Can Hiroshimoot afford to keep us afloat?

Imagine getting that assblasted about a ridiculous copypasta, you'd think he could be the bigger man

Good thing we're on 4channel

This shit is gonna be thrown out in court faster than a midget can fly after a swift kick. Hiro isn't liable for anything that is said here, and everyone is anonymous so who's he gonna get the money from? Also, for a threat to be credible, there has to be eminent danger, how the fuck are you gonna prove that if you don't even know who or where the threat is coming from?

>threaten
>I’d like to kick him in the head

I’d like to do X is not a threat. He loses.

>star wars actor
what? he was one of the ewoks?

phew. based 4channel wins again

Yes. He’s also going to be in phase 4 of the MCU. Warwick has a lot of exiting projects ahead.

Davis doesn't understand section 230 of the CDA.

Wheres the crime writer gone ?

hmm, I wonder who would fall for this fake article

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How does he know it was people from Yea Forums?

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Oh we're just razzin ya, its our way.

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>it's not real

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LOL

It all makes sense now.

when did fantasy, satire etc become synonymous with threats? The last few years there has been a shift where comments that clearly arent real threats get treated as threats.
There is nothing really threatening about a fictional story about killing Warwick Davies. Theres no statement of intent.

MSM now treat comments like "you should kill yourself" and "I hope you drop dead" as death threats. For what purpose?

ha ha, stupid little midget fuck. i will chop his head off and stick it on a toothpick.

Is this true?

Yes
KYS

>when did fantasy, satire etc become synonymous with threats?
When it targets a protected class like trannies or cunts or the handicapped (Warwick).

>For what purpose?
Same reason that hate speech is being censored when there is clear legal precedent that it is protected under the first amendment.
They're trying to destroy free speech.

Try telling someone you wish they'd kill themselves in front of normies.

CONSIDER YOURSELF SUED

This user fella has got to go. Anyone know where I can find him?

I wonder if he's the one who started this viral campaign of shitting on him on Yea Forums so he could sue the site for that money.
I mean, it looks like easy money

he only needs half a bodyguard

He was also in Solo, he played a midget.

>you will never be as clueless as Warwick Davis

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see you court cunt

What if Warwick takes ownership of Yea Forums? How will things change?

how would he even know? is he browsing here too?

Hiro is a lazy faggot, but the ONE thing the slant eyed kike gives a shit about is money.
Giving him a reason to track posts so he feasibly blame it on the midge would backfire.

Imagine the pride you would be feeling on the day of reckoning, the day that professional actor Warwick Davis finally brings Hiroshimoot into court for his many crimes. Warwick strides into the courtroom, only taking eighteen minutes to get from the door to the prosecution's table. He gets a lift up to his seat from his lawyer, and they begin their examination. Hiroshima is smiling wickedly, despite all this, and he looks almost godlike in the high heavens of the witness box, a mountain of stairs and wood insurmountable to poor Warwick.

"And you provided a forum for these trolls to make threats on my client's life, isn't that Mr. Miyamoto?!" says the prosecutor, his booming voice hurting Warwick's ears.

Nagasaki grins broadly and states, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact," and proceeds to dab. The wind currents from his arm pick up Warwick and whisk him up through the courtroom until he crashes in the stands. The laughter of the many giants around him is deafening. The judge proclaims that Hashimoto is not only based, but redpilled, and slams his gavel--a weapon so large it could crush Warwick's entire family with a single swing. Warwick desperately tries to plead for mercy as the court's pet beetle crawls into the room to devour him. The judge decides that Warwick's daughter must also be used as a cock-sleeve because death is far too kind for a midge. The American jury engages in a standing ovation.

Warwick is taken into the jaws of the beetle, but miraculously, he fits through the atoms of his teeth and survives--only for there to be a surge of pain--he's struck by an electron and dies in agony. His body is burned to a crisp, and appears like little more than a blackened scrap of french fry in the bottom of a bag of McDonalds.

Hirosaki shoves that speck up his ass, and dabs once more.

will he post pics of his daughter nude

wow he actually went ahead with this.

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no more big guy posting that's for sure

lmao he stood in the background for like, two scenes max, with no dialogue. A promising career for sure

He's going to see us all free

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Calm down newfag Gurls

Ricky Gervais calls him a midget cunt all the time

This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on Yea Forums. Never change, lads.

