Anybody get the Blu-ray? I got the 4K Target special edition!

>OMG! they paid me $5000 just for this one tweet about Captain Marvel Blu-Ray release date!!!!

Shill

>we stan
?

Have intercourse

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shill[/shill]

>It's the current year

>I'm so utterly devoid of self-awareness, I'll unintentionally call to mind the time I basically used Stan Lee's death as an opportunity to peacock

What a legend.

>implying anyone knew who Stan Lee was up to that point

Have sex
This

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Shill

The only thing bitchface stans is more fungus.

Is she being ironic or is that how you use "we stan"

wooow we stan a blu ray queen:) :fire:

>Shill

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She sure as shit didn't "stan" her stunt double.

The proper way to use it is not at all.

what does it even mean?

her pagh is strong.

>still no Alita bluray

LMFAO WEEBS BTFO

Psychotically obsessed fan. It's from an Eminem song... called Stan.

brie is beautiful

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She’s gorgeous

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such a fucking twat.

Even in a shot that's meant to convey power, she still looks like a smug bitch, she really can't emote, can she?

its so weird, I used to not care about her but I've been in so many of these threads that I kind of like her now and find her beautiful...

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You're a piece of shit

It’s happening to people on here more often now. Everyone is warming up to /ourgirl/

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Gotta tell my friend, he watched a camrip with spanish dubs and hardcoded korean subs

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Imagine pretending to like this Lego head cunt just to pwn the autists

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What the fuck does "We Stan" mean?

No, faggot. Fuck Captain Fungus.

I love marvel movies so much that I'll murder my pregnant girlfriend because you won't answer my fan mail.
youtube.com/watch?v=UQRmA2v2D9s

She looks constipated, not even meming.

White women imitating black culture is embarrassing

Can we get McMurphy to choke Captain Marvel in the next Avengers movie?

>Shut up! Shut up! SHUUUUUUUUUT UP.

Homo

You fucking sloth brained toe sucker

Niggerfaggot.

Shill
h
i
l
l

>we stan

why does everybody talk like a 15 year old nigger these days?

shes our Aryan queen. shes much prettier and much more talented than ugly cunt bitch tessa thompson

men in black would have been better with Brie

SIP

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Just give in. It’s inevitable

You're the fucking shill, aren't you?
You post this shit every thread, posting pics of that ugly cunt and adding a few word responses to people.
Why can't you do anymore than that?
Are you bored from posting the same shit all day in your faggot little marketing job?

Kek, what is this 2012?
Shills are old news here, it shows that you marketers know fuck all about fitting in.

youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc thread theme

You're a pussyfied beta

Dilate, you retarded faggot.

How come Disney makes all the money in the world yet their shills suck this bad? When the entire board is calling you out on your shilling it's time to fucking stop my duderino

*Sip*
Have sex

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>marketers using inept psychology to try and force this uncharismatic whore

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You might call it a Blacked and Blu-ray!

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Brie sucks

>We Stan!

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Welcome to your indoctrination

Brie is based. Fuck the haters!!

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How does it feel knowing that everything you are is utterly worthless? You are the new underclass of faceless, nameless peddlers, propping up celeb narcissists who'll never give a shit about your efforts for even worse companies who view you as less than expendable. I'd love to know the mental gymnastics you idiots employ to stave of the inevitable suicide.

These dipshits can't even meme well. The green people were the ones being oppressed.

I literally bought the 4k Target edition. I probably will never watch it again but unfortunately I have a collection to maintain.
The Target editions are actually pretty cool. It would be nice if they did it for actual films as well.

This shit won't work with me, shill.

I am Yea Forums and you are playing with fire. Do you really think that what you are doing is ethical?

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TEEHEE SO FUCKING FUNNY EXDEE

>anyone liking Brie is a marketer
I fucking love this meme

post feet

What the fuck was the point in this post? Why mention that you'll probably never watch it again? Had to namedrop the store too, didn't you? Gotta make sure all the Captain Marvel™ fans know where to get the latest release!

