This is, hands down, their worst episode so far

The show was bad from the first episode and throughout season 1
Season 2 was mostly tolerable and beyond that it was terrible
the ‘thing to make you uncomfortable’ every fucking time is someone getting cucked or something else sexual, it’s so fucking lazy
Most of the episodes feel like they were written by a highschool drama or English teacher

The show peaked in season 3 and began its downfall in St. Junipero which I considered (until season 5, that is) to be the worst episode.
checked. I began laughing in pain with the whole "they copied her entire personality but put a limiting factor in her brain", then they tap on it with tv science magic and it's gone and suddently the whole shit goes absoltely silly. I would've liked it if it had some good twist in the end like "it was all a dream and the protagonist wakes up in a hospital missing her legs".

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>persona stores their user's passwords in plaintext or at the very least in a retrievable manner
yikes

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Whole episode felt like a Disney movie. Like if they rebooted Hannah Montana but tried to make it gritty.

No. It's still Metalhead

it was kino

>"The National Anthem": Bad, honestly it was a disappointing start for the show
>"Fifteen Million Merits": Besides the WFBM thing, it was kind of okay. Fun watch, at least.
>"The Entire History of You": It gets awkwardly sexual at times and feels like a british drama for 40-year-old aunts but it's not THAT bad, the idea was good.
>"Be Right Back": Good episode, not much can be said about it.
>"White Bear": Nice twist at the end, pretty interesting and fun.
>"The Waldo Moment": I'm gonna be honest, I couldn't make it past the 20 minute mark on how boring it is, the whole thing. Cringe analogy to 2016.
>"White Christmas": Finally, a good episode with capital G. If the whole show was around this episode, it would've been far better.
>"Nosedive": Decent. Not outstanding nor bad, just decent. Still better than season 1.
>"Playtest": Again, great episode with fairly good mindfucks, they should've cut the part at the beginning, though.
>"Shut Up and Dance": Best episode, no doubt.
>"San Junipero": Worst episode, no doubt.
>"Men Against Fire": it would've been better if it wasn't Black Mirror, it's fine but not what the show's about.
>"Hated in the Nation": Silly, that's the word that describes this episode best.
>"USS Callister": Good episode, my first introduction to the series. Not a big fan of those cheesy happy endings but the rest was fine.
>"Arkangel": It's eh. I'm really not impressed with that episode but I think it wasn't that bad, besides the implied message.
>"Crocodile": It was okay.
>"Black Museum": Felt like St. Junipero all over again, still not as bad.
>"Bandersnatch": Could've been better. Guess they tried.
I've yet to watch Hang The DJ and Metalhead from S4 and Striking Vipers and Smithereens from S5 but seeing how things are, something tells me I shouldn't.

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here we have yet another autist that doesn't realize that filmmakers have to appeal to the normie audience. They know plaintext wouldn't happen, but what, you really want one of the ending moments of the episode to be an explanation of a password reset that's now gibberish the mother has to change to log in, knowing it's a meaningless password unlike the insight she gained from realizing it was the boat serial?

>"White Christmas": Finally, a good episode with capital G
>good
>with capital G

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He could've also invited his wife in or let her fuck vr dudes.

>OI WOT IF TECHNOLOGY BAD M8
Deep stuff guys

metalhead was at least shot well

i havent seen this season yet but the one with bryce dallas howard and the social media scores was awful

was smithereens good at least?

Nigga thinks USS Callister was good.
Don't put much stock in him, myself.

>Nigga thinks USS Callister was good.
Change my mind, what makes you think it was bad or that, at least, it wasn't good?

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a written down, compelx password is by far better than a simple known one

Everything after season 2 is trash and even that is pushing it because Black Mirror was never that good in the first place.

I wish Miley would just go away. Cunt graciously displaced the young fans that made her famous to begin with.
>LOL I CURSE AND IM A WHORE NOW, TOTAL OPPOSITE OF DISNEY
ok so you are just the female bob saget.

Any episode involving detectives or police look like a slighter better version of this NCIS shows, the rest become more about the metaphors commenting on current society and less about how technology will change society.

Remind that this show has and always will be absolute shit

it had some pretty good acting, the plot was good too, it just painted those tech moguls in a way too favorable light - pretty sure that's how suckerberg and the other silicon valley idiots see themselves tho.

Yes.

this is probably the best rundown on the show.
not gonna lie, I would bang Jack.

>>"The Waldo Moment": I'm gonna be honest, I couldn't make it past the 20 minute mark on how boring it is, the whole thing. Cringe analogy to 2016
>aired in 2013

You're a fucking idiot user

>implying they don't see the future
you're a fucking idiot

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yes, he got totally cucked. it's a commentary on how VR sex and porn addiction cucks men and makes them lose their manhood. think of how much worse it will get. I actually enjoyed that episode it seemed pretty even-handed and can be interpreted as a red=pilled commentary

gonna have to agree with this user, i was actually thoroughly entertained and they sneak in some comments about how the hollywood star-maker machine operates like this as a rule, it's not like a controlling-psycho manager is the exception IRL

DUDE IT'S JUST LIKE TRUMP

holy shit you are political genius user you should start a youtube channel I could have never put that together without your amazing insight and wit wow

kino and pleb filter. miley cyrus is a great voice actor too

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wut is it about? I refuse to watch this show.

I didn't mean it that way, user. Who pissed in your cornflakes this morning? You can tell me, we're safe here in Yea Forums(nel).

why should anyone waste time explaining the plot of a 1 hour TV episode to you?

any noodz?

yeah you know what that was a big dramatic sorry user

Hang the DJ is certified kino though

It had its moments.

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no problem man, I was a bit of a dumbass too, everything's cool

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>>implying they don't see the future

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Shit taste niggerfaggot
Season 5 black mirror was kino

I just did n't think it would hurt to ask.

>she's 18
based. I knew when she said she was turning 15 on the episode it was bullshit

No, Miley Cyrus is a very classy lady who would never get naked for attention

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Gay Tekken was the worst one. You'd know this if you watched it and weren't retarded.

But it was the best episode of the season

>"Shut Up and Dance": Best episode, no doubt.
what? i actually thought it was one of the worst ones before the new season

>"I personally thought Episode 3 was a KINO experience, reddit! Wow and that Nine Inch Nails callback? SUCH kino, JUST like my 90's adolescence! My wife and I toasted this episode with craft beers over last night's suburban barbecue, SUCH a triumph! My son even recognized the music and know NIN since I have the logo tattooed on my calf, along with EPIN Blink 182 and STP! (that's Stone Temple Pilots, for the uninitiated, another BASED 90's band!) Can't wait to hear EVEN MORE of my 90's favorites in upcoming shows and commercials!!!"

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