Virgin American hoverhand vs. BVLL Nippon squeeze
Why are American actors so prudish?
Leo Martin
Henry Campbell
Is that based Mads on his shirt? What film is it from?
Nicholas Hernandez
It's his game.
Cooper Morgan
Blame women and the MeToo movement
Matthew Harris
Keanu is a Leaf.
Jeremiah Ward
>game
Kojima doesn't make games, he makes interactive kino.
Gabriel Cruz
Keanu is just a huge beta (that for some reason women suddenly like and let him get away with the hoverhand)
Chase Hall
western countries have declining testosterone levels. This why we are bringing in African and Asian BVLLs
Thomas Evans
Nippon roasties don't get as toastie as western ones.
Josiah Phillips
Yea the Metal Gear stories are really deep. Normies will never understand them.
Owen Russell
Why are the ching chongs so handsy?
Christian Murphy
in the world of (pound)metoo you can never be too careful if you're a man. hell Cuba Goodie Jr is going thru this bs right now lol.
Hunter Adams
Metal Gear Solid 3 and 5 are the only good ones
Landon Jackson
Keanu 'please dont touch me simpleton' Reeves
Joshua Martinez
You can sexually harass women all you want and they will like it, but once they sense you are a beta, you are toast.
Caleb White
Are gamers the most powerful race? It wasn't until he gave a presentation at E3 that his popularity heightened more than ever before
Nathaniel Hill
Because you can’t be too careful these days.....
Carson Nguyen
You can see Keanu has a cigarette in his hand...
James Baker
Charles Lewis
are they fucking?
Caleb Hernandez
The difference here is Keanu getting asked to pose for a picture because SHE met HIM. As opposed to nippon over there asking if HE can pose with HER. Keanu is allowing a picture while Kojima has to ask for it
David Sullivan
Based Keanu doesnt want to dirty his and by touching a white woman
Easton Peterson
Which pornstar is Kojima posing with?
Jeremiah Scott
Virgin kinautists vs. Chad bvll gamers.
Juan Jones
Keanu's an American actor, so he's way more likely to get me too'd. It's not prudishness, it's a defense mechanism.
>Your honor as you can see I never touched that woman
Dominic Ortiz
The only thing roasties love more than dick is litigating. Keanu just protecting himself, that's all
Mason Brooks
Jaxon Sanchez
BASED
Luke Nelson
Chad female respect vs virgin pornstar grope
Justin Brown
Most western men are beta males, real attractive alphas don’t pull this hoverhand bullshit. They know that girls sre attracted to them and don’t mind being touched
Brandon Edwards
kek
Mason Morales
casting couch
Charles Barnes
My boy keanu dodging #metoo like he back in the matrix. haha
Dominic Ward
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!
HANDS OFF OUR WAIFUS, HIDEO!!!
Cooper Young
This. Keanu could put his face into her breasts and he wouldn't get MeToo'd. Cuba is just an ugly faggot.
Hunter Martinez
You just know.
Ryder Hall
see
Parker Williams
>Why are American actors so prudish?
#MeToo
Jose Cox
Friendshipe ended with Stefanie.
Now Margaret is my best friend.
Julian Scott
Hideo "full contact or no contract" Kojima
Gavin Myers
incel videogames
Lincoln Morales
jap bvll makes the roasties SEETHE
Leo Baker
Would Keanu wear this?
Nicholas Young
>she
Yikes
Michael Wright
i know i would
Ethan Powell
actually not wrong
Alexander Ramirez
whats so special in this tweets what you must not believe in them?
i am from russia so dont have a clue in your nowadays cucked culture.
Aiden Turner
I didn't expect it to but the quiet helicopter animations really turned me on, Sucks that most quiet porn is shit
Kayden Flores
>you will feel ashamed for your words and deeds
Yikes
Ayden Watson
hes with a cigarette in his hands. that's why hes not touching her
Gabriel Reed
based
Isaac Morris
keanu is smoking, holding the cig with his left hand
Daniel Martin
Gavin Morales
this
also beware the #metoo movement
Leo Lee
Imagine calling the cops on someone for groping you in public. Jesus
Hunter Phillips
I played the first 4 MGS games on easy just to enjoy the story but avoided V because I heard it’s more difficult and isn’t as story focused. Should I still give it a try if I suck at stealth games? The base building element doesn’t appeal to me either.
Brayden Brown
Koreans avoid touching them at all cost because of me2
Jackson Roberts
>that deathstroke
Nice
Dylan Powell
do you think they use protected pads so the female actors bosom won't touch the male actors back?
Zachary Watson
Kojimbo's got Jap immunity to getting #metoo'd, and Keanu's been the Highlander long enough to know how to make the smart play to survive, so OP's question is stupid and a nonstarter.
Landon White
all i see is a image of a woman shoving her tits into a man, and a image of a man grabbing some pretty fine ladies hip. damn kojima you hitting that? nice.
Eli Perry
The game is still easy if you play on the lower difficulties. It isn't as story focused but I guess worth playing through for it since it's not that long.
Lincoln Reed
Me too. It's not the gratuitous ass shot that did it either. It's how she starts off cold and dismissive but gently warms up to you and eventually comes to trust you enough to be a cheeky little flirt on your comfy helicopter ride back to Mother Base and/or to wage guerilla war in Afghanistan or the African bush. Combined with the ASMR helicopter whirs and her pouty breathing noises, it's just a very sensual experience. Whereas all the porn is just straight up unga bunga lookee she take many dick so hawt. It loses all the nuance. I...I think I'm broken inside lads
Angel Peterson
Because nowdyas in the west, if you even look at a woman nowdays it's sexual harrasment and you deserve to die.
Dominic Fisher
>Japan is like cuter Saudi Arabia
Jackson Garcia
Full plate armor actually
Dominic Phillips
Is it true that Worst Korea is run by a cult of feminist elders?
Ethan Nguyen
Death Stranding will be shit.
Evan Richardson
Story is short and not difficult. The beauty of 5 is just how differently every mission can be accomplished.
Michael Garcia
Your not. The death of sexy in the mainstream because it's problematic just means that all that exists is the shitty grunting porn.
Michael Phillips
cringe normie
3 is basic action movie and 5's story is almost nonexistent
2 > 1 > 3 > PW = 4 > 5
Matthew Rogers
Don't worry nippon. The degenerate metoo culture is coming to you too.
Webm related. An Asian man trained to kill with his bare hands scared shitless and running away from a woman because he had been falsely accused of sexual harrassment by a ring girl in the past because he put his hand on her for a picture.
Jaxon Sanchez
Kinda true according to my Korean buddy. Unfortunately, Korean men had it coming since they were known to beat their wives senseless back in the day. Though if those kind of men were still around, perhaps Korea wouldn’t be a complete degenerate shithole like it is today.
Gavin Gray
If Asian men are acting like this already, then I sense a more foreboding issue in the future.
Robert Collins
Why does Kojima always look like the intellectual shadow dwelling anime character with the hyper reflective glasses who assists the protagonist but has questionable motives?
He has this look in every picture I see of him. Even the hair works
Michael Murphy
Based