I like Brie to an extent. She has potential. That Oscar really fucking went to her head. She was great as a goofy yet still attractive Zooey type until that horrible press tour where she treated her Oscar as some sort of entitlement totem.

Yes, totally legit Yea Forums poster, I am completely swayed by your argument.

you guys remember when they filtered the word basedboy? it used to be soi boi. Wonder when they're gonna filter incel? or Have sex? Hmm?

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>doubling down
You're too stupid for tactics like that. Try something else, faggot.

The t word editions have the most content. I was just having an opinion. I think Criterion editions of films are great. Just replying to OP's clearly sarcastic post.

She never had the down-to-earth quality Zooey has. Try again.

Also my stating I didn't care too much for the movie clearly confuses and angers you.

I only know her from Scott Pilgrim and Community. So from those two things, I think she was a normal human before Room.

you realize it's the weekend right?

Jesus Christ, you advertisers are soulless.
>inb4 another namedrop
Also
>it's just humour bro, no shills here dood!
Yeah, normally there's a punchline.

Also her appearances on Craig Ferguson are really endearing.

Nice interpretation. Playing ignorant won't help you. You're obviously trying so hard to fit in, but it fails so fucking hard. You're clueless, man. Wew.

>multibillion companies that go all out using underhanded tactics and subversion to make money take the weekend off

The c word collection has literally nothing to do with this. That's why I felt I could mention it. I'm really not trying to trigger you or t word you if that's a buzz... er- b word word.

Are you still implying I'm being paid to respond to you? The truth is, I work for both Target and Criterion as well as Comp USA and a few local vendors.

>endearing
It's scripted to appear that way.

THIS THREAD REALLY SHILLS MY DILLS

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Ferguson was great because he didn't have a writing staff or forced interview questions which is why all the women would be so flirtatious and awkward around him.
I also currently work for CBS and while he's no longer on the air, I still get residuals from continuing his legacy.

lads this meta ironic posting is going a bit far

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You really don't belong here. Stop trying, faggot. You're embarrassing yourself.

Where do I belong? Where do you think I'm from? Do you think I'm a marketer? Or just from reddit?

Shut the fuck up, you retarded piece of shit.

>abloo bloo help me fit in

Which part are you upset about? The Ferguson love or the bit about CBS? If the latter, is it because it's irony you don't find humorous or because you think it's serious and don't want me marketing here?
Survey time estimate 1 minute

Guys I saw Captain Marvel and then I took a shit.
Isn't Brie so cute guys??
I'm going to name my CMshit 'Brie', because they look so alike :^)

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No wonder people market here. Everyone is retarded and incapable of answering simple questions.

BASED! Haha redpilled choice my friend, Captain Marvel is one “kino” really worth owning!!

you are a huge Saglord. yeah, a saglord. you are a lord of saggy cunt flaps just like your mum's.

I figured it out. She only looks good when her head is tilted downward. Anytime you look at her straight-on or with her head tilted up, she looks like a fucking goblin. It's uncanny.

She'd look amazing giving head.

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What the fuck is happening in this thread?

U MAD FAGGOT?

She just doesn't know what to do with her hair and receding hairline. She has a good face. Maybe she has makeup issues as well.

>multibillion companies
>on Yea Forums
fucking lmao

Just disappointed. I figured I'd reach my quota today but you guys are too smart for me.

She's got a wide lower jaw. Tilted her head down helps to make it look narrow.

OOOOH BRIE OHH I LOOOOVE YOU BRIE I WANT YOU TO BIRTH MY KIKE ANAL BABIES AND SCROTUM NIGGER FAIRIES BUY CAPTAIN MARVEL FOR YOUR VERY OWN RETARDED MONGOLOID CUNT THIS SUMMER ™®© IMAX ASS ASS ASS TO ASS CUNT

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Fuck off shill

She looks fine in those sipping pics. But maybe she is tilting down a bit.

I want Brie to farm my foreskin hairs

BREEEEEEEE I WANT TO REEEEEEEE IN YOUR ICE COLD BITCH FUNGUS CUUUUUUUUUUNT

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Not him, but I gotta continue his work. Go hang yourself.

