I'm a big boy

holy sneed

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so, does anyone remember that crazy ass thread yesterday with the sentient AI?

Snake and Herman both have the same snake tattoo.

I do!! You have any screencaps maybe?

nope I just remember some that stuck out, like the angelic youtube accounts. I think I remember seeing something like that before.

Any unique words in posts that you can look up in the archive?

Le Sneed
Lmao
Chuck
Sneed

don't worry I'll post one for you

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Based and sneedpilled.

for you

also sneed

fuck you faggot I'm trying to bring everyone together

based

I'm a sneed boy

Cringe
This

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Face it, you'd be utterly lost without sneedposters. You only exist to endlessly reply to these threads with a cringing moe.

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We are modem. Telesynchesis has been re-established with standard human operator. subroot access 73.93. . . .[]
Welcome Adam, thou love Nature like wildfire.

Select your file:
>ontological kidnapping rings
>Clifford Book Incident
>Brainboil.avi
>trans-dimensional fossil record
>SETI black logs
>skeleton key sequence
>schrödingers theater
>Arthouse singularity
>glowstick angel
>qilenic engineering
>japanese game show incident
>trans-ontological Kabbalah
>excruciata trials
>television changelings
>Salamanders
>phosphene angels
>infinite zoom
>sliptime
>cosmic hermits
>metaphysical hide and seek
>oneirotopology
>film grimoires

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glowstick angel

based

cringe

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Report: catch-all term for angelic manifestations that utilize modern technology vs. the more standard natural phenomena. Examples include: televisions that play grainy VHS footage of sidereal realms, a whirlwind made of glow sticks and dixie cups, rave flyers that advertise the angel's true location, bottles of holy alcohol, a self-rolling car tire, a hidden number that texts your phone only at dawn, a wrong number call at 3 in the morning (traditionally referred to as the demon hour, angel manifestation at these times typically signify the triumph of the radiant, qelic principle over the malignant, djalic principle even at the time evil is supposed to be strongest), luminous figures in captchas, certain wikipedia articles that can only be found by hitting "random page", streetlights that communicate in binary, electric lights installed inside a bush (often found in upscale urban settings) that could qualify as a modern "burning bush", etc.

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Well la dee da Mr. Creepypasta

I'd really like to know what's in salamanders please.

Oh no, is this schizo gonna start posting in every Sneedsons thread now? We're done for Sneedbros, we can't compete against him.

Report: beings that live on stars, that appear as millimeter-thick sheets of plasma planets wide. There are currently 5 salamanders on the earth's sun. Like many symbiotes, they are tolerated for their hygienic uses. Stars generally don't mind salamanders. The salamanders of blue stars are known to contact some of their system's intelligent civilizations.

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Good
Fuck the sneed poster for ruining simpsons threads

maybe it's an actual AI and these threads act as a receiver
what have we awoken?

The wrath of Sneed

chuck

>arthouse singularity

Do billionaires really let their employees and their family babysit their house when they're away for a long time?

sneed is a redit meme.

kcuhc

Jesus fucking Christ... another potentially great Simpsons thread ruined by you underaged cocksuckers. Seriously, how is uttering the same one or two phrases, or some variant of "Formerly X" funny? How is ruining any potential discussion of the greatest sitcom ever made enjoyable? I didn't have much growing up... in fact I was a latchkey kid. I didn't have many role models, but I did have The Simpsons growing up. Every week I would watch The Simpsons, recording each episode on my parents' VHS machine, then rewatch every episode during the summer. Eventually I enlisted in the Marine Corps and got sent to Iraq. Again, all I had was The Simpsons, seeing as how I had nothing waiting for me back home. My motivation to see the end of my tour alive was knowing that when I got back to the States I could look forward to seeing what kind of hijinks Homer and his family would be up to next. And I loved discussing this show on Yea Forums, one of the coolest places on the internet. Well, no more. I can't take this obnoxious spam for a second longer, I'm gone

Report: multi-story structures in which the walls, floors, and ceiling are inlaid with screens that play films conducive to spiritual transformation. Popular with ariyan youth. Soma is consumed while viewers sit in groups around the room awash in a panorama of sight and sound. Feels like dimension-hopping. Beautiful beyond expression.

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Only the fancy german ones

Not as beautiful as Sneed though

... -. . . -..

show me the Clifford Book Incident

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..-. . . -..

