Alita Battle Angel

I just want to say that this movie is fucking awesome. Been a long time since I had this much fun with an AAA production.

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We don't need another fucking thread about this stupid movie

The motorball scene was fucking amazing.

Fuck off alitacel

We don't need another post from this stupid user.

I just love how they just skipped the uncanny valley by going so overboard it felt organic again.

>Alita Battle Angel 2019 720p HDRip x264-1XBET
Time for Yea Forums to shit all over it again lel

i thought it was pretty based. could have benefitted from an additional 15 minutes to half an hour to flesh out the world, story, characterisation more. not that it felt rushed or anything.

I'm hoping for an extended director's cut coming out someday.

they are all pedophiles

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

>uploaded in the past 24 hours
Have you watched this rip yet? Is it the real deal?

when dose the bluray come out?

>projecting
Not everyone is a pedophile like (you).

July 24th or sometime around then. That rip they mentioned just came out though. Search google for it.

thanks user

How many posters were actually in those generals? like 6?

Formerly.

>1XBET rip with ads
Don't even bother. Wait till an ad free rip is out.

Why does this movie off incels so much?

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who here sippin right now

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You have a closet of that stockpiled? I didn't think it was still available.

People watch rips with ads?

Not only that, people have been watching a shaky cam rip with ads of Alita the past few months. Its the only rip out there till that new rip with ads came out.

sup /virgin/. Have sex

have sex

Movie was fucking trash, stop shilling.

I just placed a preorder from Walshart. I got the BluRay, DVD and a Digital copy for $20. Already starting to get anxious. I may need to get some orange chocolate to have on hand when it arrives.

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I'm going to watch this when I can rent the DVD from Netflix

The best way to relieve anxiety is to keep a plastic bag over your head for at least 5 minutes.

>You should watch my movie user. It would begin healing you and dull down that edge of yours.

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why her eyes so big?

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>shit quality
>ads blasting every minute
It’s not even subtle texts, just full onn bouncing vids all over the screen. Fucking cancer.

So what's so great about this movie? I want to wait for blue ray. Is it actually enjoyable?

I did. It was shit. Based puppetmaster nerd dude was the only good part. I wanted to kick alita
in the head with a steel capped boot.
>cancer
Just like your shitty movie.

>"sips"
>Let me tell you how enjoyable Alita: Battle Angel is.

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Too bad you missed the generals when it was still in theaters, user. Maximum comfy.

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>You should seek professional help user. Its not healthy to live life with so much hatred and edge in you.

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It was emotionally manipulative in all the right ways. Films don't generally affect me, but at one point I felt the overwhelming urge to step into the screen and give her a big huge hug.

Is the story good? I only remembered a trailer and the action looked awesome.

You have advanced autism.
It's a big meh.

Spit it out then.

what the hell's she gotta go lookin at with them big ol eyes?

Zapan's huge cock.

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No
You have to have really shit taste to enjoy it

Everyone pile on this poster he's a faggot and possibly a speed runner.

It's cute that you think that, I'm sure that makes it easier for you

>AAA production
go back to Yea Forums

haha okay user watch the movie though

capeshit can't compete

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Thank you.
I am glad that you enjoyed it.
Jim