I saw Brie outside in 1984, she zucked the good kok so gud mayne it was like swallowing hot treacle

>shill
>omg shill!
>shill
would a shill call you a nigger? because I sure would

>fellow beta loser to the rescue

You're right, that blue bird is gorgeous. Shame about the cunt it's stuck with.

WHY AREN'T THERE ANY FREE CUCUMBERS WITH MY CAPTAIN MARVEL(TM) DICKVEEDEE??? I THOUGHT MARVEL SAVE WORLD MARVEL SAVE LOWLY NIGGER LIFE NIGGER NEED CUCUMBER CAPTAIN BRIE IS LIFELESS PISS SCULPTURE

I bought it to destroy with my super gun but disney movie club WONT DELIVER IT!!!!! So i destroyed a picture of it. I showed this to peter parker and he agrees that captain badvel does not belong with the avengers. he considers kicking her out and inviting me

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Based bird-lover

I would throw my cat out the window, chop my balls off, set my hair on fire, jump of a three story window, overdose on heroin/cocaine/meth, swallow broken glass, jump into oncoming traffic, jump in a fish tank with fucking piranha, jump in a sand tank with sand piranha, and watch Dark Phoenix again, just so I can have a bland, 15 minute spaghetti dinner with her, eye contact not even required.

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>we stan
youre like 30 years old act your age

>fellow incel not having sex

BAWWW GAWD BAWWW DID YOU SEE THAT? THE CROWD IS GOING WILD
JIM YOU'RE RIGHT IT'S A FEMINIST FUCK BANAZA HERE, THE CUNTS ARE GETTING DEMOLISHED
HANG ON A SEC KONY I'M HEARING FROM OUR RECENTLY DECEASED HANGING PAVEMENT APE THAT BRIE IS ACTUALLY A TRANNY

WHAT A NIGHT FOLKS WHAT A TWEEST

Leave some pussy for the rest of, chad

I watch Marvel
I have inverted penis
Wat do

Still not an excuse. Find an inverted vagina and have sex.

I would punch my cat if I could rape Brie to death.
Sacrifices must be made for the good of all mankind.

Unlikely. Half the mods here are trannies and the other half are raging lefties.

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I'd destroy a child's sand castle just so I could see Brie on the street and have her pass me by in disgust.

And then there's me, the Alpha.

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HELP HEEEEEELP
HEEEELP Yea Forums
A FUCKING SAUSAGE DOG GOT INTO MY HOUSE AND IS RAPING MY BRIE MEMORABILIA
THE LGBT SAID I WAS SAFE IN MY SAFE SPACE
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH I WANT TO BE A CROSSDRESSER NOW OHH MY BALLLLLLS

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I'd skullfuck a down syndrome babby if I could kiss the inside of Brie's extracted rectum

HEEEELP!! HEEELLPPP FELLOW CHADS
A TINY WOMAN WITH ASTHMA IS THREATNING MY MASCULINITY!!!!! HOW CAN SHE DO THIS LADS!!!!! SHE IS THE DEVIL!!!

I SAW A PIC OF BRIE LARSON NOW I AM GIVING BIRTH TO THE LLAMA GOD
FUCK YOU PIXEKS AND YOUR QUANTUM LIMITS

Now we're talking. I'd (and I know this is a bit edgy, even by Yea Forums standards) but I'd let my mother know her meatloaf recipe is garbage, just so I can send a love letter to Brie and have her never read it.

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There is a 50 percent chance that Brie will take a shit in the next 5 hours. Don't ask me how I know

triggered lgbtbbq tranny is triggered

B-Brie, Is this you!?!? Brie, please take a dump on my chest, PLEEEEASEEEE?????

Dilate tranny

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What the fuck is this shit? How is this channel not demonitized? And the channel owner Jeremy had the audacity to complain when Disney removed one of his videos. Fuck him.

