Pitch me a movie with these two autists

Lady teaches man how to SIP

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I would watch

BASED SIPGANG SIPQUEEN

I'd watch this for sure.

This, but in the end it's revealed that both of them are cannibalistic psychopaths.

Male tears are delicious

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SIP QUEEN

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There's only one bodily fluid brie likes more.

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Romance about a feminist and the proctologist who loosened her ass (and her heart)

OP here. Can anyone actually unironically pitch an idea or are you just as autistic as the people in my image?

She's a princess of a faraway land and he's a schlub who wants to inherit the kingdom. There's just one problem... the laws of her land say that if a man wants her hand in marriage, he has to suck on her toes.

Thats a good idea really, both are aspergers and find love while attending shrink sessions, they meet in the waiting room and despite everything against them, they persevere.

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There are you autist

I know, I'm just pushing you to try harder that way. Like 'ole Pa used to do. I miss you Pa ;(

Thats really sad, I'm crying as I read that. So the movie is mostly flashbacks? marvelous.

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how did she went from this to this at what point did feminist hit her hard?

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Mr & Mrs Smith-style spy movie where Gosling and Larson play rival spies who are captured by a terrorist. They have bombs planted on them, and the defuse button for each agent's bomb is planted inside the other agent's rectum. Pressing the defuse button for one agent's bomb will defuse their bomb, but cause the other agent's bomb to explode. So it's a race against time as each agent tries various wacky schemes to get their hand up the other agent's asshole to press the button.
Working title: The Poop Ticklers

She's still cute, user. Just needs a proper fucking to return to her senses.
>mfw I envision the goose taking brie's anal virginity
What did you do to me, OP?

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The tale of an incel, Ben, and a woke feminist, Amy, who argue constantly on twitter. after Yea Forums (played by Jesse Eisenberg) targets her just because she’s a female gamer that is breaking all the MMORPG high-scores, Ben finds himself coming to her defence. shocked at his own actions he begins down a path of self discovery, climaxing with a confrontation between him and the leader of the alt-right (played by Michael Cera) at a Trump Rally.

>Sam (Ryan Gosling) and Lila (Brie Larson) are co-dependent siblings who live together in Chicago. Childhood trauma has shaped them into damaged people. Sam is an introverted workaholic with no friends, while Lila is a self-destructive drug addict. Lila is the only thing that brings joy into Sam's life, while Sam is the only one who can provide Lila with a sense of stability. Lila has grown comfortable with their unhealthy relationship, but Sam longs for more. When he bonds with his co-worker Allison (Lucy Boynton), Lila spirals out of the control at the prospect of an upheaval in her life, with increasingly violent and tragic consequences.

This is good

You spelled Jew wrong, user

>mfw Yea Forums can pitch decent plot

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Im talking about the metal part. She used to be a happy normal person. Now shes all shy, insecure and condescending.

I’d simply put them in a room with Gaspar Noe and await the inevitable drug and sex filled meditation on death and sexuality

Welcome to the NHK live action remake.

So it's Silver Linings Playbook meets that god awful Cystic Fibrosis movie that just came out
No thanks

brother and sister, both good looking but equally autistic so they can't get laid and have to fuck each other

Probably a defense mechanism. She strikes me as insecure if I have to judge from her AMA.
Also seems more chill in past interviews. Maybe she can't cope with the attention.

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I feel we're onto something here.

She’s even more cute that way

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>Goose is a police psychologist.
>Larson is a wealthy socialiate.
>Larson murders her husband and two of her three children, last child still missing.
>Amidst a media frenzy over why she did it, Goose is brought in to question her and find out if the last child is still alive.
>Cat-and-mouse game develops between them, with Goose getting in too deep on Larson's twisted mind games.

I dream of Brie, if only she dreamed of me.

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Same here bro...

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>digits confirm
But I'd rather not reach bump limit before we can hear more ideas so I suggest to keep the posting to a minimum.

How does it end?

>You will never cuddle up with Brie on the couch and watch old movies with her
It hurts everyday

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Has /blg/ seen this kino? Pretty fun.

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She looks so cute and tiny in this pic.

>But I'd rather not reach bump limit before we can hear more ideas so I suggest to keep the posting to a minimum.

Only if you're actually planning to hire our lovely Brie.

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20 minute anal sex scene

Not yet, but I might see it at some point. She's starting to grow on me these past couple of days.

brie gets scouted for a modeling gig and manages to make a career and get a good social life
goose discovers Yea Forums

dude gives chick aids, chick goes nuts and kills man and herself.

Have you seen what actually gets on air? Anyone can pitch a decent pilot apparently.

damn daeneryis looks like that?!

