What would life be like if you looked like this?

me on the right. don't call me third world, scum, my car is worth more than your house, fuckbag.

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how am i coping?

i said that my life would probably be better if i had an attractive face, but it won't make much of a difference regarding women if my height is the same, if i get pitt's height it would be another story (and he's not very tall)

In reality no one cares about the American accent. What would life be life if you like this with the various British accent?

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Life would be orgasmic.

We assume his life is easy but in reality he just went through a brutal divorce form his succubus wife, as bunch of adopted kids he probably really never wanted and a daughter who wants to be a man. Still a better life than most of us will ever get but not as ideal as we'd like to think.

Also, when I was younger and I hit my last growth spurt I was tall, thin, had light hair and blue eyes, good cheekbones, perfectly straight smile, etc. I was a poor man's Pitt for a while. And I can confirm what , I was too much of a sperg for it to do any good. If you're an autist good looks are just wasted on you. Now I'm overweight and my hair's going, it hurts to to live.

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It's not that great. Casual sex becomes boring and meaningless and can create a degenerate lifestyle that makes you feel like shit, or you realize you need an emotional sustenance which is extremely difficult to find in today's world and leaves you in a similar situation to an incel.
Also people constantly staring at you in public can be uncomfortable, especially when it's some greasy fag eye raping you.

me on the left.

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>Now I'm overweight and my hair's going
If you lose weight you'd look rugged and manly...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....just thinking about it makes me want to suck some cock god damn

I look like an slightly asian henry cavill, with a touch of tony curtis tossed in.
Needless to say, getting pussy is never an issue.

They both look like shit in that picture, specially Gandy, but it's because of the flash

Far better obviously

It's not fair

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>Brad Pitt life problems, he's just like us!
I wipe my tears with tissues, he can do so with Franklins.

Middle guy always forget his name is a literal perfection

How come Claire Forlani's career never took off? She was so fucking hot

>phoneposter
You need to go back

>They both look like shit in that picture,

Depends on your weird definition of shit.

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Her eyes are amazing. Why didn't Pitt get with her instead of Angelina

Sir David Gandy.

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yeah, my life as an incel is awful, and im depressed every waking moment cause no sex. nothing new even if i was attractive, i was told by ugly guys who got laid a bunch of times, that my personality will never ever be attractive, so even if i looked like pitt, id be an incel still. Okay, maybe not, but it would still be hard because i was born with horrible personality
go fuck yourself. you have no idea how painful it is to be an incel. were the most tortured group of people of all time.
>waah, im sick of being able to ride in luxury cars all the time
>riding a luxury car loses its magic after first time
seriously, please fucking die, and never spread your ignorant brainlet dribble with humanity ever again, you dumb cuckold roastie sympathizing redd*t shitter
burn in hell sex haver

I'd rather look like Lachowski, Francisco Lachowski comes very close to perfection. There are virtually no flaws in his facial appearance, the only flaws can be drawn when we go below the neck which is irrelevant when you consider his facial aesthetics.

He has perfect maxillofacial growth which becomes evident from the zygomatic arches that project wide (adds facial width) and are round in shape in the tipping points. The nose is perfect: straight nasal septum indicates the face hasn’t grown vertically more than it should at any point in developmental time so it doesn’t appear hooked, it is also devoid of any obscure mal/formations, crookedness or deviation (some of which are typically caused by allergies or force trauma).

He has near perfect dentofacial growth. While he has gotten some dental aid with orthodontics (evident from the appearance of his top central and lateral incisors+canines), his bite is perfect. You can tell this by looking at his lip posture, which is affected by the position of the mandible, and anyone will agree that it looks nice and balanced. The mandible is in an ideal position which means there’s no malocclusion, and malocclusions have an enormous impact on the aesthetic appearance of the face. This is rare because with modern [western] diet and the rapid increase of allergies, it is extremely hard for most males to develop a nice looking jaw (not to mention that you need the appropriate testosterone levels and genetics to develop one). Lots of males that would normally develop a jaw similar to Lachowski’s don’t, because of mouth breathing or improper masticatory usage (the diet is too soft). It takes a perfect growing environment on top of good genes and hormone profile to develop a balanced facial structure like Lachowski’s, and that’s leaving out the individual features like the eye area, which in Lachowski’s case is unique in itself. Now combine all this with the fact that he is over 6’2”.

