The weirder the better
ITT: More Miscellaneous Movie Merchandise
Andrew Morgan
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Eli Cooper
Is it advertising that the pineapples have flat, uniform sides?
Hunter Ross
Nathan Ross
Is Dole shit?
Jace Perry
>Tro Gold Pin le/ananas
What did they mean by this?
Jaxson Hernandez
William Perez
Apparently this was controversial before Rick and Morty
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Ryder Lewis
>If McDonald’s had its way, it would have probably gone ahead and selected a new Spice Girl this month: China Spice. At least that’s the impression many are getting after seeing the fast-food giant’s commercials highlighting a promotional tie-in with Disney’s Mulan. Whereas the animated feature—which pulled in $54.2 million in its first two weeks—is for the most part drawing raves from Asian Americans for its cultural sensitivity and historical accuracy, the McDonald’s spots are generating charges of ethnic stereotyping. Among other things, the spots feature a headband-wearing Ronald McDonald karate-chopping the company’s logo, and patronizing, isn’t-that-cute jokes about such Asian customs as sitting on the floor to eat. Meanwhile, Chicken McNugget containers are emblazoned with the cringe-worthy puns “Run, don’t wok…” and “McNuggets are Chinamite!” Says Paul Leung, a Chinese-American student at Cornell University who started an E-mail protest campaign, “You don’t even have to be Chinese to be offended.”
>Jeff Yang, publisher and founding editor of the Asian-American publication A. Magazine, calls the campaign “the equivalent of a drive-by mooning. Here is such a clear contrast between the clearly thoughtful efforts of Disney and the far more cartoonish and offensive caricatures in the promotional campaign.” Such rumblings come as a shock to McDonald’s and Disney. “I haven’t found anybody who found [the campaign] offensive,” says Disney publicist Terry Curtin. McDonald’s spokesman Palmer Moody agrees, saying “Obviously, the goal was to be fun as well as relevant to U.S. pop culture.” Moody adds that before it was launched, the campaign was screened and approved by the company’s Asian-American employee network, as well as by ethnic focus groups.
>Luckily for the burger maker, the Mulan promotion ends July 2. And it’ll be awfully hard to offend the fans of its next summer movie tie-in: Armageddon
Anthony Butler
Speaking of....
Carter Garcia
>Chicken McNugget containers are emblazoned with the cringe-worthy puns “Run, don’t wok…” and “McNuggets are Chinamite!”
Chinamite sounds like a good title for a movie or videogame. Writing that one down.
Henry Wood
Hope you don't end up being an Epic Store exclusive!
Hunter Young
>China Spice
What does China taste like?
Lincoln Torres
Like hotboxing a cigarette
Leo Ortiz
Big box.... for you.
Caleb Williams
>cheese triangles
Bentley Evans
>1998 was 21 years ago
Fuck I feel so old, I still remember taking my young cousin to se Mulan and going with my gf to see Armageddon at the theater while she jerked me off.
Wyatt Butler
AND THE PR PEOPLE ARE LYING
Carson Roberts
Based Mazda insisting on combustion engines
Jaxson Rogers
hypocritical bug men.
Carson Long
> He doesn't know The Lorax is Ted Kaczynski allegory.
Adam Sullivan
Evangelion 3.0 burger
Isaiah Harris
>Burger fork
What the fuck are you doing Japan?
Charles Gomez
Nah. They're so fucking huge that you can't really generalize; it's like asking if bananas are shit.
They have some kind of deal with Disney. Banana stickers had Star Wars stickers, then Incredibles 2 stickers, and so on and so forth. Just part of Disney's omnipresence in the marketplace, and not a bad way to reach kids, I guess.
Adrian Scott
And the ever famous Disney Dole Whip.
Dylan Nguyen
Try to name a more badass Happy Meal toy set
Easton Cox
Imagine the smell.
Jace Evans
Ryan Gonzalez
Austin Gonzalez
These are awesome. I hope we get new ones with the new movie.
Levi Ortiz
Xavier Price
Thomas Baker
That's a nice bottle at least.