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All memeing aside, this cunt needs to learn how to make money without using someone else's work.
Cancer akin to ""react"" channels.

HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!!!

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it's an Avatar tie-in
Avatar 2 will be an MCU film

I'd spend months tracking Brie's movements, if I could only one night take a silent, fueless, wingless flight vehicle, and use the on board microwave equipment to overload her CNS and shut down her motor functions.
I would then roceed to have the organ extractor pierce her body at strategic points near arteries and vital organs with white hot polymetal composite tubes, and begin suction.
The various proboscis will core out her uterus and all things from the lower intestine down to the sphincter, as well as simultaneously extracting the saliva glands, entire eyes and ears via precision laser cutting tools, not to mention the subject would be almost completely drained of blood.
All, of course, has to be done while the subject is still breathing, to ensure good tissue quality.

I AM BRIE
I AM FAGGOT
HEAR ME AND OBEY

REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEE BREAK MY LEFS AND RAM THEM UP YOUR ASS BRIE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE

I can't tell a lie, that's pretty badass. HOWEVER, I think I can take it up a notch.
I'll finally agree to go outside for 20 minutes, just so I could transfer all of my life savings (and the money from my kidney donation) to her via paypal.

LEGS* but I think that can be arranged.

OII OM BROOOOOOOOOO LORSON
OI WOLL TOOK SHOT ON YOOR CHOST NOW
MOCH LOV
BROO

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Funny how insecure she is that in every picture she can't just put on a normal face.

Based. Thanks Mr. Larson Sir Madam General Sir Ma'am Larson Colonel.

Kinda reminds you of your own sorry ass, innit?

I run around my house screaming BREEEEEEEE like a Cannibal Corpse death metal growler. What is happening to me? I think my hand is becoming

Get a haircut fat boy.

Her normal face looks like a fucking hermaphrodite genitalia stuck on a skull.

It's the Lars spirit coursing through your veins user. Give in and go burn a church for old Varg's sake.

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What the fuck is going on in this thread

What is your hand becoming?

>haircut
Literally, unironically got one 2 days ago.
>fat
More like /fit/ as fuck.
Jesus Christ this ain't your day user.

probably another person

Kino of the highest order.

LE HOMOS
LE HOMASECTUAL
LE BREH
LE BREHH BROO BREH
LE COK SOK FOK
LE CONNIPSHUN
LE ANU
LE ANUS
LE INUM
LE ANUM
LE SLANUM
LE BANUM
GOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>wh*toids using stan as a verb instead of a noun

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Le
Le Brie is cunt

I'd take a shit on Brie's forehead just so she could tweet about it even if I don't have a twitter account

Is Cap Marv really here?
My pet cockatiel is bullying me
Pls halp :(
He take all my seed
Captain Marvel wat do?

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>using le unironically
Shoot yourself in the back of the head using a mirror/gun contraption devised in a basement over a grueling period of 2 weeks, 13 hours, seven minutes and 46 seconds.

I'd dangle my dice on Brie's forehead, just to make her feel marginalised as a woman.

You were never really here user.

LE YOO DISCRIMIAYT OGAINSD FRONCH???????
LE MONIFIQUE

The eyeroll he made when CM appeared in Endgame trailer 2 is one of the cringiest things I've ever seen.

Not too shabby, I gotta say. So therefore I'm sayin' it. Can you dig it sucka? Hulk Hogan.. we comin' for YOU nigga! You best believe it too. I ain't playin'.

No thanks, I'd rather smoke heroin.

>defending the french
Yeah, you're done for. Might as well un-dilate so you can re-dilate again.

Made me kek user

I'd rather you smoke my cock. No homo, of course.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BKGNvo8WTrA
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

>mfw Captain Fungus threads have become the new shitpost hangouts

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I ground up some discarded tranny cock that I picked up at my local gender clinic, dried it, put it in a pipe, saw disembodied floating dicks for a week.

