This is the most boring movie ive ever seen. fuck whoever here said it was good, just 'im so smart' bullshit. also...

i like how the writer was a cunt to the scientist the entire trip there

>The film [Stalker] needs to be slower and duller at the start so that the viewers who walked into the wrong theatre have time to leave before the main action starts.”

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It is so boring it really is hard to believe

I have discovered that this is what a woman would say, by showing all my favorite movies (and even one TV show) to my wife.

Based. Andrei Rublev is one of the best movies i've ever seen

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...

so what? sexist

lol imagine you walk into the room, with the only desire on your heart being a gf, but the room knows what you really desire and gives you a bf
would you kill yourself, or suck a cock?

Get on my knees and succ
Chances are I will like it, no reason to kill myself without trying out my deepest desire.

pleb

hahahahaha imagine being this much of a brainlet

t. netflix chernobyl plot point mental midget

desu this. if it truly is my deepest desire, I accept it and go down on it.

What was the "meat grinder" even supposed to do? Was it supposed to be a place that just rips your skin? All that happened to our boys was the writer broke the 4th wall

just sleep on the grass on you slav subhumans fucks
why would you fall asleep in the river
christ, this shit ruined the entire movie for me

don't you dare lump actionbro's with capeshitters.

This is weird, in my cinema class the majority of girls said they liked the movie, more than the guys actually. The situation happened several times on other slow paced /more experimental movies. This might just be my class though

if you don't like tarkovsky you don't like movies
he is the epitome of pure cinema

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...is this irony ?...I can't tell anymore

OP btfo

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No it's a fairly agreeable stance. Keep it up.

It isn't. Movies may just not be the thing for you. That's fine really. Videogames are all the rage nowadays. You can try pursuing that hobby maybe go outside, get a gf... just stay away from movies. They simply are not your thing.

all 100% critic score RT movies are overhyped hipster trash
fucking wizard of oz has 100%, despite being a musical that is inaudible most of the time, due to 10th century microphones

I like it, it's comfy for me. For the first few times I felt bored too. I had the need to check up on Yea Forums or my phone or eventually fall asleep, so I changed my mindset and when I did, it clicked for me.
It's now one of my most favorite films.

>fucking wizard of oz has 100%, despite being a musical that is inaudible most of the time, due to 10th century microphones
the fuck are you talking about? Is this peak zoomermode?

If it's any consolation it's much better than the book it's based off of

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thats gay. clearly the bf sucks my dick, not vice versa

>almost nothing like the book
>don't even get to see any artifacts

shit

source material faggots like you are the worst

>angry that he couldn't even read roadside picnic

have sex

kek

>Not go through with it
They literally did though

It's not that great of a book. Fairly mediocre actually.

DUDE WET FLOORS LMAO

it is, but they removed everything even vaguely interesting from the book

bump

I remember when half-watchers would get ripped to shreds on this board
How fucking hard is it to pay attention to a whole movie? Especially one as brilliant as Stalker?

You dumb faggots. It's only loosely based on the book

To be frank, Stalker is not a movie I'd recommend to a movie newbie. It's great but it's pretty challenging. The synopsis is pure kino though, I was disappointed that the chamber doesn't exist