How would your 1st interaction with him be?

Tell me in as much detail possible, please.

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rape dwarf

I'd blackpill him, not that he isn't already blackpilled

midge

After rewatching all the episodes from the beginning, i began to question a lot of world building and in-world decisions.

A lot of it seems retarded and I don't know if its Martins fault or the TV writers.

I'd have a drink with him

World building always sucks in fantasy novels. You can pretty much see the retardation in all of them.

Well yes. But Martin is pretty lazy in that regard.

>that Tyrion Trial by combat scene Viper vs Mountain

That was some bullshit i tell ya.

>i began to question a lot of world building and in-world decisions
Such as?

What I would give to kidnap Tyrion Lannister and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in snark and grumpkin outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.

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>That was some bullshit i tell ya.
Why?

Hang out with him and see how much alcohol he can take, then get him back to his hotel when he's out cold

maybe call him the day after for breakfast to hang out, then say goodbye because he's probably a busy man

Thank the gods, I made this thread waiting for you user. fucking saved.

I'd do that and far worse to Warwick Davis but Peter Dinklage is a chad dwarf and ally, not a virgin midge.

t. Podrick

We'd have some ale then fuck the Queen!

For example that families rule certain unchanging landscapes for thousands of years. In the real world that was always changing and evolving.

In a real trial by combat the fighters whould have similar fitness, height and weaponry. Also the mountain got stabbed by a spear twice, was lying down on the floor like a dead fish and they just kept going. The Viper got fucked up in the end, but they were both dead. At least one only technically, lol.

its martin the fat fucks fault despite what /tveddit/ will tell you
>My name is Darkstar, and I am of the night

>Not appreciating Darkstar for the massive edgelord he is

Well yeah, but it's still an entertaining show. But not enough dwarven cock.

>walk up to him
>bend forward
>place hands on hips
>tilt head to the side
>say with the most exaggerated condescending tone fathomable "How's it going big guy? Wow, get a load of this hulk of a man, show us your muscles, Hercules."

Nice try, Warwick.

That’s not till he kills his dad.

Kidding aside, I'd rather hang out with Peter than 99% of the cast from GoT, he doesn't seem phony like most of the others.

I'd hang out with Ned, Joffrey, and Cersei as well. Those actors are all pretty cool.

Iain Glenn looks like a bro

Get away from him before his stupidity kills me

cringe

I would tell him The Station Agent is one of my favourite movies.

I'd love to kick Tyrion Lannister (the character and the actor) in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, saying a leprechaun always pays his debts, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life like D&D ended his pathetic show.

>killing dink and not davis
very unbased

My sides are in great pain

Remind him me and his father think he's a little mistake and a tard then strangle him