You are in bed having sex with a beautiful wo

>You are in bed having sex with a beautiful wo...
>Sex? Whats that

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Kek

>you know what coitus is?
>of course
>same thing
>never had coitus before

>there's a pretty girl smiling right at you but you're not responding. You're not responding. Why is that?

I knew a guy named Larry. Lived in Mississippi. Worked with my brother-in-law. HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THAT GUY. Sounded like him too. I told him and he got offended. I guess that's offensive. Also, this guy is dead, so that guy I knew totally could of made in in Hollywood, as his replacement. Fuck, just show up and pretend to be him; People won't notice.

literally me

>What is like to hold the hands of someone you love? interlink
>interlink

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is this testing whether i'm a replicant or a virgin?

is there any difference?

>Mein Kampf test

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>someone got paid to paint a can opener white

>"you are at the doctor's office in the waiting room for an appointment. Looking up from your magazine you see an incredibly attractive woman sit down across from you and smile. what do you-"
>WHAT MAGAZINE AM I READING?

>it's all hypothetical, user

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tell me about your mother

>Does it matter?

my sides

I miss him, lads.

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Let me tell you about my sex life.

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fucking kek

>tfw i have the same chin

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kek

Time to f-f-f-feminize yourself, baby

what chin lol

this one ;_;

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Sex is overrated and gross.

just b urself

Time to become a "character actor"

jeez that's bad

>"HURR HURR HAVE SEX"

You loser are like a bunch of middle schoolers who think they're cool because they got their first terrible blowjob last weekend.

hot damn, an actual incel showed up

i never asked for this

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cheer up user, who knows, maybe one day you'll get to play a memorable side role in a cult scifi kino

>middle schoolers are getting BJ
>you aren't

When will it be my turn

only an incel would said "terrible" to the idea of a teen doing a blowjob.

>What one?
>What?
>What woman?
>It doesn't make any difference what woman, it's completely hypothetical
>But how am I having sex with her?
>Maybe you talked to her, maybe you met at a party, who knows

You're not even close to baseline

>you are a nuclear physicist in chernobyl, the reactor just explode, you an yo...
>exploded?, how?