Angel Sanchez
I'm hoping we get new activity books
Brandon Gray
Christian Brooks
You Can (Not) Unclog Arteries
Eli Barnes
Here's an oldie
Grayson Baker
Dont forget the GoT whitewalker
It was okay, not nearly as cool a bottle tho
Kevin Diaz
Lucas Jackson
Speaking of GOT
>This can turned out to be totally irrelevant in the face of what happened in Season 8
Luis Johnson
Xavier Gray
William Miller
>Theon crossed off
Daniel Watson
Connor Wilson
oWo
Parker Evans
Those don't really count imo. It's just the normal pineapples, but with movie picture on the tag. Maybe if it was some special breed of pineapples that taste like the actor.. yum..
Isaiah Nguyen
The tag is the merch
Aaron Nguyen
I guess if you look it that way.
Robert Long
Blake Jones
Imagine the Villeneuve bedsheets.
Ryder Murphy
I just made a thread about this.
Jacob Morales
>flame retarded
Jason Taylor
I know, these threads are so comfy.
Brody Russell
That's a pretty dope Bender desu
Jace Jones
It sounds like a late 80s/early 90s Hong Kong action movie title.
Carter Barnes
Jace Johnson
Nothing tops “suck on jarjar’s tongue” candy, so these threads are kinda pointless. And pretty reddit.
Caleb Fisher
I see that Fluttershy. May the mods have mercy on you.
Thomas Brown
How does getting jerked off in a public place work? Like did you have napkins ready or did you just cum on yourself?
Jonathan Collins
>and going with my gf to see Armageddon at the theater while she jerked me off.
during which scene did you climax?
Jose Ortiz
Twilight body pillows
David Rivera
Sold double the price the year after at auction
Colton Wright
Imagene de smellz
Lincoln Long
Lincoln Martinez
Carson Brown
Who the fuck would've bought the baron for their kid?
Dominic Wood
Benjamin Reed
>Vader isn't BBQ
Fucking ONE JOB.
Brayden Barnes
looks comfortable
Owen Price
sneed
Easton Anderson
CARBS AND MEAT
DONT EAT VEGETABLES!!!!!! EVEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!
Eli Martin
but pizza is a vegetable, it has ketchup in it
Aiden Lopez
i've always wanted to be spooned by jar jar binks in a pool
Caleb Richardson
But ketchup is tomatoes, and tomatoes is fruit.
Dylan Turner
Original and BBQ are top selling flavors only makes sense to have the bad dudes as the models instead of onions products like Sour Cream
Michael Gray
iT'S PR
Jacob Green
Kevin Hall
Remember Pogs?
Julian Kelly
yep
Sebastian Cox
That's awesome
Jaxon Bennett
a tomatoe's just a red eggplant, and those are veg
checkmate atheists
Logan Roberts
Tyler Wilson
John Brown
Camden King
I don't have a picture, but I literally saw Toy Story 4 potatoes today
Joseph Cooper
They should keep that bottle for something.
Not the black, something better.
I'm waiting for that freeze dried whisky from Alien trilogy.
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Owen James
sounds like a chinksploitation version of Black Dynamite
Tyler Stewart
Shut up retard. Vegetables are literally carbs.
Joseph Hall
What exactly is the audience for this?
youtube.com
Jonathan Ramirez
You're literally carbs.
Cooper Morris
>McNuggets are Chinamite!
Jack Richardson
Ryder Butler
this is extremely baffling. I can only imagine some dumb Boomer buying it for a grandkid.
Ayden Russell
That does look like a superb lounging and sleeping garment.
Alexander Barnes
RANDOM READ-ALONG STORYTIME
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Caleb Fisher
Koreans are masters at this stuff.
Christian Hughes
Thomas Martinez
>garlic
Asher Collins
Adrian Bailey
Parker Jones
Grayson Sanders
Samuel Davis
Feel free to stop.
Ethan Flores
>Hop in, dude
Connor Lewis
I haven't even gotten to the best parts yet
Wyatt Roberts
Nathan Murphy
Carson Rodriguez
WTF? That’s supposed to be Max Zorin?
His hair is not even blond!
Camden Williams
Jaxon Edwards
Is that an Australian at the front?
Camden Powell
Wait until we get to May Day
Elijah Taylor
Joseph Walker
Camden Ward
But muuuuuuuuooom, i want the Star Wars lettuce! It's better!
Jason Barnes
Wyatt Miller
I think it is nice for young kids of around 5-8 years old. My parents had given me a cassette deck when I was 4 with fairy tale tapes. When it was bed time they would put one in and you'd fall asleep in no time.
