Do you consider trashing the theater to be included in the price of the ticket + concessions?

not the same. police can still be a deterrent and handle things other than Tyrone dindu'ing nuffin. these kinoplex workers are paid specifically to clean.

No. You have to be a real piece of shit to do that intentionally. Even if it's unintentional you should make an effort to clean it up yourself.

>literally crying on the floor over a 5 minute (max) clean up
I have no sympathy for wagies.

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Imagine if your mom saw you writing this post.

Are you a child? You sound like a child

Wow no fucking way, he has to vacuum and bag trash. Fat lazy fuck

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CLEAN IT UP

Of course, fuck wagies

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ooooooo waaaaaagie time to clean up my mess

Trashing, no.
I do piss in the aisle to avoid missing precious minutes in the bathroom, though. First started doing this at 15 and never looked back, true lifehack.

No, but then I'm not a nigger.

I take my crap to the bin outside the screen, but literally why would anyone work in a theatre and not expect to have to clean up endless mess? Cleaning up after capeshit cheering plebeians is the job. It sucks that the average person thinks nothing of leaving a mess behind, but we're its the way its always been.

I never bought food at the kino until they introduced the popcorn buckets in our cineplex. I usually manage to get through half of it, so to not waste the rest of it I simply piss in the bucket and kick it down the stairs. I mean it's their job to clean that shit up right? So better make it a bit more challenging otherwise their job gets boring :)

>>literally crying

its a posed photo for humorous purposes, you fucking frog posting autist

>good job mocking those virgins for making a mess like toddlers

Based, got pic related for exact this reason. You can piss wherever you want and people won't notice it.

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I just piss into a cup and toss it all over the seats once everyone leaves

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>posed photo for humorous purposes
could this be ANYMORE of a reddit post?

anyone else sneak a 2 liter bottle of rc coke and pack of hard caramel candies into a cinema?

i dont even drink it, i just dump it on the seats in front of me after the movie is finished and stomp the caramel candies into the carpet

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Calling normal words reddit because you’re upset about getting called out is extreme pathetic and much worse than not replying at all.

Based pissbros.

>rc coke
Based Cleatus

That's like a 6 minute clean up tops.

If cleaning makes you so upset you shouldn't take a job as a cleaner.

May I ask what your job is?

>having End Game shows ever 15-30 mins
Where can I find this shortened version of the movie? I find it hard to marathon the entirety of it

Fuck you assholes Endgame was so long that we had to squeeze in every second we could. We had to have that theater clean in under 5 minutes. Also fuck you if you sat through the credits. You should have checked and knew there was no scene at the end so we could have had more time to clean.

It’s also 1 of 20 rows of seats.

C L E A N I T U P W A G I E

Clean it up wagie

Grab a broom faggot, this is your fault for not developing jobskills.
Dumb fuck lmao.

lmao at wagies right now

>Put diaper on seat
>Place chocolate on top of diaper
>Sit on chocolate for duration of kino
>Wagies stomach churns when he has to clean it

If the movie sucks I don't clean up after myself THAT'LL TEACH HOLLYWOOD!!

When I went to see dark phoenix I took 2 bottles of chocolate syrup and just squirted it everywhere. I wish I could have seen the wagies face when he walked in, but i left early that movie was horrible.

you should ban niggers then