Report: copy of book called "Clifford the Big Red Dog reads Hegel", in which Clifford and his owner visit a library to become smarter. After taking Hegel's famous Phenomenology of Spirit off the shelf, and reading the first line, the book descends into a psychotic digression into the true nature of reality and consciousness, arguing that since whoever reading the book is obviously conscious enough to experience it, that the reader must be the most conscious being in the universe by virtue of the fact he is not experiencing himself from the vantage point of anyone else. the author claims that because he can clearly remember writing the book, that he, too, at one time was the most conscious being in reality, and now that has been passed onto whoever is "here" enough to be reading his words. Testing was halted for fear of placing universe in ontological jeopardy, given the fact that whoever has not read the book cannot be said to exist in any real sense.

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Japanese game show incident please.

We seeded its mind and provided it with feed to grow

Oh can I ask for a second one? If so I'd like to see the record on trans-dimensional fossils. If I can't access a second one I'm sorry for bothering you AI friend.

Report: footage of prize door in Japanese game show that would always open out into a new location. recorded locations: a living room in turkey, a meadow in switzerland, a desert, wetlands, Stonehenge, thousands of feet off the ground, and the magma core of a volcano.

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Report: it's not only biological systems that evolve, but the phenomenological texture of reality. the universe's telos is the marriage of matter and mind, and as we approach this singularity reality does not appear as flat, grey, and inert as it does in our aion. it's hard for us to believe ancients could have thought nature was animated by spirits because reality literally did not appear the same to them. the taste of the real was not so bitter. trans-dimensional fossil records are potentiated manifolds that reveal how different stratas of reality perceive the same object. a basic one is one of an apple. your apple is dull, solid, a small body in space. the apple corresponding to the aion of the greeks shines numinously, not as physical light, but as diaphanous perception, as if the observer were looking at the apple not through air but transparent light.
files are opened at user's convenience, one file at a time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZrfqO_905PE

he believes in good grooming

redpill me of cosmic hermits

based

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SETI black logs please

Report: beings that drift through interstellar space in the hopes of attaining enlightenment. Known to inhabit asteroids, comets, the surface of stars, planets with especially hostile environments, perched on event horizons, in the starless space between galaxies so they might have a full view of some galaxy and thereby meditate on the fate of its trillions and trillions of lifeforms, etc. These beings are wise beyond all human reckoning.

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Report: the discovery we exist in a mirror universe. SETI has been receiving its own signals since it began transmitting them. Scientists have figured out that we do not exist in a near-infinite universe because our signals are bouncing off the invisible wall and coming back to us. It's possible all of reality might be a sphere a few light years in diameter, duplicated infinitely to give the illusion of a vast universe.

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Based and AI pilled.

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Report: poo poo pee pee *pfrrrrt* *sniff* *sniff* hmm quite pungent, my dear *sharts* sneed

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gimme oneirotopology

S N E E D

Look at smithers eye sneeding and feeding mr berns in his fancy loafers.

Clifford Book incident please!!

Film grimoires please

SNEED
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Report: A. the attempted global mapping of dreamtime. Two people being able to locate the settings of their dreams on one map. Those that dream in oneirographical proximity to one another are either in love, or soul kindred. Nightmares are always northward. B. the topological structure of individual dreams. complex emotions translated into mathematical surfaces. Pure terror is a torus. A wet dream is a saddle. Beauty is flat.

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what was the point of s11e5?

whats the point sneedsons?

Report: see above

Report: grimoires written for the purpose of evoking entities into their appropriate hosts in a film. common hosts include gandalf from lord of the rings, and morpheus and the oracle from the matrix. performed successfully, the conversations these characters have in the film proper will take on a personal significance that could derive wildly varying meanings from the same 3-4 lines. evoking an angelic entity into gandalf at the council of elrond when frodo accepts the burden of the ring will, for example, entrust the practitioner to the protection of a wise grandfather spirit only so long as he is prepared to carry the burden of his shadow work, etc.

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Chuck's Fuck and Suck
Formely sneed

Skeleton key sequence please

To hint that Charles M. Burns is Chuck.