You make me laugh too user. Tell ya what, I've been saving it up for penis reduction surgery, but I like you so much, I'll just go ahead and mail you the money via pidgeon. Imma go medieval on yo ass!! (heh, get the Tarantula reference, no?)
Every last cockadoodie penny, and then some.
MATTER FACC!!!! You like raspberry pie? I can cook a mean raspberry pie (that I buy from the store and pretend to cook). I'll throw that in as an added bonus. You motherfucking person, you.

>saw disembodied floating dicks for a week
You what? user I was only kidding I.. I.. I don't know what to say I..
Look, you've taken this too far. Floating dicks are serious business. I think it's better we call it a day/night/evening and get on with our captivating and plot-driven lives.
The path to trannyhood may SEEM like it's filled with good intentions, but it's actually filled with piss, and shit, and even more piss on top of that.
So I'll be leaving you to your own business now, Mr Joe Deniroe!! Mr. Lashley!!
OWWWW I STEPPED ON A LEGO
Haha, fuck

go home. brie

this was the intent from day one

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That weren't Brie, nor Lie, and especially not Sneed. This was he, as in me.
I'm sorry if I offended you though, it will never happen again, not in my lifetimeeeeee (like that song haha) Not in my lifetimeeeeee, BOOYAAAHH!!
Try denying the Hall of Cost NOW you filthy jews!!! You fucking anti-semites!!!

Fuck off, you dumb marketing faggot nonce.

WHITE FOLKS SAID
NIGGER WON'T STEAL
I CAUGHT THREE IN MY CORN FIELD
RUN NIGGER RUN
OR THE PATTER-ROLLER CATCH YOUR
RUN NIGGER RUN
YOU BETTER GET AWAY

>Lmaooooooooooooooooooo, got >eeeeemmmmmmm.
Well, to tell you the truth, there isn't any real marketing behind this, but I realized the Brie threads allow for more versatility than most. A Renaissance of old Yea Forums, only a tad more diverse in terms of discourse & topics.
Oh and btw, I've never made a single Brie thread in my entire life (I'm 13). You niggers do that yourselves.

I want to fuck her tits and cum on her face.

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BWAAA BWABWA BWAA
DO YOU SEEE
BRIE LARSON THREAD IN NORMAL FORM
DO YOU SEEEE
BRIE LARSON THREAD CHANGING
DO YOU SEEEE
BRIE LARSON THREAD REBORN
DO YOU SEE

GIB ME YA MONIES
MONIIIEEEEEES NAO
I want to buy this really neat cactus I saw, it was wearing a tuxedo and everything. Truly based.

I want to shove my rat's ass up her mass, while she displays that ever-so-particular jazz-like trans of sassy sass, like a senorita margarita with pzazz. Probably film it for Brazz(ers). It depends user.

>I want to fuck her tits and cum on her face.
I want to fuck her face and cum on her tits.

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>he's still trying even after his thread goes to shit
Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?

It's top 5 MCU film for sure. Tremendous movie with one of the most engrossing plots in any MCU movie. The mystery that slowly unfolds in it is such a pleasure to watch and follow. The humor is top notch. ANd Brie Larsson is f***ing PERFECTION in the role.
It got pushback cuz people misinterpreted the brilliant comments Queen caliber actress Brie Larson made regarding a number of issues related to equality. Apparently people dont take too kindly to someone speaking truth to power and successfully using her status and role to accomplish some good outside of merely padding ones own bank account and rep.
After seeing her BRILLIANT performance as Danvers/Marvel, i would voluntarily hand them over should she desire them, as payment for the tremendous, wildly entertaining work of art she provided us with Captain Marvel.

YES OH BREEEE I NEEED YOUR CUNT
SUCKED INTO A OIL PIPELINE
TOOOOOOOO THE SEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA

>Not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
No, but I am the brightest crayon in the toolshed, as far as you'll ever be concerned, and let's face it, you'll never be concerned.
also, why you gotta be a party pooper all of a sudden, you meanie

archive org/details/BrieLarsonV2500720pAac57kbits

BRIE IS A FUCKING NARCISSISTIC BITCHY ICEQUEEN
AND HER TITS ARE MANUFACTURED EVERY MORNING MY SWEAT SHOP ARABS AND THEIR BODILY FLUIDS TO MAKE BRIE SAND NIGGER SHIT TITS

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shaggy blanco

the best of shaggy blanco, for brie blanco

This is officially the worst thread on Yea Forums.