But Warwick you ares the Anonymous

That money is getting taken straight from the janitor's salary, please be merciful mr.midge.

couldnt get worse

u guys are all mocking warwick but if the person who wrote those shitposts are anywere in eurostan they will lose their internet once hiromoot hands over the data to who posted it

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Phantom Menace too. Canonically they're the same character too.
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Weazel

based and redpilled

W-what?!
They just got their pay doybled, too!

Wow no wonder moot gave the site to this magnanimous man. Who else could protect Yea Forums like him?
He is based as fuck

how? he's hacking presidential elections

Go to bed midge

I wouldn't put it past some fag to send this shit to him directly and link back here.

kino

Some user called me a "based retard" the other day. Can I have 14 million now please?

Dumbest fucking board on Yea Forums/nell and it's not even close. The average IQ has to be like 90

im 5"10 but i say im 6" when i wear my doc martins

This is the post.

when the midge posts here he posts a pic of his twatter

God I love your posts.

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>he's struck by an electron and dies in agony

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What's he like 3 and a half feet? so if you take the average height to be 5'10
that's 1.6 Warwicks, so that's about 22 million normal person dollars

*best board

i still can't believe that tweet was real

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Gas the midges, height bar now!

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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I want to write a screenplay with you user.

You've got it backwards. It would be $14M normal dollars, and 22M Warwick bucks. Unless the $14 million is already in Warwick bucks, then it's actually about $8 million in normal people money.

>There are limits to how free speech is, even on the internet
They aren't even hiding it anymore. Not long ago they said "it's not about free speech; it's about hate speech". Now they're just admitting it...

>If you put that on, will I die
>It would be extremely pleasant
>You're a small guy
>For me

Well when Nazis stop hiding it, you make it easy. Fucking faggots. HONK HONK

Hiro will win and get legal fees, but Davis won't be able to afford. As a compromise, the judge will force Davis to tell everyone that they're big guys for the rest of his life.

For him

> Libel.
> Shitposting damaging a millionaire in any way.

imagine the shit show a trial with Yea Forums posters as defendant would be if it happens.

You guys are really spreading your shit too thin. A small legion of twitter bots on some bong vps would be enough to cripple your entire judicial system.

>Glow In The Darks harvesting all anons IPs.
>"anonymous"
top kek

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Midge midge midge midge...
..midge midge midge egg and midge; midge midge midge midge midge midge baked beans midge midge midge...
Midge! Lovely midge! Lovely midge!
...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and midge.

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We give him a lot of shit, I hope he gets the money and treats his family to the best choices on offer, he does deserve it

Have you got anything without midge?

>star wars actor
oh please

>Yea Forums is called to the witness stand
>a laptop is placed on top with a stickied thread open for anons to answer questions live
>prosecution is met with rampant memes and shitposting

O remember a post of a similar style where Warwick woke up in the morning, took a bath in a teacup, and then tripped on an atom while running from a mouse. Did you write that one?

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

Thank you

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All along I thought /pol/ would be the end of this place.

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GODZILLA ARISE

Willow is doing the world a service

What would this small guy even do with all this money. I bet he can live on one dollar for like a week without starving.

That could still be posted on 4channel though

>killed by an Ewok faggot
It's only fitting. Do it. Do it, dwarf cunt. 13 years of my life. I want out!

Warwick Davis is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Warwick Davis pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Warwick Davis. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.

I’ll crack; I have been dming his London team about you guys. Hope he shuts this incel cave down.

>implying it wasn't /pol/tards
Jesus christ, can you fucking believe it? 4channel goes down of all the things because some retard threatened Willow and his family.

ah jeeeez dood
14 million dollars?
best I can do is uhh three dollars?

My favourite so far

How do you fit the Davis family into a shoebox?
With a potato masher.

Shoulda gotten caller I.D., thicker curtains and bought a dog.

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Can't you fact check, you stupid cunt?

Fantastic. You should write more. I like your sentence patterns and structure.

>and bought a dog
I'd love to live in the "Warwick Davis gets eaten by a corgi" timeline.

It was just a Prank, little boy. Grow up

OH GHOD! Warwick Davis savaged by schnauzer.

Agreed. Why can't he just be the bigger man?

