SVENGOOLIE GENERAL

SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN (1958)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: When an abused socialite grows to giant size because of an alien encounter and an aborted murder attempt, she goes after her cheating husband with revenge on her mind.

IMDB RATING: 1.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: NONE (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?
On the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Sorry, I've never been able to find a pirate stream of MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find a stream, please post a link in the thread!

>NOTE: AN user IN LAST WEEKS THREAD SAID HE WOULD TRY TO MAKE A STREAM FOR THIS WEEK, LETS SEE IF IT HAPPENS!

TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (30 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

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Tonight's Movie: Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
Year: 1958
Director: Nathan Juran
Writers: Mark Hanna

Description: Allison Hayes achieved screen immortality as Nancy Archer, the wealthy, dipsomaniac wife of shameless philanderer Harry Archer (William Hudson). When she witnesses the crash landing of a alien spaceship -- whose occupant is a 30-foot giant, dressed in the manner of a medieval Frenchmen! -- Nancy goes to the local sheriff (George Douglas) with her story, only to be laughed off as a drunken crank. Even the local TV anchorman makes cruel fun of Nancy on his nightly newscast.

FEATURING:

Allison Hayes ... Nancy Fowler Archer
William Hudson ... Harry Archer
Yvette Vickers ... Honey Parker
Roy Gordon ... Dr. Isaac Cushing
George Douglas ... Sheriff Dubbitt
Ken Terrell ... Jess Stout
Otto Waldis ... Dr. Heinrich Von Loeb
Eileen Stevens ... Nurse (as Eileene Stevens)
Michael Ross ... Tony the Bartender / Space Giant (as Mike Ross)
Frank Chase ... Deputy Charlie

TECH SPECS:
Run Time: 1 hr 5 min
Format: 35mm Spherical
Ratio: 1.85 : 1
Color: Color

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Happy saturday svengoolie bros

play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

MY BODY IS READY
MY STREAM IS READY!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

B
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I'll put a link in the OP, You're the realest MVP

Based Svenbro, are you up for streaming every week?

How does this look? I'll use this as the OP if you decide to stream every week. You're stream is perfect by the way, nice and clear and lag free.


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SVENGOOLIE GENERAL -- svengoolie.com

>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last great Late Night Horror Hosts still on the air. Think Elvira but instead of a hot woman it's a fat old man who lives in a coffin and get pelted with rubber chickens.

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN (1958)

MOVIE DESCRIPTION: When an abused socialite grows to giant size because of an alien encounter and an aborted murder attempt, she goes after her cheating husband with revenge on her mind.

IMDB RATING: 1.1/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT RATING: NONE (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

>Where can I watch Svengoolie?

STREAM
>STREAM
STREAM
play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

You can also watch Svengoolie on the TV channel MeTV. Check your cable channels to see if you get MeTV, most American service providers carry MeTV. Americans can also get MeTV for FREE over the airwaves with an antenna. If you find any more streams, please post a link in the thread!


TIME: 8:00 EASTERN (30 MINUTES FROM THIS POST)

>NOTICE
NOTICE
>NOTICE
If you like this thread, PLEASE post in it! These threads are slow moving and can use all the bumps they can get!

BO DEREK'S TITS!

IT COST ME A $100!!!!!!!!

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ur beyond based bro

KINO TONIGHT BOYS!!
PINA COLADAS!!

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IM DRINKING FROM THE SAHARA GLASS

LIVE STREAM
play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

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Worth every penny, you're the fucking best. I've been doing these threads for like a year now and your the first one to grace our presence with a working stream. Absolutely amazing.

I vote stream user as the best chicken thrower of the year!

fap fap fap

GOT TO GET YOUR NUT!!

bumping bc svengoolie is based

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IT WAS SHIT, BUT YOU ARE RIGHT WELL WORTH IT!!

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oy vey

CLEAR THE FUCKIN BOWLING LANES!!!
CLEAR THE FUCKIN AIR LINES!!

play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

I preferred when he was managing The Undertaker.

HERE WE GO BOYS

FIRST EPISODE WITH OUR NEW STREAM

PRESS T TO THANK OUR NEW STREAM BRO

T

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Got MeTV on and making tacos. Gonna pour some Absinthe soon and enjoy some Svenkino.

ALIENS LOVE DIAMONDS
AYY

>What the heck is Svengoolie
A fucking worthless loser. Bald ugly as shit fat fuck

play.afreecatv.com/banderson/214927170

Based and /toy/pilled. I don't need the stream but it should make this place busier.

T

Fat nigger, Sven is based as fuck

OH SHIT , I GOT SOME TOYS
YOU WANT MORE?

Piss off, lady.

SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST
NORTH EAST

that's a bad driver

This movie probably gave many kids in the 50s a giantess fetish

THIS IS SO FUCKIN KINO!

wild driver hairy

SHE'S NOT DRUNK!

Nancy is way hotter

THIS WIGGA DOESNT KNOW THE SUN

herna mesh and mesothelioma

defective heart implant device

BASED!

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BACK DOOR ROMANCE

hehe boner

I love that in these old flicks they are always cheating on their wife like she’s some old hag when she is also a babe.

FLEX TAPE FUCK THE WORLD!!!

Literally never heard of Flextape before that commercial.

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ROOFIE YOUR OWN HO

this whole movie is pimp tastic

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

FUCK lads I forgot it was Svengoolie day!

every day is Sven day

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LOL

He just left her ass.

THIS WIGGA POPPIN BOTTLES

I did a Round Up enema, oh no.

lol

NURSE RATCHET

Valley of the Giants was the kinoest of kinos

WOULD FUCK CYNDI LAUPER

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What if the 50 foot woman took a big shit in the middle of the street and it had corn chunks in it that were the size of a dinner plate

I bet it would be like CRUNCH when you bit into one

God I want to eat one of those oversized turd corn chunks

IMAGINE THE SMELL

THESE DUMB COPS

She can blow for me if you know what I mean

>BERWYN?
Used to watch this on local TV. Channel 26.

THATS ONE SWEATY COP

WIGGA YOU SHOOTIN AT A GREEN SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

the nurse is back, still no giant bitch

PISS OFF COP , IM WITH MY HOOKER!

NO FUCKIN CHECKS!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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I lol'd so hard. lost

You're not the boss of me!

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I think the poster is better.

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LOTS OF KINO TONIGHT BOYS!

LOOKS LIKE KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU NEXT WEEK BOYS!!

bump for chicago

I have fond memories of jerking off to the 50 foot woman before internet porn.

Poop

ELVIRA

Expectations subverted.

Me too user. These threads bring me great joy.

DOG PISSES ON SVEN
BASED

>If you don't get MeTV, be sure to call your cable provider and tell them thanks!

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good shit

dat post

I THINK IT WAS THE BEST SVEN EVER

Good episode tonight.

It's so weird that people outside of Chicago can watch sven. Anyone ever see his work when there was a fox kids club in the early 90s? I always wanted to do his doodle challenge

you can doodle on my noodle

I remember this one movie on there that was just a giant carpet from space going around eating fat old men and kids.

DO WANT

It was great. it is just some guy running around in a Carpet and this fat guy they found at the Piggly Wiggly that they gave 75 cents so he'd be in their movie.