Well done, morons.

this was the intent from day one KEK
No but really, I hope we all die anons. I sincerely do. I'll drink to that my friends. But I would also like to wish you long and prosperous lives, and I mean that, I really do.

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Die nigger

MY CAT IS HISS PISS
I CUMQUAT ON PUSS
HLP

It can't be, its got Brie Larson in it.

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Fucking nigger fuckheads cunt fuck

this just in, also shaggy brie blanco

>>OMG! they paid me $5000 just for this one tweet about Captain Marvel Blu-Ray release date!!!!
IT WAS THE RUSSIANS!!!

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Faggot.

Tbqh I think we broke Yea Forums this time around.
And if it stays that way, I'll have you know that while I've participated in the threads, I've never created one myself. So the burden rests on your shoulders and yours alone my friend.

BRIE BLANCO SHAGGY SNOO SNOO?

ass to my larson brie to shaggy fandango to sneed tango fandango wango larson brie larson blanco.

I think you're a pussynigger.

I know you think I'm a shill operating from a dirty apartment in Moscow, but I'm not. I just love Brie Larson. Captain Marvel wasn't nearly her best but that wasn't her fault now was it?

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I want to infect Brie's cunt with necrosis and have the putrefaction lubricate our rape session.

I think you replied to the wrong user my guy. I'm a briefag too. But making actual threads is cringe.
Just wait for the real russians (notice how they won't get the sarcasm because they're stupid) to make threads and just join them. Or drop the subject entirely and enjoy it in private.
There's a life beyond this, believe it or not.

OH OWWWWWWWW BREE LOOKK WHAT YOU DO TO MEEEEEE
YOUR MUSHROOMUS EXTREMITIES MAKE MY FALLUS KWIVURRR
I WANT YOU TO MAKE YOUR CUNT FACE AS I RUB MY SACK AROUND IN MY HANDS OHHHH YESSSS COCKADOODIEE YESSSS EGGPLANT EGGPLANT FUCKING EGGPLANT SHIT CUNT CUNT YES

I hope you die a horrible death

What the fuck does Russia have to do with anything?

>There's a life beyond this, believe it or not.
There is no life but Brie.

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How many years have you been on Yea Forums?

I hope I get to rape you too.
My necrosis cock wants your holes.

HURRR I MAKE BWEE LARSON FWED
BWEE GUD ACTWESS
BWEE NICE PESON
I LUV BWEE

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I saw Endgame and took a shit every time I saw Brie. There was very few shits.

There's some anons who think there are russian shills on Yea Forums and other platforms that basically create artificial arguments between people and further the political and moral divide between the people in the US of A. It's actually an argument that you'll hear from leftits more so than right wingers. Either way, it's shit.
There are no shills here, or at least I'm not one of them. I literally just do it for shits and giggles and to have fun. I equally respect Briefags, /pol/fags and any other kind of fags (as long as they're not fags) on this site. It's all a giant shitpost.

I will hunt and kill Brie Larson.
I will kill her by inserting fish food into her pussy.

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>current year
>with all the evidence we have at our disposal, thanks to the advent of the world wide web, not being racist

No thanks. Your mom's not in town.

snoo sneed feed the blanco wango shaggy tango brie blanco

Should've stuck with "Your mom's not in town" imo, but otherwise a good retort.

These threads are literally shill threads tho. It's marketing pure and simple. She's had a bad rap in the media recently, so they're trying to rebrand their product in anticipation for the CM sequels and whatever marvel shit she'll also be in.

Should have stuck with "Should've stuck with "Your mom's not in town" imo, but otherwise a good retort" imo, but otherwise a good retort.