Nolan Evans
Thomas Johnson
>DUNED
Brandon Sanchez
Parker James
Austin Fisher
Jason Brooks
And here's "May Day"
Brody Gomez
Jayden Harris
Charles Wood
It's weird to think there were action figures for a David Lynch film.
Imagine Eraserhead or Blue Velvet action figures.
Ryan Turner
Anthony Ward
Jordan Campbell
No one gives a shit faggot.
Owen Gomez
Wyatt Russell
Sebastian Clark
Hudson Morgan
Jack Martinez
Ryan Robinson
Jordan Reed
The end.
Give the artists some credit, they did a good job of making Roger Moore look younger than he actually was at the time.
Easton Gray
How did this get approved?
James Murphy
Dog and poverty, but not sparrows.
Easton Baker
Whoever drew this never saw the movie.
That much is obvious.
Julian Flores
Aaron Davis
Imagine being the unlucky bastard at that hotel who really needed to use a "Do Not Disturb" sign and this is all they had....
Noah Turner
>that werewolf one
what
Brandon Flores
>Everyone now thinks you're a furry
Ethan Anderson
Look, if wanting a giant werewolf girlfriend to take care of me is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Leo Flores
I have to wonder how many of these were actually used.
Joseph Watson
Holy shit, I don't know who would EVER want to purchase this, except for some dude who hangs out on a Breakfast Club forum and spends his days shitposting
Robert Reed
The other two say "Go Away" but the third one says "If you're a hairy bara daddy come in", kinda weird
Bentley Baker
I wonder how Yea Forums reacted to Twilight back when it was coming out.
Brandon Lee
Taco Bell Demo Deal anyone?
Ian Nguyen
if the people who liked the watchmen movie got them then none of them were used
Cameron Green
Anyone here go to the Demolition Man Taco Bell at Comic-Con last year?
Nolan Mitchell
I did. I had to wait an hour and got free nacho fries.
Ethan Russell
I wonder what the thought process was behind these were.
David Fisher
How were the nacho fries?
Jacob Garcia
The same as the nacho fries at every Taco Bell. Which is to say pretty tasty.
Eli Nguyen
Jordan Gray
But they all kinda have a gay subtext if you happen to be single male staying at the hotel
Nathan Smith
It’s partially covered by the plastic thing
Nathan Lewis
Elijah Lee
FPBP
Josiah Rodriguez
I need to check my grocery for those.
Parker Ward
Aaron Lewis
Fug I want the wolfman.
Kayden Collins
So are cucumbers astoundingly.
Bentley Cook
Shit, I have got to get a second tie.
Jayden Collins
I had those!
David Evans
my buddy went to it and got a hat
Eli Campbell
I had Mazinger Z bedsheets as a kid
Cameron Martinez
Oliver Turner
It's cut off, it says Joffrey BaraTHEON
no idea why they thought they needed his last name
Kevin Hall
Luis Gutierrez
Hunter Torres
Deaf kids?
Robert Morgan
Cameron Torres
pedos stick together
Ryder Myers
No, you’re thinking of blind kids.
Zachary Jenkins
Twilight merchandise is absolutely ridiculous
Josiah Torres
Ayden Campbell
any sci-fi with colored humans is a pretty natural opportunity for a make-up tie in, especially if you're pushing the fandom to ladies
Mason Ward
powdered alcohol already exists
Camden Nguyen
Yeah, I thought it was the dumbest shit, but I still ended having collection from all the free promotional POG shit.
James Johnson
Remember Krusty merchandise in simpsons episodes, he sold himself to anything because they offer them money for just use their image on it, nothing else needed to work with him besides that so he still has time and money, in exchange of his image for different shitty things, also sneed
Adam Long
Nathan Hernandez
Is this the same moviesperg from /sthg/?
Brody Smith
How did it take you this long to find me?
Camden Collins
I'm more of a Yea Forumsmrade
Jaxson James
Brayden Wood
Christian Wood
You know what's funny about the Thing Burger?
In the comics, Ben Grimm is Jewish.
Mason Perez
Gabriel Perry
Why is that funny?
Ian Fisher
Jews don't eat beef.
Ethan Gonzalez
Beef is kosher. Try harder.
