BLOCKS YOUR PATH AND SLAPS YOUR WIFE'S ASS

*teleports behind you*
nothin personnel

THERE'S A MIDGE, MIDGIN' ROUND, BEING MIDGE

Midge

Post it

>its a hunter has become the hunted kino

Thats how you subvert expectations

punt him away like im ray guy of the oakland raiders

Step over him

kek like he would even reach

>slaps your girl on the calf
FTFy

You forgot
>gets of stepladder.

lmbo

which midget was it that played in some American Pie movie back when?

Kick the stepladder out from under him

Punt him across the field for three points.

Lowkick to the head

Stop posting the shopped version

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>just watched the episode of South Park where Cartman fights a midget
>can't help but think of Warwick Davis
>laugh even harder
I love you retards, Yea Forums

Give him some weed and smoke it with him, it would be diamond

>ywn skullfuck Warwicks decapitaded head

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Punt him like the football he is

is this bait

Kick him for a one point conversion.

Don’t let dreams be dreams, user

wonder when the hell I got a wife without even having a gf first

GO TELL THAT LONG LEGGED LIAR
GO AND TELL THAT SEGWAY RIDER
TELL THE SKELLY
THE GIGACHAD
TELL EM THAT MIDGE'S GONNA CUT YOU DOWN

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Stop posting him before he hit the gym

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ask him about Willow 2

His daughter legit has some real big midge knockers on her.

I don't necessarily know what I would do if I had him kidnapped and bound.

I'd maybe start basic. Ridicule him. He has to know that despite the world giving him the "awww poor guy living with this deformity fair play for having a jovial attitude" treatment, the rest of the world either dislikes what he is or outright pitied him. He has to know that everywhere he's gotten in life it's actually BECAUSE of his stature. The little man didn't overcome adversity because he's small, he was sought after because it's a gimmick for certain roles. I want him to know that to most people he's just a mistake, and to TV people he's a gimmick. He's not standing up for shit, he's taken his deformity and cashed in on it. And I think that's where I'd draw the line. I'd keep him fed, watered, and the like, but every day I would repeat these facts to him, over and over. He has to know. Should he choose to take his life when these facts sink in, that's his business. But I want his soul absolutely crushed, I want him to know his world is an absolute lie.

And that's it. I wouldn't harm him physically. Why? Because he's the unforgettable victim of a horrible deformity. The worst thing about the situation is that he has produced offspring, really, continuing the cycle of pity. Disgusting.

Look at him smugly, but don't hurt him, he will just know that I am not hurting him because I feel sorry for him.
This will hurt him more than being beaten, it will crush his pride

My wife could easily beat up this little munchkin. I wonder though, do you think he'd fit in a cow's vagina? He's about he size of a calf so I figure you could shove him in and he'd suffocate in there surrounded by beef.

Why would you save this shitty webm?

You're sick in the head

ALL MY POSTS ARE SATIRE I DONT MEAN ANY OF IT

Me personally?

I'd give him a good kick him right square in his forehead like a deformed, bloated football. I'd watch him slowly float off into the earth's atmosphere, his furious face glowing crimson and his gnarled little goblin hands flailing wildly, as if reaching for something to grip onto, all as his almost inaudibly high pitched, gremlin-like screaming and pleas for help and bit parts in fantasy films die off, disappearing into the sunset of a new, midge-free era.

I wonder how much a midget can benchpress

And what have you ever done with you life? Are you a successful actor perhaps? Host your own gameshow?

She's literally legs and tits.

If evens i punt warwick davis off a bridge
If odds i go out for beers with peter dinklage

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>cowers in fear

i believe the phrase is "your dick in the head"

This is the smile of a man with a putrefied, blackened soul.

Every waking moment of Warwick's life is spent meticulously fantasising and envisioning a grand and blood-soaked world in which he reigns as the butcher king, killing swathes of men more mercilessly then any world war ever managed. All for the sole purpose of reducing the average heights of men and woman, inch, by inch, by inch.

Pray he, the only being short enough to evade the Reaper's swing, never sees such lofty ambitions rise to fruition.

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run up to him and kick him in his tiny deformed midget head

he looks like one of them bugs you just want to step on

She looks so fucking ridiculous.

Imagine fucking his exposed esophagus while pushing your thumbs into his eyeballs as his daughter licks your asshole. After you cum in his throat, you make his daughter slurp your juice out of the hole

>SAY "CAROLINE DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT"

>a bunch of fat acne ridden losers (all things they have control under) relentlessly bullying some guy born with a hellish condition who managed to find success in spite of it
sure is summer in here

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Check out based Warwick making that bitch walk while he rides in style. She's got RDJ shoes as well to get a few extra inches.

midge

He's a fucking dickhead though. He kept trying to have kids and had them suffer horrible deformities until they died because he keeps trying to pretend he can live a "normal" life and throw money at any limitation

I don't really mean it

>you can bully a person who isnt in the thread reading any of this
dumb frogposter

Can she save us from Warwick?

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Fuck off warwick, none of gookmoots shekels for you.

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midge

>looks down to see if laces are tied

Spotted the midgger.

>playing tiny bears and goblins is considered successful now

Take him home and watch him fuck my wife.

>he isn’t in the thread reading this
We can’t be too sure of that
t.midge

youtube.com/watch?v=4UmRn2b_KQo
>hang on a minute, who put you in a goal?
our guy

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?

Lift him upside down and drop him on the top of his head.

Jokes on him, I don't have a wife lol