Ywn get Vulcan massages from T'Pol

>being a sex kitten is a bad thing
Personally i like my Vulcans with dsl's and fake tits.

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Look at this brainlet. What makes tpol good is that she oozes sex but she’s completely repressed and hates humans. The same reason women say they find Spock sexy.

Spock oozes sex? I never knew.

>An average Human male is still stronger than Vulcan female.
YOU. WERE. NOT. DATING. NATALIE.

in ENT she takes medication to block out the smell of humans
Luckily they fired the writers after S2 and the show became action schlock, which was at least fun to watch

Imagine the smell.

Some women say that apparently.

Why would a Vulcan have breast implants and lip injections?

its only logical.

No. No it isn't.

The stuff she's oozing is silicone, not sex.

Conceptualise the aroma.

Probably the most forced relationship in tv history. Dr Phlox was a pervert.

Hmmm better have you both get naked in the decontamination room for hours. Still no fucking.....hmmm you need to give each other massages.....a lot.

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Humans are far more likely to get along with people who are attractive by their standards, and given that there is already a struggle between humans and Vulcans it is only logical that steps be taken to reduce that struggle. Given that there is only one Vulcan on that ship it is also logical that the Vulcan be the one to change.

Ship whore it is then.

To manipulate lesser species who think with their dick

He was literally ok with Trip fucking his wife.

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Imagine if she sat on your face while doing that

Not logical. Sexual attraction breeds friendliness. Sexual relations create complications, especially in a species as... emotional... as humans.

Bump

Haha imagine if the ship's toilets weren't working so the most logical choice of action was for her to use my mouth lmao

What do Vulcan shits smell like?

Roasted Red Pepper Hummus with a hint of rotting corpse

I have something she can massage right here in my pants if you follow my drift.

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>Lieutenant, you keep looking at me instead of performing your duties! I will have to relieve the pressure in your testes immediately

I like to believe they're not fake in the show, and that their history of not being in control of their emotions lead to a lot of controlled breeding amongst their race. Leading to many attractive individuals. Like with the Vikings.

Your prostate? Bunch of fucking weirdos on this site.

But what is the reason for her nipples always being hard?

Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that hating ENT is a meme and a sign of a pleb?

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While generally I agree, season 4 is absolute trash.

Source: I'm watching it right now

Well yeah.

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I vagely recall people at the time didn't like them messing with contiunity via the temporal coldwar.
if only we know where the series would go.

Romulon pussy is still best pussy.

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Well yeah before they gave them rubber foreheads and made them kinda fugly in TNG

If you're reading this: have sex.

Joke's on you I didn't read it

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why did they shoehorn that relationship in instead of just having her fuck Archer?

Same reason Hermione ended up with Ron instead of Harry, Expectations Subverted!

Na, my dude. Because Captains only get to have flings. It's in the Star Fleet regs.

>ywn buy a agitated T'pol from the Orion slave market

WTF am I even doing with my life?

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Sisko had a regular girlfriend, until he sent her to prison.

He's more of a governor than a captain and thus is exempt.

Kirk had a son with Carol Marcus.

Sisko married her eventually
he also happens to be a deity
Do you think Big Show copped a feel?

Trip had a really big wiener, natch. That's why they needed a shoehorn for that tight Vulcan box.

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That was before Kirk was a captain. Once promoted the relationship was ended.

> Vulcan pussy muscles 3x as strong as human
> Can literally squeeze the cum out of your dick like a tube of toothpaste

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Pretty sure they established this in the first episode.

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>established this

what his big weiner?

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Yes Tucker had a boner in that scene.

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