Kayden Miller
Dole used to kill nigger slaves for not meeting the quotas
Justin Gonzalez
Jews don't eat bacon, or meat and dairy together
Colton Miller
I was tempted to buy that when it came out luckily I stuck with lego star wars only. except when I bought indiana jones shit
Michael Walker
>jews don't eat beef
HEBREW NATIONAL IS PEOPLE
Ayden Sanchez
Dirty cardboard and dust
Bentley Torres
Bacon is pork, not beef. So fuck off, you screwed up.
Justin Peterson
Jew here.
What?
We eat all that shit. Thats like saying christians dont wear multiple fabrics. Its in the book BUT...
Jayden Morgan
Jews can eat beef
Jews can't eat pork or seafood like prawns
Camden Perez
This isn't real.
Cooper Davis
Juan Hill
Alien Kenner Toy Commercial
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Noah Lopez
That's some good old fashioned label slapping.
Grayson Robinson
Angel Scott
>Fantastic Four-Cheese Omelette
>nothing for Mr. Fantastic
for what purpose? could have done a cheese pizza or something like mozzarella sticks anything like that would be stretchy
Hudson Hill
this is actually good
Gavin Campbell
You have to admit it's good marketing.
The blue dick was the most memorable thing from the movie.
Eli Morales
jacked off into one
Levi Walker
That's funny.
Leo Ward
this is actually dope.
Liam Martinez
Boost Mobile?
Caleb Gomez
>Grown from real astronaut shit!
Leo Morgan
I once had a batman burger from hardees a long time ago, it was a strange oval burger made up of a big bun with 2 patties side by side, and slathered in mayonnaise. It was disgusting.
Juan Diaz
Weren't they somewhat radioactive too since he had pulled the plutonium generator out of the ground and reburied it nearby?
Brody Perry
Justin Scott
Dominic Wilson
This is fucking kino, must be too good to be true
Owen Powell
Nicholas Miller
No, it didn't affect the potatoes.
Jordan Hernandez
Anthony Ramirez
I'm hungry now.
Eli Johnson
Hunter Turner
"Don't you fucking look at me!"
Jack Rivera
Leo Thomas
>a headband-wearing Ronald McDonald karate-chopping the company’s logo
>“Run, don’t wok…” and “McNuggets are Chinamite!”
holy fuck
Asher Roberts
There outta be a general here for this kind of stuff
Ryder Campbell
>Sinjin
Samuel Walker
Land of the Lost Subway promotion
Luis Davis
>“McNuggets are Chinamite!”
Aaron Robinson
>a fun and easy trick to try on family and friends
>from bill cosby
Bentley Phillips
Mints do tons of this shit. There are so many Disney coins out there it's insane.
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Isaac James
>don't slouch on me
James Thompson
Also apparently these turned out to be illegal
coincollector.org
LOS ANGELES - A Marvel Comics hero is giving George Washington some company on the quarter, but the U.S. Mint doesn’t think the stunt is so super.
To promote the upcoming film “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer,” 20th Century Fox and The Franklin Mint altered 40,000 U.S. quarters to feature the character.
The U.S. Mint said in a news release Friday that it learned of the promotional quarter this week and advised the studio and The Franklin Mint they were breaking the law. It is illegal to turn a coin into an advertising vehicle, and violators can face a fine.
“The promotion is in no way approved, authorized, endorsed, or sponsored by the United States Mint, nor is it in any way associated or affiliated with the United States Mint,” according to the release. The federal mint did not say whether the studio or the private Franklin Mint would face a penalty.
Caleb White
Plastic rice and gutter oil.
Alexander Roberts
Give whoever thought that one up a fucking raise.
Thomas Nguyen
Isaac Lee
Nathan Thomas
Jack Kirby art is so fucking glorious.
Isaiah Anderson
> Motherfucker what is juice?
Wyatt Ward
Jordan Taylor
I want to know this also
Jordan Cooper
Austin Foster
>worthy
>smash
FUCKING KEK!
Aaron Allen
I can't figure this out
Chase Hughes
Nolan Wright
>not buying the matching glass
Zachary Martinez
lego indiana jones shit was good, i remember enjoying those as a kid
Caleb Sullivan
Adam Cox
>tfw old enough to remember Gene Siskel losing his shit over this on At The Movies with Roger Ebert
>comparing it to the shrapnel that might have blown off a VA amputee's arms in Deer Hunter
>and you think virtue signalling is a new thing
Jordan Robinson
user, it was your cousin who jerked you off in Mulan, and even at age 30, she still won't speak to you...
Charles Peterson
With neck snapping action!