How is it defamation if he is a midget?

basedest thing I've ever seen

Imagine torturing W*rw*ck's son

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I would like you to delete this post right now or my legal team will be taking imminent action towards your party.

I also have taken this matter up with the police and they are tracking your ip as we speak Mr Jacobs

>trying to kill the site over a rip off of the Verne Troyer meme

>14 million dollars
Fucking hell. This money would seriously, literally save *thousands* of lives with medicine and investments. But Warwick Davies got his feelings hurt on the internet. Healing Warwicks awful boo-boo requires enough cash to build a village. Who would have thought his little man would have such big feelings?

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It must suck to be a midge

I don't necessarily know what I would do if I had him kidnapped and bound.

I'd maybe start basic. Ridicule him. He has to know that despite the world giving him the "awww poor guy living with this deformity fair play for having a jovial attitude" treatment, the rest of the world either dislikes what he is or outright pitied him. He has to know that everywhere he's gotten in life it's actually BECAUSE of his stature. The little man didn't overcome adversity because he's small, he was sought after because it's a gimmick for certain roles. I want him to know that to most people he's just a mistake, and to TV people he's a gimmick. He's not standing up for shit, he's taken his deformity and cashed in on it. And I think that's where I'd draw the line. I'd keep him fed, watered, and the like, but every day I would repeat these facts to him, over and over. He has to know. Should he choose to take his is life when these facts sink in, that's his business. But I want his soul absolutely crushed, I want him to know his world is an absolute lie.

And that's it. I wouldn't harm him physically. Why? Because he's the unforgettable victim of a horrible deformity. The worst thing about the situation is that he has produced offspring, really, continuing the cycle of pity. Disgusting.

my last name is Demetrius Jenkins, cocksleeve.

user, God bless you. My sides are in orbit.

that whole board is for people who believe every image posted is true

based but I fucking hate hiro possibly even more than warwick

This. A normal sized asian's not all that much bigger than a white midget.

Good thing we’re on 4channel. Right guys?

we should spread gookmoot murdering pastas on all boards to be honest

Hiroshimoot... get the bouncy castle. It's bodyslammin' time.

Yeah, the advertisers over at Yea Forums must be regretting their choice now

does Yea Forums even have ads that aren't porn directly taken from /gif/?

>move out of town
lol what town, 4chanville?
>hire private security
>cost is 7 million
shit I need to get into the Midge Defense Force

Could you imagine being Warwick Davis and coming out of a restaurant with your family, their little bellies filled to bursting after a stick of complimentary bread was passed around the table for two hours.
After a 20 minute hike you finally cross the parking lot only to find a pitbull standing between you and your Cozy Coupe. You are frozen stiff with fear while it sniffs around your family like the tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park, knowing that if any of you make one wrong move this towering canine will be shortly be shitting your entire genetic legacy out of it's body

I would just accept death at that point

The funniest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities. A peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit: a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles.

Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet.

They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with a declaration: But Warwick, I am your god now.

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen ads for a while. But it used to have at the bottom of the page, it was usually random news.

>Warwick Davis
Literally who?

>Thinks he's anonymous on Yea Forums
Boy, you'd best be behind seven proxies.

As long as mommy can't see my shitposts I am fine, I just need my tendies and nothing else.

Well pardon us, Mr. Warwick Davis

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Put me in the top right of the screen cap

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Midgets can never truly die, because they aren't truly human.

They're the end result of a human soul that's been sold to the Devil.

When the Devil buys a soul, He sucks out all the good parts and discards the empty husk.

That empty husk, finding no home in Heaven or Hell, then returns to Earth in the form of a midget.

Midgets aren't born, you'll never see a baby midget, they spring "fully" formed from the ether.

And they never truly die. When their bodies are eventually destroyed, that empty husk simply reforms as a new midget somewhere else on Earth.

They retain no memories of the prior life as a human or their twisted half lives as midgets.

*slaps your ass*
stop making fun of little people, tallfag

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of course they're dumb. anyone with 100+ IQ left in 2014 to the other chan after Moot's antics. anyone who came 2015+ because of Trump was irredeemably stupid anyway.

> yfw this ishow Yea Forums finally dies

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I AM DYING. BASEDPILLED user

The jannies are gonna need to get a salary cut to afford this