I haven't made any of these threads, but I've participated in most of them, and I'm not a shill. I literally just post pictures of her and talk about her and that's it. It's a thing to waste time with.
It's possible that there are shills, but why would they come here of all places?
Except mine wasn't a retort, but guidance, you pleb piece of pancreas.

You actually love Brie Larson. I used to be like you, young, bitter, unsure of my sexuality. Then I heard the words of Brie and my path is clear now.

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>why would they come here
Surely you aren't that stupid, user...

Just because me and you changed our minds about her doesn't mean he'll do the same, or that he has to. People will have different opinions. Doesn't have to mean shit.

I could only get hard if she was suffering, other than that she's worthless.

Because the general consensus is anti-Brie, anti-Disney, etc. I get it. But it still doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'm a naive brainlet, but until I can see concrete proof of shilling on this site, I'll always find it hard to believe.
A few years ago when Refn's Only God Forgives came out and I liked it, and most of Yea Forums hated it, I got accused of shilling too.

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You used to be like me, or I love her, be consistent you brainlet faggot.

touching "coming out" story.

Unfortunately she does not look good in any photo as Captain Marvel
Because of her laziness
Deplorable physical shape

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What he means is that he used to hate her but she grew on him. And that can happen, because I originally thought she was the biggest cunt in Hollywood since Amy Schumer.
The real redpill is that she's fine, ASIDE from that thing that she said about white critics, which was admittedly retarded. Questions is whether you'd be willing to forgive her for that or not, and a lot of anons understandably don't. She's also been an aspie in a couple of interviews, but that only seems worse because of her original comments, which made her look like a feminazi.
In any case, there's far worse out there in terms of women, and if you don't think so, you really haven't met enough women in your life. Women can be heartless, egotistical, emotionless, draining parasites with only one devious goal in mind. But there are exceptions to the rule, as is the case with everything.

>Unfortunately she does not look good in any photo as Captain Marvel
>Because of her laziness
>Deplorable physical shape
Untrue, she has the body (scarjo doesn't, hidden with tight leather) but she insisted on a less flattering suit. Its a darn shame because she would have rocked the spandex seriously, up there with 7-of-9.

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Just watched it for the first time. 7/10. Enjoyed the sci-fi angle. Not nearly as cringe as I was expecting and the "villain" had more impact than the usual Marvel cardboard cutout. Why does Yea Forums hate it again? Feminism boogeyman? It was a better origin story than Thor and on par with Captain America.

>Feminism boogeyman?
Basically yes, but it was largely warranted, on Brie's own accord. That's why it's difficult to defend her.
Pre-CM Brie was something almost entirely different. She's retained some of her qualities, but Hollywood politics have affected her judgement in a dogmatic way. Her autism has skyrocketed too, and not really in a good way.
Just give this a watch and compare it to current Brie. She's a shadow of her former self in a lot of ways. She has to get back to being what she was here.
youtube.com/watch?v=p6UNv-L1bBk

My only gripe with Captain Marvel is this: I'm an insurance adjuster for a living, and frankly these SuperHeroes make the hairs on my back stand on edge. The number of property damage claims they generate is astounding.

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Your waifu's twitter account doesn't have any effect on the film. I can only judge the movie on its own merits, not the perceived personality traits of its lead.

>I can only judge the movie on its own merits, not the perceived personality traits of its lead.
Fair enough. I didn't really care for Captain Marvel myself. My arguments were in regards to the person, but to be honest I don't really care that much anymore. In the end it was a matter of "no u" and I naturally have to come out on top, like other anons, simply because my opinion on the matter is different.
But if you wanna hate her by all means go ahead. I'll have no issue with you. I hated her more than you'll ever do, so I get it.

That song is 20 years old, why is it becoming a meme just now?

Because Brie is a bitch
>oh but separate the art
Nope, sorry. Maybe she should be less racist

>*Sips in your direction*

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No she isn't, you're a fucking moron

Please, everyone, we need to help Ms. Larson find her brapper. It has be around here somewhere. She can’t last much longer like this what if she needs to use the toilet?

I think we all know by then it would be too late.

She isn't a racist, you are