Adrian White
I pirated Demolition Man the other month and was really disgusted by the fact that all the taco bell stuff was replaced with pizza hut stuff. How the fuck does this even happen?
Bentley Gutierrez
You downloaded the international version.
Joseph Peterson
You saw the international version of Demolition Man. It had Pizza Slut instead of Taco Bell.
Zachary Roberts
Electric vehicles are a joke. The resources used to make and charge them are little better than a combustion vehicle. Then the waste and pollution a person who can afford either makes from just normal consumption are so bad that nothing we can reasonably do will stop climate change. The only real solution is a great culling.
No more than 500 million can live.
James Hernandez
what is a cheese triangle?
Lincoln Taylor
More like Vader isnt Spicey
Eli Nelson
>when a burger comes out on bluray and dvd
Eli James
what the fuck is wrong with storing it as a liquid?
Alexander Parker
forever the GOAT
Adam Edwards
nice flutterbutter
Oliver Jenkins
>fruit juice
>only 10% juice
Thomas Cook
Levi Russell
Holy shit!
I remember that.
Weird.
Zachary Reyes
For me it's the Michelangelo with black olives swapped for the jalapenos
Justin Cooper
I remember that, but I thought it was Roger Ebert complaining...
Asher Roberts
Gabriel Parker
Meme magic is real and this image proves it
Thomas Phillips
Benjamin Russell
yeah but I missed out on getting the republic gunship when I got lego indiana jones for Christmas
Easton Russell
>Run...don't wok!
Fucking incredible
Carter Roberts
Austin Hill
Bentley Ortiz
Adam Gutierrez
>The drink is so large the lid can be used as frisbee
Grayson Long
According to Pizza Hut
>Creamy cheese coated in breadcrumbs.
Carson Kelly
What do the black olives add?
Wyatt Bell
Dole Fruit used to be Standard Fruit Company. They changed name since they, along with United Fruit Company, created the "banana republics" in central and south America. That's not good PR nowadays so now it's Dole Fruit
David Walker
Acidity. Not that the peppers don't I just find that it mixes well with pineapple and meat.
Jose Reyes
Toy Story has been doing potato promotions since the second movie, I think. Kinda obvious why.
Jason Campbell
Don't forget they own an entire island in Hawaii.
Isaac Howard
I think I had one of these...
Grayson Kelly
I was a kid but I still remember thinking it tasted weird af at the time
Lincoln Watson
and 90% Spanish Fly
Mason Rodriguez
Justin Turner
your a big box meal
FOR 19.99
Justin Wood
Absolute kino sets.
Anthony Gray
Levi Cox
I love the extra long cheeseburgers from burger king they're awesome I don't like the stacked patties like in the pic tho
Ryder Jenkins
are those stories canon?
Henry Ross
Sweet.
Remind me of the, "Movies in your mind" cd audio books with special effects, thry sold at truck stops and cracker barrel.
Deathlands and Outlanders were good.
Samuel Collins
Surprised no one has posted this yet
Colton Lopez
With some modifications and a cover it could make for a nice butter container.
Daniel Perry
nah this aint real
Jaxson Gomez
It is
Jayden Baker
nay senpai
Wyatt Smith
studio wanted a star wars level smash hit. there was a board game and coloring books too
Henry Rogers
Electric motors boast a 99% efficiency, the absolute best combustion engine can't break 60% efficiency.
Brody Rodriguez
Liam Allen
they skipped the part where he bangs grace jones
Benjamin Ross
looks pretty tasty desu
Eli Taylor
I have that Bart in my room.
Won it at a GameWorks UFO machine
Zachary Wright
based
Adam Myers
Like a slingshot
Asher Jenkins
based
Brody Perez
Gonna get that Scooby Doo
Ryder Sanchez
Unironically want this.
Daniel Myers
Absolute fucking kino.
Nolan James
chinamite!
my fucking sides
Anthony Campbell
like the mental illness that an entire generation of only children has produced. aka not giving a fuck about your fellow man.
Ethan Green
bullshit. all of what you said. bullshit.
Hunter Edwards
>Run don't wok
jesus
Jonathan Ross
resurrection sucked a dick and isn't part of the trilogy. just a cheap knock off. I'm offended.
Jordan Sanders
Rocky looks like a Mii
Jace Taylor
their eyes are terrifying
would not allow in my house/10