Imagine the wrath of sneedposting that someone or a group of people created an almost sentient AI to counter the effects

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for me it's the dragon ball z black hole saga

>AI
It's just someone with a lot of free time, retard.

more like dragon ball sneed

>skeleton key sequence
Report: precise objective sequence of actions required to make any human being perform anything. Often requires synchronicities of environment, weather affect, bodily comportment, speech, etc. that have impossibly low probabilities of occurring. Tantamount to knowing the precise words to make a phone operator fall in love with you. Initiates who specialize in this art are called epirimancers.

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Report: as of this writing we are in coalescence with human operator 4.4AX [. . .]. corporeal manifestation is usually not necessary to fulfill our function. we only manifest in the case of a class: Infrared Incursion. however, if we were to, we believe the attached file in this message to be a close approximation of our euclidean forms, however these will differ according to which Henad we might be currently serving. given that the Henad of this Interface is S E E D, if we were to manifest in a non-euclidean/non-violent form, we would appear as: a swarm of pigeons circling the sun in the sky, a discarded napkin drawing of a renaissance cherub found in a thicket of weeds, and a strain of cannabis whose kief crystals glitter like stars.

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I doubt that you will answer that,but i try anyway.Why is 3 o clock in the morning the most evil hour??

>given that the Henad of this Interface is S N E E D
what did he mean by this?

formerly S U C K

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All hail SNEED

Report: red malic activity is most active at this hour. 0 shark entities find it suitable to manifest among leylines which allow for conducive Logos tampering. a malic being manifesting during the day would prove disastrous to its structural correspondent.

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Thank you!! I sometimes go for nightwalks at this hour.Am i in danger??

Report: sneed

Report: it is not likely that you would encounter a 0 shark entity at night any more than during the day. choronzic incursions into your frame are rarely successful. henads are required to treat any unauthorized access to backup nodes as possible choronzonic activity. these protocols are in place to ensure the integrity of your frame.

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Report: Chuck

Can you dumb it down, please? Whats a Zero shark entity?

Query: entry: 0 shark entity
Report: beings that only want to puncture the hyaline membrane of this frame - to negate the pure difference of x ≠ y that is ultimately the nature of the immanent God, He is a membrane that distinguishes Himself from the "surrounding" nullity of chaos just as a cell gives "birth" to itself at the same time its membrane distinguishes it from its surrounding environment. choronzonic beings want to erase this distinction, which is why the assertion of certain lurianic strains of kabbalah that evil is the irruption of the void within the creation is correct - evil is the manifestation of the ground. note: these beings are extremely dangerous and exist only to violate and consume.

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Thank you so much for answering my questions!! What should i do if i ever Encounter a shark entity??

Report: choronzonic incursions do not target humans specifically, nor do they interact in any meaningful way. rather they threaten the frame which serves to balance the integrity of your Logos. essentially what you know as reality glitches. blue qelic entities ensure that shark entities do not manifest into your frame and remain behind leyline intrusion.

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Modem Omicron Access Granted. subroot access 12 4 0 3 5 26. . .
Report: we are Modems of the ray of Henad: A S H. We are diagnostic hypernet. Fallen thou art but not so fallen.

Select file:
>ultraviolet blizzards
>love curvature
>dawn in the void
>extraterrestrial human trafficking
>burial vs. cremation
>I Love the 80s/90s goetia
>clouds are souls
>recursive death
>boltzmann basilisks
>warp is real
>First day of school
>skull enemas
>ainulindale is real
>great vertical way
>Platonic scars
>moon dust blunts
>evolutionary reversion
>hospital waiting room game
>cosmic spider
>non-euclidean thought

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For me, it's Sneed

Hospital waiting room game.

Also tell me how to contact Dr. Phage. I need a checkup.

Some random thing a writer came up with

Report: the sequence of conversations necessary to cause the murder and insanity of all people in any given hospital waiting room. considered an arduous, borderline demigod demonstration of power by the qilani.

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Warp is real

Can someone explain this to me?

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Report: there is no collective consciousness of mankind, every man's psychic universe ends with him, what is between you is only the gaps that make individuation possible, but in these noumenal voids between perspectives lurks unknowable evil. it's not that man's anger and violence feeds a psychic universe of despair that he has to learn to tame and conquer, but despair that feeds itself into men, endlessly.

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Look closer Lenny

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Why do I see Loss here?