Gosling plays Larson's daughter support teacher: she suffers Asperger and her husband left when she was a teenage pregnant mother
Gosling will teach both her and her daughter the meaning of friendship and love

plot twist: ryan gosling's character is in a mental asylum after killing her wife, brie larson, pregnant with his baby daugher

directed by m night shyamalan

Ryan and Brie are both autistic and live at home with their parents. Brie lives with her domineering mother (Marisa Tomei) while Ryan lives with his former drill-sergeant father (Matthew Modine). One day, Ryan walks to the neighborhood drug store to buy a 2-liter of mountain dew and hears his favorite band, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, blasting from Brie Larson's window. He falls in love immediately and thus begins Ryan's adventure to get Brie to notice him without getting his allowance taken away from him by his father. Brie's mother tries to seduce Ryan in order to make Brie jealous, causing a rift between the two which is eventually mended when they bump into each other at a Hedgehog Boys concert several years later. They marry not long after this.

>Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
check'd and kek'd

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Larson kills Goose's new girlfriend then rapes him. From there you can pick your poison

Good End
>Goose calls the cops on Larson and she is arrested, setting him free.

Bittersweet End
>Goose kills Larson and goes to jail, wrecked but free.

Realistic ending
>Goose knows what Larson did but chooses to ignore it because he's too traumatized to break away from their toxic dependency on each other.

Bad End
>Goose can't deal with it an an heroes. Larson falls into depression and overdoses to death.

ryan gosling is now the cool teacher on this cruise ship highschool called breaker high that he is a former alum of
brie larson also exists in the film somehow

Apparently there was going to be a film like that but it got shevled.

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>In Miami, there is an underground street race called La Fotoola
>It's a round loop of the entire city. The winner gets $100grand cash, no questions asked
>Every year, the race results in numerous injuries and deaths
>Ryan is "Goosey", an elite hitman hired to kill the favourite to win, but make it look like an accident
>Brie is "Nags", a recently divorced housewife who has decided to dedicate her life to shutting down this illegal street race
>Chance would have it that Nags and Goosey end up entwined and hunted by a powerful mob boss
>Their only option? To win La Fotoola

Isn't this the plot to The Other Sister, but with Chris Chan?
I like it.

I'd like to see a 'romance' between two socially fucked up weirdos that doesn't resort to making their illnesses 'quirky' like Silver Linings Playbook did

Seeing as the driver was a literal cuck with a love for white women with ethnic boyfriends they would get along just fine

Remake of Solaris

weinsteins cum FACT!!

Goose is a lonely war veteran who just moved next door to psychology student Brie’s apartment. At night, Goose can be heard sobbing loudly as the nightmares of war haunt him all night. Slightly concerned for her neighbor, and more concerned for her lack of good sleep, she convinces him to talk to her for an hour every afternoon at 7pm. Through these casual “therapy” sessions, she quickly learns that The Goose is more than he claims to be

Ending: goose was a war veteran but his only kills were after he came home and became a serial killer, targeting young women with Brie’s phenotype. Brie wasn’t able to get to the door in time and becomes victim number 12

I'd like to see something like Berlin Syndrome, but I'm not sure if the Goose is a good fit for a rapist/psycho.
Or maybe he's the perfect fit and we just don't know it yet.
Alternatively you can make Brie the rapist but it's gonna be an odd piece of cinema.

I just read the plot of that and they're eerily similar. Weird since I've never even heard of that movie

Goose and Larson are a bored married couple who agrees to go to a swing party after being invited by a friend. The party turns out to be promoted by a sex cult that tortures them physically, mentally, emotionally and psychologically over the course of one nightmarish night.

Would the white couple be too autistic to understand any of the the intruders’ threats?

Fucking good idea, unironically. Make it happen kike gods of Hollywood.

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>A waitress (Brie Larson) with a newborn baby becomes a pariah in her Louisiana community after her husband is arrested for accidentally murdering a friend during a robbery gone wrong. Unable to support herself, she turns her house into an inn, but only gets one guest, a mysterious stranger (Ryan Gosling) with a past shrouded in secrecy, who attempts to help her rebuild her life. The stranger appears borderline supernatural at times and soon protects the mother and son from criminals that the dead husband was indebted to.

Better would be if you excluded that cringy ending and reveal that Gosling did some absolutely fucked up shit (think Abu Ghraib) in the Middle East but he doesn't tell Brie this until he feels like he's won her confidence. Have the entire movie just play out with Brie thinking this guy is a lonely down and out war veteran who is a victim but in reality he's crying every night over the horrible fucked up shit he did. Brie then tries to come to terms with the fact that she was beginning to really feel for this guy who it turns out is a monster. As soon as he feels confident revealing this stuff to Brie, feels like she'll accept him for who he is, she leaves him and never talks to him again which destroys him because she was the one person who seemed like they would accept him.
It's implied he kills himself