanted to wear a cowboy hat, but I never will, at least in public, because I would definitely look like a LARPer.

who would win in a shootout, Vincent or Jeff?
youtube.com/watch?v=pbCWUrrXPLc

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is he wearing a diaper?

>OH BEAUTIFUL
>FOR PEDO SHOWS

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I get that the child rapers are scum but to make a tv-show about ending their lives seems over the top.

Ever see anyone chew on a piece of hay?

They point that out, every show.

See, you should actually watch the show, then you won't need to make retarded fucking comments like that.

>looks at his hand
>8s and aces, black as night
>i aint playing no games here hansen, i aint one for cards
>you seen em, you play em, grunts hansen, his hand resting on his revolver

Who would win?
youtube.com/watch?v=rJo-jm9LZ_I

For he rode a blazing saddle
He wore a shining star
He conquered fear
and he conquered hate
and he turned dark night into day
for he rode a blazing saddle
a torch to light the way
When bad men come
he's a man with a gun
and Vincent was his name
yes Vincent was his name
He rode a blazing saddle
a torch to light the way

3/10
keep at it

My friend chews wheat, but I've never tried it.

Were you lisping at me, or did you just fart?

You're done.
Thank you.

Why is this blowing UP now?

lads i want hats to come back in because im balding, but beanies look like shit and bill caps are for faggot zoomers or 40 year old mexicans so i want a proper full on old west hat now obviously if im the only one ill look like an idiot, but if we all do it it might just work

4channelers scream with joy at finally finding someone lower placed.

>the public humiliation is infinitely worse than the sentence
I think it's one of those things that you only feel once. When the initial shame has passed you'd stop giving a fuck.

It'd be cool for hats to return, but I've noticed people are less friendly to me since I've been balding(and shaving my head) which is the only good thing about it.

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top hats, bruv

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he'll just move to a nother town and play vidya on ssi

It's a daily thread, has been since it came out.

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Are you literally shaking?

it should be 24/7 so it stops being spontaneous and alive

yeah, that's what I told him

Thank you.

Yo user
Do you like my clock?

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I want to have sex with the decoy girl.

>

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She won't talk to you if you approach.
Security will be called
Your pants will fall down

Where's the video?

>I met the cunny today
>To see if she was real
>I focus on the cupcakes
>The only thing that's real

>Then Hanson appears
>The old familiar foe
>Trying to take the cunny away
>But I remembered to bring a gun

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this is shit
really

She did lead him on, to be fair.

Found the no vidyagames faggot

FEDORAS ARE OLD AND BUSTED

STETSONS ARE THE NEW HOTNESS

LIL LADY

She is pretty fuckable.

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does any of them piss themselves?

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He's just being a meanie.

This is horribly embarrassing my man

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Vincent makes pedos look bad. At least the bald guy with no eyebrows knew math.

>rhyming "real" with "real"

i like the effort user but at least try to make it rhyme and stick to the beat

the apu show's i was being ironic

Ive never owned boots or the traditional style cowboy hat and I've lived my whole life in Texas. They did make infrequent appearances in my undergrad at a&m though I figure those people are actually involved in agriculture.

hnnnnnngh

the real crime is someone making legal girls who look like they're old enough to be 14. this isn't my fault

>bill, i don't think user is going to be a songwriter

on the inside.

fuckin' kino

which makes him immortal

And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.

>tfw knew a girl who looked just like this in college
>and creeped her out because I'm a massive sperg who can't socialize to save his life

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the ballad of the cunny that got away

DEVIL CUNNY
DEVIL CUNNY LET GO OF ME
DEVIL CUNNY LET ME BE
AND LEAVE ME ALONE
I WANNA GO HOME

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wtf, how did you get those?

You know what? I don't want to be the best TCAP meme anymore, I just wanna get to the beach.

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>EARLY ONE MORNING WHILE MAKING MY ROUNDS
>TOOK A DRAG OFF MY VAPE AND I TRACKED THAT CUNNY DOWN

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Idk here in TX you see all kinds of fags wear cowboy hats. Alot of the bull riding fags do it. Ranchers. Mexicans. Etc.

>Look Vinny, you're fucking cunt struck. It makes you blind to your other duties and fucking responsibilities, and if you don't figure it the fuck out that cocksucker Hansen and all those other Yankton fucks are going to roll in here and impose all fucking kinds of cocksucking age of consent laws on the camp.

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How long a stretch they give ol' Vinny boy?

pretty sure he's already out

It's fine to wear cauboi hats as long as you are outdoorsy or work with animals. If you sit in your room and play vidya, eating hotpockets while mom does laundry, then it's not fine.

based on what intel?

When will someone make the New Vegas mod

he cute.

idk why any of these guys would think a woman would actually be interested in them. what a bunch of suckers.

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Is it true many of them were chubbed on as kids?

Built good

They're not women, user. They're little girls.

This bitch does not even look underage. What the fuck?

pedos aren't picky, fren. they just want to force themselves on something small

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So, he's out, I see.

>what if ur dead
bro.......fuck

This world ain't big enough for the two of us, Sheriff Hanson.

Malcolm in the middle

1.5 years for bringing a knife to rape a 12 yo?

Saved by the Bell

slow down pardner, he was fixin' for some cunny but the knife is just for injuns

If he lost weight would he be attractive?

I'm willing to believe that was part of his larp outfit, but who knows what would have happened if he had gotten his way with the "kid"

It said he also had CP on his phone.

Imagine being the guy who fucked Vincents asshole

>implying even the biggest, blackest cock could pierce Big Tex's lone star

i believe it but it can get weird
it's possible to watch something on pornhub and have no idea anything is amiss, but then they find it on your cache and it matches something in the database

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Unironically a Chad.