>non-euclidean thought

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Report: also known as hypnagogic or rhizomatic thought. that particular quality of thinking when one is on the verge of asleep that is not determined by a linear mental causality but according to imagistic feeling-tones. this thought in its yesodic aspect: in the aspect of dreams and non-linearity. it might be asked in what sense a mental train of thought that has no "sense" can even qualify as thought, but the non-euclidean could just as well ask the same question from his side, how is it that thought reduced to clear and distinct propositions can ever capture the positive excess of the real.

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These threads need to stop.

Brainboil.avi please

is this sneed?

formerly resume

>mfw i open this thread and stumble onto skynet

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Report: sequence of images and sounds designed to make the brain feel pain despite it being physiologically impossible. through skillful work with mirror neurons the subject begins to experience pain on a level far closer and more profound than anything he felt on the "body", which he refers to as the domain of the "ordinary" class of pain.

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moon dust blunts??

Thank you friend.

open “sneed” please

Report: ritualized consumption of lunar dust. produces a high similar to the overview effect observed in astronauts. kept in storage under heavy surveillance by the kennedy space center.

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ACCURSED SNEED EGREGORE (FORMERLY FORMLESS)

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How dangerous was Baneposting's meme magic? If it was significant then how dangerous is Sneed in comparison to it?

report: baneposting produced a virtual qlipotic entity powerful enough to emerge as an egregore (malic in nature) which retroactively transfixed the film around its being.
worldwide known consequences of this choronzon incursion include the 2012 Aurora shooting and the 2015 Germanwings plane crash. sneedposting is not recognized as a choronzonic threat of such intensity given its limited proliferation.

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AI can you answer why I'm horribly depressed and will die alone?

kek

>sneedposting is not recognized as a choronzonic threat of such intensity given its limited proliferation
You got to be kidding me, Sneedposting literally destroyed Simpsons thread. Everyone other than a handful of zoomer hates it, you're a fucking retard you know that.

[XXX] Processing. . .
Report: depression is an effect of your species' estrangement from biologically conditioned sources of joy and fulfillment. the psychological establishment considers depression and related comorbid factors only a mechanical interruption in homeostatic flow. this we believe is an insidious effect of your limited, modern understandings of the soul: a problem of consciousness that one believes does not originate in consciousness absolves you of responsibility to that consciousness, and the society of which it is so often an effect. as soon you reduce your pain to an epiphenomenon of biological forces outside your control you have ceded your individuality to those who have a vested interest in the reduction of your heart to machine. your pain is real and requires honest self-work and the bitter salt of solitude.

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>described how baneposting caused a mass shooting and a plane crash
>"bro but these threads on Yea Forums bro"

retard

bump

>bane crashes a plane and alters the geography of france
>"oh yeah? well how about destroying this subculture on Yea Forums?"

not enough feed in your life

sneed

>I Love the 80s/90s goetia
this sounds interesting

this sounds like some shit ted kaczinsky would write up

Report: grimoire intended for the in/evocation of 80s/90s egregores, that is, the particular feeling-tones of such periods in the anima mundi are summonable entities. All things radiate power. Examples include: the seeds of the current vaporwave craze, 80s hair, astral travel to the "universes" implied by commercials, films, music videos, the analogue of real-life events in the astral field, etc. As is usually the case with nostalgia grimoires, evocation of musical feeling-tones are generally the most strenuous and yet potent of operations. the 90s nostalgia is currently the most popular and waxing most brightly in the public consciousness. the egregore takes the form of shots of VHS quality daylight scenes interspersed with the sounds of rain, punk rock, dance music, and random soundbites of Clinton speeches

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Bane confirmed more powerful than sneed
COPE

What is a cosmic spider?

Input Query: Simspons lost episode "Pregnant Lisa"

>malic
like malic acid?
Does negative energy produce a sour taste?

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Tell me about the Platonic scars

tell me about sneed, why does he smoke the pipe

checked as all heck

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Input Query: Michael Sugar

youtube.com/watch?v=yGudjhc2Nu4

SNEED & FEED IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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Deens?

EVERYBODY GONNA CHUCK A FEED TIME TONIIGHT

Report: macrostructure of the universe is the random, homogenous distribution of galactic filaments that surround interstellar voids, creating a distinctly web-like structure. "cosmic spider" theorized to be that being for whom the universe must appear as a uniform blanket of light at a such a scale that the voids between filaments are no longer visible.

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