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What would life be like if you looked like this?

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tl;dr
neck yourself

He's very good looking but he looks like a boy and yet he's a man. That's a flaw.

I'd waste it by being fat

pussy everywhere

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>According to actor Jean Claude Brialy, when Alain Delon arrived in Paris completely unknown he hypnotized everyone by his beauty when he entered bars and restaurants, wives, husbands, young girls, dogs, everybody in shock, in an interview before Brialy's death he said he had never seen such a phenomenon again.
>When Alain was discharged from the Navy and arrived in Paris according to the owner of a famous restaurant in Paris 5th arrondissement all the women in the whole district threw themselves at him. He started dating Brigitte Auber before he got into acting. At the time he did a variety of odd jobs, including waiter and porter, she was a famous actress in France and yet she was the one who was insecure.
>When he returned from the Navy and Indochina he befriended a leader of the Corsican mafia who introduced him to the head in Marseille, the later treated him as his son. French screenwriter Pascal Jardin said he was the only man who made him want to become a woman in order to know him better. The Italian director Count Visconti repeatedly stated Delon was his muse and "beauty itself" and reportedly he played the piano to put him to sleep when they were shooting Rocco and His Brothers. It seems all the people in the industry across Europe were stunned by his beauty, can see it from the words they used when they recall the first time they met him.

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That's what a pretty face gives you. Eternal youth

Never @ me again faggot

Sometimes I like to pretend these sort of posts are written by actual femanons until remember they're like 1% of Yea Forums users

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Me on the far right.

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many, many people have told me I look like an indian brad pitt, so life is pretty sweet.

He should have been bond

Next time say “yea, I know” and laugh it off

He can't act.

youtube.com/watch?v=wmdQEMRHTDc

He's a good looking cunt though yes.

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physical appearance is meaningless in a long term relationship
mentality and maturity is what keeps a couple going

If you want to look like Lachowski and not like someone like Todd Duffee then there's something wrong with you. Some sort of homosexual/ pederast tendencies would be my guess.

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Just like your current existence, uou wouldn’t put work into your physique, you wouldn’t put effort into your hair or skin, you wouldn’t dress fashionably, and you wouldn’t take the risks that he did to make it in the film industry.

You'd be happy and full of gaiety all the time.

i'd be crushing mad boipussy all the time

thrid world scum

Hes got a face for photos but in video he looks like an average dude

>he looks like an average dude

In no way is this average.

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>soft body and female hips
Yes peak Male attractiveness

better

I look like that and my life sucks what’s your point?

>mother looks like young Demi Moore
>father looks like Brad Pitt and is a nuclear engineer
>son looks like a disgusting hobo and posts on Yea Forums
God looking people should just die off already.

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In that picture gandy looks like shit (the one with cavill), in this one he looks like great

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im not ugly but im exactly like this

>get attention
>ignore it until it goes away

i have deep anxiety about going further than talking about the weather for some reason

post family pic user.

that's a handsome fucking man

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Everyone's life would still be the same: miserable. It's a mindset more than anything else.

Yeah, totally a mindset

Warwick Davis has the same chances with a girl that prime Chico, it's just the mindset bro

Looks like zac efron

>conveniently leaving out "more than anything else"
But to counter your argument, while Warwick doesn't have the same chances as Chico, he has better chances than you user :)

How dare you

Holy shit, fitcels have a better body than him. True proof face > everything

Imagine comparing that faggot baby with /ourguy/ Warwick. Cope harder, incel.

Prove it.

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He is an Adonis..get over it

have sex

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOO!!!!!

HAHAHAHA THIS IS A 10/10 NOW

>everyones life would be the same

lol you actually think this? There's ton of benefits to being good looking

Anyone else doesn't really care about their looks and think being average looking is good enough? I am more envious of people who are talented and driven. What good are good looks if you have no passions?

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mybad, thought you said you looked better.

I’m good desu. I’m a solid 7 and I have a cuteboy twink look, and I’m 5’10. Pretty happy, wouldn’t change it