Wouldnt PH scan for that sorta shit?

lost

no, that doesn't make any sense, i'm talking about cops or feds comparing things to their database, obviously they're the only ones who would have such a thing to begin with

can i use this software to find out where vincent lives now?

Are you retarded?

They do, even Yea Forums does.

>Okay Snake, well need a shot of Metal Gear VIN from the right, the front, and the left.

no
he had links to it

big difference, enable user

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND GOT MYSELF A CUN

maybe? i thought porn sites have to rely on manual moderation when people flag something. what else are they gonna do, scan for flat chests?

they use norton

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what, like the antivirus? i didn't know there was a program that sites could use to scan for known CP outside of agencies that do that, that seems to be what people are saying

>Decoy the Kid!

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Tech like PhotoDNA can be used for comparing the fingerprints of known vids. You know, basically Shazam for cheese pizza.

Think norton has an app they use.

this logic is flawless actually.

The decoys are great. I loved when one of the pedos arrived and turn 360 degrees and walked away as soon as they saw some 30 year old woman greeting them.

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hm, interesting. i guess sites would be far more inundated with that stuff if they didn't have those kinds of programs

Computers can recognize cp from the 1's and 0's user. That's what every digital photo and video is made of. They recognize the raw data and delete it automatically.

He definitely posts on Yea Forums so you probably already have your wish.

>that one fucking dude bro man dyke who was supposed to be an enticing twink

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Sorry I've taken a break from Yea Forums and been spending my time on /fit/. Can someone give a rundown on this guy. Preferably quick.

pic or go away

BRAVO standing ovation

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Most of them notice something is fucked, but they're so blinded by pusy they don't acknowledge it.

computers need us to tell them what a car is, let alone identify ages of porn

>Age 23
lmao I thought this dude was like 35

Yea Forums poster who got Hansen'd big time. They found child abuse on his ipad

>billed caps
the new cowboy attire. they would wear one too today.

>Weight
>270
How?

This is considered blonde in america?

what's that in European Kilogrammes?

was the movie good?

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Like 130-135/ He looks like he's fucking 350lbs though.

this guy should have known his life is over
he should have jumped on that girl the second she opened the door

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is there proof that he posts on Yea Forums? did he mention it in the episode?

they're so dumb. I've stopped laughing. most burgers can't place their own country on a map. no wonder they need tcap to feel clever.

You see. the episode where they bring out a guy with a fucking beard whose supposed to be a 13 year old?

Hansen mentions it at the start of the episode.

OBSESSED and seething

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funny, I'll watch tell the end

test

Vinny admitted during the interrogation after his arrest the he got fucked in the ass by an 18 year old boy at his grandpa's house.

abort user, she's not 12.

Would you be friends with Vincent for $200 a week? You have to spend time together and you have to laugh at his jokes. He plays tons of vidya but no titles you like. Everything on easy.

KEK

tell me about Ambrosio... why did he have the knife?

He was going to cut the girl if she refused his penis entry into her shame.

1450 bags of tea

OUT IN THE CONNECTICUT TOWN OF DANBURY
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CUPCAKE DECOY
DAYTIME WOULD FIND ME IN HANSEN'S CANTINA
CUPCAKES WOULD BAKE AND CUNNY WOULD SQUIRM

pedos will claim this is entrapment

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>pedophile is younger than me by two years
GOD I'M SO FUCKING OLD

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I hear the train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine
Since, I don't know when

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I don't understand why fat old ugly thumb looking fuckers will think "yeah this totally real 12 year old wants my ugly penis"
Work out and lose a few chins before you try and hit on underage girls

HANSEN YOU RAT

The Good, The Bad, and The Cunny

HE WAS VICIOUS AND A DIDDLER, THOUGH A YOUTH AT 24
AND THE YEARS LEFT ON HIS SENTENCE NUMBERED ONE TO NINETY-FOUR
ONE TO NINETY-FOUR

ONE MORE SCORE AND THEN WE'LL RUN OFF TO TAHITI.
WE'LL BE SIPPIN THE CUNNY FROM MANGOS

no double action means you'll choke in an emergency without training, the hammer can get caught on stuff when you draw

bad and too big for concealed carry

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i chuckled

Retard

What's the term?

Das Cunnen

>face of a mid 20 year old
>people fall for this
how?

You get a man, his mid 20s, never seen a vagina in real life. He doesn't care if she's 13 or 40, he wants a taste

THERE IS A TRAIN
THAT'S HEADIN STRAIGHT
TO HEAVEN'S GATE

I've never seen a 12 year old talk like that. I mean have you seen how they talk when they snap or ig? jfc it's like a whole new language.

Yo bro im /fit/ im otter dyel mode bro i squat over 5pl8 m8 but still i have chicken legs vut at least im 5.5'11.25" bruh tfw no gf

youtube.com/watch?v=uyuA_PAtuTo

she is super cute tho

Idk yet, halfway through season 2 giving it a rewatch before the movie

You talk to a lot of 12 year olds?

WHEELS KEEP ON TURNIN

because they need ratings. nobody is that fucking retarded. i'll keep telling myself that because there is absolutely no way i can continue to allow this planet to survive if i didn't.

>leopard sheets
someone likes to party

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>This is considered blonde in america?
No, but they probably just used whatever was listed on his drivers license, which is chosen by him.

Also, he could have been blonde as a teenager but his hair darkened as an adult. That's what happened to me.

>he could have been blonde as a teenager but his hair darkened as an adult. That's what happened to me.
Imagine being that cucked

based peek a boo poster

The Death Wish el Dorados

yeehaw