Who is the biggest Chad in all of capeshit?

Who is the biggest Chad in all of capeshit?

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How the hell did Magneto never fuck Mystique?

Isnt Magneto closeted gay?

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Hawkeye considering he banged Velma

You dont shit where you eat, user.

Apocalypse should've been entirely CGI to make him otherworldly enormous like Juggernaut or Hulk and they should've gotten the old Fox cartoon voice actor for him.

The spanish manlet ruined the character.

Wolverine. Think of how many people he's killed, and doesn't give a shit.

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He did you turd-licker. Between First Class and him trying to save JFK they were a couple.

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Apocalypse was unbelievably lame. How did his cult not try leaving the tunnel to his collapsed pyramid thingy open and letting some sunlight in even once in 5000 years?

Zod

>and they should've gotten the old Fox cartoon voice actor for him

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>He did you turd-licker. Between First Class and him trying to save JFK they were a couple.

Prove it. Even when underaged Mystique was trying to seduce him he refused.

It's implied in DoFP when they're in the phonebooth together

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OH, they definitely fucked.
Probably on the top of filthy flatscan dead bodies.

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this movie does at least have a couple good scenes
The nuke launching scene with apoc narrating behind beethovens 7th was kino

X men sucked but thank you for giving me the best waifu of 2017.

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>Magneto disintegrates Auschwitz

What did they mean by this?

Magneto wanted to show people the truth. He just had to destroy the lie.

I don't think so. I felt Magneto treated her more as his ace in the hole, a superweapon he could use in his own struggle.
Kind of like Apocalypse, encouraging her to be a strong mutant.
Magneto had problems with relationships because the human women he dated would be under threat (like the polish wife who died because of the authorities going after him)

>can literally control his height

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Quicksilver's mom seems to be doing alright, slight alcoholism aside.

Thor
First he was a shit character in his first movies to make women watch his flicks
But then in ragnarok he become the chadest

he's like 5 foot 5 in canon

>Quicksilver's mom seems to be doing alright, slight alcoholism aside.
Quicksilver protects her. Hard to kill somebody's mom when her son can see you coming 10 miles away.

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Gigachad cinematic universe when?

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5'3"

so 5 foot 5 in canon tinder

Wolvie was always my manlet hero and this stings.

I did that. Didn't turn out so great in the end desu. Good on Magneto for not being a retard like me.

aaaah, feels good that i will never watch this movie.

Poor man's Thanos.

>Most intelligent man on earth
>Can strech any part of his body
Yes, it's Reed Richards

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And yet...

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>olivia munn in the same room with an actual actor
>he's covered in purple drank make up

i want to die

>Charles Xavier : When did you last see her?
>Erik Lehnsherr : The day I left for Dallas.
>Charles Xavier : And how was she?
>Erik Lehnsherr : Strong. Driven. Loyal.
>Charles Xavier : How... how was she?
>Erik Lehnsherr : She was... We were... I could see why she meant so much to you. You should be proud of her, Charles...
I took this to mean they fucked

Why was Apocalypse such a manlet?

she was supposed to hook up with azazel resulting in nightcrawler but whatever. they even had a scene in x-2 together that everyone who had read a comic freaked out about.

>entire plot of his movie is centered around the fact that he got cucked and has to win his family's respect back
>chad

Why did they make him such a lame loser in the first place? He should've been Thanos tier badass

"Why did they do X " can be said to just about anything in the entire movie.

sad but true